Yes Dear Reader the news of my demise has been greatly exaggerated. You might have noticed the site had been kicked of the intertubes for a week and a half. I know you must be wondering. Had the Republicans finally figured out a way to silence this liberal commie Brushstrokes or hath the NSA finally had enough of all of this spanking nonsense. No Dear Reader it was none of those things. it was however due to the fact my hosting provider are complete and utter morons. While I will spare you of all the harsh details and your rather upset host yelling daily at the ineffective knucklehead on the other end of the phone for a week and a half while he confers with a mysterious and all powerful sys-admin who unhelpfully tells me “something is wrong”. I do feel the responsibity to tell my fellow spanking bloggers out there is that if you use go-daddy as a host. Do NOT under any circumstances use the stock WordPress setup for somehow it violates their TOS. With that being said, we do indeed have some catching up to do. So once again after two very long weeks. Welcome to the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Now right around this time we begin the Spanking Awards. Unfortunately do to unforeseen circumstances we will not be holding them this year. Yes I know, I realize we have been having them for 7 years. But it is time to take a break. If there is interest in them they will be returning next year. Meanwhile we will kick things off with a former winner of the awards. The lovely Jenni Mack and Miss Chris who is doling out a bottom bruising spanking to the young schoolgirl while Veronica Ricci watches in horror and awaits her turn on over the knee. From Spanking Sorority Girls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian seemed to be keeping busy during my absence. What better way than to put two naughty waitresses across your knee and bare their bottoms. All the better when those waitresses are the amazing Mazie Dee and Sally Sparks. Incidentally that hairbrush doesn’t seem to agree with either of the girls but it looks particularly painful for poor Sally. From Spanked In Uniform.
There are endless types of spanking scenes, there is erotic, fantasy, and many others. But one of my favorite types of spanking is what I call realistic domestic spanking. This is of course is a somewhat adversarial as most women really don’t want to get spanked for their misdeeds. These scenes are hard to pull off correctly and quite frankly may not be alot of people’s cup of tea but I quite enjoy them. I am of course bringing this up because Mr M with the unfortunate Kiki manages to do this almost perfectly. Now I could squibble and point out her positioning for the otk spanking is a bit erotic (and could be a bit messy if she enjoyed it) and there would almost certainly be legs flailing but the atmosphere is almost exactly what one would expect a domestic punishment spanking to be like. From Kiki’s squeals of pain echoing down the hall way it most certainly worked. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Sarah Gregory’s husband is quite jealous and rightly so if you are married to Sarah Gregory. So he take the wise choice to higher a private investigator from the firm Kennedy, Kennedy and Kennedy. When of course she is caught waiting on another gentleman Mr Kennedy is not so gentle on her delightfully bare bottom. From Northern Spanking.
I usually don’t do two scenes from the same company on the same page but Real Spanking Institute is trying out a new spanker by the name of Mr. Heisenberg. Fortunately for us he is not showing us how to cook Meth. Now from just looking at him, one would not think that he was a spectacular spanker. But man can that guy spank. He almost takes the wind out of poor Lila Night on the first blow to her bare bottom. It seems that his long arms can move at unbelievable speed. I will indeed be looking forward to many more soon to be suffering girls over his knee. Also Available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
I was reading some comments on a particular website and our friends across the pond seem to be confused by this whole black Friday thing. So let me put it simply so you can understand it. Being Americans we like stuff. That is why more than a few of us live in 4000 sq foot McMansions. Its to hold all of our stuff. Stuff also impresses other Americans across many a socioeconomic class. Black Friday appeals to the lowest common denominator in this country. Thus it is no wonder we trample each other for $10 off on what ever shiny bauble you desire, when you can simply stay home and order everything off Amazon. Personally everyone who engages in such vapid consumerism should be spanked which is exactly what is happening to young Bell on English Spankers.
On a less happy note, The big news in my adopted New England is that after a year of hard work the police finally got around to releasing a summary of the Newtown massacre report that was supposed to be done 6 months ago. So I spent some time reading the other day. The basic idea is that Adam Lanza was a lunatic who shot a bunch of children for unknown reasons. Oh…. Thank you….. That was so informative, and it only took a year to compile that information! Well the sad anniversary is coming up. I will pay my respects to the fallen and then numb my sadness with drink and perhaps cheer myself up seeing Stevie Rose get a good ass tanning on Good Spanking.
There is nothing more delightful when a self styled “Tough Girl” experiences what is like to get spanked. Some do try to tough it out. But as Lola Marie finds out that one needs only a good bare bottom belting to reduce even the toughest girl into tears. From Dreams of Spanking.
Finally for today, While the whole world does not celebrate Thanksgiving, they do recognize the benefits of spanking a naughty girl. Its the same in America, the UK and indeed in Japan. From Hand Spanking.
You might have missed me due to my silence last week Dear Reader, I more than apologize. But I am sure you are asking yourself what affront kept me from our shared passion. Well, once again Your Humble Narrator was required to travel for a job that I was assured there was indeed no travel. But I came to some revelations while away. The first is that people who build hotels are really really stupid and the second is that I think I really need to find another position.
The former epiphany was seen while I was staying at my destination. You see one of our “leaders” as they are so fond of calling themselves decided to have a offsite meeting 3 hours away when the same thing could have been accomplished three blocks away allowing Yours Truly to get the fuck home at night. But if fairness it was held on one of the very nice islands that dot the coast of my adopted New England. Perhaps the sea air and nice views would be good for Your Humble Narrator. But that was not to be, for I did not have a nice view, nor did I have any view of all. A fact that I only realized that morning as I woke up and realized that someone somewhere thought it wise to put a rooms below ground on a perfectly good island. Not only that the “window” I had looked into a dank hall where one could not tell if it was day or night! Not to mention being so far below ground wireless and internet access were not available. Needless to say Dear Reader my thoughts were back in my home in the woods and bringing you the Spanking Updates of the Week that you so deserved.
We shall begin with our favorite mystery spanker and his friend the other mystery spanker who inevitably selected a better hotel in the bowels of the Garbage State than I did. In fact at least he had a view of the parking lot where he can at least peruse the crack dealers and the rather stuck up model unsuspectingly striding toward her fate. This week it is Ariel Adore, a rather nasty little 26 year old who seems to have a habit of ending up swallowing ejected bodily fluids. Well this shoot is a little different that young Ariel is used to, what she doesn’t realize is that her attitude must change with the surroundings. The consequence is of course is a pretty damn hard bare bottom spanking including the use of a wooden hairbrush. From Bun Beating Fun.
While Veronica Ricci gets her sumptuous bottom paddled at her school, in my area being it is quite close to the now infamous Newtown. One needs to look to my adopted New England for wasting money to keep us “safe”. Now I think I just might be a bad person Dear Reader, for I recently attended a school function. Previously you were buzzed in to the local school via the front doors by a secretary who can see you on camera. The massive “Security Upgrade” that this school got from our state tax dollars consisted of cutting a hole in the wall of the foyer and forcing you to walk though the office to enter the school. Now the only thing that entered my mind when I saw this silliness was the idea that “great now they are going to force a lunatic to shoot all the adults before they get to the kids” Does this make me a bad person? Probably. From Spanking Sorority Girls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
You know Dear Reader, for someone who supposedly retired over a year and a half ago, Irelynn Logeen still gets her beautiful bottom smacked quite a bit. I am not sure if she has come out of retirement or this is simply a long lost spanking we have not seen before. But I am kind of sick of declaring this is the last spanking of the Ravishing Redhead that we ever will see… Until the next spanking of course. So this time I will keep my mouth shut and just enjoy. From Northern Spanking.
So I have it on good authority that the next Edward Snowden leak will be the fact that the NSA tapped the phone of our favorite Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. You see, Apparently the Indian government looks down upon us westerners spanking one of their own. Emily is of course a stunning example of one of their own. To make matters worse the Dutch government is even more incensed that the Germans that the NSA spied upon one of their national figure. Though to be fair to the NSA, the Germans did try to take over the world twice in the past century. From Real Life Spanking.
Our Conservative Crazies continue their outreach program to Hispanics, women, gays and people of color this week by once again attempting to ban abortion, refusing to allow same sex couples use of the federal facilities in their red states, enacting jim crow voting laws and of course refusing to even debate immigration reform. Personally I think you could probably make inroads with these particular demographic by spanking them. Then again not all of them will look like the lovely Susan James once you get their panties down. From Sound Punishment.
I apologize for the blurry photo’s Dear Reader, but then again it probably should be Pandora Blake who gets spanked for that. None the less, I am not sure if she intended to do this or not. But this spanking shoot reminded Your Humble Narrator of the spankings of yesteryear where you sat for 10 minutes over your 2500 baud line downloading a delightful picture of a young lady kicking and being generally uncooperative yet held firm by a more determined lady to give her a hard and painful spanking. From Dreams of Spanking.
So my Dear Friend Cake boy took one of the 8 nice days in the English summer where it didn’t rain and decided to do some spanking and incidentally show of his hedges. Now I never quite got the obsession with our friends across the pond about their hedges. I mean they have a rodent named after the damn things. Now we Americans might have a bit of obsession with our lawns, but you don’t see us naming rodents grass hogs? None the less John, Your hedge is rather nice so is the bare bottom that is across your lap. From Triple A Spanking.
Never having been spanked before, I can understand when a young lady puts her hand behind her in attempt to block the blows upon her bottom. At least with a hand spanking. But have you ever been rapped in the knuckles by wooden brush? That shit hurts! Probably more so then it landing on your exposed bottom. Joelle Barros probably would have learned this, but kindly her tormentor pins her arm behind her back to keep her from getting injured on anything but her incredible bottom. From Punished Brats.
You know Dear Reader, I have to go back to minimum of updating twice a week. Why? Well days when you get some excellent spankings and this little beauty ends up down here. Dear Reader meet Belle Calder, who while cute as hell needs to learn not to smile when she is getting her ass beating. Something I think she will learn after a while when the spankings get harder. From English Spanking.
Well the Holidays are close at hand Dear Reader since our retail overlords want us to consume as much as possible. Yours Truly saw Christmas Stuff up right after Labor Day. It seems now that once the Halloween Candy is depleted the silly season is in full swing. Something I refuse to participate in. But Thanksgiving is right around the corner which means one of two things. First the Nominations for this years Spanking Awards are close at hand (next week) and your hot young freshman college girls will be returning home to the horrifying realization that they are in fact not too old to be spanked. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Finally for today, some of you might have noticed that The Spanking Spot got infected with a virus. For what ends I know not. But I do owe a big thanks to our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian (despite the NSA spying) for helping me solve the issue. All the while having a gaggle of naughty girls he needs to punish. From Spanked In Uniform.
I know this is a little strange for a spanko Dear Reader, but I absolutely detest Halloween. Sure I like all the scary movies that run this time of year and I would insane to dislike the only time of year where it is perfectly socially acceptable for young ladies to dress up as schoolgirls. But other than that, I really cannot stand it. Being a grouchy troll I simply cannot stand when my bell rings every 4 minutes and small children shout at me for free candy! Of course since children don’t go outside anymore one can gather from their rotund costumes that they would probably benefit from a treat of Tofu rather than candy.
Furthermore it begins the unofficial run-up to thanksgiving and by default silly season. Since our consumer overlords continued desire to extend Christmas to all year round. No sooner after candy laden fat kids are bouncing around like ping pong balls do our retailers start inundating us with Christmas shit. There really needs to be a law that no Christmas crap is displayed before the day after Thanksgiving. Or the retailer gets fined or even better yet we get to beat the hell out of them with bags of left over candy.
With that Dear Reader let us get on to the Spanking Updates of the Week!
We begin today with yet a new Spankee, Though she made her debut last week, for some unknown reason my account was not working thus she was not included. But Dear Reader it has only been a week! So I bring you the lovely 22 year old Penthouse Pet and adult film actress Jenna Rose. Now Jenna has a rather interesting background. Growing up in the small desert town of Victorville CA, which’s main export is apparently dust. In any case despite being in such a liberal commie bastard state, her mother was a rather big proponent of spanking. Of course this probably has something to do with the fact that Jenna is one of 8 offspring. Now Jenna’s mother from her description seems to be a rather utilitarian if not efficient spanker for when discipline had to be dished out she simply lined them up oldest to youngest, bared their bottoms and used the belt or hand whichever was age appropriate. She also appears to be rather set on her ways as young Jenna was spanked by her as little as 7 years ago at the age of 15. Well thanks to Spanked Sweeties we can relive that moment at a more age appropriate time since she is now a adult, and we all know that our of age ladies need to be spanked. Also available through the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
So next week Dear Reader, You may or may not hear from me. I have yet another work related thing to attend to. Not that I am particularly looking forward to be crammed in a hotel meeting room for a week. But alas it cannot be avoided. But look on the bright side, I shall bring you all the inane corporate speak the following week to entertain you. Meanwhile it appears that Steven Lewis shares my assessment of Halloween. Yet he cannot escape to the woods of my adopted New England. Instead he decides to spank any girls that come to his doors. Which might I add, I might rethink my hermit lifestyle if Amelia Jane Rutherford and Mila Kohl would regularly come to my door for a spanking. From Northern Spanking.
So our conservative crazies seem to be upset that the health care law which, instead of realizing they lost the battle and came together to make the best of it , instead stubbornly refused to implement the law are now rather upset that a website which they refused to implement doesn’t work. This of course in their mind a reasonable rational. Then again what do you expect from a party who’s majority believes the world is 6000 years old and the fact that despite what Jesus said poor people don’t deserve to eat. This is akin to a schoolgirl blaming our portly punisher for spanking her because of her misdeeds. From Sound Punishment.
Mr M, true to his age, Has never heard of MP3’s or the Netflix since he appears to still purchase his media on a physical medium. We know this since he is sick and tired of lovely Autumn leaving cd’s and dvd’s out of their cases. Now I am not one to disparage the reason for a hot bare bottom getting a spanking. But this is 2013. I wonder if she left all his record albums all over the place as well. Even better is that a betamax I spy? From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
So the bazillionaires of my beloved city shared by the lovely Joelle Barros. Are quite upset that another billionaire will not be replacing this one as mayor. Of course this one might actually be able to plow less than a week after a large storm and not frisk minorities for no reason. But he does indeed want to tax the rich and this gets them upset since why indeed should they pay their fair share of taxes when most of them inherited the money. It is simply not fair! But that mentality also applies to our girls who find their bottoms bared and over the knee. From Punished Brats.
You would think these girls would learn by now. Seriously Dear Reader, think about it for a second. You are a spanking model like Christie Cutie. Now spankings aren’t pleasant. Thus one would do anything one could do to keep from getting spanked. Wearing tight little Daisy Dukes is not one of them. No matter how hot it is. Then again perhaps I should shut up and let them wear such skimpy shorts for our entertainment. From Good Spanking.
You know Dear Reader, for the first time, Firm Hand Spanking’s Patrick Bateman might be worthy of being called a spanker. Now given he still cups his hands when he should be spanking with a flat palm. But the zeal he spanks the unsuspecting Stacy Stockton is worth at least a mention. Her bubble butt seems to react quite nicely even though she does not.
Finally for today, the proliferation of porn on the internet is indeed a big concern for people without anything to do. Think, for a second. We of the older generation had to steal ours from our older brothers and our fathers. Barring that, we had to use National geographic. But the youth of now days have access to any fetish or other adult entertainment at the tips of their fingers. Thus rather than demanding from our government a ban on porn one should monitor what sites our youth are accessing. Of course unlike here in the United States where someone somewhere will demand a law is implemented. it is refreshing that in Japan that they recognize that their youth are curious and the way to combat such curiosity is with a good hard bare bottom spanking. From HandSpanking
You know Dear Reader, sometimes I mourn our youngest generation. I mention this because I came across two articles today that just proves the sissification of our youth. The first was brought to my attention from one of my offspring teachers who emailed to mention they were discussing bullying. A noble discussion for being bullied quite a bit as a kid I can sympathize that it is not all that pleasant. Of course at the time the solution was to beat the ever living shit out of ones bully but in these times, the school would probably call the police and have the victim charged with terrorism. But I digress. One of the thing mentioned in the email is that they discussed an incident last weekend in Texas. Now Texas takes its High School Football seriously. This is because its, after all Texas and any state that insists that creationism be in their textbook, academics is not their strong spot. Thus football is the way out for many Texans. In any case, the Aledo High School football team destroyed its opponent West Hills Football team 91-0. Now for those of you who think football is kicking around a round ball by sissy men this is well, about as lopsided victory in American football as there can be. A parent from the losing team instead of putting his hand on his precious 17 year old snowflake to tell him that he was proud of him and he did his best. Instead decided to make an official complaint that the winning coach was guilty of “bullying”. Presumably because well….. hell if I know.
Now one can argue that the score was run up just to humiliate the other team. A charge that both winning and losing coaches deny since the winners pulled their starters only after 21 plays. The winners also ran back 2 back to back punts which is kinda hard to do and insisted the clock run continuously though the 2nd half. Of course due to our stupid laws, the school system must now spend time and money to investigate this because one parent was butt hurt because his kid sucked at a game. This Dear Reader is what happens when an entire generation is given awards for participation and never ever felt the firm hand placed upon their backside. Unlike our girls on the Spanking Spot’s Updates of the week!
We begin this week with the celebration of my most hated holiday. This of course is Halloween. Now do I believe that evil spirits will come and invade my home like the Christian Crazies? Absolutely not. I just don’t want to deal the throngs of small children ringing my doorbell every 7 minutes to yell “TRICK OR TREAT”. Now of course those like minded who fantasies about cyanide in candy and razorblades in apples need only to turn on their sprinkler system or better yet get a fire hose for the little bastards. Unless of course its a bunch of spankable females dressed as cheerleaders like poor hot Missy Rhodes on My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
I mentioned 2 stories Dear Reader and while you peruse the hottest bottom in spanking the one of course that belongs to the stunning Leandra James. On Triple A Spanking. I shall tell you about the second. I woke up this morning to an video that was forwarded by an acquaintance bearing the title “I towed Joey Graceffa’s Car”. Now knowing neither who or what Joey Graceffa is why his car might be towed, or even why this was sent to me in the first place. I of course watched it. What I found was a rather amusing video of a gentleman claiming to have had Joey’s car towed rightly so because it completely blocked his driveway. Now Joey as I came to find out is a YouTube “celebrity” who films himself talking about basically nothing, except in this case having his car towed. Joey is also rather fabulous and has managed to attract 2 million subscribers, mostly of tween girls who of course have not come to the realization that Joey is indeed a flaming homosexual. Now, being that this is the internet, I should have been unsurprised and gone off and looked at cat videos (or better spanking videos). But Joey’s army of tweens were both ruthless and immediate, insulting violently anyone who dare disagree with their beloved Joey. Now tweens are stupid, You and I Dear Reader were tweens once and we were equally stupid. But thankfully we did not have the internet back then thus our stupidity was not broadcast for all to see and confined to our parents and friends at the time, never of course to be spoken of again. But than again I would hazard a guess that none of us were particularly interested in a homosexual named Joey who discusses the totality of nothing.
I have a confession to make Dear Reader, I have a thing for indian girls. Not mind you of the common term for Native Americans. (though quite a few of them are very attractive). No, I mean the girls we talk to whenever we need to make a call to whatever multinational corporation and they patch us though to “Amy” who can hardly speak English. I find them almost porcelain like in their beauty. Couple this with the fact that I love indian food then you have a woman that I want! Unfortunately until today I cannot recall one that has subjected herself to a spanking. I mean its not like indian women are never naughty right? Well Happily our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian corrects this this week with the introduction of young Emily, which from the looks of it her ass burns hotter than a big bowl of Vindaloo. From Real Life Spanking.
Unsurprisingly, in a move even more unpopular than shutting down the government or letting our nation default on the debt. A document came out from the conservative Republicans that outlined how they want to ban porn from the internet. Presumably including spanking sites like Punished brats, because they show Joelle Barros writhing in pain and of course her naughty bits. It says that our first amendment rights do not include the right to spanking women online! Of course they also want us to shun women 3 days after they had their menstrual cycle and burn people at the stake that might be witches. Unless of course they are running for the governorship of Delaware. From Punished Brats.
So I hate doing laundry. My position is that someone somewhere should figure out how to do laundry itself. I am sure my outlook would change if I had a house full of attractive girls that I could give a spanking to if they didn’t do it. As Mr M does when he bends poor Abigail over his one knee and goes to town on her sensitive bottom. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 Site Real Spanking Pass.
Now there is no question in this country that African American’s spank way more often than their white counterparts. Before I am called out being a racist please look up “White People why don’t you beat your kids?” None the less its a fact that African Americans spank at a way higher level than the rest of the country. This I surmise is why we see so few girls of color over the knee of our favorite spanking houses. After all they remember that spankings hurt like hell! Not apparently in England since unless you are Arab and into that whole sharia law thing, even thinking about spanking anyone is illegal. Thankfully there are those that disregard such a ultimatum and spank who they please. Like Thomas Cameroon on Dreams Of Spanking.
While all spankings should be ideally on the bare bottom sometimes a ladies modesty should be respected. As should be for Amelia Jane Rutherford who gets the crop while wearing very very little. From Firm Hand Spanking.
Finally for tonight, The Japanese government is trying to figure out how to get more people to have sex. Yes this is apparently a problem in Japan. The land of tentacle sex and purchasing of schoolgirls panties. The reason being there are not a whole lot of little Japanese kids running around. Now being from America where Republicans tell you constantly that sex is evil, this is kind of a shocker. Doesn’t everyone want to have sex? Apparently not. So my first suggestion to our friends of the rising sun is to quit letting older women spank young ladies and do it yourself. Its most enjoyable and might of course result in what the government so desperately wants. From Handspanking.
Well Dear Reader after more than two weeks of a government shutdown, bringing us within 24 hours of destroying the credit of the United States and generally annoying us with the stamping of feet and general temper tantrums because no one was willing to give them their way. The Republican Retards of the house got exactly nothing. Yes, Nothing. Which is the way you need to treat a petulant child (other than spanking them) or in this case any conservative. Thankfully the stock market did not plummet to much and the American people have finally gotten a look at just how crazy these people are!
So while the Tea Party Tards go lick their wounds it is of course Wednesday which means its time for another batch of pretty girls to be rubbing their bottoms on the Spanking Updates of the week!
Now never having been a spanking producer, One can reasonably assume that due to the nature of our kink, sometimes, a shoot goes bad. Perhaps the girl was not ready for the rigors of getting a painful spanking. Perhaps it dredges unwanted feeling a bad youth. But I am indeed sure that it has happened to every spanking house you see here. Today, I bring you either the best actress in spanking or one that goes terribly wrong. Dear Reader meet Johannie or favorite Mystery Spanker’s next victim…. ummm… model. After watching one gets the impression that someone might have just forgotten to shoot with a safe word or perhaps the model herself couldn’t remember it. To say she found this spanking is unpleasant would be a rather large understatement. Perhaps since she came in covered with Tattoo’s our Mystery Spanker thought she had a rather decent pain tolerance. From her screams and flailing this appears to be untrue. But it does make for one hell of a spanking. From Bun Beating Fun.
You would think that our friend “The Cameraman” with all the nubile women around him spanking each other, he would take the time to put more than a few over his knee to teach them what it feels to be man spanked. Well, even he could not resist the bubble butt beauty of Mary Jane’s bottom resulting him putting her over his knee for a good hard bare bottom OTK Spanking. From Spanked Callgirls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass
So Crazy Mazie Dee, brought in some moral support when she came in to get spanked by someone infinitely less annoying than King Joffery. I of course speak of our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. Unfortunately the young 21 Year old Satine, looks remarkably like Sally Sparks who incidentally is no stranger to have a hard hand applied to her bottom. Fortunately our friend Triple A, knows this ruse and administers a rather painful spanking while Mazie waits her turn in a little schoolgirl outfit. From Real Life Spanking.
So Banksy came to my beloved city this week for a month. Now if you have no idea who Banksy is, welcome to the club. Apparently he is a graffiti artist that has gained fame from those who actually pay attention to art. So far, his works have been painted over, vandalized and other things because. well…. Fuck you, this is NYC and unless you get in the way of our power walking to wherever we want to go we simply don’t give a shit. Besides, any graffiti that could be done was in the 1970’s and on the side of a train. Apparently he is big in London for some unapparent reason and from my dinner with my friend the Portly punisher, I learned that there were places in England that weren’t indeed London. None the less it seems that he has not done any “art” that has anything to do with spanking, Which we all know is the proper thing to do. Like what is happening to this long legged girl in short shorts on English Spanking.
So Syrena it turns out was spanked until her mid teens by her stepfather. Yes, I admit this is kinda creepy. But since he did this over her pants rather the bare bottom, well it seems at least he had her well being at heart. Particularly when you compare it against two 14 year old girls who were recently arrested for “Cyberbullying” in Flori-DUH. Now while I am not for Bullying in any way shape or form, Dear Reader. I fail to understand how putting 14 year olds in jail when a couple of good hard spankings would probably do the job. It apparently did with Syrena. The only after affect is that she likes to get spanked OTK style with a good hard hand. Not the worst thing in the world. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
I know the Slipper is a favorite among those across the pond. But honestly I do not understand what it does. Ones hand is probably more effective in punishing the bottom of a naughty girl. In fact the only reason to use implements is to increase the pain level thus teaching whomever is over our knee that whatever behavior she is getting spanked for ought to stop! Unfortunately the slipper is not the implement to do this. But when applied to Amelia Jane Rutherford’s bare bottom it does look pretty good. From Northern Spanking.
Finally for today, Well it is Japan, So this is what happens when two really hot girls disagree on Pokémon. From Handspanking.
One of the things that annoys Your Humble Narrator to no end is when mass media insist that we should care about something that we really don’t only because it is politically correct or simply whatever idiot box you are attached to thinks you should. I bring this up because like a good limp wristed commie liberal I often listen to NPR. For those of you not in the states, this stands for National Public Radio which conservatives hate because… well….. actually I am really not sure, but then again what conservatives hate rarely makes a whole lot of sense. In any case, they tend to tackle odd esoteric news such as the plight of the four remaining members of a South American tribe who stick tree branches though their nose and hunt small animals with rocks. Somehow we should fight to preserve their way of life since, you know, modern society sucks compared to the life of a subsistence hunter gatherer. In any case, as one can imagine they rarely talk about sports since sports are not odd and esoteric nor do people who tend to listen to NPR actually like sports in the first place.
Except Dear Reader when it comes to the WNBA. Once again for those not familiar with our past time of bouncing a little orange ball around and trying to get it in a hoop by human mutants. The WNBA is the women’s version of the National Basketball Association which apparently no one really gives a shit about. This of course is because unlike most successful women sports in this country like tennis or gymnastics they are filled not with spry hot little numbers in skirts or leotards that one would like to spank but with freakishly tall human mutants who probably would have no trouble spanking you no matter how unwilling you might be.
But the PC police at NPR lament how WNBA games are not televised (Because no one will watch them) or how they are unsung hero’s among women in an unjust society who values watching men throw around a little orange ball into a hoop rather than the weaker sex. But I indeed have an answer Dear Reader. But it does require some changes. First replace the mutants with hot nubile women. Second rather than the rather unflattering basketball uniform replace it with something more form fitting. Finally let the winners spank the losers or even better the audience I am sure the stadium would fill up rather quickly. I am sure You Dear Reader will become an instant fan, like you are of the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Volleyball is another quite successful women’s sport. Particularly beach volleyball since the females tend to wear less tight shorts than even Veronica Ricci. But to my liberal brethren, might I suggest a pattern here? Tight outfits on tight little bodies = successful women’s sporting event. It is what I will now the spankable factor. The more spankable a girl might look in whatever sports uniform she might have on the more successful the sports event will be! From Spanking Sorority Girls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Now some of you have lamented to me about my lack of posting. And I do apologies Dear Reader. Be rest assured The Spanking Spot is not going anywhere. I have reduced my ridiculous speedy posting rate because after 6 years of this. Well, I am tired. I shall always bring you the spanking that you both want and deserve but for now just a little infrequently. Eventually I will get my mojo back. After all when I get to see the spanking that our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian dishes out on Adreena winters bare bottom I am sure to be inspired before too long. From Real Life Spanking
So I have decided what I wanted to do with my retirement. At least on the slim chance any of us can retire after our conservative crazies tank our economy. I wanna buy a truck and a truck camper and just drive around. Preferably spanking people, though admittedly there is little room for that kind of activity in a truck camper. I could be known as the Truck Camper Spanker, or even better Spanker in a Pickup truck. I could be world famous! I also could be out of my mind. Much like Addie Juniper was when she admitted to Chelsea Pfeiffer to losing her panties and thought she wasn’t going to get a painful spanking. From Good Spanking.
Well what do we have here! Dear Reader meet Adriana, a brand spanking new spankee brought to you by none other than David Pierson. Actually her pout reminds me of the incredible Caroline Grey. Not only that she is sporting one hell of a pair of short shorts which are quickly brought down to deliver a spanking as it should be delivered. On the bare. From Punished Brats
While I have never experienced it, I would assume Dear Reader if you are called into the Deans office, told to strip and lie down on a table bottoms up. I would assume that you will probably have a rather bad day going forward. Unfortunately for young Allison the introduction of a strap to her bare bottom will probably make her day even worse. From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Well just like a week ago our government is shut down. This of course means that all navy spanking initiatives are suspended. Which apparently is good news for little Kelly Morgan. This of course is much more important than letting old people visit the war memorials or not paying survivor benefits to slain combat soldiers. What the hell are the Retardicans thinking! From Firm Hand Spanking.
I like Pandora Blake. Then again I like any woman who’s fantasies include getting belted for 30 minutes. Which indeed is what occurs here. Not to mention the tight shorts she has on during her initial punishment. From Dreams Of Spanking
Finally for tonight, one of the Japanese “things” beyond tentacle rape and sniffing schoolgirls panties is slapping. Now given this is still rare and usually done with large women slapping small men or women slapping each other as in this case. But for me it brings memories of my neighbor who almost always got slapped before she got spanked. Then again as I learned that is exactly what one would expect from a southern neighbor. From Handspanking.
Due to the government shutdown all funding for The Spanking Spot has been cut off Dear Reader. Unfortunately that means that the spanking spot will be closed until the Republican’s regain use of their higher cognitive functions and not throw 800,000 people out of work because we have a law that was passed by all three branches of government, Survived a supreme court appeal and litigated in a election because 40 or so mouth breathers don’t like it and they have a leader that wants to keep his job rather than not tanking the economy. Welcome to Democracy at work.
Fortunately Dear Reader you have a rather dedicated spanko as your host. While my billions in government subsidies have been cut off I figured I simply owed you for your continued support. Thus for the foreseeable future I shall ignore the witholding of my funds from the Office to Promote the Acceptable Behavior of Women (OPABW for short) and of course bring you the Spanking Updates of the Week!
To begin My super liberal commie brethren has managed to pass yet another useless politically correct law in (you guessed it). Sunny California. It seems that with all the problems facing their great state they felt the need to outlaw “Revenge Porn”. For those of you not knowledgeable about recent trends, Revenge Porn is the act of posting a naked or other wise compromising picture of a ex significant other (Usually female) by a jilted lover (usually a complete dick). This of course outrages feminists without a grasp on the 1st amendment which might I add has been upheld that pictures are in-fact speech. Somehow, perhaps encouraging young females not to take revealing photo’s of themselves doesn’t occur to them. After all with our ubiquitous cameras in cell phones one cannot help taking naughty pictures of ourselves and sending them to complete stranger! We need a Law to protect us from our stupidity! Senate Bill 255 bans the posting of pictures of someone with the intent to “cause emotional distress or humiliation” which the latter incidentally is the whole point of seeing women spanked and probably 80% of the internet in general. Of course our favorite Cameraman might want to watch out since one day the incredibly cute Missy Rhodes might regret getting spanked by Veronica Ricci and getting the images posted on the internet! From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Now what indeed do we have here! Dear Reader meet Mia Marcover. While I couldn’t find much information on her I find this particular spanking quite satisfying since she seems to have some goth like look to her. No offence anyone but any female who spends that much time looking like a pierced vampire other than Halloween could probably benefit from a spanking. From English Spanking.
As you might have heard unless you exist solely in a cardboard box locked in a concrete room without access to any media or internet. Our Hated Health Care Exchanges opened up yesterday. So hated that 5 million people visited it to purchase affordable health care. I must make a confession Dear Reader, so did I. You see my ex significant other has been without health care insurance since she refuses to work and exists only with the monies I give her. She also refuses to let me get her insurance due to some perverted sense of pride and the fact I didn’t nearly spank her enough. But since (according to the Conservative Crazies) if you don’t get insurance under obamacare you will be imprisoned and executed or worse have your guns taken away I used this as a ruse to allow me to purchase it for her. Now I am not a rich man Dear Reader, I had budgeted 300/per month with the hope I could get her some decent insurance and that was stretching my budget. As I logged in, My fears over the past number of months subsided since to purchase her insurance would not cost me $300 per month but rather a whopping $33 per month! Needless to say I am overjoyed. Unlike my conservative counterparts who detest the idea of people getting insurance they can afford. So to celebrate I shall bring you the bare bottom of our Game of Thrones Spankee, The one and only Crazy Maisie Dee getting a reminder what it is like getting spanked from someone other than Joffry. From Real Life Spanking.
So our beloved Amelia Jane Rutherford came to the United States and didn’t even stop by to get spanked by a funny looking guy who resemble a troll. I am indeed offended! But she did stop by Chelsea Pfeiffer’s house which resulted in the same thing though personally I would have preferred to spank her. From Good Spanking
One of the problems with Daisy Dukes or better known as short shorts. While they look incredible on the right girl like Lila Night. They don’t offer much protection and disciplinarians like Mr M really really dislike how inappropriate they are. This is of course because that is indeed the whole purpose! Now given any piece of clothing doesn’t offer much protection from a wooden paddle but Lila’s little Daisy dukes offer none. Particularly after they are pulled down. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Now here is something that perhaps the adults in the room might have foreseen. You see in LA they decided that books were not good enough for their students. Most of which are failing and of course waiting for the next riot. Instead they gave them all IPad’s because well….. The Android tablets are 1/3 of to the cost and of course we must spend as much money as possible. None the less as anyone other than an educator or someone with mild retardation might have guessed. The students hacked them so they could visit sites like The Spanking Spot, IN CLASS!!! This of course displeases our educators and they promise to put such shenanigans on the student’s permanent records which as we all know is worth more or less jack shit. If only there was a simple and effective way to keep students from doing such a thing. From Punished Brats.
Considering that young Tiffany Bennett was truly bawling (at least in my opinion) from a somewhat mild handspanking a few weeks ago. I was quite curious how she would to getting smacked with the leather paddle. Not to mention she is quite cute and in a cheerleader uniform. I was not disappointed Dear Reader. This girl really has a very tender bottom. Now its the job of Firm Hand Spanking to toughen it up.
Finally for tonight Dear Reader, there is nothing that gets a girls attention than a good slap in the face followed by a harder slap on the rear end. Something apparently that is not lost on our friends from Japan. From Handspanking.