Well Dear Reader it has been a while since we have done one of these.  The last survey was open for a month and strangely not many of you answered.  But perhaps it was a question since it had to do with spanking and sex, which incidentally most of you both male and female engage in, though surprisingly more than 20% of you keep it spanking only. 

So once again let us learn more about each other anonymously of course. I think this week we shall explore favorite Spanking Positions of both the Spanker and indeed Spankee.  So Dear Reader put in your vote and make your preference heard.  Once again these survey’s are completely anonymous, My IP logs are cleaned regularly. Your Neighbors will not get mail saying “OMG THERE IS A SPANKING  ENTHUSIAST LIVING NEXT DOOR HIDE YOUR CHILDREN” and silent black helicopters will not start following you.  Well maybe but it won’t be from me!

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Title: I Married a Brat

Starring: Samantha Woodley, Gino Coletti

Produced By: Tony Elka

Written and Directed By: Eve Howard

Distributed by: The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

Runtime:  00:27:16

Price:  7 day rental $1.95 Lifetime: $12.95 (or a la cart with purchased minutes)

Dating much younger women Dear Reader is indeed an interesting experience.  One that I never thought I would ever get to enjoy.  But alas life has a funny way of throwing curve balls and a few surprises indeed.  Who knew that funny looking middle aged spanking bloggers were indeed in such demand!  Perhaps it is indeed my sports car and the fact that I do not live in my mothers basement like many of their peers or perhaps younger women know deep down that they need an older gentleman with a firm hand for when they indeed begin acting like brats. 

Now there is indeed much lost in translation being with a female who was born when one was well into  high school.  To them 80’s parties are simply fun nostalgia, to me of course I inevitably owned half the clothing they are wearing!  Now these are indeed challenges when one is simply dating but the gap widens indeed when marriage is involved, and thus is the subject of our next title “I Married a Brat” from our most distinct spanking house Shadowlane. 

Our story begins with our soon to be hero Gino Coletti (awesome name by the way) attempting to get his young wife to get dressed so they can attend one of his work functions.  We come to find out that his wife, played by the one and only Samantha Woodley, while enjoying the fruits of being married to an established older guy indeed seems to be less than interested in the responsibilities around it.  It seems that she has married at quite a young age being too young to drink legally at these types of functions.  Perhaps Eve was making a social statement concerning our idiotic alcohol laws in this country since where else can you be old enough to marry, bear children yet somehow not be responsible to drink.  But I digress. 

Refusing to get dressed Gino wisely threatens our young Samantha with a Spanking, which our lovely Samantha is indeed surprised and offended to hear.  Deciding to push the limits of her husband’s patience she decides not only to continue to refuse but actively avoid her upcoming spanking by running around the outdoor ping pong paddle so Gino cannot get his hand on her. 

But as any spankee knows that trying to run from a determined spanker will indeed end badly.  Not only getting one spanked but spanked quite harder than what is typical.  Gino’s young wife learns this the hard way considering the ping pong table she was using to avoid him is incidentally equipped with ping pong paddles!

Not one for caring what ones neighbors think Gino decides to spank her bent over the table right there in the back yard.  One does find oneself admiring the beautiful view from the quite lovely home and the equally beautiful view of Sam’s incredible ass getting spanked.  Gino to his credit delivers a quick and hard spanking over her rather short skirt and her panties with the paddle and thinking she has had enough orders her inside to get ready for his company function. 

But alas Dear Reader perhaps the spanking was indeed not hard enough properly impress onto Samantha that he is indeed serious for a few minutes later he finds her not only not dressed but eating ice cream and reading a magazine.  This indeed is a girl that needs to be spanked HARD!

What looks to be quite unscripted and rather amusing Samantha retaliates with smushing the half eaten ice cream cone into a surprised Gino’s face.  I indeed found this a nice touch since the both of them started cracking up, before Samantha runs for her bottom. 

But again Gino is quicker and soon Samantha finds herself over his knee to get an old fashion OTK spanking like the little girl she is behaving like.  He begins once again over her pretty baby blue panties as Samantha Protests.  While not a particularly hard spanking it is indeed hard enough to keep Your Humble Narrator’s interest.  Finally of course removing them and for her troubles of kicking and trying to cover her poor bottom her hand is finally pinned behind her back for unfettered access to that insanely wonderful behind of hers. 

Once her panties are off Gino surprisingly begins to spank her quite a bit harder with long hard strokes coupled with a flurry of shorter harder ones to keep our spanked Samantha guessing when the next painful swat is going to come.  One could again make the assumption that her bare bottom spanking would make an impression on our young Samantha she is once again ordered up to get dressed. 

While Samantha apparently attends the party her behavior was indeed less than desirable apparently ignoring her husband’s mandate not to drink.  Thus Dear Reader once again our lovely Samantha Woodley finds herself back over the knee for her third spanking of the day (talk about bad days). 

Now at this point even the most patient spankers would indeed have her panties down whacking her bare bottom with whatever implement is at hand.  Particularly after she calls her husbands boss a fuckwit (hey he is a Republican), but our Gino is indeed different starting once again over her dress with his hand.  This as one can imagine lasts only a short while and quickly dispensing with her panties Our Samantha once again receives a blistering bare bottom spanking.

Now the definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over yet expecting different  results and it appears that Gino while a slow learning is indeed aware of this.  Since OTK hand spankings has not been effective he decides that perhaps a plethora of paddles might make more of an impression on her (and her bottom). 

Standing her up and bending her over the couch he begins with Yours Truely’s namesake.  He indeed delivers a bottom bruising spanking with the hair brush making one amazed that her bottom is not as bruised as one would think after such a beating. 

Now I am indeed of the opinion the less Samantha wears during her spankings is indeed better.  And besides that skirt gets in the way,  so she is told to remove it leaving her only in her Bra and the next implement is applied to her burning bottom.  The strap!  Gino gets his leverage from sitting on the arm of the couch with Samantha half over his knee at this point. Now safety is of course first in spanking.  One must realize that the arms of such sitting apparatuses are indeed flimsy and the stress of your swinging and her kicking indeed could result in disaster and from the give that appears in the couch arm during this spanking one is surprised that all parties involved have not yet collapsed onto the floor!

Finally realizing the imminent collapse Gino moves back to more sure support as Samantha goes back over his knee for the finale.  She of course offers to do his favorite thing (I wonder what that is!) but as he informs her she will do it anyway, just with a sore bottom. 

The Finale is a cacophony of spanking utilizing his hand and the various implements he brings. Giving her now glowing bottom sharp hard strokes while his ward struggles against the intense stinging blows, Samantha can hardly hold her composure during this onslaught giving the viewer one of the better spanking video experiences that one could want. 

Finally the powerful blows on her bottom has made an impression on our young brat.  Agreeing to write a sorry note to his boss (and include the fact she was spanked for her behavior in it) she is indeed forgiven and perhaps retiring to do “his favorite thing” 

So once again Dear Reader did I enjoy it?  Yes indeed.  Samantha gets a rather hard spanking,  Gino kind of reminds me of Tom Cruise which is rather entertaining (could one deny that one would spank Nicole Kidman or Katie Holms if you were he?  Hell I even think Scientology would approve).  But indeed this is a couch jumping with glee title that any fan of Samantha Woodley or any spanko I think would enjoy

If you are of course interested it could be found here at The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

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One can always gage how successful one’s weekend of spanking is by how swollen one’s hand is and how little your spankee’s sit Monday morning.  Now for a spanker such as Your Humble Narrator this is indeed a problem since once back to the daily grind one needs his hands for more nimble tasks such as typing. Thus like a major league pitcher one must take care of his spanking extremities with a fair amount of ice application. 

Now in other news this week Elizabeth Hurley finally denied years of rumors that she enjoys a spanking now and then which is indeed a shame.   Then again while spanking her would be an inevitable delight I still am confounded by her ex boyfriends behavior years back.  Let us see,  20 dollar toothless prostitute, Elizabeth Hurley.  Oh the conundrum!

But enough my ranting Dear Reader let us see what indeed our other spanking bloggers have had going around the internet this week.

New Titles on The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

La Fesse Spanking

Outdoor Spanking

Yes Pandora had a Good Weekend (and apparently her significant other)

Are there too many Spanking Blogs?
For you Spanko’s In San Fran, Cut your Hair, Stop singing Age of Aquarius since there is finally a spanking party

One Good Maintenance Spanking Deserves another
A Spanking in California
Odd

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Have you ever had one of those days Dear Reader where you wonder just how you like became as bizarre as it is.  I call those “days of no judgment” after a story I read many years ago.  Well I have been having one of those days.  You see last night, well into my 3rd Martini,  I was finishing up the first installment of The Spanking Updates of the week and was looking forward to watching some mindless television, my blackberry began do vibrate quite angrily.  Alas it was a urgent message from my friend imploring me to get online.  From the tone of the email and knowing my friend I could only imagine the evil things that had befell upon him.  So jumping on my IM I asked him what indeed was the matter. 

It seemed that my friend along with the President of his company and most of the upper management were  in a South American Banana Republic attempting to do a corporate acquisition worth quite a large sum of money.  The problem was that much of the information was indeed what you would expect from a company in a South American Banana Republic, almost indecipherable and the deal had to be closed the following day.  Now this indeed is a good friend and he was almost on the verge of tears and indeed Your Humble Narrator had the skill set and tools to do in hours what would inevitably take them days or perhaps weeks.  And thus being the person that I am I decided to help. 

As I was going though the material I began to wonder if the powers that ran his company knew that their 50+ million deal was in the hands of some guy in his pajama’s three sheets to the wind, perusing the new spanking video’s he downloaded prior, while he waited for his rather slow home computer crunch though the data.  A bizarre notion indeed. 

But that indeed has nothing to do with Spanking of course but a amusing tale to get you ready for The Spanking Updates of the week!

Let us begin with Firm Hand Spanking this week.  Now last week Your Humble Narrator lamented about the lack of M/f spanking on their recent titles.  But alas the Spanking Gods have heard our plea and thus this week we have my new favorite Ravishing Redhead Allison Miller getting her tight little bottom spanked with a rather large and scary looking wooden spoon by none other than John Ryan.  Now Abigail Whittaker who has tried to spank this naughty girl into submission has indeed failed thus it is of course time to bring in the big guns.  Perhaps our lovely Abigail will get a spanking of her own before too long. 

The absurdly beautiful Nikki Rouge is back on Dallas Spanks Hard this week.  Now you can indeed be angry with my friend since the work I was doing with him precluded me from writing both Nikki and Keegan’s interview.  But being hopelessly behind I guess comes with the Territory.  Meanwhile unlike myself I will besiege Dallas not to spank the girl too hard lest that perfect bottom become damaged.  Such a national treasure should indeed be enshrined someplace with armed guards. 

Now the thing about Corporate Acquisitions is it indeed may sound glamorous but it is fare less in practice.  Like Marriage you rarely know what your are walking into and it is indeed expensive to get out if you don’t like what you see.  There is also much gnashing of teeth and more often than you think quite a bit of shouting going on in this high stakes game.  Perhaps this is indeed why I enjoy spanking so much since most of the shouting and gnashing of teeth is done by the pretty girl over my knee.  From Bad Tushy.

My lovely Muse Leia Ann Woods whom I could write about all day is indeed getting spanked in uniform at Spanked in Uniform.  Now Uniforms tend to get Leia in considerable amount of  trouble. Thankfully this is indeed the good kind (well for us anyway).  But although coordinated outfits tend to be rather unlucky for her she does look exquisite in them particularly With her skirt up and her bare bottom getting spanked. 

A Man needs a Den.  A Den to work, relax and of course spank women!  David Pierson indeed has a fine Den which makes your Humble Narrator Jealous.  More-so since I will be moving back to my beloved city in a few weeks and my Den will become a dank cold basement once I clean all of the garbage out of it. Surely not a fitting place to spank a ass as fine as Tina Tink’s.  From Punished Brats.

The thing about Corporate Acquisitions you have to be ready to go to rather unpleasant places at a moments notice.  Unfortunately for Your Humble Narrator they tend to be really unpleasant.  Such as the time I got sent to Duluth, Minnesota in the middle of January which also happened to be in the middle of a blizzard.  Or the outskirts of Chicago during the heat wave they had a number of years back that killed all those poor souls who couldn’t figure out how to operate an air conditioner.  Once even my cell phone rang in the middle of Easter dinner to let me know I had to jump on the first plane to California.  California please, someone tried to put a Pineapple on my Pizza! From Spank Christina or the better valued 9 site VIP Spanking

Amy Hunter is dressed like a slapper!  What the hell a slapper is I have absolutely no idea.  But whatever it is she looks quite good dressed as one.  I wonder if they have a Rosetta Stone Program to decipher the English.  Which while I am on the subject I have this odd fantasy about spanking their spokeswoman.  From Northern Spanking

Ok I am going to say this again to our hard working Spanking Houses.  GIVE YOUR GIRLS A NAME!  in fact give your girls TWO names.  Like a first and a last.  You have no idea how frustrating when you find a girl that you find incredibly attractive getting a spanking and all you can say is “that girl getting a spanking”  Now that being said Your Humble Narrator has a strange attraction to this girl getting a spanking.  Something about I find ridiculously attractive.  From Spank My Bottom or the better valued Spank Pass. 

Betty does alot of spanking at Real Spanking Institute but to tell you the truth I much prefer her on the receiving end of the spanking.  There is something about attractive girls that wear too much makeup that just screams “I NEED A SPANKING”. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

I was indeed a little worried yesterday Dear Reader since I thought I would have to invoke The Spanking Spot Guarantee since Spanking Family had disappeared for a day or so.  But thankfully for all those who enjoy spanking they are back after their little snafu to bring us some more spanking of their sore bottomed girls.

Whomever invented Spandex HAD to be a spanko.  Whom else would invent form fitting material that offers minimal protection against a spanking.  I mean these pants that Jodie is wearing practically screams “Make My Bare Ass indistinguishable in color to my pants”.  From BritSpank

And finally for this week, Like your mother said,  Its all fun and games until someone gets a spanking.  From Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro Spanking Site Good Spanking Classics. 

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You know Dear Reader I am indeed not sure who deserves a spanking more.  Being the liberal commie bastard I am of course my first thought it is the morons of the conservative’s in this country who have been steadfastly keeping anything getting done and even went so far as to hold up unemployment benefits to millions of out of work people caused by the worst recession in 80 years brought on by no less than themselves. 

On the other hand we have our Democrats who haven’t even been in power 2 years already becoming as corrupt as hell.  What Dear Reader do you think the IRS would do if I simply “forgot” to declare hundreds of thousands in assets. Do you think indeed think they would so “no biggie” like our Nancy is doing with her buddy?  I mean say what you will about the crazy right but at least they managed to hold it together for a couple of years before we found out they were all secretly gay. 

I am indeed depressed Dear Reader.  Perhaps some spanking will indeed cheer me up. 

Let us begin this week with someone who always cheers me up.  The Lovely Clare Fonda giving incredible Aiden Ashley her second spanking on film.  This time in rather tight and sexy jeans that no doubt come down before to long.  Now the strange thing about this is indeed I have no idea who is more spankable. Clare in that cute little number she has on or Aiden for obvious reasons afore mentioned.  Unfortunately no one thought to spank them both.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

I have decided to resume coverage of the the always entertaining spanking movies from Lupus Spanking going forward.  I will be adding a few more sites since I think my Updates of the Week have been getting a little stale as of late  This weeks tale tells the story of two farm girls who eat magic apples which cause them to grow horns.  Apparently the only cure for such a thing is a brutal switching in the public square tied up in their birthday suits.  This indeed is not for the slight of heart Dear Reader as her friend waiting her turn to be switch listens to the screams of her friend during her punishment.  If this indeed is the cure for horns I wonder what it is for Swine Flu!

It looks like this week will be the week of girls in tight Jeans getting spanked.  Or at least Your Humble Narrator indeed hopes so.  Stacy one of the newer members of Mr M’s myriad of misbehaving maidens wastes no time in getting into the swing of things on Real Spanking this week.  Unfortunately for her the swinging will be upon her soon to be sore bare bottom.  Also Available though the better values 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Now there are three things I particularly enjoy about this next video from Real Life Spanking.  First it is indeed the beautiful long necked Sara that is getting her bottom beaten.  Second while my preference for OTK spanking is indeed apparent perhaps a very close second is the fabled bent over one knee position.  Sure unless your balance is perfect and the girl is rather small you must have her legs firmly planted on the ground lest your spankee ends up on her face.  This of course usually precludes the kicking of the legs that shows the viewer just how unpleasant the spanking she is getting is.  Finally this indeed is dear to my heart Dear Reader.  Sara as it turns out is getting a spanking over her texting habits.  Now we all know our females have a inborn need to communicate often with their own kind, but I simply cannot fathom the need to communicate every waking moment.  And I thought yapping on the cell phone was annoying. 
 

This week Natalie Minx gets down to business in pulling our lovely Chelsea’s white Jeans down and spanking her on her pretty gold panties and then of course her bare bottom.  Now I know Chelsea is an happily attached women,  but I do wonder how often her gets a good hard spanking from her significant other since if it were indeed me I would have time for  little else but to spank that awesome bottom of hers.  From Good spanking

This next update from Spanking Server is not exactly “New” You see it is indeed the beginning of March and as in the beginning of every month Spanking Server, in addition to their weekly spanking updates releases a Spanking Pack with about an hour of their past spankings.  Now this is free with membership and there indeed is some fantastic spanking here that if you weren’t a long time member you have probably missed.  Peter of course illustrates this here with the spanking of the struggling Sandra Sanchez who as a farm girl is not so keen on going over his knee.

You know I am really digging this new spanker that Xerotics has.  This  matronly woman looks like the kind old lady down the street that gives you hot chocolate on a cold day.  Just don’t spill it since she has a wicked short swing which she uses on these two new spankee’s bottoms.   Which brings me to my next point, Instead of giving them nothing to do so they can appear at political rallies and shout about how our president is a secret Muslim we indeed need to get more senior citizens into spanking.  First of all it will of course give them something to do and indeed take away the powerless feeling when young ladies walk on their lawn.  From Slut Spanking

Our young Clover has a intense dislike for Your Humble Narrators namesake.  I am quite offended Dear Reader.  Yes indeed!  And of course at some point in the past people around the world seemed to believe they have the right not to be offended!  Thus I watch with glee as this anti-brushite gets a taste of the implement she so dearly hates.  From Sound Punishments

It appears that prison life does not agree with our beautiful Kami’s bottom.  And why would it, such a exquisite flower will indeed wither under the harshness of confinement.  But indeed justice must be done, and they seem to be taking a page out of “How to extract confessions without shooting them in the face” by Dick Cheney.  Now no one ever accused Dick of being a spanko (though it wouldn’t surprise me but can you even water board someone while spanking them?).  In any case Kami is bent over a horse, panties pulled down and spanked until she confesses exactly where she hid the WMD’s  From Bars and Stripes

Ah what a treat to leave you off with today.  A bikini spanking from no other but our spanking friends in Japan.  Now apparently this young lady was diving foolishly not taking precautions from the tentacle rape monsters that infest those waters.  Thankfully she was spared and while a bikini tends to confound such monsters it is indeed no match for a spanking.  From Handspanking

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