The Governor of Indiana today signed into law a "Religious objection" bill. The bill prohibits. "state and local laws that "substantially burden the ability of people including businesses and associations to follow their religious beliefs" So if for example your religion is against say race mixing. You can now legally bar black people from your establishment. This is presumably because the governor is saw how well it worked out for the south.
Since what we cannot seem to get though these peoples heads is a religion is not in face limited to those based upon zombie Jesus. So Dear reader I present to you the Church of the Wooden Paddle. I of course will reign as pope Brushstrokes the 1st. Our main religious doctrine is of course that no female go without a spanking when they really need it. Of course it really doesn't matter what the female thinks because we are simply following our religion and any of those pesky assault laws simply cannot apply to us. So lets get in practice for our great Indiana spankoff with the spanking updates of the week!
We begin today with the tough job of being a life coach. This is of course all the rage among the millennial since they got out of college and realized the real world kinda sucks. Since mommy and daddy are now blowing the remainder of their inheritance they go to these “coaches” to advise them about their lives. I’m not entirely sure what it means when your coach spanks you and fucks you with a strap-on however like Star Nine does to Jenna Sativa on Girl Spanks Girl or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
If there were ever a scourge of the road it would be women drivers being a menace on the road in their big gas guzzling SUV. I do get it, Dear Reader, their husbands get them one so they can have 4 wheel drive and to obliterate whatever the next thing that she hits. The problem is that usually we males forget to explain to these ladies that 4 wheel drive does not in fact mean 4 wheel stop. This of course ends up with them smashing into lots of things when the white stuff comes down. This of course has nothing to do with our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian spanking a hot little schoolgirl to tears on Spanked in Uniform.
So to keep in the theme of female drivers being a menace on the road. I found a new danger today. You see Winter finally relinquished its icy hold on my adopted New England and warmer temperatures generally means the piles of the white stuff start to melt. In the right conditions this generates copious amounts of fog. Now the thing about fog, particularly thick fog it that it is very hard to see though. Even more so when people don’t put their fucking headlights on. Of course every single car that fit that profile tonight was indeed a female. If I had my way Dear Reader each and every one of them would be made to don a maid outfit like this young lady on English Spankers.
So although our English friends live in a glorified 3rd world country. The one thing they can do much better than us Americans is insult people. There is something about an Englishman saying “Bloody” anything. You say it with our American accents it just sounds stupid. And it can get you spanked like Kat St James found out on Marked Butts.
Finally for tonight, as attractive as I find Belinda Lawson, If she says “Yes Professor Grey” one more time I am going to tear my ears off. From Firm Hand Spanking.