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Olive Oil, Tornado’s and The Spanking of Brandi Timmons

You might recall Dear Reader that last year when a little storm named Sandy decided to take a trip to my beloved city thus drowning large parts of it.  The aid that we northerners generously give to our more disaster prone brothers and sister states was opposed by some of our conservative crazies.  Two of which hail from the great state of Oklahoma, which other than the fact it shares the name with a famous musical I doubt many Americans could locate it on a map.

Of course the liberal media who in no way shape or form represents real America loves hypocrisy.  Particularly since as of late it seems to ooze from our conservative crazies so it was unsurprising that they paid these two senator’s a visit to ask them about it since they have a habit of building trailer parks in front of places tornado’s like to go which indeed turned out badly the other day. 

Unsurprisingly our two OK yokels found the question offensive stating this is not the proper time to talk about opposition of disaster funds during such a tragedy and to have “some respect” for the people of their state while they morn because apparently Tornado’s are completely different than Hurricanes since the latter is caused by non existent global warming.  Sadly unsurprising from one of the idiots who felt the need to apologize to BP because people were generally outraged that they had let a whole lot of oil go in the ocean and had no way to shut it off. 

Well now that I have said my piece Dear Reader,  it is time to get on with the start of the Spanking Updates of the Week!

I got a happy note from my Dear Friend Greg the Mystery spanker this week.  It appears over the past week he located his next victim…ahem model.  Actually I am impressed with my friend Greg’s new hire for his lingerie line.  A 25 year old Bikini Model by the name of Ms Brandi Timmons.  Now the thing that this Georgia bell does knot know that such a tiny girl at 5’3” and a tight little bottom is a perfect specimen for a good old fashion OTK Spanking,  particularly when she acts up during a photo shoot.  Now Greg leaves the honors to his new Mystery spanking,  but while the cries of BAAAAAD Girl are not echoing though the Blue-ridge mountains his assistant is turning into a very capable spanker.  From Bun Beating Fun.
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You know Dear Reader whenever I happen across a hot girl like Kay Richards displaying obvious signs of advanced zombification wielding a rather large butcher’s knife.  My first instinct is of course to put them over my knee and spank their bare bottom.  Not that it will do much good of course since her imminent conversion to the undead tends not to leave much of a memory (other than brains).  But how could you possible turn up the opportunity!  From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass
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You know,  I never quite got how our friends in the old countries got hoodwinked into joining the EU.  Yea a common currency is kinda nice but one only need to look to the UN what unelected might be spending their time on.  Sure I think the UN’s obsession with “women’s rights” in Afghanistan is noble but before the women of that country start burning their bra’s and refuse spankings from their husband perhaps we should get them to stop blowing shit up first?  Thus is the situation with the EU, since their bumbling bureaucrats in Brussels have seen fit to ban olive oil from the fine restaurants that they are blessed with.  Instead of a simple jug of EVOO,  put on the table they must now provide pre-packaged single serve olive oil to “preserve the integrity of said product”.  Yes how classy,  pouring your EVOO from a ketchup packet.  Now one would think they have other things to worry about,  like the banking crisis or maybe Greece? Perhaps they should decree that Schoolgirl Kelly Wilson should recieve more spankings.  Oh wait,  our portly punisher has already seen to that.  From Sound Punishments.
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One of the amusing things about spanking is the look of complete surprise on a girls face when they realize their panties are getting pulled down.  I mean come on,  did you expect any less?  Its a spanking for Pete sakes.  Its supposed to be one the bare.  From Punished Brats
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Since I am writing this, As you might have guessed I am not the recipient of the 600MM Powerball.  For those outside of the great states of America,  like our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. This is where those of us eligible slap down a few dollars for an infinitesimal chance at becoming ridiculously rich. Now when you think of it,  You are not actually getting 600 million.  First since its paid over 20 years and you definitely want to take it as a lump sum. The value is about half.  Add in taxes and you will probably net 200 Million which is still a fair sum unless you are a CEO.  Now if you invest it wisely you can get at least 5% which would be about 1 Million per month.  Of course thanks to our conservative crazies this is only taxed at 15% so, at least for Your Humble Narrator, is more money than I think I could ever spend.  I just don’t want that much stuff!  If it were me,  I would travel the world looking for woman who need and willing participants of a hard painful spanking.  Like this young lady here.  From Real Life Spanking
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Not giving a flying fuck what the world thinks about them.  The Japanese have come up with a Butt Robot named Shiri which quite helpfully means Butt in the Japanese language.  This consists of a disembodied bare bottom that will react  or tense up when it is pain.  Are spanked robots far away?  Well this girl certainly hopes so,  she can finally sit down.  From Handspanking
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Finally a Monday Post

As you might have noticed Dear Reader, Mondays have been a bit quiet around here.  In addition for the past couple of months updates to Spanking Girls Video and the Spanking Model Database have been scant.  There is of course good reason for this.  I have been busy dammit!  All work and no play makes Brushstrokes a dull boy. 

But the craziness of the past few months is hopefully behind me.  At least enough that I can concentrate on some of my other endeavors and indeed include a Monday update.  So we will start with the lovely Natasha Edwards spanking profile on the SMD and more girls will soon be included.  As for the video site,  It seems that my Google masters seemed to take a recent dislike to my material.  But all is not lost Dear Reader,  I suspect I know the problem and I am concentrating on fixing it over the next few months. 

Finally since we haven’t taken the time to see what the rest of the spanking internet is saying let us now do so. 

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Ashley Rose Gets a Spanking and Pandora Blake in Leather Pants… In a Barn

Well Dear Reader it is indeed mid May which of course means its time to start snowing on our friends across the pond.  Yes,  parts of Jolly old England got up to 3 inches of snow which confused and confounded its residence since, while being comfortably overcast like it is there 363 days of the year they of course were expecting rain! 

Of course its kinda lame to talk about weather on a spanking blog.  Worse yet not even your own weather.  But it appears to be one of those days I cannot come up with something that sufficiently outrages Your Humble Narrator to go off on a aimless tangent about.  None the less being spring in my adopted New England the vegetable garden is planted and I can look forward to the 70’s for the next couple of days.  Unfortunately I really really have to mow my lawn which I promise you will not take precedence over the Spanking Updates of the Week!

We shall begin with yet another New Naughty Girl by the name of Ashley Rose.  I wasn’t able to find much out about her but she is indeed quite tall.  Tall enough that it makes an over the knee spanking somewhat awkward.  But even tall girls need a spanking now and then and Aaliyah Love does a pretty good job of it.  Might I add,  that I wouldn’t mind seeing Aaliyah with a red bottom of her own in the future.  From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass
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While I completely adore Clover Rock,  I think this next update from Bars and Stripes epitomizes the rage and helplessness of a girl getting a painful spanking.  Just the look of anguish on the girls face as her bare bottom is pummeled is simply amazing. 
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You know Dear Reader,  Spanking is a tiring activity.  Particularly if you have to spank more than one girl.  Now the other day you saw the lovely Lila Night get her bottom burned by Miss Blake’s more than able hand.  Now it is time for her sister Kajira turn.  But as a able and dedicated spanker Miss Blake soon tires and turns the reins over to Mr M for a fresh arm to spank her painfully with.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
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You know I have come to the conclusion that my Dear Friend David Pierson has the patience of a saint.  I think when Beverly Bacci it took him over two years to convince her to submit to a M/f spanking.  Way longer than I could bare.  Even worse if I was a spanking producer and the adorable Mei Mara wandered into my studio she would be over my knee in less than a second.  But of course David is a gentleman.  I suspect she only wants to be spanked by females otherwise I am sure David would jump at the opportunity.  Luckily Veronica is no slouch when it comes to spanking other girls.  From Punished Brats.
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I doubt that any of you will be surprised that I find Elizabeth Baxter incredibly attractive.  The perplexing thing is I just don’t know why.  Now this is not made to be a insult to dear Elizabeth so the politically correct brigade can calm down.  Now if one looks at say….  Kate Upton,  while not the sharpest tool in the shack one knows “why” they immediately find her attractive.  As for Ms Baxter,  its not so apparent.  Sure she is tiny which is always attractive to me.  But I am sure even she agrees that her physique is nowhere near Ms Upton’s yet I find her strangely irresistible even with that slightly odd wandering eye.  I guess it goes to show for all my female readers that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and one needs not to be “perfect” to be attractive.  From Sound Punishment.
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Now don’t get me wrong Dear Reader,  If Your Humble Narrator indeed had a barn and happened across a leather pants clad Pandora Blake sleeping in it.  Well lets just say she wouldn’t be sitting down anytime soon.  But as I think even Pandora might admit the chances of any leather pants clad girl falling asleep in my barn is slightly less than hell freezing over.  But despite the unrealistic pretense it is actually a rather good spanking.  From Dreams of Spanking
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Finally for tonight,  as we all know,  there is an element of girls out there that feel that they are too old to be spanked.  A fallacy at its worst.  But despite the fact that no female is too old to be spanked some labor under that fallacy.  At least until they do something to get a spanking.  Like young schoolgirl Maria they are not too cooperative the first time you do it.  Simply spank them harder for their resistance and they shall soon submit to their punishment not perhaps willingly but their own self interest.  From Handspanking
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Sex, Violence and Spanking

So in my absence one of the things that got my liberal commie brethren and like politicians is that some brilliant and perhaps the best real life troll the world has ever seen has come up with a 3D printable gun.  This of course have got my fellow liberals panties in a bunch and quite predictably they are demanding a ban on them because much like our Conservative Crazies obsession with the war on everything they love and worship.  We liberals are intent on banning dangerous things and anything that might be offensive to someone somewhere. 

But this,  this was an outrage!  Clearly something must be done about a person printing out a perfectly legal weapon protected by our second amendment!  Of course my liberal brothers and sisters not being the brightest in the lot are ignorant of the fact that any hillbilly halfwit can (and probably knows) how to craft a perfectly good shotgun out of $5 of piping and a nail.  But this was more dangerous because…..  Well just because!  These things should not be allowed!

Of course our Government,  being either Liberal or Conservative just really doesn’t get the whole internet thing.  The Department of Defense took time out from blowing up terrorists with drones to counter this threat by sending a strongly worded letter to our favorite super troll claiming ownership of the CAD files citing dubious rules about export of weapons. Ironic since the design was essentially based upon the “liberator” design which during WWII was designed to be dropped over foreign countries so people could shoot Nazi’s with one shot pistols. 

Of course that wasn’t before every cyber anarchist started seeding it on torrent files making it rather a rather convenient one stop shop for all your pirated porn needs and of course weapons giving a new meaning to sex and violence. 

Which of course brings me to the bastion of Sex and Violence,  The Spanking Updates of Last Week.  Which if you think about it,  no on really has sex and only to my other liberal brethren is spanking considered violence. 

Now my friend Dallas is a no nonsense guy.  He likes fluffy dogs,  dolls and of course spanking.  Thus it is not all surprising he usually forgoes the customary warm up spanking over clothes and starts off spanking girls bare bottoms.  But on occasion,  (rare one of course) I wish he wasn’t so eager to bare their bottoms,  particularly when you have Amy Aveline in a skin tight racing outfit that all women should be made to wear when caressing fast cars and perhaps facing a spanking.  From Dallas Spanks Hard.
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You know Dear Reader,  I kind of have a soft spot in my heart for Badminton.    Its one of those games that even grey haireds can play without breaking a hip and occupying enough time to keep them off the roads while driving in the left lane, 10 miles below the speed limit with their blinker on, looking only for a farmers market to mistake for a parking spot and plowing into a dozen people.  Yes old people are indeed a menace.  But I never really thought about it in the sense of an excuse for spanking naughty girls.  Oddly it is quite refreshing despite the lack of a dose of bare bottom spanking.  From Real Life Spanking.
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Minnesota is the latest state to recognize gay marriage this week proving that you can be freezing cold and gay in the same state without fire and brimstone falling upon you (mainly because its so cold).  Now if they would only legalize spanking of ones wayward girls like in the mythical home country of Karl,  our manliest spanker.  From Spanking Server
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There is nothing worse than hiring a smoking hot model to spank you who turns out not very good at spanking hence needing one herself.  This is of course known as First World Sarah Gregory Problems.  I have an idea to combat such irritating things in life.  Hire Your Humble Narrator for nothing and I will come up there and spank you both!  From Sarah Gregory Spanking
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You know Dear Reader,  I almost feel sorry for little Kiki.  I mean the girl is just so tiny.  I might hesitate to bend her over and apply a hard wooden paddle to such a tiny and delicate bottom when simply putting her over your knee and apply a hard hand would probably do the trick.  Then again I am not Mr M at Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
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Lilly Banks gets her First Spanking and all the other Bare Bottom Beatings I missed Last Week

News of my demise Dear Reader has been overly exaggerated.  I am of course back.  I suppose you have some questions about my absence of last week.  Was I injured?  Did some calamity befall me?  Is the zombie apocalypse finally upon us?  Fortunately none of those things occurred.

What did happen is that almost 6 months to the day I started providing my services to my new employer with the understanding that no travel would be required.  I was of course required to travel!  Travel to what they called a “Team Building” exercise witch of course did none of the sort.  But facts seem to be lost of overzealous HR managers with a overblown sense of importance who insist on requiring grown men and women do rather childish things like arts and crafts to encourage teaminess which is neither a word nor a useful application of my time.  Not the least of which is the fact I am not remotely a team player. 

But off Your Humble Narrator went,  listening to corporate speak rubbish.   We talked about things we could do to raise moral, which incidentally seemed quite obvious to me.  Pay people fairly (They don’t),  Don’t treat people like children (They do) and don’t require people to do stupid team building exercises.  

Thus is the reason I missed my time with you last week.  So we have some catching up to do.  So for today and tomorrow we will explore the Spanking Updates of Last Week!

So I am away for a week and we get a stunning young new naughty girl!  My friend the Cameraman has outdone himself!  Dear Reader please meet the adorable Lilly Banks.  It seems that the 22 year old has spent the last year or climbing up the ladder on the “barely legal” porn circuit.  She definitely looks the part.  In fact I am sure she is young enough to remember the spankings she got growing up.  From Spanked Callgirls
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So one of the highlights of any “Team Building” event is the dreaded motivational speaker.  This of course is some person who’s experience somehow qualifies them to tell the rest of us how we aught to be doing.  Ours was quite particular.  He was a high power salesman with impossibly perfect hair that spent some time in the pharmaceutical industry.  As he proudly told us how the company took a drug that made $60MM per year and made it a $780MM per year drug in one year by advertizing it to people as a cure for some nebulous symptoms and encourage them to go bother their doctors for it.  Now not only did I disagree with just about everything he said,  I was morally abhorred by some of it.  But somehow this person was a example of success.  Someone oddly we should emulate.  Personally the only motivation needed is not a speaker,  but a good hard spanking particularly if your secretary is voluptuous Sophie Parker.  From English Spankers
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You know I don’t get the obsession with our schoolgirls over the issue of wearing inappropriate panties under their uniforms.  Perhaps it is a form of control,  a foolish one at that if their school utilizes spanking for discipline.  As the Adorable newcomer, Louise Trumble finds out you get not only a spanking for your misdeed but then made to change and get one on your bare bottom.  From Sound Punishments
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Like many young people Pandora despite having a masters degree is finding it difficult to good hard honest work.  Like in big pharma to peddle drugs to people who don’t need them.  Instead in order to make ends meet she applied last week to be a maid in the very demanding Veronica’s home.  Obviously her Masters did not give her the skills for this particular job since she soon finds herself over her employers knee getting a rather delightfully painful spanking.  From Punished Brats
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Like anyone who goes on vacation (or “holiday” as our UK friends call it) or in fact out of the office for any period of time like attending stupid team building meetings.  There is a degree of catch-up which one has to do.  Like what you are seeing now.  Unfortunately for me it is writing about spanking rather than actually doing it.  Which of course is the opposite for our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian.  Upon arriving from his holiday he has a whole slew of girls who misbehaved the prior week.  So he starts his day with a double spanking of but Julie and the impressively bottomed Scarlett.  From Real Life Spanking
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Since May is upon us it is time for our young freshman girls to return home from college.  This of course is a tough transition from pure freedom to living under ones parents rules.  Fortunately for us and much to young Lila Night’s horror she is indeed not to old to get spanked while her sister waits for her turn.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
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I have been busting on Mr Bateman and the Firm Hand Spanking crew pretty badly lately due to substandard spankings.  So I am happy to congratulate them when they do it right.  It seems that Mr Bateman has upped his game surprisingly with a new spankee, one Sasha Harding who gets an admirably hard bare bottom spanking her first time out.
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Spanking A Stripper

You know conservative crazies do have a point.  Our mainstream media are kinda a bunch of morons.  While I cannot fault Faux News for being conservative bias any more I can blame MSNBC for being liberal commie bastards like Your Humble Narrator.  But one would expect even the lowliest outlet run by Sith Lord Murdoch to at least support the act of reason since,  well,  as one would expect it just might be a little important to journalism. 

But being the news channel of choice for our Conservative Crazies who are not of course known for their reasoning abilities one of shouldn’t be surprised when the fake news channel comes out against such a thing.  Yes they are really against reasoning now. 

You see the newly nominated Secretary of Transportation who does something the I know not,  recently a mayor of a southern city issued a proclamation.  On recognizing the day of prayer and the other declaring a day of reason.  Can you Dear Reader tell which one outraged the channel of crazies?

If you selected the day of reason you would be correct for at least according to one of the idiots on Fox,  reason lead to the Holocaust since any logical person thinking in a rational manner would come to the forgone conclusion to slaughter large percentages of an ethnic group. 

Of course this is of course like nonsense like 99% of what comes out of the channel’s talking heads.  Instead if one employed true reasoning,  one would come to the conclusion not of mass slaughter but of course women should indeed be spanked like on the Spanking Updates of the Week!

I have a confession to make Dear Reader,  About a year ago,  while Your Humble Narrator was contemplating what to do with his life after I got so unceremoniously “let go” from my previous firm and seriously starting to contemplate starting a spanking site of my own.  I found myself in Atlantic City with my grey haired father with a knack for going to bed at 10pm with a wad full of cash I had won and nothing to do but sit in the high rollers bar and drink myself into oblivion.  Unfortunately they closed at midnight which is far to early to drink oneself into oblivion.  So I did the only logical thing.  I went to the strip bar,  which I suppose is what one is supposed to do with a wad full of cash in a gambling Mecca.  But I went,  not for the enjoyment (though it was) but for research,  which incidentally made the whole excursion tax deductible!  As one hot young thing after another was grinding herself on me after another I brought up the possibility of them starring in a spanking movie.  Much to my surprise many of them were quite intrigued with the notion one could get spanked for money.   One incredibly hot girl was so enthralled she offered me the $200 “special” which to this day I have no idea what one would get for such money as sadly I declined.  It was in fact,  some of of the most enjoyable and fulfilling business fact finding I have ever done!  But as history has it,  I decided against the business venture.  But it seems however our friend Paul hired the incredible Briella Jaden for his own pleasure and certainly not hers.  From Sarah Gregory Spanking
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You know private school as young Kiki is learning life there can be harsh and painful for the mere act of being late.  Thankfully at Real Spanking Institute while they might have red and painful bottoms they get a good all around education.  Unlike many private “schools”.  You see Dear Reader an image a week or two ago went viral.  It was an image of a simple school test, presumably science.  One where the student got 100% for marking things like “the Earth is a billon years old” false and the the Biblical Job somehow described a Brontosaurus.  While many people thought this was a joke,  sadly it turns out to be true as this is the curriculum being taught at Blue Ridge Christian Academy in South Carolina.  Of course our Christian Crazies were outraged at “Christian Victimization”.  Now there is nothing wrong with being stupid Dear Reader,  after all half of us are.  There is something however about being willfully stupid and imparting this stupidity on ones own offspring. I wish of course that traditional religious schools would make a comeback where spanking and saying the Hail Mary 10,000 times for impure thoughts replaced slow witted morons from trying to explains science wrongly.  Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
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Well I have been slightly annoyed with this site since when I talked with the owner when I put up my review of it,  I trusted him when he said he was determined to update Spanking Glamor weekly.  Needless to say he did not.  But the world is littered with good intentions.  So I decided to give him a break before publicly denouncing him.  Well the good news is that he IS updating again.  For how long no one knows.  He did take a bit of my advice to heart with this new update.  So take this with a grain of salt even though the girl getting spanked is unbelievable. 
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Ho Hum,  ok,  I guess sales are going to suck this week.  Not of course I do this for the sales.  Let me give Firm Hand Spanking and any aspiring spanking model some advice.  No matter how hot the cute the girl is as Ashley Thomas undoubtedly is,  a essential element to a spanking scene is you actually have to SPANK HER!  Not mind you cup your hand and give her a pathetic patty cake spanking which would deter no naughty girl.  In fairness to our spanking house,  if you sign up to be spanked,  well be prepared for it to be unpleasant because it is well,  A FRIGGING SPANKING!
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Finally for this week,  Let me be honest,  I am not exactly a breast man.  In fact I prefer more subdued
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Heather Green Gets Her Second Spanking

So the lovely country of New Zealand has taken time out from tending sheep to create a list of banned baby names that people can name their children.  Now given the dumber a parent is,  the more likely to name his or her offspring a stupid name and the more likely his or her offspring will become a complete idiot regardless of genetic makeup.  But banning names because according to the law should not be outright offensive.  But I am not exactly sure how that works. 

Lets say I want to name one of my crotchfruit,  King Anal Brushstrokes.  Two incidentally banned names which is sad because you actually had to have someone try to name their offspring Anal to begin with to ban it.  But I digress. 

Now I am perfectly free to name my child King Anal Brushstrokes in this country and assuming he or she survives adolescence with such a ridiculous name can he or she then go visit New Zealand.  Would they be kicked out because their name was offensive or would they simply be referred to their last name.  What would happen if their last name is Lipshitz?  This is confusing me Dear Reader and are is the kind of thing that keeps your Humble Narrator up at night. 

That and thinking of ways we can spank our girls on the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin today with our friends at Northern Spanking who are introducing a rather delightful girl that we have not seen for some time..  Dear Reader meet Heather Green!  The folks at NS were rather fortunate to run into this lovely thing in Vegas at the Shadowlane convention and even more fortunate to spank her on film.  Something from the looks of her eyeing the wooden paddle that soon will be applied to her bare bottom is something I am sure she was unsure about. 
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This week our fundie fools were enraged that the FDA reduced the age that a female could purchase the morning after pill in the off chance she didn’t want to be a mere 15 years old from her offspring and well,  live her life.  Now obviously one would hope that one’s 15 year old daughter refrain from sex, other than the fact there are something called 15 year old boys that can be quite persuasive that I have promised my soon to be teen daughters if such a thing occurs I have shotguns and a wood chipper which I am not afraid to use.  None the less I am educating them in the use of modern medicine to avoid the possibility that their father live in peaceful ignorance rather than spend significant time in prison for capital murder.  A notion that I think they understand.  Of course you could go the route of Chelsea Pfeiffer and spanking someone like Starry Knight so hard they would never think of it.  From Good Spanking
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You know one of the things that our conservative crazies excel at is naming things.  After all they gave us Obamacare and the war on whatever ridiculous holiday they are offended because other people don’t celebrate it as they do.  It is also a skill incidentally my present employer excels at.  I have already told you about what they consider “flexible work hours” (aka normal work hours) and today I discovered their “Profit sharing” was indeed simply a 401k match.  For those of you outside the US that is what we get in the US instead of pensions ensuring that we can never retire.  But I digress.  None the less our guilded class is excellent at this kind of thing.  But perhaps the pinnacle of such misleading nonsense is being introduced by our conservative crazies known as the HR 1119 “Family Time Flexibility Act”  which instead of hourly workers getting time and 1/2 after 40 hours as they have been getting for most of 100 years eliminates this requirement and gives them comp time which they cannot use without the permission of their employer, which conveniently they forfeit if they aren’t allowed to take it.  This of course is akin to myself introducing a bill named “Equality in Domestic Punishment Act” and insisting only women get spanked.  In this case in a barn, and with short shorts,  which incidentally should be codified for any farm girl with the “Free Thigh’s Act" Coupled with the “Freedom to not Marry anyone not closely related to you Act” which would be quit popular in Kentucky if they understood what it said.  From Triple A Spanking
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Speaking of cousins I think I have found what repulses me and attracts me about the oddly colored and named Bow.  She indeed resembles quite closely like my cousin!  I didn’t really notice this until a couple of weeks ago, but I have now come to the conclusion that this is true.  In light of this I have vowed to move south and perhaps engage in carnal relations with closer relatives.  Possibly resulting in the production of Conservative offspring.  Unless of course Bow wants to join me and learn the banjo.  From Spanking Sarah
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Our friends in the UK are quite proud of their navy,  after all being an island country and projecting their might across the globe for close to 150 years with their navy why not?  At least until we American’s kicked their ass twice and bailed them out of a couple of times from having to speak German.  None the less they should be proud for one of their disciplinary techniques.  The spanking of sailors!  Now despite the fact there were no female sailors when this came into being does incidentally smell slightly of homo-erotic behavior.  To each their own.  But one can enjoy when there are!  From Spanked In Uniform
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Where there is one naughty girl Dear Reader,  there of course two.  This I learned from my neighbor’s southern grandmother who proceeded to spank her wards much to my astonishment as a young lad.  Needless to say the private school that lovely Teen Brandi and Kailee Robertson are attending adhere to the same philosophy.  Also Available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
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Where as Your Humble Narrator is of the opinion that all spankings should be given on the bare bottom BI do of course admit certain outfits while not optimal does in fact enhance the experience of the spanker.  After all,  no-one would want a shortage of spankers!  One of those things for me is tight clothing which our lovely Belinda Lawson is wearing for us today.  In fact those thin nylon slacks appear to offer little to no protection at all.  But to that fact, Firm Hand Spanking takes them down to illustrate a proper spanking. 
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You know Dear Reader,  Despite her obviously hard live and the regiment of hard spankings our favorite Dirty old man.  When cleaned up Dajia is actually very very attractive.  This of course is not surprising though the spanking he gives her with the right amount of crying for such painful punishment is quite delightful.  From Spanking Coeds
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