Recently Dear Reader the head of HR came waddling into my department which is generally a bad sign. She was there to bring good news and to give each of us a present in the form of a Fitbit like thing. For those who may not know its a wristwatch thing that collects data about your body.
It seems since our insurance premiums were so high, The company was "encouraging" us to wear these devices to "track" our health. As a reward of selling your privacy one would get "points" for doing healthy things which one could spend on something like an amazon gift card. Your Humble Narrator being himself brought the device home and promptly attached it to the dog.
Needless to say the powers that be were quite amazed that I could run around the dog park at 40 MPH (I have a greyhound) and spent an inordinate amount of time sniffing around fire hydrants. We shall continue the rest of the story with the spanking updates of the week.
As my Friend Dallas knows I am not one for conspiracy theories. But my refusal to wear such a thing is based somewhat in reality. You see one of the things Your Humble Narrator excels at (unlike writing) is utilizing large amounts of information to predict what you are going to next so I can sell you shit. Thus knowing what I know, and knowing what can be done with it. One can get a little paranoid. I shall of course explain further but for now enjoy young Destiny getting her ass burned like she never has before. From Dallas Spanks Hard.
You see Dear Reader, though the miracles of modern technology, imbedded in that device is a heart rate monitor an accelerometer and a fancy pedometer all conveniently hooked up to your phone via bluetooth transmitting all that juicy information along with GPS positioning across the series of tubes we call the internet to a central repository. While I am not a doctor, I do know you can tell a great deal about someone by watching their heart rate coupled with the other things. For example, I know you are exercising and for how long. I can tell if you are driving, I can tell where you are driving. I can even tell you with a reasonable amount of certainty based upon your location and heart rate when you are having sex. Or in this case watching a hot young Kiki getting her ass beat on Real Spankings. Or of course the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
To make matters worse since we are in the infancy of wearable's, its not exactly far fetched that these devices will soon monitor blood pressure, Blood sugar, even alcohol! All of which is quite doable with present day tech. Imagine for a second that your car will not start because your watch detects alcohol. Or to be able to pinpoint the minute that you are hungry and offer you places to eat. But of course if you don’t choose the healthy choice your health insurance goes up 10 bucks that month. Hell I bet they could embed a device to ensure this next young girl to be spanked with the odd name of Bemby is really over the age of 18. Before I get an angry email from Spanking Sarah, please know that due to Sarah’s reputation I am confident that the girl is of legal age (but damn she does look young or perhaps I am just old).
Mind you Dear Reader this is in addition to all the other information that is happily being transmitted by your phone. Download a silly app to do a face swap. Of course it wants access to your location, your contact list, your bookmarks, your Instagram and of course now your biometric information because apparently it needs all that to swap your friends face with a picture of a sore bottom you found online like on Punished Brats.
The moral of this story Dear Reader is not to scold but to warn. It is very possible I am being paranoid. But knowing how to do the things that I do. I find much of this quite likely. Not in the far flung future but most in less than 5 years. We Americans always thought Big Brother would come with a totalitarian regime with a Russian name. But we never thought it would come in the form of us happily giving up our privacy to get the newest candy crush or to win a $5 Amazon card. I have met Big Brother Dear Reader and his name is Brushstrokes and there are plenty of others like him. Just remember that when you click “Allow” on your phone that the guy who is getting that data moonlights as a Spanking Blogger. From Firm Hand Spanking.