So Dear Reader, last week Starbucks decided to promote racial harmony because when we think of Starbucks the first thing that comes to mind is selling overpriced coffee in a minority neighborhood. They did this of course by having their barristers (aka people behind the counter) sign each cup with the theme "race together" to engage in honest and open dialog about race. I am sure like myself Dear Reader, you woke up this morning and enthusiastically started your day with the sudden urge to discuss racial disparity with someone who makes $7:50 an hour.
Since they were shortly thereafter torn a new one by social media Starbucks is in the market for a new idea to try to relate its brand to something wholly irrelevant. So why not indeed spanking! After all what better time to spank someone when they are trying to order a double latte grande with an extra pump and 2 espresso shots. So settle down Dear Reader with your over priced cup of Joe and enjoy this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week!
I certainly can see Cheyenne Jewel as a Starbucks barista though it appears that cocktail waitressing at the local casino pays better and you don’t have to discuss racial harmony with a bunch of over caffeinated yuppies. Apparently turning tricks pays even more, hence the reason for her bare bottomed spanking this week on the venerable Shadowlane.
You know as much as I love it, Kate Richards always looks like a hot mess when getting spanked. There are usually limbs flailing, hair mussed and of course a facial expression that one would imagine a fully grown woman getting spanked would have. This one is no different. From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
In an effort to be about as creepy as your peeping tom neighbor’s kid who is into taxidermy. Facebook today rolled out “on this day”. It will apparently remind you of pictures tagged as you on the anniversary of the upload. As creepy as it might be, I would imagine it could be used to reduce the spankings our girls get. After all the painful reminder year after year that on this day your bottom was bared and you were spanked like a little girl. I am sure it would work on Amelia Jane Rutherford. From Northern Spanking.
Knowing what it is like in Pennsyltucky when I see a spanking video produced there called “My Husband’s Truck” I know it will be entertaining. For those of you who have not read my column for any length of time. PA, has two semi civilized areas in the form of Philadelphia and Pittsburg. Everything in between is more or less indistinguishable from Kentucky and in addition to betrothing close relatives they love their trucks. Needless to say trashing your husbands is indeed grounds for what I consider a pretty hard spanking. From Punished Brats.
Finally for tonight our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is busy this week punishing young Julies bare bottom on Real Life Spanking.