Its amazing to me, Dear Reader, the things retarded HR people expect one to do in the name of “Team Building” I suppose Your Humble Narrator should not be surprised. After all we are talking about a career that produces no product and requires no discernable skill set other than asking basic questions to a candidate to make sure he or she is higher functioning than a gnat.
As you might have guessed that is indeed where your Humble Narrator has been for the past number of days. During our semi-annual get together of meaningless corporate buzzwords and forced interaction with sycophants, we performed skits, drew pictures, colored and put stickers on things. While I might have a flair for exaggeration Dear Reader, the sad fact is that I am dead serious.
But my semi annual torture session is of course over. So it is time to bring a little sunshine back in my life with the Spanking Updates of the Week!
You Dear Reader, Spanking, being a rather unpleasant experience for the female getting spanked. One must accept some “acting” to a degree. I mean unfortunately you kinda have to stop when they tell you to do otherwise it becomes something called assault. That being said. If Bailey Paige is acting, I cannot tell. The tears and the pleas look and sound as real as they come, and of course porn starlets are not exactly known for their brilliant dialog. From Dallas Spanks Hard.
You know Dear Reader, I don’t have that much of fashion sense. But considering Sarah Gregory is my Good Friend John Ozborne’s main squeeze. I should probably tell him that anytime she decides to wear a camouflaged miniskirt she probably should be spanked. From Spanked Callgirls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
So I was just watching a video of some entitled schoolgirl repeatedly telling her teacher to fuck off. In the good old days that girl would be getting her ass hided by both the teacher and the parent when she got home. But of course this is indeed not the good old days. Instead it escalated to blows trying to remove the little shit from the classroom which will probably cost the teacher his job. Thankfully we do not live in such a world and naughty girls such as this one get the paddle long before such a thing can happen. From English Spankers.
You know Dear Reader, I did my fair share of “hanging out” in my youth. But I never quite got the whole concept of hanging out at a bus terminal. Then again its probably just a valid hangout spot as the local convenience store but of course a spanking generally doesn’t come with it. From Northern Spanking.