So the FBI once again got in contact with Your Humble Narrator. Like always I assumed it was once again to scold your humble narrator for his subversive political writing and promoting the idea that all women need to be spanked.
But I was wrong Dear Reader as it turned out they were warning me. It seems a bunch of pro-isis script kiddies are hacking wordpress sites. So If suddenly pictures of women's bare bottoms getting beaten are suddenly replaced with a bunch of guys shouting in Arabic cutting off someone's head. Feel free to drop me a line.
That being said let us start this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week.
So I have been getting calls from solar companies now quite often. I would really like them to perhaps look at a map before they call me since my home sits on a side of a mountain and living in the middle of a forest isn’t exactly conducive to capturing sunlight to turn into energy. But one would think someplace like Florida, would be a virtual Saudi Arabia of Solar energy. That is of course until you realize it is indeed Florida and sense has little to do with the way things work down there. Apparently utilities really really don’t like the fact that the sun provides virtually free energy and they pay their politicians not to let people do it. No wonder our friend Greg the Mystery spanker moved down there. Because there are so many retarded people down there that at least a few hot ones need a spanking. From Bun Beating Fun
Dear Reader, meet the newest naughty lady to grace the screen of Spanked Sweeties. This is 23 year old Ivy Surewood who stands 5’2” tall and is 110 lbs sopping wet. It seem that her parents believed in spanking among some other creative punishments as she was growing up. Which is great since she is the perfect size to put over your knee and go to town on her hot little bubble butt. Also Available though the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
I don’t think its any secret Dear Reader that I indeed hate selfies. I simply do not understand why our females upon obtaining a cell phone have the overwhelming need to take pictures of oneself. You look in the fucking mirror every day. Do you not know what you look like? So I think our friend David Pierson is onto something by having them spanked when ever the urge takes over. From Punished Brat.
So this is a first Dear Reader, at least to me. You know, when I was looking to expand my spanking empire I thought. Why are there no sites dedicated to spanking male to female transsexuals? Yea I get the fact they have the wrong naughty bits but I will have to admit they do a amazing job at hiding it. In addition if you are going to live as a woman I would argue you should get spanked as one. Well Mr M, always pushing the envelope must have wondered the same thing. So Dear Reader, meet Staci the first trans-op transsexual ever to get spanked (as far as I know) on a website. To tell you the truth I would have never known if it wasn’t stated in the interview. She did have an odd way of speaking but I honestly thought she was going to tell us she was in the military. None the less I like Mr M’s attitude about the whole thing. Some will like it, some will not. Fuck it, lets get you spanked. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Finally for tonight, Lying around in ones skimpy clothing is usually not a good idea when you have pissed off ones boyfriend and he is intent on spanking you. From Marked Butts.