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So Dear Reader a very odd thing happened yesterday.  A foreign leader was invited to speak in front of congress by someone other than the dude who is supposed to be running foreign policy to tell us that we really really need to go to war with Iran.  This comes mind you from a leader of a country that treats a substantial number of people living within its occupied territory as or worse than apartheid treated its non white population in South Africa. 

This of course is all due to the fact that Iran “might” produce nuclear weapons sometime in the future and negotiating to eliminate and or slow this eventuality (should it ever come to pass) is somehow a bad thing.  Not to mention how swimmingly things went the last time we decided to preemptively go to war over weapons of mass destruction. 

Now I don’t want to sound like an anti-Semite here.  But it kinda sounds like someone needs a spanking.  Perhaps our delegate to the UN will forget to block whatever Palestinian accord comes up that pisses Bibi off.  But he of course is not nearly as attractive as the girls on the spanking updates of the Week!

We begin today with something old and something new.  It seems that while I was on my hiatus the spanking powerhouse Shadowlane decided to embrace the internet.  I am not entirely sure when but they launched a monthly pay site with their back list of a massive amount of spanking videos they have produced over the years.  For the spanking enthusiast this is like a treasure trove of material!  Now a couple of things. I just joined the site,  It looks like its not the entire back list yet.  It does include both male and female spankees.    They are updating every week with a scene from one of the movies.  (the scenes are broken out).  There is a shitload of material on there already.  Poking around the site it seems some of their java for photos aren’t working and if you do sign up please be cognizant when you purchase as the system tries (in a rather sneaky way) to opt you in for two more standard porn sites for “only” $1 per day.  So be aware. 

Mr M is busy as he normally is with all of his girls.  Once again he brings back a blast from the past.  The one,  The only, and the Hot little Rachel.  Now as I have said before optimally a spanking should be given on the bare bottom but poor Rachel is not normally a hard player thus the application of the belt to the seat of her pants is enough to spark some tears.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

So the first time I laid eyes on her Bonnie May definitely floated my boat.  Now that she is getting spanked OTK in tight jeans well my boat Is now levitating  over the water. Her delicate china doll features make it all more the surprise she can take a pretty good spanking.  Unfortunately there isn’t a lot of information about her.   But hopefully Sarah will do us a solid and shoot her again.  From Spanking Sarah

So if you are a spankee,  it is generally unwise to do anything to annoy your spanker like steal his clothes.  Particularly in public.  Particularly in public on a nude beach.  From Marked Butts

So after a record breaking low of the number of residence of my beloved city shooting each other it seems that this year is a tad more violent.  The NYPD’s top cop’s explanation is not that his officers are strangling brown people or even the ceasing of stop and frisk.  No the official explanation is that people in Colorado are not allowed to smoke pot.  You know Dear Reader I couldn’t make this crap up.  Supposedly people are shooting each other at a greater rate to steal each others pot,  which came from Colorado somehow.  What he leaves out if it weren’t illegal in the first place no one would be shooting each other in the first place.  Though even if its legal girls will indeed get punished for smoking it.  Like Alex Reynolds on Northern Spanking

Finally for tonight I leave you with our celebrated Able Amsterdam Authoritarian once again having the opportunity to spank a naughty little catholic girl on Spanked In Uniform.


Lets Try this again Amiee’s Spanking Part 1


What is the color of this Spanking

Something odd happened to me Friday Dear Reader.  I awoke that morning, and in my usual morning ritual I made myself some tea and plopped in front of my computer to get apprised about the goings on of the day.  Instead of my usual news I was greeted with tens of thousands of people shouting at each over across the internet about the color of some dress.  I figured someone finally broke the internet and decided just to head to work.  The insanity apparently didn’t stop at the intertubes for I was greeted by my millennials who desperately wanted my opinion of the dress.  Once again I ignored it as mass hysteria only to be asked the same question by the little people when I picked them up tonight.  Yes in fact the world has gone insane.  Not to mention the lousy cold I have to start off the week of spanking. 


The Art of Chross
Tears of a Schoolgirl
Attitude Correction time
Marks Development
A Reprieve

Spanking Neutrality

In a surprise move that we common folk in the states are not used to.  The FCC rejected the screaming and yelling of the powerful cable lobby and sided with us common folk to regulate them as common carriers and impose net neutrality on our beloved internet.  This means Dear Reader, that your spanking porn will be delivered to your computer just as fast as your Netflix movie, tax return confirmation or all of the data being delivered to the NSA about your spanking porn habits. 

This of course enrages our conservative crazies since they tend to get quite a bit of money from the cable companies who seem to think that they are entitled to charge us obscene amounts of money for 143 channels that we don't use.  People might of course stop subscribing and watch it on the internet.  where indeed is their business model now!

Well Dear Reader, this makes Your Humble Narrator almost giddy since once again the weeks spanking updates of the week will be delivered to you with blazing speed! 

Let us begin today with the latest from Spanked Sweeties.  So Lily here was never spanked growing up.  But like many of us spanko’s (both spanked and unspanked) she remembers becoming rather interested in the act at a young age.  Unfortunately Baltimore, MD is known for its murder rate more than spanking so she went out to the west coast.  This is where she realized she did not in fact have to dodge bullets but could work in a dungeon.  There she met Snow Mercy and the rest shall I say is history.  Also available though the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.

Whenever there are girls, a sleepover and alcohol put together two things can of course be guaranteed.  First they will misbehave and second a game of truth or dare will break out.  Sometimes if you are lucky both will occur at the same time.  Now of all the drunken games I have played during my life Truth or Dare was the most effective way to convince a young female to take a spanking.  In fact a choice group of friends knew about my uncommon interest and even dared a few young ladies from time to time.  This of course is what is occurring at this sleepover on Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Lovely Addie Juniper may be cute but she is really not smart.  Almost any person knows that one does not get between a female and her chocolate.  Chelsea Pfeiffer is no exception to this rule.  But instead of just getting yelled at Chelsea dishes out painful bare bottom spankings.  from Good Spanking

So my high school reunion is this summer.  yay.  As you can tell I am less than thrilled with the prospect as anyone I cared to keep in contact with I have.  While I might be somewhat entertained to see a female or two who got a red bottom from yours truly.  I can just as easily find that out on facebook.  Now if Amelia Jane Rutherford was in my class.  That would be a different story.  From Sound Punishments

Finally for tonight,  there is nothing like ending a spanking update than bringing a pretty young lady in riding attire behind the shed and beating her creamy white ass until its black and blue with a riding crop.  From Spanking Sarah


Spank a Ginger Day

Julie Andrews this week said she would be up for a little 50 Shades of Grey spanking.  Which is almost the exact think I said to myself after watching the Sound of Music the first time.  How her employer/future husband did not in fact take her over his knee and tan her bottom is beyond me.  Instead of Doe a Deer a Female Deer.  It should have been B a Bottom a red bare bottom.  Too bad that Rodgers and Hammerstein weren’t spankos

But all is not lost Dear Reader for you still have your Humble Narrator ready to start this weeks spanking updates of the week!

So a couple of weeks ago we saw our favorite Mystery Spanking,  Greg.  Spank the rather self absorbed yet pretty Charlotte’s Web.  Well it seems that we have proof that typical model behavior is learned rather inherited.  We see her manager,  former porn star Nikki Brooks come looking for her ward only to find her with a red bottom standing in the corner and a smirking mystery spanking admiring his handiwork.  Of course this does not go down will with Nikki and we come to find out she has quite the mouth on her.  Punishing her I must say is one of the better spanking scenes Greg and co have done recently.  From Bun Beating Fun

I woke up yesterday morning Dear Reader and it was –13 degrees out.  Mind you for our non-us that is Fahrenheit because we Americans have to be different and water will boil at 0 degrees over my dead body.  None the less it was cold, really fucking cold.  While my adopted New England is of course known for our harsh winters.  Its not that cold.  In fact I think it should stop immediately.  It went up above freezing on Sunday and I did a little dance because the ice melted a little on my driveway.  The only thing keeping me warm is watching Jenna Rose bottom get warmed on Spanked Callgirls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass

So I decided to add our favorite cherub faced spanker to our spanking updates.  Dear Reader meet 21 year old Alyssa who apparently is no stranger to spanking because her tight little bottom got it growing up well into her teens.  While I am not typically against recreations of spanking what is with letting the spankee hide her face?  Half of the entertainment in watching spankings is the looks of pain and embarrassment.  From Marked Butts

I have a story that is related to this spanking the young Bianca is getting this week for getting a ticket for underage drinking.  You see like my friend David Pierson and Bianca I too attended university in the great backwards state of Pennsylvania.  Being this was in the late 80’s and I a resident of my beloved city underage drinking was enforced in my youth exactly 0 times.  At the time the NYPD had lots of crimes to solve and people of color to shoot.  UAD was slightly above jay walking in importance.  Thus your Humble Narrator wide eyed with the world,  went off to school in PA only to find a state full of zealots who hated alcohol.  To make matters worse to this day the state runs all liquor stores and they are run by a pseudo law enforcement agency called the LCB who were rabid teetolers who would verbally harrass anyone coming into the store to purchase a bottle of wine.  Yes it was that fucked up.  Needless to say Like young Bianca I too get busted for UAD,  but my ticket was only 90 bucks.  From Punished Brats.

Finally for tonight,  while it is not kick a ginger day it is of course spank a ginger with a giant leather paddle on Firm Hand Spanking

Tuesday Spanking Matinee Aimee’s Spanking P1


50 Shades of Brushstrokes

So I am not sure that this says anything about our society or not but it seems the 50 shades of Grey has broken the first weekend box office record for sales previously held by The Passion of Christ better known as the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.  I guess one could say that spanking is literally bigger than Christ!  Meanwhile dominatrix like Snow Mercy has seen an uptick in her S&M themed workout business.  Good for her. 

So let us now go see what the rest of the spanking internet is talking about. 

Chross’s Movie Review
Can’t Sit Down Sunday 
More 50 Shades Hype
God knows they deserve it.  Too bad its not harder
Rare Find