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So I once again apologize for Your Humble Narrator’s tardiness for this weeks Spanking Updates of the week.  You see Dear Reader, Yours Truly was once again traveling for his job that includes….. mind you…. absolutely no travel.  Alas I spent the last three days sequestered in a casino of all places listening to our overly important “HR Partner” drone on about things like emotional intelligence.  A concept despite being debunked and about 20 years out of date.  But I mention this only because Your Humble Narrator got himself in just a bit of trouble as he is apt to do during these type of things. 

You see,  perhaps it is I,  but generally even in super 8 hotels,  one might expect to get a wake up call when one actually requests well…. a wakeup call!  One would also expect that the alarm clocks are somewhat operational.  Neither of which,  in this case was true.  Thus Your Humble Narrator overslept and appeared quite embarrassed almost 2 hours late to listen to our idiot HR Manager. 

Now generally this does indeed make you look bad and of course it at minimum requires you to apologize to those attending the meeting simply out of respect.  But indeed since my corporate culture resembles in more ways than one some extension of high school.  This of course was a big deal since apparently having two non-operational wakeup devices which were both set at a shitty little casino that someone other than I selected and which I didn’t want to be at.  Such Faux Pas was “unacceptable” and I was of course assured there “will be consequences” since I was seen {gasp} having a couple of drinks the previous evening and “gambling” which kinda defeats the whole purpose of being at a casino in the first goddamn place.  The truth Dear Reader is considerably less salacious as I had exactly 3 martini’s, lost an eye gouging $60 because I really suck at video poker and I was firmly tucked in at the ridiculous hour of 11PM. 

But of course this somehow meant that I was a raging alcoholic (well they got that part right) with a gambling problem and stayed up all hours of the night blowing large sums of money on hookers and blow, simply to avoid listening to our overly important HR manager drone on about outdated and wrong concepts.  Because I am a disruptive rebel who thumbs his nose at corporate silliness.  Well…. the latter part is true.  Which of course brings me to the Spanking Updates of the week..  so if you want to hear the rest of the story.  Read on.  

Now the thing about my present employer is that while the company in general does not resemble some version of 13th grade.  My particular tiny division does.  Interestingly they hired me for the express purpose “to modernize” and to “bring best in class individuals” as employee assets.  As I am learning Dear Reader,  should anyone tell you this,  run.  Don’t walk,  run like hell.  For you will indeed find an organization most likely propped up by the Federal Government and drown in a sea of mediocrity and surrounded by people who’s few skills have depredated so much their hopes of finding employment outside this organization is next to nil.  Kind of like educators!  Except in this case lacking the ability to spank disrespectful young girls who smoke in the bathroom as our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is doing on Spanked In Uniform.    
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Now the other thing you need to know about Your Humble Narrator’s position is that this is the second time they have tried to hire someone in my profession.  The last one quit (as I later found out) in disgust.  In fact as I found out,  they had the same complaints about him they have of me and the underling I hired only a couple of months ago who did the exact same thing.  Perhaps…  just perhaps…..  one would think they might re-assess their attitude if the people they keep hiring to “modernize” their company keep quitting on them.  Now this of course does not excuse my tardiness to our corporate event.  But considering my reputation and the obscene amount of money I have saved them in only one year of employment one just might give one the benefit of the doubt in the situation like this.  But as expected after apologizing I continued to get brow beat until I made it clear to them that I was indeed sorry,  But I as I explained to them,  I simply would not grovel to show their expected level of sorrow for a simple issue with present technology which Your Humble Narrator had no control over.   This somehow enraged them further which might have resulted in some physical violence if not for their stringent “rules” that they desperately cling to despite being moronic and completely outdated in this day and age.  They might even have tried to spank me much like our favorite Cake Boy is doing to unsuspecting Joey with a painful wooden hairbrush.  From Triple A Spanking
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One of the things I have observed over the past year, is the need for this particular organization to point out even the most trivial deficiency an employee might have to maximize the self loathing one might have.  Perhaps that is why I am one of the most sought after leaders to work for since I refuse to do it.  Of course if its relevant I will bring it up to the employee but generally if he or she does a good job,  I will mention it and forget about it.  Its interesting to see the reaction of those wannabe tinpot dictators when their world view is challenged by someone who simply does not give a shit.  You see Dear Reader,  many if not all of the jobs in this particular division are industry specific.  A very small industry might I add.  Fortunately I have developed my skill set to work for just about any industry after getting black listed from the very industry I am in now (years ago,  long story perhaps I will share it with you sometime).  So there is little if anything one can do to blacken my reputation outside of this very small area.  Another concept my present employer seems to fail to recognize.  Thus I was quite amused when a particular self important HR manager and her ilk attempted to put Your Humble Narrator in his place.  Thwarted again by my insolent attitude they retreated once again to plan their strategy.  Meanwhile,  I began to think about all the writing I would have to do when I got home.  Which brings me to rather attractive Abigail Simmons being introduced at Firm Hand Spanking with,  a quite hard bare bottom beating. 
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While I love to see Chelsea Pfeiffer Spanked,  I am not quite sold on the spanker being little Annabelle Lee.  She is much more entertaining getting spanked than doing the spanking.  Too bad that Chelsea doesn’t have a guy to spank her pretty ass on camera.  But one can also assume her significant other would get rather upset.  None the less here she is getting her birthday spanking which obviously she is not a day over 29.  From Good Spanking
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So Finally (and I know you are dying to find out) what happened to Your Humble Narrator.  Well..  The bottom line is nothing.  After me rightly apologizing,  and them attempting to make Yours Truly feel like shit,  and lots and lots of threats.  The bottom line is they dropped it.   Finally accepting my protests that it was a simple act of failure of technology and the fact they came to the realization that they would not find another in my position to accept the nonsense or the money they wish to pay .  That wasn’t before they assessed exactly what I did for the company which in their limited understanding they are vaguely aware that it was good.  “Further consequences” was limited to telling Yours Truly that it was unacceptable despite a number of people having trouble with the phone system and the fact I indeed felt it was unacceptable.  Personally if you find some behavior unacceptable in a corporate environment.  One does not need some intervention Dear Reader.  One instead needs to know why they did it and if a spanking needs to be applied.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
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A Thief’s Hairbrushing

Well Dear Reader yesterday in the US was Tax Day.  One which I spent coercing my significant other to provide me with the proper documentation so I could complete her taxes, hence avoiding an unfortunate case of incarceration by the wonderful IRS.  To make matters worse yesterday my beloved city’s somewhat lesser sister city celebrated the one year anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing because apparently a bunch of really in shape people running ungodly amount of miles when there is a perfectly good car to carry you is somehow a threat to radical Islam.  Then again what doesn’t piss off radical Islamists?  Well they seem to be rather fond of spanking women, (though oddly they spank them over their bee suits) so I guess the offices of the Spanking Spot will not get bombed anytime soon.  So lets get on with it Dear Reader and once again start the Spanking Updates of the Week!.

So it seems that Alexis Grace is a bit of a thief.  But then again that is the nature of prostitutes as many a john can attest.  If there were only a better business bureau for hookers.  Perhaps we could even include them in yelp reviews!  Of course being that it is called Spanked Callgirl one can be more or less certain how they deal with thieves.  This week we have a brand new spanker named Logan applying the hairbrush to Alexis’s formidable bare bottom.  Also available though the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.  
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You know Dear Reader,  I have a confession to make.  I am a bit of a video game nerd.  You see when I was a young Brushstrokes.  My mother bought one of the first Pong games,  not mind you for me.  But for herself,  which was odd since the woman could barely control a black and white television set.  Also being a somewhat possessive and spoiled child, my mother would then proceed to scream at Yours Truly and siblings whenever our curious little hands tried to play it.  But I tell you Dear reader the first time I saw that featureless ball float across the screen Your Humble Narrator was hooked.  It was quite advanced for its time since it included Pong V1 which consisted of hitting a ball against a wall.  Pong V2 which allowed you to play against another person. and some sort of shooting game which never quite worked.  Since then Your Humble Narrator has killed countless victims,  Run people over with cars, engaged in nuclear holocaust and still has managed not to shoot up a primary school.  Odd I know.  Now the reason I am telling you this is because I can indeed sympathize with young Vanessa.  For one does tend to get immersed in a video game only to look up and realize dawn is approaching which apparently is the reason she is late to meet with our Abel Amsterdam Authoritarian.  This of course is rather unfortunate for it guarantee's she will standing while playing video games tonight.  From Real Life Spanking
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So things might look a bit different on The Spanking Spot today.  You see Dear Reader,  I retired my trusty laptop with which I think I bought with the very first monies I made after starting this site.  Not that it was much,  but after a while I saved up my earnings and wrote it off on my taxes.  But all good things come to an end and I it is time to retire the old laptop with the grinding hard-drive.  But as you also probably know that moving to a new primary computer is well….. a royal pain in the ass.  You have to migrate all your favorite sites,  reinstall software,  try to remember all your passwords that your browser saved for you and of course being a Microsoft product, everything is in just a slightly different place which you need to hunt for.  None the less this post is getting done,  for not sharing with you the very painful ass of young Roxy would be a crime.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
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Finally for tonight,  as a male who was once young,  and a spanker,  I played quite a bit of strip/spanking poker in my time.   There was that one time in High School where …….  well I won’t spank and tell.  Ironically though facebook a while back,  one particular female asked me why it seemed that myself and my male friends always seemed to win.  There is of course (as I explained to her) a simple explanation.  We cheat!  Now in the male world,  cheating in games of chance is generally frowned upon.  There is of course one exception to this rule.  When females and even the remote chance of seeing them naked or in my case spanking them is a chance.  Perhaps ruining it for suitors of one set of my spawn and suitee’s of another set.  I have explained this fact to both sets.  But I honestly did not think of this situation where there is indeed a bare bottom spanking being dealt.  From Handspanking
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Sports Spanking

As I have mentioned before, like a good little liberal, Your Humble Narrator often finds himself listening to NPR on the long ride between my home and place of work.  For those outside the US NPR stands for National Public Radio, which means that it is funded by public and private sources and contains no commercials.  I often find their in depth reporting quite interesting in an array of subjects.  Viewing them objectively, however I can understand why our conservative crazies hate with the intensity of 1000 suns such a thing for I,  Brushstrokes, the quintessential liberal commie bastard who believes in spanking women find it incredibly annoying how painfully politically correct they are.  I swear they have a VP of PC personally approving each and every story to make sure that it contains the exact elements of the racial, sex and economic status in the right proportions as dictated by the PC Police.  But today, today Dear Reader they have truly out done themselves. 

I bring you courtesy of NPR the story of Brittney Griner.  Now you never have heard of this woman because she apparently a star in the WBA (Woman’s Basketball League) which much to the horror of the feminist wing of the PC police no one in this country gives a shit about.  Standing at a muscular 6’8” is not only a female fighting for respect in a male dominated sport. But she is A) mixed race.  B) a lesbian.  C) A fearless warrior of woman’s rights for being offended that WBA players wear skimpier clothing to entice the rest of us into actually giving a shit about the WBA.  In essence they have found the perfect politically correct news story. 

Now I am not sure about you Dear Reader.  For I am generally a laid back kind of guy.  If she wants to play basketball,  I say go for it.  But please don’t scold me for not giving a crap.  In addition I don’t care what race you are,  what gender you are attracted to or if you feel offended that the world doesn’t work the way feminists think it should.  My only real question (and look her up,  because she is not some waif) how exactly do you spank a 6’8” girl that literally could kick your ass into kingdom come?  Thankfully we don’t have to worry about this with our next contestants on the Spanking Updates of the Week. 

There is a time honored tradition here in the states that when you purchase your first home with some land (or rent one with a yard).  Someone inevitably will bring you a housewarming gift enabling you to enjoy said yard.  This kit generally contains a badminton set and in happier times a set of lawn darts. The Badminton set will usually only be used once during some drunken gathering if only to see your friends fall over one another trying to smack the birdie to kingdom come.  Back in the day the Lawn Darts received considerably more use as it was fun to throw at small children.  Thus badminton received the reputation of not actually being a sport but rather an drunken activity one engages with once the government takes your lawn darts away.  Apparently Dear Reader this is quite the opposite in Amsterdam, for the Hollish seem to take their badminton seriously.  In fact being poor at it gets one spanked as young Cory finds out!  From Spanked in Uniform
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To be fair this trend started long before our heralded Cameraman took over for our now retired Clare Fonda.  But the history of the sites included under the Clare Fonda Pass can only be described when giving us the reason why various girls are getting spanked as well…..  a hot mess that rarely makes a whole lot of sense.  But who Dear Reader said it had to?  After all there are girls getting spanked!  from My Spanking Roommate
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Speaking of diversity,  Unfortunately when it comes to spanking there is little of it.  While it has gotten better over the years it would not stand up to NPR’s PC police.  They in fact would demand the exact ration of people of color, Latino, Asian American’s and gender misaligned be spanked in the exact percentage of of whatever their Politically Correct manual said.  If of course they weren’t screaming about women getting spanked in the first place.  Happily Pandora Blake has always bucked the norm and today with Lola Marie finding herself over Sir Thomas’s knee she bucks the trend.  From Dreams of Spanking
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Finally for tonight,  I am not sure how I missed this Dear Reader, But Firm Hand Spanking rolled out a new naughty girl a week and a half ago and she is indeed cute.  Dear Reader Meet Jodi Bitmore who reminds me of a rather young Chloe Elise (god I miss her).  Despite FirmHand having the reputation of not quite spanking hard for some of their new girls this one is pretty respectable, and of course she has a lovely ass. 
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A Day From Hell.. Oh and some Spanking

Have you ever had one of those days Dear Reader.  A day that even the most improbable things go wrong.  That Dear Reader was the past two days.  It began yesterday with Your Humble Narrator enjoying the first real day that it was not snowing, icing or just plain raining.  Whistling a happy tune in my lime green super economy car (this is important Later) while driving back from my place of work.  I suddenly heard a flapping and my steering wheel jerked left.  Yes indeed I had got a flat.  Normally not a tragedy however in this day and age in our super economy cars. Car Manufactures have stopped including a handy little thing called a spare and instead they give one a “tire repair kit” which consists of a pump and a can of fix a flat.  Not all that useful when one gets a blowout. 

So there I was Dear Reader,  in the middle of gods country.  So I did the only logical thing.  I called my significant other who while I was on the phone with her was in the process of getting pulled over by a cop.  So since she was busy,  I called a tow truck and waited patiently figuring I would owe her a spanking for not using her hands free setup on her phone. 

But providence was not smiling upon me.  For she returned my call to tell me that her car’s registration had expired and the cop was going to have her towed.  So thus,  we were both miles from home and not a drivable car between us.  And with this tale of woe we begin the next installment of the spanking updates of the week!

Now normally in this situation I would sit patiently waiting for my tow truck contemplating just how painful a spanking my SO would recieve when we got home.  I can promise you Dear Reader it would have been considerably harder than the one young Cory is getting from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian on Real life Spanking this week.    Except for one small issue.  It really wasn’t her fault.  You see the state I live in has some of the most convoluted car registration laws known to man.  In this particular case We both bought new cars a year ago.  Usually registrations for new cars last 2 years.  Except as I learned from the dick cop on the other side of the phone, when as she did,  simply change your license plate to the new car instead of getting a new one like I did.  The reason for this?  Who the hell knows!  Besides I had more pressing issues as I found out shortly thereafter as all the rental car places close unhelpfully at 6pm and the nearest taxi wanted $55 just to pick one of us up! 

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Meanwhile My significant other wisely has turned into a gas station when she was pulled over.  Happily the one bit of luck we had that day is that the owner allowed her park the car there removing the reason the dick cop had for towing her.  Hence he left leaving her with a $117 dollar ticket.  As she called around for an hour in a vain attempt to acquire transportation.  The tow truck driver further shredded my poor tire (not that it mattered) and soon we were crawling down the road back to civilization.  Then my lovely significant other did the unthinkable for her.  She broke the rules.  She decided to risk it and drive her now illegal car to meet me at my final destination.  Normally this indeed would have earned her a spanking like the one Annabelle Lee is getting from the lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer but in this case she took a calculated risk which finally worked out for us.  From Good Spanking
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Now this is a proper spanking for such a small naughty girl Dear Reader.  Mr M executes the difficult over one knee spanking on Kiki’s pert and soon to be sore bare bottom.  As you probably all know this is probably one of your humble narrators favorite spanking positions.  Although requiring a sizeable height difference between the spankee and the spanker and rather difficult to pull off.  It has the considerable benefit of giving the spanker considerably more leverage to land his blows and gives the spankee’s hands occupied steadying herself rather than trying to block the painful blows.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
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Finally for today Dear Reader,  As bad as a day I did have yesterday.  At least indeed I was not spanked.  Which is more than I can say for the red bottomed Amelia Jane Rutherford.  From Sound Punishments
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Clare Fonda Gets Her First Spanking In a Long Time

We Americans love our exceptionalism Dear Reader.  In fact I think I have come to the belief that we simply could not function if we did not truly believe that we are somehow better than the rest of you shmucks.  This of course is evident in our movies,  for there isn’t a better theme for a movie to make our blood boil  than someone invading America so we can open up a can of Whoop Ass on them and finally use all of those guns we have been collecting despite my liberal brethren trying to take them away.  After all when was the last time you saw a European filmmaker make a movie about getting invaded by a foreign country?  This of course is because most of them have in recent history and they know it kinda sucks.  The problem of course is that we Americans have no more real enemies for us to envision invading us.  Sure we have the occasional lunatic flying planes into our buildings but they are kind of hard to take down with all of our AR-15’s we collected and whom our Muslim Fascist Commie president is trying to confiscate. 

I mention this Dear Reader because I watched a rather amusing film the other night.  I believe it was named “Olympus Has Fallen” which chronicled the fantasy that North Korea somehow would hold the President Hostage and attempt to blow up all of our nukes.  Now I will say it was entertaining if one considers it a action movie.  But the mere premise that somehow a country that can’t figure out how to feed itself and worships its leaders as gods can somehow be anything more than a pain in the ass is completely preposterous. 

Well maybe Putin will start WWIII.  But while we wait with baited breath for yet a third European war let us remember what is important.  Our freedom to spank naughty girls on the Spanking Updates of the week!

We begin today with the (sorta) retired queen of spanking.  That is of course none other than the heralded Clare Fonda.  Now of course Clare is more known for dishing out the spankings but being a female.  Once and a while she really needs one.  This one Dear Reader is long overdue since she made herself scarce in our little hobby.  But her time off seems to have done her well since she looks fantastic both with her dress on and with her panties pulled down.  From Spanked Call Girls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass
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Today of course is April Fools Day.  Last year I brought you exclusive footage of Selena Gomez getting spanked after her brutal breakup with that Justin Bieber thing.  Would I do that to you 2 years in a row?  Of course not.  Instead is a very real newcomer to the spanking world.  Dear Reader meet the adorable Ashley who in my opinion could use to get spanked a little harder since she appears to be smiling throughout her ordeal.  From English Spankers
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In my travels around the internet Dear Reader I have come across some really strange things.  One of the strangest (and probably the most uncomfortable) is the concept of the Ass Hook which after thinking about it a while,  is not a bad idea.  But today we witness history for our favorite Cake Boy introduces Casey Calvert to the concept of combining spanking with the ass hook,  all the while being dolled up in a cheerleader uniform.  Creative Punishment Indeed!  From Triple A Spanking
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As we all know Dear Reader,  while being punished our girls can be less than cooperative.  After all it is indeed a spanking and by definition they tend to hurt.  Thus it is not at all surprising that various extremities flail in an attempt to block the beating of their bare bottoms.  Now if nature had any sense they would have ceased to evolve hands and legs.  But that takes the whole sport of spanking out of the equation.  Thus it is important to remember to use your limbs to restrain hers if you intend on giving her a proper spanking.  One of the most effective of course is the single knee spanking position which leaves one leg to pin her two kicking legs.  While it might be uncomfortable for the spankee.  (when are spankings supposed to be comfortable).  Other than a second set of arms it is the most effective way of properly exposing the ass to be spanked without interference.  From Firm Hand Spanking
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Don’t Ask Your Bank Teller to Spank You

So I was listening to the radio the other day and I was quite surprised to hear that most bank tellers nowadays make below poverty wages for a 40 hour work week.  Bank Tellers while a generally non skilled job I thought might make a decent living since its only common sense that you might want to pay your employee’s a living wage when they are literally…..  you know…. counting your fucking money!  Hell I think even casino operators and the mafia figured this out years ago.  But I suppose in this day and age commons sense has little use for our corporate overlords whining that 100 million is not enough for them to survive.  In any case I bring this up because of one Drake Parks of Van Buren, Arkansas.  Now upon a recent bank visit he became so enamored with one teller he found it wise to call her up posing as his father (he is 50 by the way) to demand that she spank him for being a bad boy.   Now if tellers were making what I thought they made,  well one can put up with alot of shit for a good paying job.  But seriously at minimum wage is way to little to deal with this kind of crap.  So PSA tonight,  please refrain from asking any minimum wage worker to spank you.  Even if you are from Arkansas.  Now off to the Spanking updates of the week!

The nice thing about owning a spanking site is of course you can reserve the right to spank just about any girl that comes though the doors.  Judging from the ear to ear grin that our famed Cameraman has.  Your Humble Narrator suspects that this is the case with young Gigi Allens who incidently felt the wrath of her fathers hand growing up.  Thankfully she feels the wrath of our Camera man’s hand when she is an adult.  From Spanked Sweeties or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass

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Its nice to see our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has made a full recovery even though he had to raise prices on Spanked in Uniform.  But being a fair man he did lower the recurring billing to reward his loyal customers (like me).  Personally I think its a fair trade off.  Plus we get to see him spank naked girls for oversleeping until they cry! 
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Yes we all know that spanking should ideally be on the bare bottom.  We also know that a girl as petite as Kiki should be turned over the knee for hers.  But as we also know Mr M has this thing for recreating school swats which compared to many of the paddling's I have seen are by far the hottest.  So is it really a crime in the spanking community to bend a hot little number over in tight jeans and applying the wooden paddle to the seat of her pants?  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
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You know Dear Reader,  I really don’t keep it a secret among my friends of what I do.  Including professional contacts.  In fact I insist on telling them so they can understand what they are getting into when hiring me.  Luckily my particular career and reputation it has never hurt me other than looks of admiration.   I was having a discussion with one co-worker who spent more than a bit of time working and living in Japan and we were discussing the strange and Odd kinks that that are particular to that part of the world.  We concluded that it was due to the Japanese very ridged social system which I think I have mentioned before that I suspect.  Oddly spanking is relatively tame when it comes to weird kinks in Japan.  From Handspanking
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Fred Phelps Spanking

Well Dear Reader,  Today Fred Phelps finally found out once and for all if God really does in fact hate fags.  I will not assume that he was wrong since well,  I am a mere mortal.  However I would find it strange if I were the Almighty if the first thing a freshly deceased soul asked me  “Do you really hate fags?”.  Now Your Humble Narrator is far from omnipotent but even I know there are far more interesting questions to ask an supreme being.  Things like “are we really supposed to spank women”, “If so why did you leave it out of the bible?” and where the hell did flight 370 go?

Some say we should indeed picket his funeral as he did so many others who didn’t deserve his hate.  I say don’t bother,  Do not stoop down to his level.  Besides who wants to be shouting at a bunch of Kansas inbreeds when we can be watching girls getting spanked on the spanking Updates of the week.

The garbage strewn hills of New Jersey are once again ringing with the joyous cries of “BAAAAD GIURL”  as our mystery spanker once again takes the front seat.  Now while he is indeed my friend,  the one thing that always troubled me is the fact he rarely spanked girls from Jersey,  which if you have ever watched Jersey shore are perhaps the most deserving girls to have their bottom bared.  Well today after all these years,  he corrects this with the debut of Holly.  Now I cannot say for sure she is actually from the Garbage State,  but from her guttural accent I can tell she is either from Jersey or Staten Island which is kind of like a NY Jersey as they have a really big garbage dump there as well.  In any case,  As one would expect she doesn’t take to kindly to getting a bare ass beating and it is quite entertaining.  From Bun Beating Fun.
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So a new video went viral of a guy belting his 13 year old daughter.  Now typically I wouldn’t condone such behavior.  But considering she disappeared for 3 days and returned looking like a street walker.  One might,  just might,  feel that the gentleman and his wife are a little concerned their daughter might end up in jail which is infinitely worse than a belt to the buttocks.  Now did they handle this correctly?  Probably not,  But simply ask Fae Corbin what happens in the deep dark recesses of prison and she will tell you its probably less painful than the prison guards.  From Bars And Stripes
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Now before My friend Cake Boy came over here he asked me about the US since if you listen to foreign media we all carry guns and eat bacon almost exclusively.  Which,  now to come to think of it is kinda true.  None the less he has found his true love in the form of Sarah Gregory.  She will slowly feed him bacon until which time I will purchase him a gun (well maybe a airsoft gun,  to keep him from shooting his eye out).  From Triple A Spanking
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Finally for today we have our friends at Sound Punishment spanking a ginger which we all know need to be spanked (or kicked). 
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