Title: Paddling Football Cheerleaders

Starring:Lisa, Lori Chrissie

Produced By: Raven Hill Studio’s

Distributed by: The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

Runtime: 0:35.35

Price: $5.95 for a 5 day rental or can be purchased by minutes

As you might have ascertained if you have been reading The Spanking Spot for any length of time, while any girl getting a spanking is a good thing there is a particular group of which that I take particular glee in seeing their pretty bottoms beaten.  That is of course the American Cheerleader. Now Dear Reader,  I don’t particularly dislike cheerleaders it is indeed more for what they stand for.  Girls with little other skill other than winning the genetic lottery jumping up and down in short skirts, waving pom-poms is of course entertaining but indeed I never could quite figure out why indeed these girls seem to get all high and mighty about it.  I mean, they are entertaining me simply because they are hot and wear skimpy  clothing.  Is this indeed something to be narcissistic about as many of these girls get? 

Now before I go on I do want to apologize to the girls who perform as “cheerleaders” in those national competitions.  Being thrown 10 feet in the air and doing acrobatics with no safetymen other than others t o catch you is indeed a skill and if nothing more quite ballsy.  In fact I feel the the label “cheerleaders” give these girls a bad name.  But alas we tend to refer to any girl in a short skirt shouting random things at a crowd as such, whether or not they have any other skill set other than looking rather spankable. 

So it indeed gives me pleasure to review yet another movie from our favorite non delivering spanking house Raven Hill Studio’s.  But unlike the time you ordered this DVD and of course it never arrived this time you can actually watch Paddling Football Cheerleaders! 

Our movie revolves around a rather interesting practice which would be a welcome diversion to the sport of football.  The American kind of course with large men grunting and throwing each other to the ground, not mind you some namby pamby sport with lots of girly men kicking a ball.  Of course the fights are more entertaining in what we call soccer since most of us have never seen grown men kick each other like girls before.  But I digress. 

It seems this particular college rivalry have a tradition.  The winner’s Principal indeed gets to spank the losers cheerleader!  Now ideally the losers should have skin in the game but then again who would be willing (or able) to spank a 300 pound linebacker.  No indeed while losing is not the girls fault it is infinitely more desirable. 

There seems to be some disconnect between the cheerleaders opinion of the players from central state and the Principal however.  It seems that central has not lost in the memory of these 3 young pretty girls but as we all know history is no indication of future performance.  But while unlikely in the girls minds they are aware of the possibility and while they are discussing it the rather pretty strawberry blond recounts the spanking she got from her own principle for smoking some months ago. 

Arriving at the Principal’s office in a nice pair of short shorts the pleasantries are dispensed with as her shorts and panties are pulled down for a good reasonably hard OTK spanking for her transgressions.  She recounts stinging pain as he spanks her over and over again while writhing over his knee.  Thankfully for us her memory is quite good and translates to film rather nicely! 

Our other two cheerleaders who’s memories are jogged by this share with us the last spanking they got from their father when they arrived home late after the came.  Clad of course in their cute cheerleader uniforms the prettier one goes over the knee first while her sister watches on waiting for her turn getting her bottom beaten.  Now this girl sports some rather defined tan lines on her very tight ass which to tell you the truth I have always found incredibly hot on our girls getting spanked.  Unfortunately with many of our spankee’s today devoid of all skin pigment, coupled with SPF 7000 sun lotion and tanning beds.  I indeed haven’t seen this in a while. 

Her sister is next to go over the knee as the first sister is sent to get the paddle.  Her bottom unfortunately a uniform color.  This sister strangely puts up less of a fuss yet gets spanked harder than her sibling. 

But the hand spanking was indeed not enough for these two tardy girls.  Both go over the knee one more time for a taste of a rather large wooden paddle which seems slightly unwieldy Spanking OTK Style. But hey we get to see these two lovely girls spanked one more time and quite hard as unwieldy the paddle might be. 

After reminiscing our girls decide they indeed need a shower and subsequently a slightly out of place shower / soft core lesbian scene.  Well not really lesbian since all they do is wash each other.  Typically I would jump up and down angrily over this kind of thing (hey is a SPANKING movie) but it is relatively short and one of Raven Hill’s earlier films which the genre was still evolving so I guess it could be  forgiven.

As luck goes the unthinkable for our girls occurred.  State Central indeed lost the big game.  And during the congratulatory talk the respective Principal’s from their schools it is revealed the Principal from State Central is indeed of Your Humble Narrator’s opinion.  That he is indeed thankful for the the loss since he will enjoy seeing the “snotty Brats” get a spanking!

As the traditional changing of the the paddle occurs our cheerleaders are indeed horrified to learn that since the score was 21-7 they would recieve 21 whacks with a rather large fearsome wooden paddle each! 

The finale is a bit of a anti climax.  I was indeed expecting more since the OTK spankings the girls received were so good.  The girls are bend over and panties removed for the 21 smacks of the paddle.  The whacks are on the light side but they do leave the girls bottoms red and sore. 

So indeed did I enjoy this film Dear Reader. Well the answer is eh.  I had seen clips of this title years ago and I have always wanted to see it.  What I found is that the clips offered one the best spanking the movie has to offer so perhaps my expectations were too great.  It is a solid middle of the road spanking movie.  Nothing particularly excellent about it (except the tan lines).  The video is a little grainy but it was obviously copied over from VHS which was the standard at the time, another issue that can be overlooked.  Regardless of its problems I think if a spanko is interested he or she would indeed not be disappointed either. 

If you are interested you can find it here at Paddled Football Cheerleaders

Brushstrokes

Well what the hell else would it be about!  Then again this is me you are talking about Dear Readers so that perhaps is indeed not a stupid question.  Now I had a rather drunken night over the weekend and aside from the hangover that accompanied it the next morning.  Aside from never learning my lesson about such over indulgence of alcohol I did indeed learn one thing.  A good hard spanking session is indeed not a good idea while both of you are in such an inebriated state.  For during such a session it is quite possible to push your equally inebriated spankee past her limits.  Now she perhaps might not noticed it at the moment but indeed her inability to sit down the next day as her perfect bottom turns various shades of blue usually means there will be a lack there of (among other things) in the foreseeable future. 

Spanking of course can indeed be dangerous business and while the threshold of grave injury might indeed be higher than say driving under the influence I would argue that perhaps it might be more dangerous considering the certainty of at the very least a painful bottom.  Now since MADD has successfully driven blood alcohol levels ridiculously low that the human body itself is capable of making enough of the nectar of the gods to violate it.  Why not impose some reasonable limits on SWI. (spanking while under the influence). 

Perhaps we could even take a page out of MADD’s hysteria about alcohol and  violate the constitution by enforcing random spanking stops and since 6 months in jail and a $10,000 fine is according to many courts not a “serious” punishment we can even do away with trials!  In fact we can have our very own abolitionist group called MADS.  While indeed you are mulling such a thing over in your heads Dear Reader lets see what our spanking blog friends are doing around the internet. 

New on the Spanking Spot Movie Theater

Talented Artist

Great Fakes
The things a girl has to do to get a Birthday Spanking these days
Metal and Spanking
Spanking Bloggers Network
Punitive Cabaret and a Beautiful Bottom

Spanking Art
Judicial Style
Spanking Shakespeare

Brushstrokes

Ah Friday Dear Reader,  Perhaps the one day that we all look forward too.  Of course with spring creeping up on us there are many parts of the country where our significant others nag gene is kicking in to go clean up the yard and make things pretty for the summer time.  Now this is indeed not a bad thing Dear Reader since without such house work we would probably grow into rotund computer sitting potatoes and then who would we spank!  But indeed they have a more sinister motive since while we are exhausted from a day out in the yard we of course will be too tired to spank them!  But thanks to modern society this can indeed be mitigated with the application of every man’s favorite thing.  Power tools!  So Dear Reader go to the home improvement store.  Get yourself something destructive that uses gas and makes lots of noise and indeed do that yard work.  With your power assist you might just have a the energy to spank your significant others bare bottom for nagging you. 

Since there is unfortunately no power tools in internet-land,  let us finish up the Spanking Updates of the week!.

We begin tonight with our spasmodic spanking house Bun Beating Fun with a new update for you to enjoy.  Now sadly our Mystery Spanker has indeed outsourced his spanker this month to yet another mystery spanker who takes the young and quite stuck up model Rebecca over his knee.  Sticking with the tried and true theme of the self centered model she gets spanked quite hard by Mystery Spanker 2.  And while I indeed miss his patented ear pull and the gleeful shouts of “Baaaaaaaaad Girl” there is indeed nothing wrong with mixing things up every once and a while. 

Two weeks ago the rather cute Darling came in to be spanked by Chelsea Pfeiffer and while I mused about all the other spankings she had taken from other sites one Dear Reader thought that Dallas had spanked her.  Not remembering it since a girl like this getting spanked by the great Dallas is indeed something I thought I would have remembered.  And alas I couldn’t find it on his website.  But Dallas among his many talents is also a mind reader since just this week our cute as a button Darling came with her friend Venus to experience Dallas’s brand of spanking.  Now in fairness Dallas of course spanks them both quite hard,  the look on Darling’s face is precious (which these pictures simply do not do her expression justice)  when she feels the steel hand against her bottom.  But our friend Dallas looked a little off his game.  Perhaps he was fighting a cold,  or he was indeed exhausted from Sabrina making him do yard work!  From Dallas Spanks Hard. 

You know it takes a special kind of girl to go from a long term coma to looking absolutely gorgeous getting her bottom spanked in under a year.  Sinn Sage is indeed that kind of girl.  And I think this is a first for her, branching out from her own spanking site to give Clare Fonda a chance to spank her naughty bottom this week on Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Oh this indeed is a conundrum Dear Reader.  You see Your Humble Narrator complained a few weeks ago concerning Firm Hand Spanking seemingly lack of M/f Spanking as of late.  Well apparently they decided to show Yours Truly a thing or two giving us to incredible M/f Spankings this week which indeed I agonized which to show you.  Now the tiny Annabelle Lee looks quite spankable in her cheerleader outfit but I finally decided to show you the beautiful Susan Gilbert sporting a school uniform and getting spanked by a rather heavy wooden paddle on her astonishing bare ass.  From Firm Hand Spanking

My Muse,  My beautiful Muse, in pigtails no less and a dress that shows off her perfect body well….. perfectly!  And she is not the one over the knee.  The Horror I say!  Well regardless of my preference that Leia Ann Woods be the spankee rather the spanker it indeed makes her no less stunning.  Now Lottie Kinsade with her cute little bum getting spanked by my muse indeed makes it difficult to concentrate.  From Northern Spanking.

Oh Goodie Goodie Gum Gum (2 points Dear Reader if you can tell me where that came from  (4 if you aren’t British), Sara is back in a bit of trouble with her Swedish exchange student friend at St Catherine Private School For Girls.  Now Sara is used to the heavy hand of our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian, well… as used to it as any girl can to getting her bottom spanked.  But Loni is indeed not so lucky shocked that she is to be spanked bare bottom over the knee on Spanked In Uniform.

The star maker, The Simon Cowell of Spanking (but without the attitude), David Pierson has found yet another stunning girl in need of a spanking.  Dear Reader I present to you Clarissa.  As a Double Treat she is spanked by a new stern looking spanker by the name of Sara Park.  Now Sara has some talent!  Spanking this sexting spankee quite well in my opinion.  Perhaps a little stiff but that is to be expected with dishing out her first spanking on camera. I think she will make a splendid addition to David’s merry band of bottom beaters.   As for Clarissa she is simply devastatingly hot.  I look forward to more of this girl’s bottom getting spanked.  From Punished Brats

This next update on Spanked Schoolgirl is entitled “doomed schoolgirl”  while rather a harsh word Doom is indeed one of my favorite words.  In fact the first word my first born heard out of my mouth as I was cradling this innocent thing looking up at me thinking to himself “damn its cold out here” were the words “I am going to teach you how to play DOOM!”  at which he smiled and spit up on me.  Well video games indeed have come a long way since then but thankfully in spanking there are timeless classics such as a schoolgirl over your knee.

Ah the fabled teachers lounge.  A respite from the throngs of screaming children where teachers can go, relax and complain about their 7 hour work day 9 months out of the year.  Oddly those of us that work well…. 12 months out of the year don’t have lounges.  Hence pretty girls cannot wander into them and subsequently be spanked.  How unfair Dear Reader!  From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass. 

I blame Clarence Thomas for two things.  Number one being one of the worst Supreme Court Justices in the history of this country.  I mean one can say what you will about the other right wing judges but at the very least they are intelligent and actually ask, you know.. questions.  Hell even Scalia who is about as wingnut as one comes actually has well thought out arguments for his position and sticks to them.  While many of us disagree one cannot help but at least respect the man’s solid logic.  The second thing I blame him for is bringing the wrath of the previously useless HR department upon us all in the name of “Sexual Harassment” .  I cannot tell you Dear Reader how many hours have been wasted in my live attending “sensitivity training” which typically consists of women telling us that men are evil and we have to control our impulses.  That is not to say Dear Reader I disagree with providing a safe workplace for our lovely girls.  Its just that having to sit though inane sessions year after year stating that I cannot slap my secretary on the ass. (she would probably take the nearest chair and crack me over the head with it if I did,  then call my mother!).  None the less I find myself wondering back in time before before Anita Hill and wonder just how many of our lovely ladies were spanked at work, instead of written up 42 times and still being told by HR that you can’t fire them.   From OTK Spank

And finally for this week we have the timeless spanking that the beautiful Chelsea Pfeiffer brings us from yesteryear on Good Spanking Classics.  Now the game of tennis is indeed a good one.  It is the people who tend to play it that irritates me.  Being a charge of a tennis club in my younger years I have witnessed females come to blows over what transpires on the court.  So much for a friendly game.  Now while I did not spank them (And I should have) they were indeed deserving of one. 

Brushstrokes

Ah it is about that time again Dear Readers.  Time of course to explore the weeks spanking updates from our hard working spanking houses.  I think today I will forgo my usual diatribe since I watched Glenn Beck last night and some disgraced congressman tried to show us navy guys in tickle fights.  I honestly cannot come up with anything better than that.  So indeed Dear Reader please enjoy the first installment of the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin this week with a Spanker Spankee duo who simply clicked in their day.  Time has given us George and Gracie, Tracy and Hepburn and Spanking has brought us Coach and Monica.  Monica of course after having her lovely bottom spanked by Coach more times than I think she cares to remember gets yet another bottom burning spanking for our next update at Real Spanking.  Apparently being made to stand in the corner for 20 minutes indeed did nothing to improve her attitude, perhaps then an OTK Spanking will do the trick.  Also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

I’m not quite sure what is indeed going on here this week Dear Reader.  I had always thought the mantra among us spanko’s is that the only proper way to spank a naughty girl is on the bare bottom!  First coach fails to pull down Monica’s panties and now our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian only saw fit to paddle Julie over the Jeans?  What indeed is this world coming to?  Is hell freezing over? cats and dogs living together!  The horror!  Though in fairness it does look quite cold and the last time Julie got the paddle on the bare she cried so much they had to stop the spanking.  So perhaps this indeed is for the best, Plus her ass looks fantastic in those tight jeans.  From Real Life Spanking

There is something to be said for a elegant female who looks like a million bucks in a slinky black skirt facing a spanking.  While there is indeed no evidence that Kathy is a little rich girl in need of a good bare bottom spanking one of course can infer why indeed Peter Schoober spanking her!  Then again with a woman that beautiful do we really need a reason?  From Spanking Server

And what do we have here Dear Reader a new girl has come to get a spanking from Chelsea Pfeiffer.  Dear Readers meet Charlotte Vale, a pretty 25 year old who has been doing fetish and hardcore for some time.  Not that I am taking glee in the misfortune of the mainstream porn industry but indeed we have been seeing many girls from that area branching out into our little hobby as of late.  This indeed could  bode well for us Dear Reader.  From Good Spanking

On Spanking Mags this week we have a little ditty entitled “Too Much Pudding” which of course begs the question of now Niki Flynn and her friend could have any pudding if they don’t eat their meat!  And while pudding denial was great in concept they Niki and friend apparently kept their stash elsewhere resulting in both of them being put across a gym horse and getting a wickedly hard spanking with a tennis shoe.

Lupus Spanking treats us to yet another one of their wonderful films on installment.  This one entitled “The Teddy Bear (2)” chronicles three young girls who have been sent off to a reeducation camp during the communist period.  One of them, an attractive young blonde has been caught sleeping with of course a capitalist pig teddy bear!  Punishment of course is harsh in the communist regime  for such transgressions. 

It used to be that streaking was in good fun.  Some idiotic yet harmless thing college students do when they have drank too much.  Now days of course it is likely that one would be thrown in jail and made to register as a sex offender since we are indeed “Tough on Crime” but the idiocy of our laws of course do not in any way suggest a pretty girl such as our  perpetual schoolgirl Emma Brown should indeed not get a good hard spanking because of it.  From Sound Punishments

It really pains me to say this but Honestly Dear Reader I feel like Girls Boarding School has really gone down hill as of late.  I mean they still produce some wonderful spanking but really not enough of it and this from one of the former powerhouses of the spanking world!  I’ll give you an example,  The last scene they started was of the beautiful Irelynn Logeen.  They started it plus or minus a day or two on 2/11.  It is a great spanking with a beautiful girl and it runs about 18 minutes.  Now any site would be forgiven for releasing it in increments.  But GBS decided it would be a appropriate to release it in 18 PARTS!  What indeed genius has decided in this day and age with high speed internet that 18 one minute parts  would be appropriate? Furthermore, the final parts were finally posted a day or two ago.  So now it takes a month to post one spanking scene? Even worse the spanking does not start until part 10 so indeed their customers have to wait half of the month to see some spanking!  This of course doesn’t include the picture sets that count as a daily “update” .  Now listen Dear Reader you will not find a more ardent defender of our spanking houses but this is simply milking it.  Even worse is their customers on their forums are complaining quite loudly.  Forgive me Dear Reader but there are plenty of Spanking sites out there that offer a fair amount of spanking each month for a fair price and right now GBS is not one of them.  Well they do have a new scene this week starting the very pretty Molly and Simone.  Let us indeed hope they learn their lesson and maybe we will get to see the full movie before the summer time. 

The only drawback to spanking with a wooden spoon is that they tend to break over well paddled bottoms.  Particularly if the naughty girl in question is clenching her cheeks in pain and you are spanking her with conviction!  And if you don’t have another around how indeed will you cook and what will you finish spanking her with!   From Spanking Family

You know, I am indeed the last person to complain or even notice poor writing.  This indeed is because I had 12 years of useless English Teachers telling me that I would never EVER be any kind of writer.  (of course blogging wasn’t invented yet).  But while I might indeed regard English Teachers professional standing next to the guys that pick up garbage on the side of the road (hey at least they do something useful). They were correct in one thing.  Your Humble Narrator’s writing and punctuation is indeed atrocious.  Being completely devoid of any kind of rule set behind grammar or punctuation it indeed has to be incredibly poor writing for me to even notice.  Unfortunately Rough Man Spank has gotten my attention.  Now I know English is indeed not their first language but their synopsis of their spankings make absolutely no sense what so ever!  What is so and so’s “accepting” mean anyway?  Well thankfully we do not have to be literary geniuses to produce good spanking material or incidentally a good spanking blogger. 

And finally for today we indeed have two pretty young Japanese Schoolgirls getting their bare bottoms spanked.  No indeed they have not summoned Godzilla or any other radioactive monster.  Instead these girls wrote their school essay’s on the Sea Sheppard. Now since our friends from the land of the rising sun find whales along with every other endangered seagoing species, so damn tasty this of course offends their teacher resulting in a whale of a spanking good time.  From Handspanking

Brushstrokes

Well Dear Reader it has been a while since we have done one of these.  The last survey was open for a month and strangely not many of you answered.  But perhaps it was a question since it had to do with spanking and sex, which incidentally most of you both male and female engage in, though surprisingly more than 20% of you keep it spanking only. 

So once again let us learn more about each other anonymously of course. I think this week we shall explore favorite Spanking Positions of both the Spanker and indeed Spankee.  So Dear Reader put in your vote and make your preference heard.  Once again these survey’s are completely anonymous, My IP logs are cleaned regularly. Your Neighbors will not get mail saying “OMG THERE IS A SPANKING  ENTHUSIAST LIVING NEXT DOOR HIDE YOUR CHILDREN” and silent black helicopters will not start following you.  Well maybe but it won’t be from me!

Brushstrokes