Julie Andrews this week said she would be up for a little 50 Shades of Grey spanking. Which is almost the exact think I said to myself after watching the Sound of Music the first time. How her employer/future husband did not in fact take her over his knee and tan her bottom is beyond me. Instead of Doe a Deer a Female Deer. It should have been B a Bottom a red bare bottom. Too bad that Rodgers and Hammerstein weren’t spankos
But all is not lost Dear Reader for you still have your Humble Narrator ready to start this weeks spanking updates of the week!
So a couple of weeks ago we saw our favorite Mystery Spanking, Greg. Spank the rather self absorbed yet pretty Charlotte’s Web. Well it seems that we have proof that typical model behavior is learned rather inherited. We see her manager, former porn star Nikki Brooks come looking for her ward only to find her with a red bottom standing in the corner and a smirking mystery spanking admiring his handiwork. Of course this does not go down will with Nikki and we come to find out she has quite the mouth on her. Punishing her I must say is one of the better spanking scenes Greg and co have done recently. From Bun Beating Fun.
I woke up yesterday morning Dear Reader and it was –13 degrees out. Mind you for our non-us that is Fahrenheit because we Americans have to be different and water will boil at 0 degrees over my dead body. None the less it was cold, really fucking cold. While my adopted New England is of course known for our harsh winters. Its not that cold. In fact I think it should stop immediately. It went up above freezing on Sunday and I did a little dance because the ice melted a little on my driveway. The only thing keeping me warm is watching Jenna Rose bottom get warmed on Spanked Callgirls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
So I decided to add our favorite cherub faced spanker to our spanking updates. Dear Reader meet 21 year old Alyssa who apparently is no stranger to spanking because her tight little bottom got it growing up well into her teens. While I am not typically against recreations of spanking what is with letting the spankee hide her face? Half of the entertainment in watching spankings is the looks of pain and embarrassment. From Marked Butts.
I have a story that is related to this spanking the young Bianca is getting this week for getting a ticket for underage drinking. You see like my friend David Pierson and Bianca I too attended university in the great backwards state of Pennsylvania. Being this was in the late 80’s and I a resident of my beloved city underage drinking was enforced in my youth exactly 0 times. At the time the NYPD had lots of crimes to solve and people of color to shoot. UAD was slightly above jay walking in importance. Thus your Humble Narrator wide eyed with the world, went off to school in PA only to find a state full of zealots who hated alcohol. To make matters worse to this day the state runs all liquor stores and they are run by a pseudo law enforcement agency called the LCB who were rabid teetolers who would verbally harrass anyone coming into the store to purchase a bottle of wine. Yes it was that fucked up. Needless to say Like young Bianca I too get busted for UAD, but my ticket was only 90 bucks. From Punished Brats.
Finally for tonight, while it is not kick a ginger day it is of course spank a ginger with a giant leather paddle on Firm Hand Spanking.