Today is of course Labor day Weekend. Which for those of you from outside the US, we celebrate the struggle of our forefathers against impossible against government and corporate interests to get a fair wage and the right to unionize. This of course is ironic since the same group of powerful interests have been busily trying to destroy such rights for the past couple of decades. But this is ok Dear Reader for we get a day off, and as we know this indeed is a precious thing compared to our European counterparts. Which brings me to the question what do you people do with a month off! We of course are too busy purchasing shiny baubles and oversized houses to take so many vacations!
But I suppose it does indeed leave plenty of time for Spanking. Which I suspect our female counterparts from across the pond get many more Spankings. After working 10 hours a day, and worrying your job will be given to Abu Raminanmanus in Bangladesh who has time to give anyone a Spanking. Even if she deserves it!
Well in the worst Spanking recession we have ever seen it is good to know at least some girls are getting Bare Bottom Spankings of course, on the Spanking Updates of the week!
To begin today and celebrate Labor Day, what could be better suited than a workplace Spanking! Meetings in corporate America are of course the bane of any cubical dweller. There is always that person who insists on having a meeting to prepare for another meeting. Personally I ignore most requests, much to the bane of my superiors. Then of course you have the people who show up late which apparently Madison Martin does in this next update on My Spanking Roommate. Now I would hazard a guess that there is nary a person who hasn’t fantasized about putting one of these tardy females right across the conference desk and paddling them among the incredibly inane PowerPoint presentation Marketing is giving about absolutely nothing. Such implementation of a Spanking policy would certainly cut down on many useless meetings and the look on HR’s face would be priceless. Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
Well Dear Reader while many of us will be cooking out or going to the beach on the last days of summer. Nikki Rouge and Sophie Nova will of course be tending to their tender tushies given to them from the wonderful pants down OTK Spanking by Dallas on Dallas Spanks Hard.
Otk Spanking is not widely practiced in Women’s Prisons and I want to know why the hell not! After all one can cause just as much discomfort to a girls bottom over the knee with a well made implement as one can do in any other position. Plus the implication of course is that you have broken the law and should be treated as a child. This of course is not lost on Zoe Harrison who sadly is the prison guard at the female Prison at Bars and Stripes which holds her wayward real life sister Natasha Byrne. I hope these girls didn’t share a room growing up, If so we know why she went to prison! To unsuccessfully get away from her sister.
Labor Day is of course also the unofficial end of Summer here in the states. Which of course is why we have our precocious Cheerleader Annabelle Lee getting Spanked in a teeny weenie Bikini! one of Your Humble Narrator’s personal favorites. While such a tiny girl would look scrumptious kicking and screaming getting Spanked over the knee, Bent over gives Earl Grey considerably more leverage to smack her beautiful bubble butt. From Firm Hand Spanking
Spanking Server has a odd announcement on their site, which I really don’t understand. First starting October 1st they will be going from 7 updates a week to 10. This is of course good. They will continue with the free movie every other month. This is also good. They will discontinue the free package of their previous material which is bad, but reasonable. They will also be opening up a brand new site with all new material, which is of course good. Now here is the odd thing. They say that some of the material on Spanking Server might be familiar to long term subscribers (like Yours Truly). Does that mean they are only going to post new material on the new site and use Spanking Server for archives Spankings? This of course is bad, and quite honestly rather silly from a business standpoint. Mind you Dear Reader before you panic, there is probably something lost in the translation as Mr Schoober’s first language is not of course English. I am going to look into this more Dear Reader and will get back to you with clarification when I figure it out. For now New updates are of course going up every day like this one with the lanky and very hot Holy Keynes.
In these days of technological advances it is nice to see our Quintessential Girl next door Spanked with the lowly ruler. Nothing so innocuous has ever caused so much pain for girls bare bottoms. Yardsticks are of course considerably more fearsome but they have a tendency to break and confuse anyone outside of the US concerning its measure. From Sarah Gregory Spanking.
Now getting strapped over the Jeans is bad enough Dear Reader. But that rarely get the attention of a naughty girl. A Pants down strapping however does as Coach demonstrates this week on Cindy’s sore bum on Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
These two sisters seem to get in quite a bit of trouble. Its a wonder they can sit down at all. They must get Spanked at least twice a day! Of Course as Spanking Family matures and finds their niche in the Spanking Community their Spankings have gotten considerably harder over the months. Perhaps Dear Reader they might learn their lesson but of course don’t hold your breath.
Finally for this week we have the Lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro Spanking Site, Good Spanking Classics with Eve Ellis and Darby Daniels doing their best to redden each others bottom over a simple household argument. I wish more roommates had these kind of arguments!
A rather unflattering article appeared yesterday in Vanity Fair, about Your Humble Narrator’s favorite tea party whipping girl, Caribou Barbie (aka Sarah Palin). Guess what Dear Reader? If only half of what was written it seems that she really indeed is in the need of a Spanking! Now don’t get me wrong Dear Reader, She is actually much less of an idiot than I ever suspected. After all she made 13 million dollars this year after never making above 300K/year. But it seems between writing soft pornographic blurbs about her husband and misnaming her gaggle of children, she has quite the temper that could only come from a spoiled brat that has never been Spanked. It seems Todd indeed is not up for the Job.
I think of course we should rectify this. Perhaps send Todd to be re-educated. After all this is indeed what the tea party thinks we commie godless liberals want to do. But to be re-educated not in political dogma. But to teach him how to Spank. She of course can continue her career of both producing and speaking to retards happy to give her their money and he of course will get some peace and quite at home. A win win situation, Besides if the story is true, the guy has got to be itching to put her over his knee.
But enough with my ranting Dear Reader. Let us continue on with The Spanking Updates of the Week.
Now as we all know the incredibly cute Kami Robertson has been shooting with Spanked in Uniform as of late. But any shoot with Kami is of course incomplete without her donning a schoolgirl outfit. This of course is because out of all the Spankee’s that appear on this page she is perhaps the most convincing of them all. This week she of course gets a Spanking for of all things, Drinking! I am not sure she is even legal in the US to drink! Now I cannot say I did not imbibe many the liquid lunch in school but then again my ass didn’t look so delectable in tight blue panties.
It seems that our good friend Chelsea Pfeiffer has a new girl visiting her at her spotless house. Whenever Chelsea does a shoot in her living room I am amazed how clean the damn thing is. I mean you could eat off that floor. Which means she either has a excellent maid or that years of being Spanked for sloppiness has made her excellent housekeeper. Perhaps she is trying to give some tips to Sandy Skarsguard who quite delightfully finds herself over Chelsea’s able knee getting what is a wonderful Bare Bottom Spanking. From Good Spanking
Paul from Northern Spanking emailed me the other day. It seems that they a debuting a brand new Spanking Movie at Shadowlane today. Perhaps at the very time you are reading this post! Entitled Hot Fuzz it stars my lovely muse Leia Ann Woods and the pint sized Amy Hunter among others. For what you can see below is some wonderful Spanking. From Northern Spanking
Our Portly Punisher is indeed busy this week, giving 18 year old Karen a good hard Slippering. Now being rather experienced in the business he knows that Spanking is not without its dangers. He almost gets kicked in the head while Spanking the young teen over his knee! Of course a boot to the head could ruin a lesser man’s day. But not our friend. Instead he switches to the slipper which is considerably more painful than Karen imagines since she is soon Spanked to Tears. From Sound Punishment
After searching the internet, I have finally read what seems to be two plausible reasons why Wet Spankings hurt more than dry. The first is that when the skin is wet, tiny pores open up in which tiny droplets of water get forced into them from the compression of the Spanking and aggravating the underlying nerves. The second is that the compression wave from the Spanking forces the water down upon the bare bottom leaving it no place to go. Fascinating! This of course is all academic for our young Bailey here since she is indeed getting one and regardless of the physics behind it she indeed knows that such Spankings hurt considerably more. From Spanking Bailey
On Spanking Experience this week we have two naughty young lasses feeling the sting of the paddle much to their chagrin. In the Dreaded Diaper Position no less!
I am of course a huge proponent of Spanking Schoolgirls over the knee. But that is not to say I do not appreciate a bit of variety every once and a while. I am of course not sure the girls do, but then again they are the ones that have been naughty. So they deserve every whack upon their stinging Bare Bottoms with the strap. From Spanking Mags
But sure we talk about Spanking Schoolgirls all the time. But what of their teachers! Since their unions protect them from ever getting fired and of course get incensed when anyone makes even the slightest suggestion they should be measured in their jobs. Why the hell not Spank them. They apparently do in Japan. Hell I would be clamoring for a position as an educator of the educators. From Cutie Spankee
Well the Shadowlane Party is this weekend Dear Reader and sadly once again I will not be attending. One day perhaps, but not this one. So I offer good luck to all that will be in attendance this weekend and hope that depending on your role your bottoms or hands will be quite sore. But while there will be a considerable amount of Spanking going on in Sin City this weekend that we might miss. (if you are attending what the hell are you doing on the internet, go Spank someone!). Your Humble Narrator will indeed be with you as we glumly think about what we are missing. But be heartened Dear Reader for there will be plenty of Spanking on the Spanking Updates of the week!
Let us begin today with Firm Hand Spanking and the incredible Annabelle Vanderwood. Now obviously Your humble narrator is not much of a looker. Well I might be if there was a troll dating site. But I digress. Despite my overwhelming urge to go live under a bridge I always wondered what it would be like to be one of the “beautiful People”. Well for Annabelle this of course is more of a minus since the first thing anyone wants to do when they see her perfect ass is to Spank it! Who knew it would be so painful to be beautiful.
Well its that time of year again. That time of course when the hardest working women in Spanking releases her bare bottomed epic. Yes indeed Dear Reader I am talking about Clare Fonda and her 5th installment of her yearly Spanking extravaganza Exclusive Education. This year we have 9 of the naughtiest girls available getting their Schoolgirl Spankings. But there is indeed too much for just one post Dear Reader. So this week we shall start off with our quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory and Marie L (A professional submissive) kicking off this cornucopia of Spanking on Girl Spanks Girl or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
I am a sucker for a girl with dark hair and piercing blue eyes thus it should come as no surprise that I am delighted that The Spanking Star Maker’s, David Pierson’s New ward, Ashley is back. This time getting her sylphlike bottomed Spanked the the able and hard handed Veronica. A Spanking so hard that her bottom becomes the shade of her pretty pink panties on Punished Brats
English Spankers has a New Girl on this week by the name of Helen. A cute fair skinned and freckled girl with short red hair. I quite like her! Finding her self getting an OTK Spanking for the first time she is quite blasé about it. But of course you can’t spank these Girls too hard the first time. Though I must admit it seems that the Spanking is hard enough. Perhaps she just has a tough bottom.
On Real Life Spanking this week Julie gets a multipart Spanking from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian that I think she will be remembering for quite some time. Of course all the more delightful that she gets her Spanking in a cute little schoolgirl uniform. Unfortunately for her such a short skirt cannot hide much padding when she has to go to school and sit in a hard wooden chair with her stinging bottom.
Well I am quite a fan of Spanking a girl with a Wooden Spoon. But a wooden fork? Well Spanking Casting gets accolades for trying something completely different. Though I am not completely convinced this was ineffective on their new girl Viola. Never having gotten a Spanking before such an implement does indeed produce a sting. But there are harder implements of course waiting for her in the future.
It seems Riley is in trouble again at Real Spanking Institute with this spectacular naked smacking our unfortunate girl is getting. Bent over the desk getting her hot bare bottom paddled I am sure she is quite sorry for whatever transgression she had done. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
And Finally for today, We all know that trophy wives are hard on the offspring. Particularly when they are younger than them. But why not turn a negative into a positive. Give them a Good Spanking! My only real question however is where is the husband and father to Spank them both! From Handspanking
The one thing I love about our little hobby is the fact that we can put the word Spanking in front of any structure or piece of furniture and it suddenly sounds rather serious or scary. “The Spanking Room” or the “Spanking Bench” . Hell even The Spanking Porta-potty sounds quite austere. This of course brings me to our next title The Spanking House from the famous Moonglow.
Our tale tells of a “Spanking House” in which women for a generous fee get Spanked. We indeed need some of these in the states! It seems that a rather well off American enjoyed a Spanking party that the lovely Allison was in attendance. So much so he wishes to set up a private session with the hot girl. Upon arrival, Jonathan as he is known is greeted by the “Madame” of the house who makes a quick introduction to the late Allison dolled up in a wonderfully cute schoolgirl outfit. Since time is money their scene starts right away.
Putting her over his knee he wastes no time pulling up her skirt and Spanking her on her Lilly white panties. Each swat harder than the next as he soon removes her undergarments to Spank her bare behind. The strokes are slow and willful giving her a hard satisfying Hand Spanking making her bottom glow a hot angry red. While it appeared he was doing a good job getting though to this willful girl, He does decide to use a small Paddle which he seems to be quite adept at using on her poor bottom. As our girl struggles against this new found weapon she manages to end up with her hand pinned behind her back in order offer unfettered access to her bottom. But even that was not enough Dear Reader, for soon he has her over the chair giving her a quite hard Spanking with Your Humble Narrator’s namesake! But even a Spanking Professional has her limits Dear Reader and his application of the riding crop was just too much as she jumps up telling him to “get stuffed” and storms out of the room.
But a paid hour is a paid hour Dear Reader, and what good is a Spanking House if the girls can’t getting Spanked hard. What indeed is a model to do if she is being Spanked too hard! Well in this house the customer is always right, thus the Madame must indeed provide another bottom for our hapless customer to Spank. Namely hers and she finds that a pissed off customer can indeed Spank quite hard. So over the knee she goes for yet another OTK Spanking. She is of course none too pleased with this as she protests “I don’t do this kind of thing anymore”. What she doesn’t understand is no female is beyond a good Spanking when the need arises. In quick succession he Spanks her over her tight black skirt, her panties and of course her bare bottom. Now, the Spanking is quite hard Dear Reader but not so hard to be considered brutal which indeed makes one question the dedication of the Madame and her girls to their craft but this time the Madame is getting a lesson.
With her knickers removed she is placed back over the knee, quite perturbed at what is happening only to feel the hard smack of the paddle against her bare flesh. Kicking and squirming this girl has indeed been out of practice.
But man cannot live by OTK alone, thus he puts her up against the wall for a more than playful strapping. Her Bottom Red and stinging she is quite distressed when he informs her that he specifically came here to cane a schoolgirl, and since our schoolgirl has bolted she will be substituting for 24 strokes.
Now one would think that is that. I certainly wouldn’t frequent such a place again. But Jonathan is a persistent Spanker, still miffed about Allison’s quite departure. So the following week after I am sure she got a huge talking too (or something more painful) from the Madame. Jonathan schedules another appointment with her and arrives well prepared, with a cache of weapons to use on Allison’s soon to be painful butt.
Starting once again over his knee, Spanking young Allison in her white tights it is obviously she is none to pleased to face another Painful Spanking from this churlish American (aren’t we all), even offering him sex to avoid such a punishment. While lesser men might take her up on it, (she is rather attractive) Jonathan resists and of course lowers her tights for a Bare Bottom Spanking with a studded leather strap!
Perhaps he took pity on her, But it seems this Spanking is not as hard as her first. At least until he comes to the riding crop that last time made our beauty bolt. This time is of course different since she of course does not have the option. For a finale he uses his various weapons of ass destruction on her. Including a fearsome looking carpet beater, a tawse, a crop and a paddle just to name a few. All while tied to the bed to avoid the scene from the previous week. Indeed this is a lesson she will remember, particularly since he leaves her tied to the bed for her Madame to find which will probably result in yet another Spanking.
So The Final Question Dear Reader is did I enjoy it. I would say Yes. Allison is quite cute. The Spankings are hard and quite realistic. I would have liked a few more camera angles on her second Spanking but that is a mere quibble. I thought indeed the OTK Spankings were excellent. All in all I think if you enjoyed my review, then you too Dear Reader would enjoy such a film.
Stop trashing the state of New Jersey with comments like from the "Horrid Bowels Of New Jersey" and other smart ass things that you have said over the last few years about my state. Seriously you have a good site here but who needs your smart ass pompous remarks trashing where the people live that read your site. Without us ordering things from your site and even just looking at your site you are nothing but a big fat zero and I really think that you should reconsider some of the things that you write and understand how it looks to the people that read your site. I would love to hear a reply on my comment BrushStrokes and maybe it’s you who just might need a little special attention along the lines of your site to be photographed and published on your next update!
Yes indeed Dear Reader, It seems that I have offended this reader with my ridicule of her home state, and indeed struck a nerve. But she of course takes me too seriously, in fact taking Your Humble Narrator’s silly prose for anything but silliness is indeed a Spanking offence. Yes it is indeed true that my distain for the Garbage state is stated in these pages many of time. But over the years I have also mocked Republicans, Democrats, the Midwest, California, Southern States, Blue People, Clare Fonda’s Couch, Dallas’s Doll collection, David Pierson’s television (and his tie), Myself, Women’s driving, All major religions, Scranton Pennsylvania, The UK, Scotland, Ireland, FM Radio, Italians, All branches of the US military, Head Master Tom’s Accent, Capitalism, and of course New Jersey. I would argue that I am a equal opportunity hector! Would it indeed be fair to leave New Jersey out of these countless worthy targets to jeer? I think not! So while I hope my Dear Reader will indeed continue to read The Spanking Spot between searching for her exit on the Turnpike, I cannot however promise that such derogatory remarks of her beloved state or just about any matter which might offend the peevish will be left off these pages in the future.
Not hard enough, Not soon Enough, and definitely not often enough
Spanking, Dear Reader is noisy business. The echo of the smack around the room as hand meets flesh not to mention the cries of the young lady getting the Spanking! While the sweet sounds are one of the properties that draw us to obsess over the bottoms of Spanked Girls. Not all of us have the living arrangements where one can afford to make such a racket. Take for example an apartment dweller or children sleeping soundly in the next room. One of course would not want to disturb them lest having to explain your actions to a nice police officer called by your well meaning neighbor or stammering when little jimmy is wondering why mommy is over daddy’s knee with her panties down. Yes Dear Reader Spanking is rote with danger
Thus I Brushstrokes are working on a breakthrough technology to dampen such bothersome sounds. But the road to invention is long. First, I covered a bare bottom with a soft towel and while it succeeded in lowering the decibel level considerably however the laughing girl across my lap told me the Spanking was indeed not effective. So back indeed to my thinking cap. And while I think about it, Let us indeed finish up the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Simone has got to be one of the most unique looking Spankee’s I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on. I am actually actively wondering what she would look like with longer hair. But then again that would ruin the charm about this girl wouldn’t it and it probably wouldn’t get her Spanked any less. From Girls Boarding School
Dallas loves his pool. Then again I would too if it were filled with girls who would indeed get a spanking before too long. Needless to say if they thought they would get Spanked I would hazard a guess that they would avoid such a water hazard since as we all know Spankings hurt quite a bit more with a wet Tushy rather than dry. A fact that seems to be lost on our lovely Crash. From Dallas Spanks Hard
Wait! This is quite hard to tell from the screenshots, but I think this is Sinn Sage getting a very Hard Spanking from the hard handed Ms Law. Now Sinn was never known to have her lovely bottom Spanked all that hard. Something tells me that after this she will stick to the playful Spankings again. From Bad Tushy
I really need to change careers Dear Reader. If a prison guard’s life is anything depicted at Bars and Stripes they can pay me minimum wage and I will indeed be happy. Where else would I get the opportunity to Spank both my muse Leia Ann Woods and Sasha Harvey.
Well Brandi almost got though a whole day without getting Spanked at School. She was even in her Cheerleading Uniform ready to go out and practice. Unfortunately for her, the teacher decided to teach her a lesson about keeping her cell phone on in class earlier in the day. Thankfully for Brandi Most Cheerleading is done standing up. from Spanking Teen Brandi or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
Apparently Candy Blonde’s t-shirt is quite descriptive of her. But then again sweet girls also need Spankings from time to time. Perhaps not as hard as the Strapping that Peter Schoober gives her. From Spanking Server
I indeed cannot believe I forgot Sarah Gregory Spanking last week. Perhaps I am indeed in need of a Spanking (good luck with that!) But your forgetful nature of your Humble narrator should not reflect negatively on our quintessential girl next door. She has her own set of problems namely the various implements she is getting her bare bottom Spanked with.
Finally for this week, Sinn Sage takes Sarah Gregory out to the woodshed with a surprisingly hard Spanking this week on Spank Sinn. Now while I prefer Sinn being the one getting Spanked. Preferably some day by a male. She does a damn good job on a girl who is no stranger to getting her beautiful bottom Punished.
