The Spanking Spot

 Name: Brianna Broitzman (left)
             Ashton Larson (Right)

Age:  19 and 18 respectively

Occupation: Nursing Home Care Givers, Elderly fetishists

Hometown: Alberta Lee, MN

It is said Dear Reader that a society is judged not what it accomplishes but how it treats its defenseless members.  While this could pertain to children it usually references the infirm in a society that has little or no present or potential contributions to offer it.  For the most part at least in this country we treat this group reasonably well probably with the realization that one day we could very well become one of them.

Thus I always questioned the hippies mantra in the 60’s “never trust anyone over 30”  Did they not realize that short of death it was a certainty they would reach that milestone?  Somewhat self defeating I would say Dear Reader.  

But the silliness of the smelly hippies of yesteryear aside,  the one thing that has always gotten my goat was elderly abuse.  Now Dear Reader I am not talking about the old coot who lives next door and throws a conniption every time someone sets foot on his lawn.  Nor am I talking about the 90 year old women who was driving in front of you this morning going 45 miles an hour in the left lane.   No Dear Reader I am not even talking about the codger that takes out a Christmas parade or the occasional farmers market. 

While somewhat dangerous these people more or less have their senses about them.  But our next two guests on Women Who Desperately Need A Spanking abused the most defenseless of our society.  .

Meet Brianna Broitzman and Ashton Larson,  Unlike many teens nowadays they decided to get a part time job as caregivers in Good Samaritan Society nursing home.  This would be quite admirable if care was actually given to the residence most suffering from Alzheimer and general feeblemindedness caused by old age.  Unfortunately these girls with others (they are underage so the authorities will not release their names thought it might be funny to treat these people like playthings in a perverts dream. 

The complaint against them spells out such ladylike behavior like spitting water on residents and  poking them in the breasts.  Both bitchy brats  boldly bragged at school about spanking the residents from time to time.  A behavior we shall return today. 

It also seems that these girls had in interest in seeing if the pluming of the  older gentlemen of the home was still functional.  It was reported that Brianna had a penchant for rubbing them quite vigorously to make them “hard”. 

Other behavior has been corroborated such as spitting in the mouth of one woman,  hitting them in the genital area’s and covering their mouths so they could not scream because they thought it would be “funny” and finally inserting her finger in their rear. 

I have thought I have seen just about every depraved selfish behavior in the world Dear Reader but I would have to say this is probably one of the worst.  Abusing loved one’s grandparents is bad,  but sexually assaulting them?  That’s about as sick as one can get. 

Offences: Assault, Sexual Assault,  Elderly abuse, being just about the sickest fucks I have ever had the displeasure to hear about
Suggested Implement: Large Wooden Paddle
Suggested Spanker: Ted Turner  (he needs to be in a home by now anyway)

Suggested Position:  Bent over the Bingo Table right before dinner  (4:30 pm)
Suggested Punishment: 21 Strokes each week for a year
Corrective Behavior: Clean Adult Diapers,  continue to arouse male residents,  finish job on male residents.

Brushstrokes

Have you ever, Dear Reader been irked at something or someone and years later you are still rather irked but you have forgotten what irked you in the first place?  That’s kind of how Your Humble Narrator feels about Real Spankings.  I know I was annoyed early on in my career with Real Spankings.  But my annoyance has outlasted my Memory Dear Reader.  I do know in the past I have criticized them for issuing “Updates” from work filmed many months or even years ago.  But Dear Reader I have to admit there are many sites taking advantage of their spanking library. So the more I leave them out of The Spanking Spot the more and more I suspect I am becoming a hypocrite. 

In addition Dear Reader, The Spanking Spot has become kind of a default Spanking Update Hub.  One cannot claim to be comprehensive while one leaves out one of the biggest spanking sites on the internet.  So Dear Reader me thinks its time to bury the hatchet and set aside whatever bugged Your Humble Narrator so many years ago. It simply could not be that important if Yours Truly cannot recall the details.   Today Dear Reader,  We initiate coverage on the Real Spanking suite of sites.  Tonight Dear Reader enjoy the review of their flagship spanking site Real Spankings.

Site Cost and Offerings

If you have been into the spanking thing for any length of time Dear Reader.  I do not have to tell you that Real Spankings has been around pretty much since someone thought to put spanking on this new fangled thing called the internet.  These guys have been around for ever.  If Your Humble Narrator’s memory serves him right I think Real Spanking clips were one of the first movies traded on the Usenet back in the early days of internet smut where one would spend hours downloading a 2 minute file in 1352 rar parts only to find out that spanking.1267.rar was indeed corrupt and all of your hours of effort was for naught.  Ah those were the days. 

Now as you read these reviews you will find a common theme that irritates Yours Truly.  Since they had a tremendous amount of material filmed they are still releasing new scenes from people who have long retired.  Coach and Ms Burns as you might recall retired more then a year and a half ago.  I have no idea if Jessica, Brandi or Bailey are still receiving their bottom beatings.  (for now I will assume not until someone educates me otherwise).  This is unfortunate Dear Reader for one can never know if a new spankee is poised to take the scene by storm or simply some poor girl who tried it once and decided that spanking is not for her.  Now I have “heard” though the grapevine that Real Spankings has or will begin filming again shortly but that is simply a rumor.  I do however hope that this is true because they really have some excellent material to build on. 

As you might have guessed Real Spankings is primarily a movie site.  Before I go any further, let me tell you Dear Reader that this site is HUGE.  I am not even going to attempt to figure out how many movies there are.  I would hazard a guess that Real Spankings is one of the biggest stand alone spanking site on the internet.  Just to give you an idea their material dates back 7 Years with probably at least 300 spanking clips of varying lengths and quality.  Regardless of whatever ridiculous number of movies they host one can be certain that Real Spankings ranks in the top 3 of Spanking to price ratio.  My guess it will cost a new subscriber pennies per spanking hour value.  And considering most of us are dead broke Real Spanking is one if not the most cost effective option to get our spanking fix. 

Your Humble Narrator also tips the hat to whomever the webmaster is.  This is one of the most organized spanking sites I have seen.  Due to its size I have to say its a welcome feature.  One can look up by spankee, spanker, position, date, implement, series or any combination of those.  In addition there is a handy model page that gives you in one click all the spankings of whatever model you find the most appealing. 

They also appear to be going back deep into their archive to remaster some of their fan’s favorite scenes up to today’s quality.  Personally I think more sites should do this.  First because there are some spanking classics out there that we would all like to see in today’s quality.  Second, in the competitive environment of the internet one must make use of all its assets.  And remastering classic spanking scenes is simply a value add for your customers.  In my opinion an excellent business decision. The more profitable spanking sites that are out there,  the happier we will all be Dear Reader. 

The Girls
Thankfully Dear Reader this is one area that one really doesn’t have to worry about.  Real Spanking probably has more girls who got their bottom beaten over the years then any other site on the internet.  From their model index page I counted 108 different girls who have gotten a spanking from these guys.  Actually after spanking 100 girls there should be an award or something, that’s really impressive,  Who can forget Dear Reader that Real Spankings has also given birth to girls like Jessica, Brandy and Bailey! While I doubt Brandi and Jess are still in the business they were two of your humble narrator’s spankee’s (Brandi yum yum!).  The tomboy Jen who received one of the most brutal bottom beatings by the coach I have ever seen him dish out.  And I think even our lovely Kailee got her start here.  They even have the now disgraced Kate Spades who deservingly gets a spanking. This indeed is an impressive track record.  Let us hope when the new film starts rolling we are treated to their previous success in finding spanking superstars.  But for now Dear Reader here are just a few of the girls you can look forward to getting a good hard spanking.

Scenes, Outfits, Film Quality And Of Course The Spankings
During its heyday Real Spankings Film Quality was second to none.  Unfortunately they have not kept up their leadership position.  This is not to say Dear Reader that the quality is poor!  In fact it is quite respectable.  There are a couple of negatives however.  First they run in Real Media which I know alot of people dislike (including myself).  If I were to give my advice to Real Spanking I would at least suggest that they follow suit with other spanking sites and start moving to WMV. Real Media quite honestly is a pain.  And if you want to watch your moves on your really large television that you bough this Christmas your out of luck unless you hook your computer up to it like a monitor.  (pain in the ass).  The most recent clips are running at 700 kbs which is respectable but oddly only at 480×360 which quite honestly is sub par.  Its time to at least upgrade the video size. 

Scenes and Outfits are your basic spanking fare.  Lots of street clothes and cheerleader uniforms.  A couple of schoolgirl scenes but not a major theme of Real Spankings.  For those of us who like girls in good old fashion denim jeans getting a spanking I think You would be very pleased with Real Spanking.  Lots of girls get it over the jeans particularly with hard swats of the paddle.  Spanking over Denim is another one of my fast growing favorites. 

Ah but the most important thing is of course the spankings these girls get.  This Dear Reader you will not be disappointed.  First I would hazard a guess that at least until Dallas went independent (actually he might have gone independent prior to Real Spanking, not sure).  These guys had the title of the hardest spanking of the time.  Most of the spankings (particularly M/f) are not for the light of heart. The Coach when he was still in the scene could spank a girls bottom with the best of them.   So if you enjoy Real Spankings is also one of the true kings of the school paddle featuring series that focus on the use of large hard and fast moving pieces of wood. 

Real Spanking also makes not bias toward their spankers.  I would have to say its about a 50/50 split between male and female spankers.  Of course Your Humble Narrator tends to enjoy M/f but the F/f adds a nice touch.  Here is a couple to wet your appetite.

Who will NOT like this site
Hard to tell,  Perhaps if you want ultra high quality filming.  Otherwise I think Your Humble Narrator would be hard pressed to find a spanko who would not like Real Spankings

Who will LOVE this site
Just about any spanko.  Another Top site for the beginner just starting his or her spanking collection since the bang for your buck is difficult to match.

You can find it here at Real Spankings or they also have a 8 site special (All of which I will be reviewing). 

Brushstrokes

I know Dear Reader that I am a day behind with The Spankings of the Week.  But fear not Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator has not abandoned thee.  No, as you can imagine I have spent the last two days visiting loved ones and stuffing my face with dead fowl flesh much to the delight of my taste buds and to the dismay of the unfortunate tasty bird and PETA.  I thank all you who wrote to express your approval for Arlo.  But I am now back,  so I figure I would take time this Saturday to complete (although a bit abridged) Spanking Updates of the week!.

There have probably have been only a handful of women in this day and age that have experienced a ass beating while restrained in the stocks.  I honestly would have to think this is the most humiliating and frustrating of punishments.  Unlike the traditional spankings where the spankee is restrained by the spanker.  One in the stocks can only look forward and can only listen for the quiet swoosh of the whatever implement that is in use before they feel the stinging pain when contact is made.  Couple this with the traditional application of getting this treatment in the town square (although clothed historically) I can imagine the frustration and humiliation that such a treatment could cause.  Thankfully our Dear Friend Karl is a master at stock designs.  If our penal system ever decides to apply sane principles and uses this form of punishment for minor offences rather then costing the taxpayer 100’s of thousands to incarcerate a pot smoker.  Karl would have a very lucrative career constructing such things all around the country.  From Spanking Server
 

I have a confession to make Dear Reader.  I absolutely love stereotypes.  I know that is a horrible thing to say but they are just so much damn fun.  Of course we know that all southerners don’t engage in marital relations with relatives.  Of course all Republicans are not rabid Jesus freaks.  And of course we know Tom does not sound like a bizarre version of prison guards of Hogan’s Hero’s.  But dammit it would be so much fun if these were true!  This next scene on Bad Tushy illustrates the great stereotype of the Guido.  They can be observed on the Jersey coastline in the summer wearing wife beaters and shouting obscenities for no particular reason.  Now there is no evidence Dear Reader that they are more or less inclined to spanking then the rest of us.  But if they were this is what one of them spanking their girlfriend for smoking would look like. 

I am going to rename this blog to The Amelia Jane Rutherford Spot and Other assorted spankings.  Does this girl ever take a break?  Yes she is incredibly hot,  Yes we would all give a body part in order to spank her perfect bottom.  YES She is getting a spanking in Your Humble Narrator’s favorite position (OTK with her legs pinned between the spankers, arm pinned behind the back).  But does every other post have to be of the lovely Ms Rutherford?  Well I guess we will be seeing her alot on Firmhand Spanking because they are starting another series entitled Diva Bodyguard starring our ubiquitous Amelia. 

I love the play on words from Northern Spanking.  This is entitled 28 strokes Later!  I can assure you that even if Wynter Sky turned into a gibbering flesh eating zombie by the sickness I still would happily spank her.  She looks fantastic in this new shoot by northern spanking featuring her Rear and numerous implements. 
 

Lets move on to a little Female spanking female action.  The latest full movie from Fetish Flixx entitled Timing and Discipline gives us a view into a mother spanking her two daughters for whatever reason.  Shiny red bottoms abound as the girls nurse their bruised bottoms ensuring whatever their infraction they will not be committing it again anytime soon. This is also available in the 14 spanking site special

Yours Truly must have learned something as a child that many spankee’s seem to be unaware of.  In this case the girls at the Female Reformatory at Bars and Stripes.  You can feign sickness with skill and convincing behavior but once someone decides to stick a thermometer up your rear,  your pretty much done for.  Besides as unpleasant as the thermometer placement is the spanking that will inevitably follow is will be even more unpleasant. 

Finally we have an update from Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Retro Site. Good Spanking Classics.  Here we have a spanking fight break out among girls with the high hair and shoulder pads that marked the great decade of the 80’s

I know our updates are a bit light this week.  But it is a holiday weekend for us in the US.  I am sure we will be back to normal next week.

Brushstrokes

It is indeed Thanksgiving Dear Reader! A most American of Holidays where we slaughter turkeys by the millions for their tastiness and celebrate the fact native Americans gave some settlers some food before we well…. slaughtered them by the millions! 

But Thanksgiving for Your Humble Narrator is indeed not the prize.  It is the day after that I look forward to and the inevitable videos of the dozens of desperate housewives being trampled in Wal-Mart in a hopeless attempt to get whatever piece of crap they have on sale for 3 dollars less than they normally have.  Yes Dear Reader the Holidays are upon us.

As much as I sarcastically attack this American institution this perhaps the most positive of all holidays.  Here we celebrate no wars, no victories, not even ourselves.  This is a holiday to simply give thanks and spend time with family and friends. 

In light of this Your Humble Narrator wishes to share one of my favorite traditions with you Dear Reader.  While not officially Alice’s Restaurant is in practice THE Thanksgiving song.  So Dear Reader I give you part one and part two of Arlo Guthrie’s doomed trip to the dump on Thanksgiving for you to enjoy while you peruse this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week! 

We’ll begin as we usually do with a great spanking of a Chinese girl from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian.  Since she is a waitress at a Chinese restaurant and the holidays are upon us it makes me think of the classic holiday movie “A Christmas Story” where they go to the Chinese restaurant after the neighbors dogs ate their turkey.  Lin apparently didn’t want to wear her quite cute uniform.  Too bad for her that not only will she wear that uniform but her bottom will be stinging underneath it.  From Real Life Spanking
 

Charlie Skye learns the hard way that bringing a sick note signed “Epstein’s Mom” does not get one out of class.  From Punished Brats

Ashley Edmonds and Sarah Gregory have a particular interest in “mom” spankings.  Our Dear Clare Fonda of course is all too happy to indulge their fantasy of two college girls getting a spanking from mom for making too much noise. From Spanked Sweeties

Its all well and good.  But Thanksgiving is about Men Spanking Women!  After all who ruins the bird year after year!  Now somehow I don’t think Amelia Jane Rutherford is that much of a cook, but that can be forgiven since Dallas has her over his knee once again for another incredibly hard spanking in her cheerleading outfit.  At first Dear Reader I wasn’t sure, but now I have to say without a doubt this is the single hardest spanking I have ever seen Amelia recieve.  Hard enough Dear Reader that the wooden paddle brings her to her knees.  Yes Dallas Spanks Hard

I’m not sure abut the UK but in the US we take our religion seriously!  Despite all the evidence to the contrary a good portion of us insist that the world is only 6000 years old, sex is very very dirty and homosexuals can be “cured”.  But the one thing that fanatical religion does give us is the support for good old fashion spanking to keep girls in line.  Our girl Stanton (at least that’s what I call her) seems to have a mental block when it comes to memorizing the good book.  As we all know girls tend to remember better when their bottom is stinging.  From Spanking Digital (or Spankpass or via the 14 site special)

On my Review of Dirty Spank I mentioned that the spanking is typically light.  That’s still true Dear Reader but they are definitely getting harder. Dirty Spank however more then makes up for it with their update schedule.  These guys are putting out a full video per day.  15 minutes long!  I am skeptical that these guys can keep this update rate at this breakneck speed. But right now if you want fresh material nearly every day.  Then this is the site for you.

Chelsea Pfeiffer takes out the mainstay of spanking instruments,  the dreaded hairbrush to use on the quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory.  In fact she bruises up her bottom quite a bit with my namesake.  Plus our Dear Chelsea is in the holiday mood.  She actually looks like she can cook a turkey!  From Good Spanking

Lena and Sound Punishments show us a girl is never too old for a good pajama spanking and the application of a slipper on the bare ass. 

What’s a Thanksgiving without a good schoolgirl caning?  Well,  I’m not exactly sure Dear Reader but happily we don’t have to find out.  From Spanked At Home
 

And Finally for this Thanksgiving we have a spanking from the land of the Rising Sun.  Now I am not entirely sure what is going on here but I kind of like it!  I love the outfit the spanker is wearing and the OTK in the jeans is hot.  Maybe if I take a trip over to Japan they will let me guest spank these girls.  From Handspanking.com

Brushstrokes

ok we have yet another spanking scandal in the UK.  I’m actually not all that sure what the UK press and vice squads are so concerned about.  From the studies run after the whole Mosley affair it appears at least 50% of you Brits out there have either spanked,  gotten spanked or thought about spanking.  Asking a Brit if they are into spanking is like asking a male if he masturbates.   So Your Humble Narrator wonders Dear Reader why the press and vice insist on calling these women “prostitutes”.  Now Dear Reader unlike the Mosley scandal “authorities” are claiming that sex was involved but judging from the accuracy from the UK press recently this remains to be seen.  Meanwhile I share with you this story of a Scottish Sheriff caught in a spanking sauna. 

I’m not sure how I missed this Dear Reader, but one of the most famous and obviously gay (yet has never confirmed or denied it) is into spanking!  Kevin Spacey who is indeed one of the great actors of our time apparently spoke out about the fact that a little more then half of California’s 38 million have nothing better to do then insist that an outdated institution that fails 50% of the time not be extended to a bunch of people with questionable fashion taste and a penchant for saying “FABULIOUS” quite often, who just might love one another (how horrible!).  In any case as I was reading an article (also by the UK press) on how he was caught spanking a young male while he was on vacation.  Its really nice to have one of Yours Truly all time favorite actors as one of our ranks.

Lets go onto some blogs.  First we have Spanking.com.  Originally I thought there was a pay site in this space a while back.  I could however be mistaken.  In any case its been around since January. Now the reviews ARE from the guys who run SpankingVOD.  But I have read a bunch of them and they look relatively fair. But if for some reason you don’t trust one due to a conflict of interest, I have no such conflict drop me a line and I will be glad to run a review.

Now special thanks to My Bottom Smarts.  She compiled a list of the new blogs out there.  Not having the time or wanting to reinvent the wheel here I figured this week I would trust her eye on the new blogs to see if I liked anything.   First we have Burnt Toast, A very attractive young women who looks as if she is in love with a mountain man who spanks her.  Aside from having just a little touch of diarrhea of the keyboard she writes some good stuff.  and she is hot!, umm ……. and she like spanking!  What more do you want!

This Blog is not new,  but my fellow New Yorker Richard Windsor scored a interview with the lovely Emma Bishop (WHO COMPLETELY BLEW YOUR HUMBLE NARRATOR OFF *&%$%^*%$%).  Ah but I can think of no other whom to lose an interview too then my dear friend Richard.  Congratulations. 

Educating Pammie looks quite good.  Unlike Yours Truly it appears that she can actually write!  No spanking pictures here but a ton of stories.  Plus its obvious that she put a ton of effort into this site.  at the very least one has to respect that.

I got this off a site called Enjoy Spankings (thank you we do).  The site was ok,  but he had a link to probably one of the best sites I have ever seen.  Gentleman, do you want to get your lady into that catholic school outfit like you remembered her oh so many years ago?  Well this is the site for you THE AUTHENTIC UNIFORM SPECIALIST

Brushstrokes

PS I kid Emma and Richard, in case my silliness did not filter though