The Spanking Spot

I have to admire the Swedish Dear Reader.  Aside from inventing really tall,  really blonde, beautiful girls and spending half the year in the dark (somehow I think having a tall blonde beautiful women for 6 months of darkness might have something to do with it).  They have also managed to create a store Dear Reader which almost creates an adult amusement park atmosphere while one spends their money on crap that one inevitably has to put together wrong.  This store Dear Reader is called Ikea.  A boon to both college grads out on their own and Divorcees like myself.  For a few thousand dollars we can furnish our hovel with the illusion we are hip no matter what the condition of the shithole that we rented.  On top of which when one inevitably puts a unsittable chair together wrong so it collapses the first time it is sat upon,  the stuff is so cheap that you just go out and buy another one.  Brilliant. 

The one interesting thing about Ikea furniture is it quite spanking unfriendly.  Considering this comes from the land of tall beautiful blonds one would think they would make their couches or beds slightly higher off the ground.  A girl would have to be a midget to properly be spanked over the couch I just bought and if I were to spank my girlfriend OTK on my bed I suspect most of her face would be on the floor.  I believe Dear Reader this is some diabolical plan to deprive us of our hobby by our pale skin Swedes.  Personally I think it stems from the fact their rears turn red so quickly they are indeed jealous!  I mean what else could they be doing those long winter nights!

Ah but their plan will fail Dear Reader!  with the application of a few phone books to sit on I find that I will be quite comfortable tanning the behinds of young ladies.  Unless of course they are a midget. 

Ok Off to the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Now there is no secret I am totally head over heels in love with Leia Ann Woods.  Couple her with the lovely Pandora and throw two of the most hot schoolgirl outfits into the mix and in Your Humble Narrator’s opinion you have a winning spanking theme.  And this Dear Reader is exactly what English Spankers has accomplished!  Now as my eyes pop out of my head and the drool runs gently down the corner of my mouth please feast your eyes on this. 

Angel admits to Real Life Spanking that she cheated on her biology test 2 years ago.  Hell I cheated my brains out in Biology (and just about everything else) back in the day!  In fact I even cheated on my SAT’s!  Needless to say I am not a Biologist and apparently neither is Angel.  But it is indeed as good as reason as any to put this lovely sprite over one’s knee and teach her a lesson. 

Like Chelsea Pfeiffer I love my Cats.  Personally I think everyone should have a cat.  One of the main reasons I love my cats is that suddenly if I were smaller then it,  My cat would happily eat me.  There is nothing like having an equal in the house who knows no loyalty other then the fact that you are indeed too big to eat. You see Dear Readers,  Cats pick you,  not the other way around.  And if your worthy you will be sat and purred upon.  So I can thoroughly understand Chelsea’s displeasure when she left Berlin in charge of her beloved feline’s and she failed to clean their box and provide them with toys.  From Good Spanking
 

I love when women join a Gym and never go.  This has to be at least one of the top things that earn women a spanking from their Husbands (or boyfriends).  But its kind of circular in its nature.  You see.  We spank you because we want you to go the Gym.  lose weight,  look better, so we can enjoy spanking you more.  Its almost self defeating but a great idea.  From Spanking Digital (or via SpankPass)

Clare Fonda’s new girl Gia is up to the "spanked by the lucky ass camera man" part of her punishment.  From Spanked Sweeties
 

Yevonne is the worst kind of girl.  She is beautiful and she knows it.  She finds it amusing to stand up us common guys thus crushing our ego’s into little itty bits which are then carried away and devoured by fire ants.  But Dallas strikes a blow for us common folk devoid of Herculean bodies.  He and a friend trick this young beauty into applying for a job which then consists of extreme pain to her posterior.  From Dallas Spanks Hard.

I’m always a big fan of schoolgirls getting what they deserve.  The shorter the skirt Dear Readers,  should be the determination of how many whacks she gets with the school paddle.  Add a few more in there for her snotty attitude.  From Spanked Schoolgirls.
 

Lupus Spanking has finished up Close Encounters 02 (now where in the name of god is Devil’s Tower and why does Richard Dryfus get on a tin can with a bunch of midgets).

I’m not entirely sure why this girl in the next HandSpanking.com video is not a mainstream model.  She is absolutely beautiful.  Luckily for us the Fashion industry has overlooked this unbelievable girl.  I am definitely Smitten. 

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