The Spanking Spot

Well Dear Reader it is indeed Thursday once again which of course means its time for the Spanking Updates of the Week.   First of all I wish to wish all the Canuck readers up north a belated Canada day and hope they have defrosted by the long cold winter to celebrate their independence day.  Ironically I celebrated with them one year completely being unaware of their holiday and had a quite a good time.  Also as many of you know tomorrow is independence day here in the US which oddly we celebrate by attempting to cause grave injury to ourselves with large exploding things usually reserved for those countries with Oil we want. 

Your Humble Narrator actually have a pretty bad history with our beloved July 4th after getting sent to to the hospital a couple of times for getting blown up.  The first time Dear Reader was of course my fault.  You have no idea how dumb one can feel after being told "do not play with fireworks" over and over again.  only to ignore such advice and thus ending up in the hospital with the doctors and nurses looking at you like an complete idiot.  The subsequent times were indeed not my fault (I swear) for learning my lesson of idiocy the first time I usually tried to stay clear of such bursting devices

Ah but the 4th is an unlucky day for Yours Truly.  Our Bursting in Air Bombs must have a Brushstrokes homing device since they always seem to find me when they malfunction thus sending me once again to the hospital looking like a complete idiot.  Needless to say I try to spend this holiday indoors,  under my bed and wrapped in bubblewrap.  So what better way to celebrate our holiday while seeking the safety of a bomb shelter then to bring you The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets start out this week with our lovely Pixie Amber Wells giving her new spanker for Punished Brats a debut.  This Gentleman catches Pixie texting while driving (A really dumb idea people) and decides to teach her a little lesson.  Now last week was the simple over the skirt and panties spanking,  But this week we get down to business with a nice spanking with a bath brush (one of my favorites) on Pixie’s perfect pink bottom.  He does a good job,  with the emphases on short but hard strokes though I think he sells himself a little short with his technique (since the spanking is obviously quite hard and painful).  But otherwise a pretty good spanking debut. 

Driving without a license ladies is probably one of the most spankable offenses thus I would suggest that you do not engage in such behavior lest you get bent over your mans knee.  Now the beautiful blonde Angel and her friend Julie learned this the hard way after donning a pair of very sexy schoolgirl outfits.  But being from Amsterdam perhaps it is a forgivable offence since laws don’t make a whole lot of sense there.  The famous coffee houses of the beloved city where one can engage in a puff of an magical weed you see,  banned smoking tobacco this week.  Now look,  I know its bad for you,  Banning it in bars is while idiotic is one thing but in a Amsterdam coffee house?  Please.  But I digress,  Angel is as young and beautiful as ever and this is a really excellent spanking.  From Real Life Spanking

My favorite Smartass brat Chloe and her friend Sarah Gregory pay a visit to LA to see my dear friend Clare Fonda.  Instead of my lovely Clare dishing out the the spankings Chloe and Sarah decided to do the deed to each other with some amazing results.  Though I prefer to see them both being spanked rather then doing the spanking,  its a very good Post.  From Spanked Sweeties

Its not nice putting things in others food.  That being said I once laced a buddy of mine’s dinner with saltpeter at his Bachelor Party the night before the wedding.  But in fairness to Your Humble Narrator other then some rather unhappy nuptials on the wedding night it did no damage.  On the other hand when one is forced not to smoke the magical weed and rather bake it in banana bread and your friend grabs it for breakfast in the morning you could cost them her job.  Chelsea Pfeiffer managed to get though the day looking at rather pretty colors and eating 4 bags of Dorito’s but once she came to her senses and realized what had been done she immediately marched home and gave the beautiful Berlin the spanking she so desperately needs.  From Good Spanking

Sound Punishments has a very very pouty but attractive new girl.  She is one of those girls who could be 18 or 30 but either way she is incredibly spankable.  In Fact I would have to say this is probably The Spanking of the Week.  Lets just hope she comes back for yet another punishment.  Preferably by Your Humble narrator. 
 

The problem with detention nowadays is that the worst punishment is that the schoolgirl doesn’t get to play xbox or gossip with her friend via IM.  Should you add a spanking into the mix the naughty schoolgirl in question would probably be unable to sit down to chat with her friends in the first place.  Thus making it all that more embarrassing when they have to explain to their friends they got a quite painful bare bottom spanking at school the next day. All of course in High Definition.  From Spanked Schoolgirls.
 

Lupus Spanking has their girls in order,  Combined with a very hard mother daughter spanking and the fathers application of the cane on the bare ass one must wonder if moving to Eastern Europe is a really wonderful idea
   

My favorite firecrotch is back from her vacation.  Actually she has been updating all along but her emails to me have been ending up in my spam box for some reason.  This of course has been corrected.  So now we can return to feasting our eyes on her perfect ass getting paddled by both her boyfriend and her various friends.  From Spank Amber.
   

Our Senior Citizen spanker shows the young naughty brat what the the consequences are for spending his social security!  Honestly Dear Reader before I saw this gentleman, in the unlikely event I ever get to retire all I could aspire to is yelling at small children to get off my lawn and shouting "PANCAKES" at random intervals.  Now because of this man I have a whole new outlook on the possibilities of retirement.  I’ll even drive in the left lane 10 miles under the speed limit with my blinker on to get to the spanking shoot.  From Spanking Online (or via Spankpass)

This is umm,  an interesting dress this older lass is wearing to get a nice outdoor spanking from English Spankers.

Your Humble Narrator’s Favorite Southern Belle is back over her (probably) very tired husband’s knee.  Its tough coming home from work and wanting little more then to put on the television and make yourself a stiff drink only to be faced with then need to teach your wife a lesson with a good old fashion bare bottom OTK Spanking.  From Spanking Bare Butts

And Finally (for tonight) our Update from Handspanking.com with a bit of light bondage.  I’m not entirely sure what the whole scene is but the spanking is quite good.