The Spanking Spot

We have learned many new things this week Dear Reader.  First that our friends in "old Europe" believe that Barack Obama is indeed the second coming of Christ.  Now don’t get me wrong Dear Reader for I indeed like the man.  but a prophet or a God he is not.  (though McCain is old enough to be).  But perhaps I am wrong about the European’s.  Perhaps they are just overjoyed not to have a (hopefully) Commander and Chief that is deficient in the multiplication tables and enjoys such intellect stimulating activities such as clearing brush on his farm in Texas.

As much as I like the man Dear Reader,  Your Humble Narrator is a bit skeptical.  Its apparent from his headstrong wife that he is indeed not a spanker.  (or at least he is not effective).  But considering who wears the pants in the family I might suggest that he could be the one to be spanked.  Truly not a proper position a Commander and Chief should be in.  But then again Power tends to Corrupt and if Michelle can keep him in line then more power to her.  Much more to be said about Cindy McCain. 

So without further ado Dear Reader let us finish with The Spanking Updates of the Week!.

Now Dear Reader this is a spanking that I indeed take to my heart.  A Guido Spanking!  For those of you out there who might not know what a Guido is, well they are kind of hard to explain.  First you must have a really bad accent and say "YO" alot .  Second while being Italian does help its not necessarily a pre-requisite for Guidoism.  Third you must be dating a girl named Marie, Vicky or any girl with hair teased 15 inches from her scalp and whines alot. Fourth a guinea tee or a wife beater T shirt is a must along of course with saying "YO" even more.   Finally at least in my day one had to drive either a Grand Am or a IROC though today they seem to gravitate to other types of cars, preferably with fuzzy dice.  Incidentally my first car had tinted windows and fuzzy dice and I did tend to say "YO" quite a bit.  But I have never ever seen a Guido Spanking before! Just be forewarned this is Spanking Guido style,  with a bit of hardcore sex thrown in for good measure "YO"  From Bad Tushy.
   

I have to admit that aside from enjoying the spanking of pretty girls rears I am also quite enthralled with Anal Sex (females of course).  Unfortunately the few times I have tried it was followed by lots of shouting and protests such as "OW OW OW GOD THAT HURTS GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!!).  Which while I would admit it was amusing Dear Reader it is indeed less then satisfying.  Well my beautiful Clare Fonda whom I can guess would make no such protests combines a good OTK with a Butt Plug much to Naiomi Cruise’s dismay.  From Kara Prepare Yourself
  

Spanking Server has a cornucopia of Spanking this week.  A bit of Military, Schoolgirl and other types of girls generally unhappy with their punishment.  Karl of course is his usual self with a few F/f type of Spankings thrown in for good measure.

Can you get much better then Amelia Jane Rutherford in Pigtails?  I doubt it. Definitely The Spanking of the Week! From Northern Spanking

Well Catfights are always welcome especially if they are are between two schoolgirls and one of them is Jodie.  But its driving Your Humble Narrator Crazy Dear Reader since I still do not know the name of Xerotics new blonde who is really starting to grow on me.  From Spanked Schoolgirls
 

As much as I would like to put Sarah Gregory over my knee I have to admit the girl is not a bad Top.  Here she is spanking the lovely and wise ass Chloe on My Spanking Roommates.
 

Speaking of Chloe Elise, here she is at Firm Hand Spanking getting another considerably hard punishment to that milky white bottom of hers.  (Sun Chloe, Sun…  its the summer!) .  Samantha Woodley must trust her implicitly since I believe this is indeed her lucky boyfriend,  made luckier by being able to spank both Chloe and Samantha.  Some guys have all the luck. 

I love it when girls think its a big joke before the swats to their bottom begin.  Then suddenly they get a serious look on their face and start to squirm.  This is the case when Jenny starts to get her first spanking on HD Spank.
 

Crotched is (I think) another one of those English Terms That Your Humble Narrator hasn’t the Foggiest notion of what it means.  Then again Knowing Your’s Truly command of the English Language and the nuances between countries I would not be uprising if I walked up to some girl in England and asked her for a Ride.  And Oddly enough I really needed a ride.  But Crotched is what the doll like Leia Ann Woods and her partner in crime Saffy.  In their Birthday Suits and all.  From Bars and Stripes.

Paula has started in the Spanking Game late.  But that should not deter this very attractive firecrotch at age 34 from dreaming in a Mood Pictures Movie.  But the question is can her bottom take the minimum number of strokes to hope for a offer from Mood. Well Dear Reader you will just have to look for yourself if she made it.  From Mood Castings

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