Age: 23
Height: 5′9
Bust:  36
Waist:  29
Hips : 42
Weight: depends on what I had for dinner
Hair color : reddish "bronde"
Eye color : brown
Birthday : 17th of October, 1985

Hometown : Ireland
Relationship Status: Attached

There are times Dear Reader when you talk to someone and say to yourself this person is going to go far.  Sitting down with Caroline Grey was indeed one of these rare occasions.  Smart, witty, and absolutely drop dead gorgeous she has indeed made an impression on Your Humble Narrator.  I am only too pleased to welcome Caroline to The Spanking Spotlight.  Dear Readers please give this beautiful creature a warm welcome. 

Hi Caroline,  Thank you for sitting down with us at the Spanking Spot.  Lets start with how you got into the spanking scene.  I know you have done shoots with Sound Punishments and Northern Spanking.  Had you been spanked before you started shooting and by whom?

Before getting into my current relationship I sort of alternated between periods of meeting people from the internet one-on-one and then freaking myself out and escaping into vanilla relationships. It was very stop-start. During that kind of random experimentation time I had some scary experiences and some good ones. One of the very good ones was meeting Richard Windsor in NYC years ago at the very beginning of my explorations…I think he was the first Englishman to spank me, and he’s so great. He can certainly dish it out! Almost two years ago, after another of my vanilla periods, I showed up at my first spanking party, and everything started for real. I met my boyfriend there and I never looked back. Then, back in March, I made my first video with Sound Punishment, and things picked up another notch.

Now in our discussion prior to the interview,  You told me that you were quite the little housewife.  Can you share with us about your domestic hobbies?

I am a bit of a housewife, although I’ve been traveling so much recently the house certainly doesn’t look like it! (that may also have something to do with the fact that "domestic hobbies" and "housework" are not always the same thing!) My friends tease me and call me "Madame Defarge" because I love to knit. I’ve got a bit of a short attention span, though, so anything bigger than a hat is probably sitting in my bedroom looking half-finished and forlorn these days. I’ve never been a fashionista, but I can sew just enough to be dangerous and have done bits of costuming for various community theatres and dance companies. Although that’s less sewing from scratch and more sprucing up old costumes with new buttons and trims and sashes and stuff. I also love to bake (especially apple pies: how June Cleaver is that?), though I’ve not made very good friends with the oven in this house and don’t trust it with anything daintier than biscuits.

Like myself you said you love to cook.  What’s your favorite dish?

When I’m cooking for other people I’m a complete show-off.  (Oh, let’s face it, I’m always a complete show-off!) I like to make impressive things with lots of complicated ingredients…the kind of 4 course meals that you need to go to 6 different shops for before you can even start, but that doesn’t always turn out to plan. After a few catastrophes I’ve scaled back. (I refuse to be spanked for burning dinner!) It’s a bit boring, but everyone’s impressed with a perfectly roasted chicken or fish, some rosemary roasted potatoes and some asparagus. Oh, but now we’re far away from spanking and I’m channelling Martha Stewart. Sorry, where were we?

I understand you attended the Florida Moonshine Party a few weeks back.  How did you enjoy the states and the style of spanking here vs the UK

I love the States! I lived there until recently, and sometimes I get homesick, so it’s always nice to go back, especially for spanking trips. There’s not a "spanking scene" in Ireland so much as a general BDSM scene, so it’s great fun to go back and marvel at 100+ people all gathered in one place for love of the same kink. They don’t have spanking parties like that over here, and FMS is one of the very best.  It’s much more of a pot-luck in that sense as well because you’ve got all kinds and styles of spanking: an all-you-can-spank buffet. My own tastes are quite specific–I love role-play, and I love school scenes, and I have to say nobody does that exactly like the UK.  In fact, I can’t help it, even in the States I find myself getting spanked by Englishmen more often than not! I mean, at FMS alone I got smacked by no less than 4 Brits. So, as much as I love the USA, I think I’m on the right side of the Atlantic now.

Ok my Dear,  back to spanking,  Can you tell us a bit of what its like on the set

I’ve always been into the performing arts and I remember writing somewhere once about how I used to daydream that some day, somehow, I’d end up in a vanilla stage-play where I’d have to be spanked for the role. It seemed like a one-in-a-million-chance, but I thought about it all the time. Then, out of nowhere, I realized that I could be a spanking model. Acting where spankings are guaranteed? Sign me up!

Being on set is thrilling and it can go straight to your head. All that attention and focus is on you. (And the spanker, but you know it’s mostly on you.) This can also be a little intimidating, but everyone I have worked for has been so nice and encouraging. I’m always very high-strung right before I shoot. I’ve found that it often takes me a little while to settle down and get into the groove. That’s why it’s helpful when they start with a photo-set or two. It gets out the worst of the nerves and by the time you have to act you’ve established a rapport with the spanker and director and crew and you can disappear a little more into your role and start to enjoy yourself.

Making spanking movies is some of the best fun I’ve ever had, but it’s also hard work, especially if you’re doing a shoot that lasts more than one day. There are costumes and make-up to do, and it can get a bit frantic–I am not a very organized girl and the changing room is always knee-deep in discarded underpants when I’m on set. And while everyone is relaxed and focused on taking care of you and making things as nice as possible for you, you’re aware that at the end of a day this is a business and we all have jobs to do. You need to juggle your own enjoyment and emotions while making sure you’re being professional and getting everything done. I also wasn’t prepared for how sore I’d get–and I don’t mean my bum! (though that gets plenty sore…by the last film of my 2-day shoot I was practically levitating!) A lot of being spanked on film requires you to do things "naturally" that you wouldn’t naturally do in a spanking…like twisting around so your face shows, or holding poses for a long time while they get stills.

And no matter how much fun it is, it asks a lot of you mentally. In fact, the better the scene goes, the more it requires from you. In real life you might only do an heavy scene or role-play once a week. On set you can be doing 3 or 4 in the space of a working day, switching head-spaces and characters all the time. You’re also taking in the experience: playing a role, being whacked, having emotions, but still reserving a part of your mind for the technical side of things you have to be aware of: "where’s the camera, are my eyes open, how am I holding my legs, am I going to kick over a light?" Keeping those two sides balanced all the time requires some intense focus. I’m a pretty social person but it was a relief when Lucy from Northern Spanking told me it was okay to disappear with a book and be hermity during the down-time. The first day I couldn’t get enough of giggling and chatting with everyone else but the second day I really needed those little islands of alone-time to recharge and sort out my head. By the end of the shoot I was really sad that it was over but I also knew that I’d given everything I had.  I was ready for an epic nap and a lot of cuddling. Now, of course, I am itching to get to the next job. (Producers, take note!)

Alright,  Since you are the one going over the knee,  If you could be spanked by any celebrity who would it be? 

Hrm. Good question. Usually it’s the character more than the celebrity that I’d like to whack me. But we know all the usual suspects so I’ll go out on a limb and suggest a real person and a baseball player for once: the Red Sox pitcher Jonathan Papelbon. He’s six foot four, made entirely of muscle, has crazy eyes, and holy crow, he can throw a 100mph fastball: can you imagine that right arm? Yum. or as they say in the UK, "Phwoar!"

I have to ask where in the world did you find that 50’s style poodle dress you wore during your spanking at Sound Punishments?  (you look great in it by the way)

eBay! eBay is a blessing and a curse. It can become a habit. My boyfriend and I have come to an agreement: I can buy things that catch my fancy on eBay but I have to get a big spanking while wearing them afterwards. It’s a win-win. But it occasionally makes me think twice if I’m having a spank-heavy week! And thanks for the compliment! As I said before, costuming is a love of mine, and vintage clothes, especially from the 50’s, are my favorites. It’s getting to be a bit of a theme for me. I made a little 50’s styled video for spankingtube with Richard Windsor, and I did a few 50’s photosets with Northern. Lucy helped me with vintage hair and makeup, and she’s a genius, so I’m looking forward to seeing those! I have about a half-dozen dresses from that era and I wear them in my real vanilla life. Though without the petticoats and saddle shoes!

What is your favorite Implement and why?

Ooh, these questions are hard, because in the best spankings "good/bad" and "love/hate" are so very close. And the answers always change, depending on the occasion or mood. But I’ll stop being difficult and just choose one. I’d say my boyfriend’s belt. When he uses it on me over his knee he takes ages wrapping and re-wrapping it around his hand, and it’s just so sexy–I love anticipation and I go weak in the knees when he gets finicky about things before a spanking, like that belt or rolling up his shirt-sleeve just so. And it’s really heavy but it’s been worn buttery-soft, so I know I’m going to feel it and it’s going to hurt but I can just keep taking it and taking it, and I love that.

How about your least favorite?

I don’t really like wooden paddles. They are so loud and I’m so sensitive to noise, it makes me twitchy and sets my teeth on edge! I’m probably the only girl in the world that complains about the *noise* of an implement over the feel, but there you go.

What is your favorite spanking position and least if you have one?

OTK, like most people, but I also really enjoy the psychological challenge (and the physical one, if I’m wearing high heels!) of touching my toes for a caning. Somehow it makes me feel very small and lonely and brave, and then I can feel very sorry for myself, which I love. Least favorite is the  (ugh, I hate to even type it) "diaper" position. I’ve never been spanked like this in real life, though I did a photo-set with it. It’s embarrassing and seriously unflattering. It could make Tinkerbelle look like Attila the Hun doing yoga. Yuck!

Do you watch any other spanking models?  Do you admire one in particular?

I love other spanking models! It’s hard to pick one. Amelia Jane Rutherford was one of the first models I ever knew by name, and, I mean, she’s the obvious choice. She’s how I look in the movies I make in my head! She’s so talented, funny, and feisty and so damn beautiful it almost hurts to look at her. Pandora Blake is also an inspiration: there’s one particular  hard OTK spanking she took from Tom at GBS that was the epitome of everything that turns me on about spanking–I remember pointing it out to my boyfriend at the start of our relationship as an example of what I wanted. She’s the first model with a blog that I became aware of, and was so helpful and warm when I started emailing her. She’s gorgeous and has become a great friend. I’m hoping to work with her in the near future. This is starting to sound like a roll-call, but I also love Kami Robertson and Adele Haze, because they both have this way of looking helpless that just melts me. Rarely do spanking videos elicit sympathy from me. I’m usually yelling: "go on, hit her harder!" But I always just want to rescue those two and pet them and make them cocoa. Irelynn Logeen has the most beautiful hair in the business and an intense don’t-you-dare glare. I’m a big fan.

Do you prefer M/F or F/F spankings and why?

At the beginning I was very adamant about liking M/f  only and I think it’s because that’s what I had always seen in my head when I’d been fantasizing all those years.  M/f still the mainstay of my kink, but as I’ve gotten more comfortable in the scene I’ve started being spanked by women as well, and it’s a very different experience. Women have really interesting extremes of both tenderness and cruelty, and when the two are blended, that’s a cool place to be. And the rare time I switch I really enjoy spanking other girls, because it fits into my role-play mind better. I like to play a bit of a bully, and in my role-plays the girls I spank are my contemporaries. Whatever power I have is ill-gotten and abused. And something I should probably be spanked for later.

Doing my little research for your interview I happened across your blog Getting it Good And I came across when you decided to become a spanking model, and you weren’t sure if you were cute enough!  My Dear Caroline,  what in the name of red bottoms would possess you to think that?  You’re gorgeous!

Oh, stop it, you’re making me blush. I think a lot of it had to do with my size. I’m a tall, solidly built girl, and I sort of had it in my mind that you had to be a fragile dainty little elfin creature to be a spanking model. Yes, Amelia-Jane Rutherford  is taller than me, but she’s also Amelia-Jane Rutherford, so there’s that. And almost everyone has things they don’t like about the way they look, sore-spots. Dodgy teeth or cellulite or lumpy knees or an old scar. You can come to terms with them for yourself, but it’s another order of magnitude to say "Yeah, I’m okay enough with that that I’m going to put it up on the internet for everyone to see and comment on." I had the sense that by working in this industry you’re sort of offering yourself up to be some kind of object of desire, and it seemed presumptuous of me to nominate myself for that: I didn’t know for sure if there was a place for less-than-perfect fantasy objects. But one of the great things about the spanking scene is that there literally is a place for everyone. And to be a little shallow about it, I have to say that being a spanking model has done a lot to stroke my ego. I’ve never felt prettier.

Ok  I do have some female readers,  Can you give any advice to any women thinking about getting into the industry?  

Yes:
1.)  Email other models, and get to know them. Some girls are really busy, but most will take the time to get back to you if they can. So far I have found no competition, no jealousy, just a warm, lovely group of smart, funny, honest women who care for each other and look out for each other. They know everything, they’ll give you tips, the low-down on different producers, and a good sense of what a day-in-the-life can be. Also, there are lots of models with blogs now, and when I was thinking about it I went and devoured all the archives, and I can’t recommend that enough. It felt like I was getting leg-up, and I didn’t feel so lost when I showed up at my first shoot because I’d been able to imagine it in detail from what I’d read before. (These interviews are great for that, too. I read every single one, and imagined that maybe someday you’d interview me! Whee!)
2.) Take your time, find out what YOU like, what turns YOU on, what YOU would enjoy doing. There’s absolutely no rush. Look at a bunch of sites, get a feel for what’s out there. Chances are you’ll find sites that attract you more than others–those are the ones to write to, because a girl who is turned on by what she’s doing is automatically sexy. To be fair, modeling is not actually all about fulfilling your wildest fantasies all the time. Sometimes you need to let that go and just get on with the work, but it helps if you love what you’re doing and believe in the product you are making. You have to love it, because you’re probably not going to get rich or even make a living from it. Every girl I know says the same thing: whatever money we make from modeling almost always ploughed right back into the scene: more panties and costumes and spanking-related travel.
And spend a lot of time thinking about whether it really is the right choice for you. You have to be okay with never trying for any kind of main-stream celebrity (not even reality TV!), never running for office, that sort of thing. That might sound ridiculous or funny but when you’re young you don’t know what the future could hold and you don’t want to shut any doors you might need later. You can’t take back the internet, as many people have learned to their sorrow. The internet is forever. Like everything, there’s a cost-benefit ratio, and you have to sort that out for yourself. I love being a spanking model and I made the right choice for me, but every time I hear about some blogger or someone in the industry being outed for this or that I still have a little cold-sweat moment. You have to know that you can deal with that.  Also, be prepared for attention of all types. A lot of it is really good and flattering and ego-boosting, but there are some strange people out there, and they’ll try to get in touch with you, and usually the creepier they are the more persistent they will be. Your privacy is worth protecting–only share what you want to share, because you don’t owe anyone anything. You have to know how to say no, how to just hit the delete-button, and how to keep a sense of humor about it. You can’t worry about people thinking you’re being snobby–you have to look out for yourself. The people in the industry are kind and protective, but in the end, you’re the one who is responsible for your own safety and your own piece of mind.

Are you spanked by your significant other in your personal life?  Did he know you were a spanking model before you started dating?  How did you explain it to him?

  Yes, I am spanked all the time! Like any couple we go through periods where we’re playing constantly, and periods where we play less. If there’s a big shoot or party coming up we have to adjust for that. But it’s often, in any case. Modeling was a decision we came to together–we had several long conversations before I decided to go for it. I knew he’d let me do whatever I thought was right, but we’re a team and the things one person does affect the other. It was important to me that it was something he was comfortable with, and he’s been so supportive. He is my biggest fan and my entourage and my magic feather. He’s so patient: he absorbs all my pre-shoot nerves and babbling and fussing without complaint. He comes with me when he can, but if I go by myself I know he’ll be there when I get home to absorb all my post-shoot nerves and babbling and fussing, and soothe me through any sub-drop or insecurity that might come as aftershocks. (It happens.) I hate to be mushy but I honestly don’t know if I could model without having him to come back home to. He’s the best.

Is there anything you would like say to your fans out there.  ( I am indeed one of them)

     Fans? I am a fan of fans! Bring on the fans! I think I’m too new to have many fans (as we speak, I’ve only got one professional video released!) But in the hypothetical I guess I would say hey, thanks so much for liking me and my videos! The best is yet to come! And I’m always kicking around forums and blogs, so say hi sometime.

Thanks so much for asking me to do this interview. It’s a running joke that I’m the world’s humblest ego-maniac so this was right up my alley. I hope I didn’t ramble on too much!

I can say without a doubt Dear Reader that Caroline is an absolute sweetheart.  I do indeed look forward to seeing her quite amazing bottom draped over many more knees in the near future.  Perhaps one day Your Humble Narrator will be fortunate to spank her wonderful bottom.  For now however I can only dream. You can see this lovely girl getting her bottom reddened on Sound Punishments and Northern Spanking.

Brushstrokes

I am pleased to tell you Dear Reader that the conservatives in the US have made great strides since they were so unceremoniously kicked out of office last October.  In the past two weeks we have had two prominent Republicans announce they were cheating on their wives with of  other women!  If this was last year Dear Reader they would have likely been caught cheating with  Dominican pool boys with pockets full of cocaine.  Who says the Republican brand is finished! 

There has indeed been no spanking scandals as of late but I am sure those will indeed come in time.  For now however lets get on with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

I’ll start today as I always try to do with a good hard spanking.  Now I indeed enjoy playing pool Dear Reader.  The only issue is that I am indeed horribly bad at it until at least I get a few martini’s in me.  To further the issue somewhere between Martini #3 and Martini #4 I suddenly become horrible yet again.  This is of course not due to my pool skills but my inability to see straight at this point.  Courtni Kissell shares this love yet unfortunately for her at the expense of her chores.  For this she of course gets bent over this fine pool table, her denim miniskirt lifted up and gets  spanked on the bare bottom until she starts to cry.  From Firm Hand Spanking

One of the amusing things about spanking is that the anger of those getting spanked tends not to focus on the person doing the spanking but of on the instrument itself that causes the stinging pain to their bottoms.  I had a friend when was little who’s mother used a rather large wooden spoon on he and his older brothers.  One day one of the brothers stole the spoon that caused them so much anguish. The three of them brought it to a vacant lot and Dear Reader when I tell you there was literally nothing left of this innocent wooden utensil it would be an understatement.  It was broken, stomped upon, burned and finally the ashes were strewn to the wind.   The beautiful Nadine on Spanked at Home seems to have developed a severe distaste for a certain carpet beater that is used on her very naked ass. 
 

I will have to say that Bad Tushy has some of the hottest spankers that I have ever laid eyes on.  Ms Law and this woman who with her open shirt and tantalizing view of her nice rack would look much better in my opinion over the knee of a gentleman.  The young lady she is spanking isn’t so bad herself! 

Amelia Jane Rutherford’s panties finally come down in the latest update from Northern Spanking.  Now could you imagine Dear Reader having the exquisite Amelia as your Maid waiting on you hand and foot.  And you Dear Reader waiting for her to make the mistake to allow you to spank that perfect ass of hers?  Well we can dream can’t we?

Last week we had Sarah Gregory spanking Beverly Bacci on Spanked Call Girls.  Needless to say Beverly didn’t appreciate the inability to sit down all that much.  This week she teaches Sarah the finer points to delivering a bare bottom spanking.  Also available though the 4 site spanking membership Clare Fonda Pass

Your Humble Narrator is quite ambivalent about naked spankings.  On the one hand I definitely feel that a well dressed lady makes the spanking.  Plus seeing the humiliation on her face when you pull down her panties to spank her bare bottom is simply wonderful.  Naked spankings however of course eliminate the need to expose her bare bottom but one is treated to the soon to be spanked female in all her natural glory. Particularly when the female in question is Kailee Robinson and partner in crime Riley getting a brutal strapping bent over a desk.  From Real Spanking Institute or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

I would have to imagine Dear Reader that this is probably the most realistic depiction of a head girl explaining to an exchange student unfamiliar with the ways the English discipline schoolgirls who cheat.  When she is shown the slipper she asks,  will it be used on my arm?  Imagine the shock of this poor girl when she is informed it will be used indeed on her bottom,  her bare bottom!  It might be enough to send her running back to mother Russia.  From HD Spank
 

Once again a schoolgirl spanked for fighting on Regulation Knickers

Health Care Reform is in full swing in the states Dear Readers.  Insurance Companies beating the drum of fear that we will all be reduced to being bled with leaches after we wait 6 months for an appointment.  The liberals wanting to give free health care to anyone who sets foot in the country and have the rest of us pay for it, and of course the conservatives who are quite happy to let you die unless your rich.  I propose an alternate plan Dear Reader, A spanking with each doctors visit.  The Japanese seem quite happy with this arrangement as shown in this update from Cutie Spankee. It would ensure that one would be hesitant to go to the emergency room with a hangnail and would definitely make doctors lives much more interesting.

Well Dear Reader the anal exams are over and we are back to spanking our lovely Kami.  Caning her very naked rear to be exact.  Which leaves me only one question.  Why does she have a reptile tattooed on her bottom?  From Bars and Stripes
 
Well its not exactly a spanking for our young Kathrin but I guess a hand punishment will suffice for this week.  As long as that strap gets used to redden her bottom sometime in the future.  From Girls Boarding School
 

And finally for this week,  the spanking site from yesteryear Good Spanking Classics with their spanking invitational where girls spank and get spanked until their bottoms are sore and of course someone wins! 

Brushstrokes

Well Dear Reader Summer is about to finally hit the Northeast seaboard after two months of solid rain.  I was indeed contemplating relocating to more sunny area’s like Seattle!  While your Humble Narrator realizes it is quite useless complaining about the weather you must understand I am quite sick of being damp 24/7.  Of course the heat will move in shortly and Yours Truly will then complain about being hot.  But then again when is it you can remember I didn’t complain about something. 

Well to celebrate the arrival of summer I indeed have lots of spanking in store for you this week.  So lets get on with it shall we?

I am going to start calling our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian the Suzie Orman of spanking.  For those of you outside of the United States she is quite a prolific self promoter of her questionable financial advice.  Now of course triple A is far from questionable in any sense of the word and indeed unlike Suzie he is does not need a spanking. But his tips to contain ones finances are right on.  He indeed helps his girls with their money management with the threat of a bare bottom spanking should they spend to much.  Judging from how many people are in debt right now perhaps he is on to something.  We as spankers could deploy an army of financial advisors to every Bankruptcy court in the nation.  Money management is much easier if there is a painful spanking involved As our lovely Angel finds out when she spends too much on her credit card.  From Real Life Spanking

Meet Candle Boxxx referred to our astounding Clare Fonda from her soon to be ex friend Paris Kennedy.  Paris I think failed to tell Candle that other than having to work on a better spanking alias.  Spankings indeed hurt!  Well our buxom Candle soon learns this for herself when that lovely little miniskirt is removed and she is spanked on her panties and eventually in her birthday suit. On an added note modeling credentials are quite good ranging from Playboy to Maxim’s Home Town Hotties.   From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 spanking site offer Clare Fonda Pass

I swear Peter Schoober must dream about different and wonderful ways to spank his harem of beautiful girls.  Take for example yet another whacky spanking invention displayed on Spanking Server.  Beautiful in its simplicity yet soon to be feared by even the most callous bottomed female. You can see Peter looking on with determination while his assistant tests out the device on the asses of two very naughty females. The only improvement I could suggest is to move the post to the middle of the platform so you can spank two brats at once. 

Finally getting down to the meat of the matter (no pun intended) Lynn Love after a brief over the skirt spanking learns what it is to be spanked on the bare bum OTK style.  Very cute girl indeed.  I hope to see more of her getting her ass spanked.  From Good Spanking

So the US finally moved to digital broadcasts last week.  Which of course every person over the age of 60 called the FCC angrily for making them miss their reruns of Matlock and The Golden Girls.  David Pierson however had another issue other then not being able to program his converter box.  It was disconnected by his bratty daughter played by Chloe Elise.  Wanting her father to bring her shopping at the mall rather then relaxing in front of the television she decided to take matters in into her own hands by disconnecting the television.  Well once the audio visual problem was found she indeed did not get her ride, but a spanking with a nice leather paddle instead.  And yes her panties describe Chloe perfectly.  From Punished Brats

Now I live on a large tract of land Dear Reader.  Neighbors no where in site.  But it wasn’t always that way.  The one thing I learned from my beloved City is that good neighbors are worth their weight in gold.  This sometimes gets lost on cheeky schoolgirls when a neighbor perhaps suggests she is doing something her mother would not like.  Now a wise girl would obey and hopefully the incident would be forgotten.  Helena however is not all that wise and decides to mouth off to him.  This of course almost always results in the neighbor reporting your transgressions (and your cheekiness)  which results (at least this time) in a rather hard application of Your Humble Narrator’s namesake upon her bare bottom.  And this girl gets spanked HARD.  From Spanking Online (or via the 4 site Spank Pass)
   

True Story,  When I was 17 my parents were quite tight in letting me borrow the car.  This was probably a good thing since I was a lousy driver.  Now my mother would never allow me to take her giant station wagon but I had managed to teach myself stick and  my father was a bit more reasonable in me taking his Citation. (yea I know it was a Citation,  but hey it ran).  Well one day my father was home from work and {gasp} let me take the car to school with the caveat of go to school and come home.  No going out to lunch with a car full of friends which of course I did.  It was a early winter day and a dusting of snow was falling.  A pickup truck in front of me made a turn into his driveway and spun his wheels as I passed.  At that moment Dear Reader, A rock came flying though my side window and shattered the glass.  Talk about karma.  Arriving home with the shattered window to  my fathers soliloquy of four letter words to this day I doubt he believes me on what happened.  Now Monica here had a more common car damage in the form of a dent.  And while she might have gotten a spanking for the dent she got an even harder more painful one for lying about it.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Margo was spanked in an early relationship in her life.  And although the romance waned long ago she never forgot what it was like to have her ass beaten by a loved one.  That is until she came to Rough Man Spank. And while the spanking she got long ago from her boyfriend was probably with the hand and not even close in severity of what she is experiencing here strapped to a bench. She seems to enjoy the pain of a hard spanking. 

Donna our Adult schoolgirl gets bent over a classic wooden school desk and is caned properly on English Spankers

Girls love slumber parties and sleepovers for some reason.  I suspect its because they can stay up half the night and gossip.  That is until they are told to go to sleep and refuse.  Then it becomes a spankover.  From Spanking Teen Brandi or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

They apparently have strict aunts in Japan that dish out bare bottom spankings quite regularly!  Too bad there are no strict uncles.  From Handspanking

Brushstrokes

Title: Corporate Spanking

Starring: Madison Martin, Harmony Kingsley

Produced By:  Clare Fonda

Written and Directed By: Clare Fonda

Distributed by: My Spanking Roommate, Shadowlane

Runtime:  44:00

Price:  $23.95

If any of you Dear Readers out there have been in a corporate environment for any length of time you will probably agree that spankings (and sometimes worse) are deserved all around and quite frequently.  Perhaps the only more dysfunctional environments are education (where its impossible to get fired) or non-profits (where its impossible to get fired because the pay is so low).  Like your Humble Narrator you can probably think of at least a dozen people that you work with on a day to day basis that really really need someone to spank them for various reasons.  Too self important, not doing their jobs, cluelessness, and general stupidity are the ones that come to mind.  Yes Dear Reader, the corporation is one seething passive aggressive environment with many people who indeed need a spanking (at least) or perhaps more satisfactory a kick in the teeth.  

Clare Fonda, although never (at least to my knowledge) stalked the halls of the cubical farm.  But she has brought us a satisfying fantasy with her new movie Corporate Spanking starring one of the best bottoms in the spanking scene Madison Martin and her boss Harmony Kingsley. 

Our little tale begins with the luscious Madison obviously late for work rushing to her desk which is occupied by her waiting and rather irritated superior.  It seems that our little Madison has been in the habit of coming in late and to make matters worse dressing rather inappropriately.  Facing loosing her job Madison suggests that perhaps she recieve a spanking instead which I would hazard a guess would be considerably better for office moral.  Her boss being the master negotiator offers no promises however if she is to take a spanking she would consider keeping Madison employed. 

The spanking begins with Madison positioning her beautiful bottom over Harmony’s knee for a good old fashion OTK spanking.  Harmony begins with a surprisingly hard Spanking over the tight slip like thing that Madison is wearing while lecturing her between blows to her bottom.  Perhaps she says she should concentrate more on her job   We see the impact of each spank in Madison’s face as she is squirming over Harmony’s knee.  

The spanking pretty much continues like this until her little black slip is pulled up to reveal no underwear!  Such an immodest fo pa at work.  The other unfortunate outcome of Madison’s choice of dress is the fact she is to get a bare bottom spanking much sooner then she would have expected.   Madison receives a pretty hard hand spanking for about 16 minutes while she is over the knee.  Harmony proves herself an able spanker and a great lecturer. 

Told to then bend over her soon be not Madison’s desk where she learns she is to get 50 strokes with a yard stick!  Harmony’s  application of the Yard stick needs a little work since its not as hard as one expects from someone who spanked Madison OTK with such zeal, but while experimenting with different lengths of measuring tools the spanking does get progressively harder once she hits her groove.   After suffering though 50 strokes Harmony leaves Madison to sit on that very red and sore bottom of hers for the rest of the day answering phones. 

Well the spanking did Madison well since she subsequently became the model employee.  One day while answering phones she received a call from an important but irate customer who was quite pissed off that Harmony had not returned his phone calls.  Once Harmony hears that he had canceled the his policy she begs Madison not to tell her boss.  Revenge is indeed Madison’s!

Now there have been quite a few female bosses I have had over the years who indeed needed a spanking.  A few incidentally I would have spanked outside of work as well. Madison of course if fulfilling a fantasy many of us have had  at least once in our lives so feel free to share in the comments. 

Like Madison Harmony now is the one OTK and spanked in a short miniskirt.  One would think Madison would have taken this opportunity to spank her boss much harder then she was spanked, but while comparable  I think we could have used a spanking a wee bit harder.  Harmony for her credit complains and grunts after every whack, saying she cannot take these kind of spanking.  Well indeed that is just too bad if she wants to keep her job! 

The miniskirt is pulled up to reveal,  the lack of underwear once again!  For those of you who have ever felt your boss act like “Do what I say not what I do” will quite enjoy this.  Now I am unsure the aversion to panties in this office but I probably would enjoy working there (as long as I got to dish out the spankings).   With her ass getting progressively redder Harmony doesn’t squirm as much as Madison but definitely is more vocal about it. 

Madison never one to overlook irony then bends Harmony complete with tits exposed for a bare ass spanking with yet another measuring instrument.  50 strokes to be exact.  She actually does a little bit better with the yard stick then she did with the OTK hand spanking applying it to Harmony’s ass with gusto. 

But we have indeed underestimated our Dear Madison.  She is not though with her revenge,  pulling out a METAL ruler with one of those rubbery things inside.  Metal of course is quite harsh to deliver a spanking with.  (I prefer silver hairbrushes myself) and can do some serious damage if not utilized properly hence the reason for its rarity in our spanking community.  And while it doesn’t deliver a satisfying THUMP on the girls ass in question it does have its own unique sound for the 5 strokes that are applied. 

So now the girls are even,  who indeed will get the upper hand!  Fast forward to sometime in the future,  Harmony gives Madison a rather important task to finish.  Madison reverting to her old ways dons tights to practice for her ballet, a career that she so diligently pursues.  Harmony of course catches her in the alley behind the building (from the looks of the alley its time to find a nicer area).   And yet another spanking ensues. 

Spanked over her tights and eventually put over Harmony’s knee for a OTK spanking with her tights pulled down with the zeal of the first spanking she gave Madison, I kind of liked the whole tights spanking.  Eventually Harmony finds a rather big stick to beat poor Madison with while she is bent over an abandon shopping cart.  (Clare did you steal that?)

So the ultimate question is did Your humble narrator enjoy it.  Well seeing that it lacked any sort of M/f spanking aside, it was a quite decent and solid spanking movie.  I think if you enjoyed my review of it Dear Reader,  you probably would indeed enjoy the movie.  The movie is of course available in DVD form though Shadowlane,  If your still unsure My Spanking Roommate also has some decently long scenes from the movie in their updates a few weeks ago. 

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Well Dear Readers I must say I am a bit disappointed in our fair Spanking Site owners.  As you might recall back in February Your Humble Narrator announced The Spanking Spot Challenge: The Cult of the Snuggie.  Sadly the various spanking houses did not take Yours Truly up on it.  One would of course think that some entrepreneurial spanko  would like a little extra attention on this blog.  Perhaps of course they though I was indeed not serious!  Which would be of course would be quite forgivable since I am rarely serious about anything.  But indeed Dear Site Owners I am very serious,  I do believe that we should inject some fun into spanking scenes and indeed that is what I am doing here. 

The rules to the spanking challenge are simple.  The challenge can be a theme, item or whatever my devious mind can come up with.  My Dear Site Owners take it from there.  You can use the challenge as a prop, a spanking implement, a reason for a spanking or whatever your devious mind can come up with.  The challenge is open to Everyone,  whether your site has been reviewed on the Spanking Spot or not.  The first site to complete the challenge (and email me of course)  will get a nice post displaying your work (links included of course) and of course your link displayed prominently on the front page as the winner of the Spanking Spot Challenge and another will be issued.

So what might be the challenge this time you ask?  Well for those of your growing up in the late 80’s and 90’s I would be willing to bet a sum of money that the single biggest reason for getting a spanking was of course video games.  The mantra of “just one more level” grates on the nerves of any parent trying to get their spawn to do their homework or clean their room.  So why in fact has there been no spankings given in our little community over video games!  Now obviously this is more the theme or reason for a spanking type though I would be willing to pay good money to see one of you try to spank someone with a Playstation or an Xbox however impractical.  So my friends out there with Spanking pay sites.  This is your challenge should you choose to accept it. 

Now off to the news.  Gloria Vanderbilt has a new book out.  And guess what,  she is indeed a spanko!  Yes Dear Reader, one of the most famous people of the fashion world, from one of the wealthiest old money families and mother to Anderson Cooper was quite into spanking (among other things).  Now this book looks to be fiction But it does give us a glimpse on how fantastically wealthy spanko’s live.  She also seems  to enjoy Your Humble Narrator’s namesake mentioning one ebony, smooth-backed Mason Pearson hairbrush purchased at Harrods which as she tells it to be spanked with it  (or spanking with it) is a “serious matter”.  Now since she was quite attractive when she was young do any of you think that her three husbands or many suitors wouldn’t have put her over their knee?

Another article I happened across this week asks the question Can Feminists Like Spanking?  Now this may not really be the most popular position but I firmly believe whether a feminist likes spanking or not she probably really needs one.  Now do not get me wrong Dear Reader,  I am indeed for woman’s rights but it seems to Your Humble Narrator that women (at least in the US and probably the UK) have been sold a lousy bill of goods.  Women have been told for the pas 30 or 40 years or so that they can have it all.  A career, family, loving husband, money etc.  The fact of the matter is that is simply untrue.  Meanwhile the divorce laws have become so stacked against men many are refusing to marry in first place.  If you indeed cheat on your wife or choose to divorce her, she gets pretty much everything and you get to pay for her for a good portion of the rest of her life.  I actually don’t have a problem with this.  If she however cheats on you, you get to of course give her everything and pay her for a good portion of her life.  Where indeed is the equality in this?  So now young men seeing this ask themselves why in the world would they want to subject themselves to a contract that the law can and will negate anytime its convenient?  Which of course leaves a dearth of unmarried and rather frustrated women who then in turn say that men are afraid to commit!  Well unfortunately ladies this is what the world has become.  So if you know a feminist, put her over your knee today and give her a good spanking. 

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