So Gay Marriage is all the buzz here in the states this week. This of course is because two cases were argued in our supreme court because we have nothing better to do than to spend ridiculous amount of time effort and money because we have a wonderful habit in this country of being outraged when people live in a way other people think they ought not to live.
First up was proposition 8 which you might have heard of. This is someone had the bright idea of voting on the way that other people ought to live when it has no bearing or effect on you. As you can imagine it turned out rather badly for gay people who wanted to marry. Their argument was perhaps letting other people vote on what you decide to do is a wee bit unconstitutional considering we would all be drinking from different water fountains if we let the white people in the south vote on segregation. The defense bravely argued that it should stand because they thought gay people ought not to marry.
The second was a challenge to DOMA or the Defense of Marriage act which states that the federal government cannot recognize a marriage no matter what an individual state decides to do. This is problematic Dear Reader because the federal government has a little thing called the IRS which is exceedingly good at taking your money, which incidentally they can’t do if you are married. The plaintiffs argued that it would kinda be nice to be able to leave your estate to your loved one and get health insurance for them. The defense argued they thought that gay people ought not to marry.
Thus is the summary of useless trivia of the week, More importantly is the start of the Spanking Updates of the week!
Step Parents get a bad rap Dear Reader. I am a step parent thus according to the step child I am of course evil. Of course step parents introduce rules that young ladies might not be used to and rebel against. They also introduce discipline that they might not be used to because of the coddling of a single parent. This of course leads to the cross roads that all step people come to and the delivery of a very painful lesson like young Nikita here is getting. From Girl Spanks Girl or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
One of the arguments put forth by our conservative crazies is that marriage is for the soul purpose of procreation which of course explains the ridiculous sum of money I have spent on condoms with little pleasure bumps. They say it is in the interest of the state to have children. Well I don’t see the state waking up at an obscene time on the weekend because short people felt it was the most prudent time to start fighting. Disappointingly they didn’t argue that spanking women is of course in the interest in the state because what could be more important than well behaved women! Like Kelly Wilson here on Sound Punishments.
As an American we love our prisons. After all we have a like 2.3 million of us in there and none of them for financial crimes. Instead we lock up people for possessing weed or failing to pay child support which in turn makes the incarcerated lose their jobs so they well…….can’t pay their child support. But in my humble opinion we need to lock up more naughty girls. After all spanking a gang banger is not only dangerous but rather revolting. Instead we need to find lovely girls like Clover Rock to incarcerate and of course dole out punishment as we see fit. From Bars and Stripes.
My significant other is a bit of a clean freak. She will see dirt that no known human can detect and suddenly go into a violent cleaning frenzy which is usually good Dear Reader for then I retreat into my man cave and write to you about spanking which incidentally she will probably end up receiving later that day when she is not so dangerous. The very red bottomed Gianna seems to have the opposite problem when it comes to cleaning. From Punished Brats.
Now it is one thing for a young lady to be spanked in front of her friends. It is a completely another thing to have ones mother call the mother in your partner in crime and broadcast your painful squeals as the hard blows come upon your bare bottom. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
As any male knows, females have the overwhelming urge to communicate….. constantly. Thus is the scourge of the cell phone. Prior to such an evil invention a female would have to get home to communicate with her far flung friends. But now days it is immediate gratification which inevitably results in obscene cell phone bills. Thankfully our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has a cure for such modern diseases though the poor girl over his knee and her panties down might not think the same. From Real Life Spanking.
We have a new obstinate schoolgirl in our midst Dear Reader, Meet Darcy Grey! A wonderfully naughty girl who managed to get a call home to Dad and didn’t manage to intercept it. Needless to say he was not pleased what he heard about her behavior earning her, her first bare bottom spanking. From English Spankers.
Finally for tonight, Aside from the lack of chairs, it seems that our friends in the land of the rising sun have much the same problems as we do. When their schoolgirls aren’t summoning Mothra they are using their parent’s credit cards. They respond much like we do, by giving them a good hard bare bottom spanking. From Handspanking.