For those who do not understand internet culture. A good amount of mischief comes from the very loosely related hacker group Anonymous. Its more of a collective than a group for such a term suggests there is some sort of organization. They have been responsible for antics ranging from taking down government websites to sending Taylor Swift to sing at a school for the Deaf. The least one can say of this collective is that they have a great sense of humor.
But never have they ventured into the world of spanking. At least until now. For in one of their covert operations they have released documents supposedly confirming that we can look forward to none other than Emma Watson as the naive Ana Steele in the spanking epic 50 Shades of grey. Of course the prospect of seeing young Emma getting her bare bottom smacked severely on the big screen over joy's your Humble Narrator not to mention that it also makes me feel slightly creepy. But then again that indeed might be true!
So while we wait patiently to see Hermione Heiny getting Hit it is of course time for the girls presently getting spanked on the Spanking Updates of the Week!
We shall begin with my Dear Friend Dallas who seems to have finished setting up his household during his recent move to Flori-DUH. I know this because he has a general call on his website looking for any Floridian females looking to test their tolerance for pain against his hard hand. While we wait however he has remastered yet another one of his classic spanking with never before seen footage of young Raven who after the wooden implements are taken out doesn’t appear to do so well judging from the tears in her eyes. From Dallas Spanks Hard.
Now some advice to out young ladies. While it may delight you watching someone else get spanked in the front of the class. The secret is not to get boisterous about it. Because if you do as the lovely Paris Kennedy does, you might in fact find yourself the one getting laughed at as your bare bottom gets paddled. From Spanking Sorority Girls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
It seems our friend the manliness spanker in all of time. Our friend Karl has a new girl to punish. Strangely she is indeed not in a pair of Lederhosen but in a Geisha costume. Somehow when the crop is applied to her bare ass I think she might have preferred the Lederhosen. From Spanking Server.
This weekend Dear Reader is of course St Patrick’s day, which incidentally is my least favorite holiday despite the tradition of getting mind numbingly drunk which I am always for. The main reason for my distain for this holiday is the fact that despite the fact that every significant other of mine has been, I cannot stand the Irish! After all when my Italian ancestors found the savages they were still swinging from trees and painting themselves green. They indeed say that everyone is Irish for this day but I of course respectably decline for I have no desire to to suck back a case of Budweiser and get into fisticuffs with my nearest pale companion who’s ancestors couldn’t even figure out how to grow potatoes. From Dreams of Spanking.
The worst thing about having a spanking guardian is the fact he is free and willing to give you a spanking in front of ones friends. Sometimes even they give your friend a spanking which to a young females is even worse than getting spanked yourself. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Unsurprisingly Clover Rock is in trouble again. Then again when she is as adorable as she usually is why not celebrate the fact that she is getting a spanking. Unless of course we are her! From Spanking Sarah.
Finally for this week in London they have dug up what experts think are 50,000 graves of the unfortunates that died of the black death since these “experts” have never ever watched a really bad horror movie. Since we will all likely die in the near future from disturbing the dead why not go out with a bang, or rather with a spanking. From Sound Punishments.