You know Dear Reader, while many of our European friends might shake their head at our conservative crazies jumping up and down about legitimate rape and binders full of women. They are of course justified. But before my Euro Friends, become a bit too smug. You will find we find many of your rhetoric just as head shakingly absurd. Take for example the EU “Report” on online terrorism which incidentally is absurd in itself since you can’t actually kill lots of people while screaming about 72 virgins you get to spank in heaven.
Couple this with stacking the “commission” with codgers who still think the internet is full of tubes and you get the EU’s “Clean IT” Project where these geniuses suggest a “Report Terrorism” button on all browsers and a massive task force to monitor it all. This of course could never be misused judging from all the negative reviews for a soup kitchen that just so happened to have the bad luck of being bushwhacked by Romney Bot 2.0 and the guy who can’t add.
In addition they want everyone to install a browser that tracks your surfing habits and provides your real name so men in black can show up at your house and ask you about your spanking porn surfing habits. Particularly if the site you are visiting, like this one, is asking what do I need to explode to get those 72 virgins and of course have they ever been spanked!
One day Dear Reader, Stupid people on the right and the left will learn, But probably not in my lifetime. And so we go off to the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Being that we in my adopted New England just got though a painfully cold, coldsnap with temperatures plunging below zero. (For those that use that odd and antiquated Celsius system that means its really fucking cold). I find myself thinking of our neighbors to the north. With Hockey seasons all but cancelled and the fact I come from my beloved city thus being painfully polite is simply not in my being. I have not thought of the cold tundra of our Canadian friends as of late. More importantly I asked myself why indeed do not more of their girls get spanked (I assume it is too cold). Reading my thoughts our favorite mystery spanking imported a beautiful 24 year old Canuck named Alina Ambrose for his recent lingerie shoot and realized that politeness is not universal in our friends from the great tundra to the north. Which of course deserves a very American kind of Bare Bottom Spanking. From Bun Beating Fun.
When you go by the stage name Casey Cumz you can pretty much assume the the owner of the name probably needs a spanking. To further my point the 23 year old with the unfortunate name stands a petite 4’11” tall and is the perfect size to find herself over even my vertically challenged knee. Being that she is a Southern Brat her bottom is no stranger to being smacked. In addition I am quite impressed with her spanker one Syren De Mer. Who is quite convincing, beautiful and indeed someone I wouldn’t mind having over my knee. Not that she could ever be replaced, but our Cameraman might have found his new Clare. From Spanked Sweeties or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass.
The RAF has a long and storied history. It was the only English military group that managed to fight off the Nazi’s without us Yankee’s help. After all Montgomery was a idiot despite what my English brethren learned in school! So it would be fitting for a disobedient cadet of the most celebrated air force to recieve a spanking. Particularly if such a cadet was the incredible Kelly Wilson who I would muse that Patton himself would have insisted on spanking himself. From Sound Punishment
This is weird for me, since poor Tara here reminds me of a very good friend of mine’s wife. In fact I have encouraged him to spank her considering her recent refusal to get a job. A suggestion sadly he has not taken up. Perhaps this spanking will give him some idea’s. I will even lend him a wooden paddle. From Punished Brats.
I really want to know where Firm Hand Spanking films. It has got to be the most gaudy residence in the free world. Not that it matters when Valerie Bryant (aka Sabrina Scott) bares her bottom and gets smacked firmly by a leather strap. But stained glass in a house? Really?
So Cheyenne fancies herself as a disciplinarian, In our Able Amsterdam Authoritarians' world. Now Your Humble Narrator has always suggested that the girls needing the most frequent spankings are those that feel too good to get a spanking and instead subject other girls to the rather painful punishment. It is good to see my friend agrees with me. From Real Life Spanking.
For whatever reason, slumber parties for our young girls almost inevitably either contain Spanking or nakedness. This is one that includes both. I hate to see what happens when their parents find out. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Finally for tonight, I have no idea what is going on here. But hey, They are Japanese. Am I supposed to? From Handspanking.