I’m not sure about you Dear Reader but sometimes I seriously worry about the thought processes of our conservative crazies. To be honest it first dawned on me when my former significant other was diagnosed with cancer. The one thing that many oncologists fail to tell you is that the due to the quirks of the human body, THC pills don’t work. Now you see, THC is fat soluble meaning it does not absorbed well in the human stomach. So one day I was watching yet another one of our nutcases with a new answer to this wonderful drug. Now anyone who has eaten pot brownies knows one can get quit high on them. But this is due to ones lower digestive tract. So our pharma- overlords came up with a great new thing for cancer patients which the republicans wholeheartedly supported. A THC suppository!
Now correct me if I am wrong Dear Reader, but I would gather that most of you would rather smoke a harmless bunch of leaves that might make you cough and eat a bunch of doritos rather than shoving something up ones ass. Yet somehow this made sense to these people.
Much like the insistence that being gay is a “choice”. I am not sure about you but Your Humble Narrator has never felt the inklings in my loins after watching a good hard dose of gay sex. This would generally be considered well….. gay! Which I am indeed not. But according to our lunatics somehow this entices young men unlike me who have a disposition toward picking out draperies to have sinful gay sex when indeed they really do not want to. How indeed strange!
But of course spanking is indeed safe for it is in the bible! Thankfully we have the Spanking Updates of the Week to give us the wholesome entertainment that we both crave and deserve. Just make sure no one sticks a suppository up your ass when your are not looking!
We begin today with Spanked Callgirls and Clare Fonda’s two new additions to her gaggle of well spanked girls. XclrMoon despite having a rather odd name is the long haired elegant brunette who is a world traveling fetish model and indeed a friend of the very cute (and naughty) Missy Rhodes while Celia is indeed no stranger to spanking as she words as a regular in the famous Lady Laurens Dungeon in LA. Both come into feeling the hard hand (and hairbrush) of our Dear Clare on their bare bottoms. Quite Painfully I might add! Also Available thought the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass 
All things Dear Reader must come to an end. Probably one of most well acted spanking series at Firm Hand Spanking has its grand finale. Amelia Jane Rutherford and her on screen husband will finally go off to marital bliss where I am sure she will continue getting spanked. But since he began punishing her bare bottom her attitude has indeed changed. But he gives her on more bottom searing hairbrush spanking for us to enjoy one more time. Of course its right in front of the window for the neighbors to enjoy. 
At the cruel woman’s prison at Bars and Stripes this week the guards give a little demonstration to the pretty new inmate Lilly Lovell what happens when girls disobey the rules. In her bunkmate Kami Robertson’s case she is stripped down and spanked hard right in front of her. 
It seems in this country Dear Reader we have three branches of security. The CIA which covers threats beyond our borders, the FBI who covers them within and the NYPD who seems to be doing whatever the hell they want! Aside from sending undercover officers to states that definitely do not have a NY in it to complain that people are exercising their rights under the 2nd amendment. It has come to light that they are monitoring Muslim student groups as far away as Ohio which the last time I looked was not a borough of my beloved city. Most of which have never set foot in NY! Now why do I speak of this, well the next offering from our friends at Punished Brats is entitled “sabotage” and while the hot little schoolgirl Audrey is not planning some nefarious plot to cause mayhem in a major metropolitan area she does make an attempt to get rid of her nanny Alexis Steele who after finding out gives her one hell of a bare bottom spanking. 
I am not entirely sure who this naughty nurse is Dear Reader but damn she is cute. It also seems that there has been some hanky panky going around at the local nursing home which our super detective Sarah Bright has been hired to find out. She of course finds out and metes out justice on the young nurse with a bare bottom spanking. From Spanking Sarah 
Ah quitting smoking is a difficult thing. Of course being a smoker in places in this country rank just higher than being a pedophile. Not to say it is not bad for you, but the hysterical notion that a whiff of my cigarette smoke while I pass by in a outdoor public park is going to somehow harm your health is simply silly. Soon of course we will be confined to our own homes with the blinds drawn to simply have a smoke since they haven’t figured out how to make it illegal in your home yet. (But they are trying). But young Jenna is of course trying to do the healthy thing and quit the filthy habit with the help of a smoking cession program put together by our own Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. It includes among other things good hard spankings when she indeed continues the habit. From Real Life Spanking 
Brooke seems to be in trouble again on Real Spanking. Entitled Voyeur spanking the camera takes the role of a passive watcher for her painful bare ass beating with a wooden kitchen implement. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass. 
Finally for today the pretty little Anri must take a spanking test with her teacher. Now I have no idea what exactly a spanking test is but with all this focus on standardized testing in school one might think it was a good idea. No Schoolgirl Spanked Behind! But like most standardized tests this is another painful ordeal. Or in this case much more painful. From Handspanking 
Brushstrokes
I'm rather taken with that cute little paddle which Alexis is using to redden Audrey's delightful northern hemispheres. Also very pleased to note she starts on the pj bottoms before baring the well warmed bottom for the rest of the spanking.
Isn't the nurse Lottie from SOL/Xerotics (before they went bust)?
The girl playing the naughty nurse is Sally ,very nice ,best,Tim.