The many Dear Readers of the LA area can finally come out of their homes and indeed not worry about getting shot by the LAPD who seem to have trouble identifying women and old men from the hulking black ex marine who they have been seeking the past week. Then again the LAPD has never been accused of being subtle.
Now no one denies being an officer of the law is not a hard job. One that jades even the best of us. In addition most of us would agree shooting people because they lied about your accusation is not exactly the right way to go about things. But they really need to stop this blue wall of silence nonsense. In any corporation there will be bad apples Hell just look at all the CEO’s!
Of course in our modern society where every person is equipped with a camera on their cellphones is quickly making their code toward misbehaving officers moot. So much so they keep accidently arresting people filming them doing things that perhaps they should not be doing. Personally now that even a 11 year old can afford a head mounted camera with enough storage to hold ridiculous amounts of spanking porn I wonder why police departments instead of purchasing tanks, invest in always on body mounted camera’s to protect their officers from false accusations?
After all I have a little black box in my car tracking everything I do. I am probably filmed 100’s of times a day, my network activity at work is monitored and the risk to me is minimal. If one was an officer of the law one would think they would welcome such protection.
If they balk like many of them are doing today. Offer them something in return. After all it is only fair. Like executing summary spankings for those young hot scofflaws of minor offences. Like we do on the Spanking Updates of the Week!
So the religion that Your Humble Narrator was born into is getting a new Pope! For the first time in 600+ years a living pope is stepping down sick of being a old man explaining to our silly women how they shouldn’t use birth control since the missing commandment is Thou Shalt Not Use Rubbers. Soon there will be a gathering of bitter old men to elect yet another bitter old man who will be in charge of chastising those mindless females and covering up for all those buggared altar boys who heinously enticed those men of the cloth. Which of course is less of a sin since altar boys can’t get pregnant! But I should of course be thankful, without all those catholic girls in their skimpy little dresses getting spanked in our history. We would have trouble coming up with outfits to spank our girls in. Though Casey Cumz does a pretty good job of that with her skirt up and her panties down. From Spanked Sweeties or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass.
The #1 fan of The Spanking Spot, Dear Leader, called me the other day. He said, “Hey Brushstrokes I am about to set off a really big bomb to piss off you capitalistic pigs” Used to these phone calls in the middle of the night, I responded “Great!, but maybe you should think about feeding your people first.” He then went on a diatribe about how he was born out of the ass of a unicorn or some such thing, which I really didn’t pay attention to since I was busy drinking. Finally he asked me if perhaps I could find yet another video of the incredible Irelynn Logeen getting her bottom smacked. Thankfully Bars and Stripes came though and the Dear Leader promised that he wouldn’t send his vengeful (and slightly sore) unicorn after me.
You know one of the big things is the new government surveillance program, using drones to spy on all of us. Now being the commie liberal atheist bastard I am. I cannot fathom why this is a huge controversy. You see Dear Reader after seeing one of these things, a good shotgun blast should indeed make one of these things into a pretty pile of junk on ones back lawn. In addition I know of no law that disallow’s one from blasting a robot in your back yard. Now if we all had shotguns, there would of course be no more drones. Thus we should mandate everyone have shotguns and of course take this opportunity to engage in free skeet shooting activities. Of course on the positive side without government surveillance we would never have these wonderful pictures and video of young Tara getting a bare bottom spanking for skipping school. From Punished Brats.
Your Humble Narrator took French. I indeed sucked at it since I of course was an American and why the hell should I take a foreign language when the rest of the world had the audacity to speak not English! Needless to say, I got kicked out of it since as you know from my writings I can hardly put proper English on paper. But the oddly hued Bow is not a famous blogger and when she is confronted with her rudeness to her French teacher a good hard bare bottom spanking is in store for her. From English Spanking.
Seeing that it is Ash Wednesday and the fact that I was brought up to be a Papist. The one thing that always bothered me about this time of year is that the timeline just never added up. For starters Jesus goes into the desert to ignore Satan for 40 days and 40 nights. Then he gets on a donkey and people throw palms at his feet. Finally a couple of days later they are demanding that they nail him to something and he didn’t even insist people didn’t eat meat! I mean even I couldn’t piss that many people off in that fast. Well then again that is why they called him the Messiah. I like the timeline of this little ditty better. Girls argue, girls get spanked. girls stop arguing. From Dreams of Spanking.
Well the AMC documentary of what will happen to us in the near future, called of course The Walking Dead is back on. I would indeed urge readers to take note! Of course it will give us more opportunities to spank girls like young Kajira for falling asleep at her post. But it may just cost you your life! From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
Speaking of Catholic School girls, Here is indeed a exquisite specimen getting her bare bottom spanked. One very naughty Belinda Lawson, who will probably not sit comfortably for a few days on Firm Hand Spanking.
Finally for tonight Dear Reader, We know the Japanese are weird. But as I recall all those years ago, meeting my college roommate did not involve spanking him. But then again, he was significantly less attractive than these girls. From Handspanking.