A Rare Domestic Paddling and Chloe Elise Spanked in Cute Little Panties

Ah the latest to save our environment from us rain forest killing spanko’s Cruelty free whips are here! Now personally Your Humble Narrator is of the opinion that “Moo” translated properly means “Eat me, I am quite tasty” But again my vegan readers might indeed disagree. Now Cow hide has been used for centuries to tame the bottoms of naughty girls. And even the most militant of vegetarians will have to admit that as a spanking medium it is quite effective. And since it is often an urge of us meat eaters for a juicy steak after a hard night of spanking who are we to deny the use of the now empty hide to spank our ladies with.

Ok Dear Reader once again Your Humble Narrator has lots of Spanking for you with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin with our friend Peter Schoober whom I suspect is quite unconcerned about the material of his spanking implement. Though I do wonder if one can make an effective paddle out of tanned pig skin since the bratwurst in his part of the world is quite yummy. Regardless this domestic spanking scene with the rather hot Jenny M is indeed quite rare for our friend Peter. Though I suspect Clare Fonda came over and decorated his living room. From Spanking Server

Clare Fonda’s Call Girls never know what they are going to find when they are sent out to a client. Of course we all have our own individual kink. But the incredibly cute Chloe Elise did not expect to meet a bona fide spanko on her first job. But how indeed could her John resist with her looking incredible in those cute panties. But the customer is indeed always right, and while the OTK Spanking hurt, she left with yet another satisfied client. From Spanked Call Girls or the 4 Spanking site Clare Fonda Pass

Well the OTK Hand Spanking that Sarah Collins got last week on her bare bottom at English Spankers did not seem to have much effect. In fact after watching how hard she got spanked and how little the reaction I am quite convinced she has an iron bottom. Fortunately for us spanking such stubborn girls can indeed be influenced by environmentally unfriendly implements. Like the Wooden Paddle which I am sure was carved from a virgin tree, deep in the rain forest just before they burnt the area to make way for farms.

Now Mina Meow did indeed look fantastic getting spanked her bright red panties last week on Good Spanking. But indeed what is a spanking if its not on the bare bottom! Now indeed another wooden version of my namesake is used for her spanking which I am sure when varnished runs off to pollute our water supply. But the paddle that she is to be spanked looks like it is indeed plastic, which of course takes 1000’s of years to decompose. Well happily when our ancestors uncover Chelsea’s house in an archeology dig, they can bring home their find and punish their naughty women.

If there is any sure fire way to get a young girl spanked by her father or Mother is give her a hicky. Which incidentally back in the day when one was young enough to be amused by such things Your Humble Narrator quite inadvertently got one of his young loves spanked for exactly such a thing. Now being quite young and somewhat free spirited it never quite dawned on my that girls got spanked well into their teens. Which I was quite wrong about this particular girl coming from a rather strict catholic upbringing. I wish indeed I could tell you Dear Reader a long and drawn out story about such a spanking but my discovery was quite by accident with her telling me sometime later “don’t do that again, my mother saw it and gave me a spanking” and of course rather shocked so I did not ask for details. But as one could imagine at the time I felt quite bad. In any case Justine arrives home with drunk and with such a thing emblazoned on her neck. Alex having quite enough of this behavior rouses the quite hung-over girl at an early hour and ensures she will indeed not go back to sleep. From Spanked at Home

Speaking of Mothers Spanking Daughters our next update from Spanking Mags shows us just that! A young teen ignores her chores as teens tend to do and gets a good over the knee spanking for it! Of course this indeed was just not enough and she recieved the rawhide strap bent over the stove that she was supposed to clean.

Scooters are all the rage here after our gas prices went though the roof. I am of course waiting for the news flash “Study: driving your scooter results in DEATH” which simply means hitting anything while on a two wheel glorified bicycle at 40mph pretty much results in extreme injury. Which of course will mean the liberals will want to ban it, The conservatives will scream government intervention and we will all go back to driving our behemoth SUV’s and wrapping ourselves in bubble wrap. This of course can all be avoided by a good hard spanking for poor driving skills which Amy learns in this next update from Real Life Spanking.

Sometimes, particularly with girls who are new to spankings instead of out right discomfort we get a look like the lovely Barbara gets when she feels the first strike of the cane. It is more or less along the lines of “I don’t think I like this very much” which is indeed an understatement when bent over a chair naked. From Spanking Casting

The Lovely Zara Getting one long HARD OTK Paddling and finally being spanked to tears on Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Apparently they have obnoxious Neighbors in Japan as well! In my temporary quarters at The Spanking Spot I have a older gentleman (aka Old Coot) downstairs that complains about noise every time I walk around. That is despite the rug and taking my shoes off. Thankfully in this housing market my landlord cannot afford to lose anyone so I now take glee in jumping up and down every half an hour or so. Meanwhile Yuka is spanked by her neighbor on Handspanking for putting out her garbage on non-collection days. (I’ll have to experiment with that!)