Yes Dear Reader today is of course Boxing Day, a holiday we American’s know little about since we fought a war to ignore it and work the day after Christmas. (Thanks Washington). Now seeing it is a most English of holidays and their proximity to Ireland one would be forgiven imagining a day of drunkenness and brawls while the yobs beat the ever living snot out of each other. But it is far from it. And while I am sure much drunken fighting among otherwise pathetically polite people occurs it is far from such intent.
In fact no one really knows where it originated. Some say it was the traditional day the aristocracy gave their servants off. If this were the case I am sure Mitt Romney was cooking tonight. Regardless it indeed is an ancient holiday perhaps dating back to the pagan times before my ancestors conquered the British Isles and showed them how to feed people to the lions.
But the one thing it has nothing to do with spanking which I would really like to know why Dear Reader. Since Great Britain is a nation obsessed with spanking one would think at least one of their holidays would have such a tradition. But it indeed does not!
While this is most unfortunate, there is indeed an American who is and is quite willing to say horrible things about the British, in addition to bringing you the Spanking Updates of the Week!
So we begin today with an interesting one. It seems our favorite Mystery spanker has brought over an import. A Brit unsurprisingly but also an adopted daughter of Cyprus. Being that I am indeed American I had to look it up since it is not of course in North America thus unimportant since it is neither the snowy tundra to the north nor is it contributing to the influx of dirty brown people who don’t vote the way angry white men want them to. Dear Reader meet Angelica Vamp, a bondage model recently returning from hiatus. I suppose Cyprus girls could use a spanking just as much as the next girl. Which of course she is painfully subjected to with the cries of joy yelling “BAAAAAAAD Girl!” From Bun Beating Fun.
I have a confession to make Dear Reader. I have a thing about drop seat Pajama’s. So much so my significant other’s Christmas present consisted of 7 sets of the slumber-ware with instructions that for the remainder of the winter she is to wear nothing but them at bedtime lest I decided I need easy access to her posterior. A fact that is not lost on our friend the cameraman and his gaggle of naughty girls. It is none other than Kay Richards and Veronica Ricci who kinda wished that the flap was not so conveniently placed. From Girl Spanks Girl or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
While in this country, we tend to pat our animal rights activists on the head amusing ourselves that they think posing naked will for some unknown reason stop us from eating dead things while munching on a piece of veal. It seems our friends in the UK really really don’t like dogs doing things they are bred for, like killing things. So much so they want jail time for those horrible fox hunters doing things on their own land! Now I could indeed see it if there were a shortages of foxes, hell if that’s the case they can have some of mine! Particularly the one that was ripped apart in my back yard by something that was not a dog. That is inhumane! We should ban bears from eating foxes! In fact by that logic, we should be banned from spanking naughty women! Wait, SHHH that’s the next thing they will want to ban. Just to end my rant on a positive note, Despite being British, Pandora Blake really looks incredible in her latest update from Dreams of Spanking.
So this Christmas season the Priests took some time off from molesting minors in the little town of Bethlehem and would really like people to refrain from spitting on them. Apparently this is a big thing with orthodox Jews for some reason. You would think that a people who suffered one of the worst genocides in history would refrain from pissing off not only the Muslims but now the Catholics. I would assume the Hindu’s and the Buddhists are next. Take this advice from a friend my Dear Jewish Readers. Its alot like sticking your tongue out at a woman quite willing and able to tan your little bottom like poor naked Pi. From Punished Brats.
With nothing better to do like stop crime, Take away illegal guns, and generally stop people from killing each other. The police in Washington DC are investigating David Gregory, a respected reporter although he looks kinda like a blonde haired monkey. You see Dear Reader as part of a story he showed on air a 30 round magazine for the AR-15 as he debated a member of the Gun Lobby who thinks we should be all armed. Proving that police don’t understand the concept of “proving a point” apparently being in possession of such a thing of mass destruction within the confines of the city is illegal. Of course in our simplistic society we have jettisoned the concept of “motive” since that of course interferes with our ability to put people in jail and of course we can’t have that! Think of it this way Dear Reader. Take lovely Syrena. Say for example a fine specimen of female anatomy showed up to gym class without a Bra. Now, as in this case, “I didn’t feel like it” is indeed grounds for a spanking. However if there was a believable reason for why she didn’t wear proper under-things as much as I would hate doing it we might let her slide. This of course is not the case. From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Unsurprisingly Christmas did nothing for Allison Millers attitude. But indeed who would want it to when she is prancing around in skin tight shorts! Happily Firm Hand Spanking tries the wooden paddle firmly applied to her ass rather than the Christmas cheer to help persuade her.
Finally for today, While the Japanese are squabbling over uninhabited islands with the Chinese. We are squabbling over some uninhabited islands with Canada. Of course its less of a big deal since the only thing that the Canadians will do when we take them is throw snowballs at us while we ignore them. From Handspanking