The Scottish aside from wearing dresses and blowing bagpipes have a rather interesting holiday. Tonight of course is Robert Burns night. For more than 200 years the Scots have been celebrating their most beloved native poet one Robert Burns who wrote beautiful sonnets like “Ode to my sheep”, “What kind of crap is it if it is not Scottish”, and of course the unforgettable “Why do you toss that tree?”.
Our friends from the highlands celebrate their beloved bard with a tradition dinner of Haggis which in view of the ingredients is thankfully banned in the US. Though I would probably give it a try. Washed down of course with copious amounts of the finest Scottish whiskey and toasts to the lasses. Preferably including the fact that they get many spankings this year.
Actually I find it quite charming. To honor a master of the word while eating sheep stomach. Which of course I must good naturedly taunt my Scottish Dear Reader with the next installment of the Spanking Updates of the Week!
The Scottish are known as a fierce and proud tribe. This of course can be illustrated by the fact that they eat…. Hagis! Any group of people that indeed the Vikings feared are ok in my book. As one Viking writer put it “Scotland is full of dangerous natives who speak an incomprehensible language and the is weather awful”. One person who is as fearless as the Vikings is the sadly retired Niki Flynn. Having her bottom spanked by the best of them, she never met a challenge she could not meet. That is until she met Dallas who by her own admission described her butt burning punishment as the most painful she has ever experienced. From Dallas Spanks Hard.
So Karl in his quest to become the manliest spanker on the face of the earth might indeed think about moving to Scotland. After all who could find fault with people who’s men wear skirts and will kick the shit out of you should you mention it. Or of course he could stay in his own part of the world and spank incredibly hot women. From Spanking Server.
The most famous of Scottish sports is of course Caber tossing which consists of cutting down a tree, generally used for firewood and attempting to toss it. While they might be a fearsome people no one has ever accused them of progressiveness. Now their general garb while throwing a mighty tree might indeed be woman’s wear but here the women dress while skimpily, well armored when spanking a girl like Amaya Meda in a schoolgirl outfit. From Spanking Sorority Girls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Scotland has the highest proportion of redheads on the face of the earth, which of course means that I must visit there. 13% of the population are gingers which means that there are close to a quarter of a million redhead females who should either be kicked or spanked. I like those odds! Meanwhile our thoughts turn closer to home to the lovely dyed Allison Miller getting the slipper on her bare ass. From Firm Hand Spanking.
Sometimes Dear Reader you must spank with efficiency. After all if you have 4 girls who need the paddle it would take close to an hour to punish all of them. Better to have them strip down and paddle them all together. Like our friend Mr M does on Real Spanking Institute or even bettter the 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
I actually find it quite interesting that I am talking about an old scottish poet. You see Dear Reader I have been listening to the Hyperon Cantos which if you enjoy science fiction, I think you will love this series. Unfortunately in the book there is no instance of spanking. That must be left to our friends at Girls Boarding School.
Finally for tonight, Bad cooking is bad cooking. Though Sinn Sage with an apple in her mouth getting spanked is indeed delicious. From Spank Sinn.