So for the pleasure of those of you who don’t live in the United States, one of the more crazy Christian movements is called the dominion movement. This is of the thinking that one’s offspring will quite likely to be as crazy as you are thus you should have as many of them as possible thus finally out breeding us secular liberal scum who won’t let them nail the 10 commandments to any free surface lest they forget them.
Prominent nutcakes include the Duggars who haven’t quite realized that it is a vagina not a clown car. But I digress, for through their incredible scientific minds they have determined that catching the gay is in fact a direct result of having sex with demons. You see succubus and succubi come to you in your dreams and…… do things to you. Some things you might actually like! This of course somehow turns one gay and is responsible for all other ills in life. Like spanking!
Now I would like to hazard a guess what a spanking demon looks like. In fact I would muse that there are at least two very different spanking demons. For our spankee’s I would have to imagine a Lovecraftian character with hundreds of rotating arms and hands made of wood. For us spankers however I could imagine a beautiful perpetually naughty creature who’s ass turns to stone the moment you strike it. Horrible creatures indeed!
Thankfully most of us live in the 21st century where we actually have this thing called science. Which we know better than our scientists in this case since spanking girls is indeed good for them. Particularly on the Spanking Updates of the Week!
We begin today with a girl about the furthest thing from any creature Lovecraft dreamed up. The one and only bundle of cuteness Missy Rhodes! Even with the rather silly outfit the girl is simply adorable. What of course makes her more adorable is of course being held firmly over the knee with her panties pulled down getting an old fashion OTK Spanking. From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Ok there was a little snafu on the voting for the Best Facial Expression during a Spanking. It seems my software has the nasty little habit of replacing the previous poll with the newest poll. That is all fixed now thus feel once again free to vote to your hearts content. My apologies, perhaps I am the one that should be spanked. But I assure you that no one really wants to see that. What you do want to see is the bottom bruising spanking that Sally Spark is getting on Spanking Sarah.
There is an old joke that Brushstrokes dies and goes to hell. Your Humble Narrator finds himself in a long hallway with 3 other men in a long dimly lit hallway lined with doors. The devil, appears and leads us to the first door and opens it. He says to the first man “Cake Boy, this is your hell” and from behind the door is the most ugly hideous looking female he has ever seen. As the door closes you can hear the screams of terror. We walk to the second door and the devil opens it. He says “Dallas this is your Hell” and from behind the door comes an even more ugly and hideous female (in addition to a room full of dolls). Once again you can hear the screams as the female has her way with him. Finally he opens the third door. Much to my joy a gorgeous blonde female appears. The Devil points to me and says “Amelia Jane Rutherford this is your hell!” From Triple A Spanking.
Now since the Republican Party has an issue with Poor People, anyone with lady parts, brown people, those who have caught the gay and of course lost the election badly. They did the only logical thing. They nominated all angry white men to chairmanships house. I mean all of them! Well one can hope they will change. Or the other possibility is that they get to spank their underlings when they don’t toe the party line and insist that rich people get tax breaks. Which of course is what CEO David Pierson is quite upset about. Luckily there is a nice heiny to take his frustrations out on. From Punished Brats.
Ooh what indeed do we have here Dear Reader? A new naughty girl on Real Spankings. Dear Reader meet 25 year old Zoe, who has never been spanked in her life! The Horror! This indeed must be rectified immediately. I cannot imagine all the naughty things she has done in her life that has not been addressed. Thankfully the wonderful Betty Blaze takes care of that for us. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
I guess indeed there is some advantage to opening your home to a poor hot exchange student. Just make sure she gets a dose of what happens to naughty girls in your country. From Regulation Knickers.
Finally for today Dear Reader, usually a teacher sends a note home which ends up with the girl getting spanked. But what happens if her mother refuses to discipline her? Well then I think it is only fair for the teacher to apply her preferred method of punishment. Which of course we all know is a good hard bare bottom spanking. From Handspanking.