So an Odd thing happened to me the other day Dear Reader. I always wondered what I would do right before the end of the world. Would Your Humble Narrator sit quietly and wait for the end to come? Run is circles screaming like a little girl? Well overwhelmed by the steady drumbeat of media hype that is Swine Flu I saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse riding over the horizon. In my fear and paranoid delusion I had decided that the end must be near. But Your Humble narrator did not quietly contemplate life or scream (well maybe for a little while) but I grabbed the nearest pretty girl and gave her a good OTK spanking. This of course puzzled said girl since she obviously did not share in my delusion. And while her spanking hurt the Tazers hurt quite a bit more. However I am pleased to find that I have internet access inside the county jail.
The DA (a bit of a spanko himself) was kind enough to offer me a deal. I suspect it is because that dishing out a spanking to an unsuspecting woman screaming “REPENT THE END IS NEAR” is simply something they never thought to make a crime for. So as a part of my community service I am starting A Spanking for Doomsday support group. Should Swine Flu or any other catastrophe befall us it is a support group that will immediately find each other and deliver (or recieve) a good spanking.
Unfortunately my cellmate Bubba feels the idea is lacking but he is quite affectionate giving your humble narrator lots of hugs of support. However he is an impatient one (he seems to like the brand of my underwear) so I must get started on The Spanking Updates of the Week!
Money Dear Reader can make friends do horrible things to each other. You see the lovely Abigail Whittaker ran up her phone bill and asked her incredibly hot friend Ashli Orion to lend her $500. On her next photo shoot Ashli demands that the check be made out to her to clear Abigail’s debt. Rather then trying to figure out whom to believe Mr… Ford decides to spank them both. The one that gives up doesn’t get the money and gets spanked by the other. Knowing how hard Abi has gotten spankings in the past I think it is simply not fair. Perhaps I will need to spank them both again. From My Spanking Roommate 
Girls apparently just want to have fun but sometimes it ends with painful consequences. Gretta here, a Cindy Lauper lookalike (sans red hair) is auditioning for Mood Pictures epic spanking movies. Time after Time her poor bottom is smacked with the cane showing her true colors as a spankee. From Mood Castings 
Summer has made an early appearance here in New England. This of course means that it is time to switch from my beloved martini’s to something more refreshing. Like Vodka and Tonic! Aside from my drinking habits it also means a return to miniskirts and in some cases short hair for the ladies to keep cool during the dog days of summer. Now typically I like women with long hair but there is just something about women with short hair getting spanked that I find most irresistible. Apparently our hero Peter Schoober agrees as he applies a very hard strapping to this attractive girl. From Spanking Server. 
As we all know Amy Hunter has a lovely little bottom. I mean the damn thing is made for spanking. Now just knowing how she dresses one can tell she picks her clothes (like many females) to accentuate her rear. This is an art that is indeed lost on men since I would be willing to bet none of us have ever looked in a mirror to determine if whatever we are wearing make are asses look fat or not (or in my case non-existent) . But our delicious Amy knows how to turn on her fans. Particularly when the panties come down and it is spanked by a brush. From Good Spanking or Chelsea Pfeiffer’s 2 site Spanking Special 
Young People these days, Sheesh. When I was young pretty much all of my friends drove around in piece of crap cars that we fixed ourselves. Now days they drive around in tricked out vehicles that are probably worth more then my house. True Story, One of my friends who was rather well off. Her father promised her a Saab when she got her license. On the big day she called us up to come over and view her new found freedom. Her father however had other ideas and was quite a jokester. Well she did get her Saab. But instead of the gleaming sports machine she envisioned, he got her a 20 year old model with 3 cylinders. With 4 people in the car two had to get out on for the thing to drive up hills. She was less then amused. But unlike today’s teenagers she took it in stride and drove the car with pride. Unlike Monica here which earned her one hell of a spanking. From Real Spankings or available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass 
Rough Man Spank brings us a Young Woman who is punished by her transgressions by the village bottom beater. You have to love small villages in Eastern Europe. The do know how to punish wayward girls. 
I suspect that our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian from Real Life Spanking like Yours Truly enjoys a beer (or 10) now and then. You see he went to visit his new spankee Betty in her new apt. Yet she had only water! Now I indeed know the want of a cold beer on a hot afternoon. How rude Dear Reader! Now the logical thing is to go down the street and pick up some of your favorite beverage (if anyone says Budweiser I’ll ban em) but not before teaching Betty’s nice little bottom a thing or two about having guests over. 
The wooden board is perhaps the most feared and reviled spanking implement known to girls bottoms. It is pretty much the least favorite of any of our spankee’s that I have interviewed. But Pixie takes the board with grace and alot of yelling. From Punished Brats 
A pants down spanking initiation for a incredibly hot girl on Spanking Digital (or via SpankPass) 
Now as we discussed last week Wynter Sky has quite a bit less padding on her exquisite ass then most. So its only fair that she gets spanked with a low impact implement. Luckily the cane fits that profile since while it delivers quite a sting it lacks the deep impact damage as say a board or even the hand. A perfect spanking implement for this platinum blonde beauty. From English Spankers. 
And Finally for today, what better way to celebrate the arrival of summer then with a good spanking in the great outdoors. Even better on the tennis courts! You see Dear Reader from years in my youth running tennis courts I have developed a healthy disrespect for tennis players. Now I have nothing against the game itself, but somehow it seems to attract the most petty childish players that I have ever seen in any sport. In my opinion they should all get a spanking like this. Besides the outfits just scream SPANK ME! From Handspanking 
Brushstrokes