Well Dear Reader the movie Avatar is all the rage making a (sticks pinky in his mouth) BILLION dollars and indeed the fastest movie to get there to date.  This of course begs the question do peaceful woodland beings from another planet enjoy spanking each other?  Well while they are rather blue they do indeed have bottoms which of course could be spanked, though the tails tend to get in the way, but I digress. 

As we explore the universe we will no doubt one day come upon intelligent life.  Now it remains in doubt if they would consider us the same, particularly if they intercept television signals from Glen Beck.  But aside from that consider dear reader if aliens could or would have a spanking fetish?  But before you do We must assume a couple of things.  First they have to have bottoms which indeed would be the most important thing preferably next to ones sexual organs.  You see if for example you found an alien that defecated out of his head spanking it in any comfortable position would be quite impossible.  Tails as I said would be quite problematic as well and well I guess we would have to see if they are humanoid or not.  Finally we must consider its skin,  if it is indeed a silicone based life form than as we all know from experience spanking a rock is indeed not very effective.

But Dear Readers these are things to ponder when you look in wonder up at the stars.  But here we have spanking of 100% human naughty ladies on the Spanking Updates of the week!

We are going to begin again with the new spanking site Spanked in Uniform because many of you adventurous readers could not wait for my review to join and many of you raved about it.  You raved so much might I add that I indeed joined quite earlier then Yours Truly was ready for.  What Indeed did I find?  Well I can tell you this much Dear Reader,  Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has outdone himself.  This site has launched with more unique material than I have seen during my tenure at The Spanking Spot.  I usually give a pass for new sites and the amount of material they launch with but triple A had indeed blown the grading curve.  This weeks update is our delectable schoolgirls getting spankings in their series St. Catherine’s School for girls.  I can tell you Dear Reader I will be spending the rest of today filling up my hard drive with their wonderful material.

I cannot believe I missed this Dear Reader, My Lilly Anna getting spanked on Spanked Sweeties!  This is a week or so old,  and my martini’s must be effecting my memory so I apologize to you Dear Reader.  Coupled with the very tender bottomed Alicia Panetierre getting spanked by Claire’s lucky cameraman it is indeed a bare bottom beating to remember. Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass.

Can’t… Decide… To… Many…. Wonderful….. SPANKINGS!  For once Dear Reader I am not going to show you the lovely Kami getting her beautiful bottom spanked but the incredibly cute Irelynn Logeen getting her bare bottom spanked.  I hate when Northern Spanking makes Your Humble Narrator choose!  I am so torn!  Excuse me, I must go flog myself now. 

Starting off this New Year Andi Rae made a new years resolution.  To get her first M/f spanking,  which (wisely might I add) our friend David Pierson reserved the honor for himself.  And can you blame him!  She is oh so spankable.  Waiting in her room for David to get home in her Pajama’s she does not indeed have to wait long her her painful OTK Spanking.  From Punished Brats

ooh now Who indeed is this?  We have Stacy, a brand new girl to Real Spanking Institute getting the paddle no less on her first day!  This young pigtailed girl could be yet another spanking superstar with the right bottom smacking.  Also available on the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Ah the cheerleader,  A mysterious creature much like the blue people we spoke about earlier.  Except they don’t have tails!  Now I must admit I have always wanted to spank a cheerleader.  You see back in my school days your humble narrator was somewhat odd (big surprise there) and rather socially awkward.  As you might have guessed I am not exactly a people person even back then.  In any case of course the cheerleaders would not give your humble narrator the time of day.  Which of course is a bit ironic since I regretfully returned for a pre-reunion party in which most of them (actually all of them) now live in a trailer park and are 300 pounds with 6 kids.  But being the kind person I am I do want to travel back in time and indeed spank some sense into them explaining beauty is indeed not forever but us socially awkward people indeed can spank and we are in vogue!  From Firm Hand Spanking

What is indeed old is what is new again.  My friend Dallas of Dallas Spanks Hard brings back the superstar he launched into the spanking industry Amelia Jane Rutherford and the spanking world will never be the same.  As you might recall my review of I Dream of Janie is indeed now available on his website.  With Amelia’s reddening bottom in all its glory. Though I promised I wouldn’t make fun of his doll collection in the background.
 

You know I never had a curfew as a kid,  which was quite disconcerting since you never knew when coming home late was too late.  Fortunately for me all of my friends did which happily was not too late thus keeping your young Humble Narrator out of trouble.  Though I did actually fall asleep with my girlfriend at the time (I swear we fell asleep)  until 3am which I decided the the best course of action to keep my head from being blown off was to drive her home and confront her parents with the truth who were indeed quite pissed.  Taken back about Your Humble Narrator’s honesty I can happily tell you (or unhappily depending on your point of view) she was indeed not spanked nor was Yours Truly head blown off.  Which is indeed why I am showing you this girl coming home late and getting a hard spanking from Elizabeth Simpson.  From Spank My Bottom or the better valued SpankPass.

What in the name of all that is spanking may I ask is a 1st Form Gymslip or indeed a 6th form Uniform.  I mean I watched Harry Potter.  I get what a form is sort of.  I am convinced the UK wants to confuse the rest of the world with such bizarre terms.  From Sound Punishment

And Finally for this week, we have the wonderful retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics brought to you by our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer. 

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