This may sound odd Dear Reader, But I hate driving. It just seems like such a complete waste of time to Your Humble Narrator when I could be doing better things like well…. Writing about Spanking! Since in the US, our concept of any sort of mass transit seems to rather flawed, I am of course forced to. Now I try to spend as little time in the car as humanly possible, which is the reason I drive rather fast.
Now I don’t tend to weave in and out of traffic like a complete idiot. But when the conditions are safe I tend to go 80 or 90 on the highway, which means of course I spend much time in the left lane. (or the right for you strange people who drive on the wrong side of the road in your silly country). The left lane in this country is for passing, which in the case I am driving 30 mph over the speed limit, as logic goes, I am passing everyone thus I belong there. Now if someone comes up behind me doing say 100, I typically move over so he can go about his merry way (and get caught before I do!).
I have of course during the holidays been doing quite a bit of driving, and like many of you, have come across the inconsiderate nitwit that insists on driving the speed limit in the left lane. Now not to sound misogynistic but I have noticed that these people consist of two groups, Old people and women. Now this sort of behavior can be expected from old people since they are desperately looking for a farmers market to plow their car into. But I would expect our fairer sex to know the rules of the road. Thus I propose a new traffic law, any female found in the left lane should be pulled over immediately and be given a good hard Spanking. While it probably would lead to more rubbernecking as drivers slow down to see the Spanking Spectacle it would indeed be rather satisfying.
Well, Perhaps one will find this new law on the driving test, “If a female is found driving in the left lane you should a) go around her, b) smash into the rear of her car, c) give her the finger or d) pull her over and Spank her Bare Bottom” . I would have to say such a thing would give my poor middle finger the rest it deserves. But thankfully I am not on the road today, and it is Thursday which of course means it is time for the Spanking Updates of the Week
Let us begin with The lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford. Hailing from our friends across the pond she of course is used to driving on the wrong side of the road. Unfortunately the Spanking of her incredible bare bottom has nothing to do with her Automobile Skills. In addition to the odd driving side preference the English are quite fond of some strange thing called roundabouts. In fact, like the metric system busybodies keep telling us how great they are since the English apparently are unable to navigate 4 way intersections. Well they built one nearby, and it not only confuses your humble narrator, but my GPS Unit as well. I happily drive around in circles a few times desperately trying to get off thing anywhere. What if in the unlikely event I was late to give the lovely ARJ a Spanking. Please keep the roundabouts to England. From Firm Hand Spanking
Our Dear Clare Fonda is back with an update on Girl Spanks Girl featuring the very naked Isobel Wren getting her finely sculpted bare bottom Spanked. It seems that in addition to being incredibly hot she is also a rather upcoming fetish model. Fortunately she can take a pretty hard Spanking. Also Available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
With Christmas upon us its generally assumed our girls are using the Credit Card with abandon. Thus English Spankers has come up with a brilliant idea for when our ladies have to get out of debt and we are not around to provide correction. The Cash Strapped Girls company is there with in our ladies time of need. They of course get the cash they need to pay their bill but not without a painful bottom to remind them not do spend too much again.
Juliet Valentina is taking a break from getting her hot little bottom Spanked by trying her hand at doing some Spanking of her own. Now I much prefer this full bottomed beauty over the knee, but I must say she does a decent job at punishing Lily Anna’s Ass. Those red cheeks demonstrating that Juliet can indeed Spank. Lets hope she doesn’t get too good at it and decides to be a full time Top. From Punished Brats
Our Lovely Lila who should be Spanked every day until her lovely hair grows back (considering the length that could take some time) gives new meaning to having your ass on fire from the able Mr M this week. I thought girls after a harsh Spanking liked to put ice on their bare bottoms, not heat! From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
I’m sorry Dear Reader, but this girl is simply one of the cutest Spankee’s I have seen. Young and beautiful Tiffany does not look too pleased with getting bent over and getting her bottom Spanked quite hard. Hard enough that she is barely able to contain her tears. But then again that is the whole point! From Spanking Casting
Finally for today, I have no idea why our girls are so fond of sleepovers. If there is any night that someone is guaranteed a Spanking it is when there are two girls to fuel sleeplessness by yapping at each other all night. They simply cannot help themselves. Which of course means its going to be a long but enjoyable night for our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. From Real Life Spanking
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