Well Dear Readers I must say I am a bit disappointed in our fair Spanking Site owners. As you might recall back in February Your Humble Narrator announced The Spanking Spot Challenge: The Cult of the Snuggie. Sadly the various spanking houses did not take Yours Truly up on it. One would of course think that some entrepreneurial spanko would like a little extra attention on this blog. Perhaps of course they though I was indeed not serious! Which would be of course would be quite forgivable since I am rarely serious about anything. But indeed Dear Site Owners I am very serious, I do believe that we should inject some fun into spanking scenes and indeed that is what I am doing here.
The rules to the spanking challenge are simple. The challenge can be a theme, item or whatever my devious mind can come up with. My Dear Site Owners take it from there. You can use the challenge as a prop, a spanking implement, a reason for a spanking or whatever your devious mind can come up with. The challenge is open to Everyone, whether your site has been reviewed on the Spanking Spot or not. The first site to complete the challenge (and email me of course) will get a nice post displaying your work (links included of course) and of course your link displayed prominently on the front page as the winner of the Spanking Spot Challenge and another will be issued.
So what might be the challenge this time you ask? Well for those of your growing up in the late 80’s and 90’s I would be willing to bet a sum of money that the single biggest reason for getting a spanking was of course video games. The mantra of “just one more level” grates on the nerves of any parent trying to get their spawn to do their homework or clean their room. So why in fact has there been no spankings given in our little community over video games! Now obviously this is more the theme or reason for a spanking type though I would be willing to pay good money to see one of you try to spank someone with a Playstation or an Xbox however impractical. So my friends out there with Spanking pay
sites. This is your challenge should you choose to accept it.
Now off to the news. Gloria Vanderbilt has a new book out. And guess what, she is indeed a spanko! Yes Dear Reader, one of the most famous people of the fashion world, from one of the wealthiest old money families and mother to Anderson Cooper was quite into spanking (among other things). Now this book looks to be fiction But it does give us a glimpse on how fantastically wealthy spanko’s live. She also seems to enjoy Your Humble Narrator’s namesake mentioning one ebony, smooth-backed Mason Pearson
hairbrush purchased at Harrods which as she tells it to be spanked with it (or spanking with it) is a “serious matter”. Now since she was quite attractive when she was young do any of you think that her three husbands or many suitors wouldn’t have put her over their knee?
Another article I happened across this week asks the question Can Feminists Like Spanking? Now this may not really be the most popular position but I firmly believe whether a feminist likes spanking or not she probably really needs one. Now do not get me wrong Dear Reader, I am indeed for woman’s rights but it seems to Your Humble Narrator that women (at least in the US and probably the UK) have been sold a lousy bill of goods. Women have been told for the pas 30 or 40 years or so that they can have it all. A career, family, loving husband, money etc. The fact of the matter is that is simply untrue. Meanwhile the divorce laws have become so stacked against men many are refusing to marry in first place. If you indeed cheat on your wife or choose to divorce her, she gets pretty much everything and you get to pay for her for a good portion of the rest of her life. I actually don’t have a problem with this. If she however cheats on you, you get to of course give her everything and pay her for a good portion of her life. Where indeed is the equality in this? So now young men seeing this ask themselves why in the world would they want to subject themselves to a contract that the law can and will negate anytime its convenient? Which of course leaves a dearth of unmarried and rather frustrated women who then in turn say that men are afraid to commit! Well unfortunately ladies this is what the world has become. So if you know a feminist, put her over your knee today and give her a good spanking.
Brushstrokes
I couldn’t do the snuggie challenge as I couldn’t get one in the UK, but I am SO all over your video game challenge.