I got a rather strange phone call the other day from the office of the former president Bill Clinton. Much to my surprise he did not want a blue dress laundered but he had a message for me. You see Dear Reader I am a primary challenger against an entrenched democrat, one that is preferred by our present Administration. Now my positions are somewhat radical since I am indeed running on a pro Spanking platform and intend to introduce legislation limited the hem of females skirts to 4 inches below the buttocks and forcing manufactures of other woman’s clothing to include a flap in the back.
But I must have ruffled some feathers. It seems that the in return for dropping my candidacy the present administration was prepared to offer me with a job. My choices are indeed the Spanking Under Secretary or Director of the agency that regulates offshore drilling called Minerals Management. I can of course choose whichever position is indeed less of a joke.
Well Dear Reader I will have to think long and hard on this one, the chance to represent the spanko’s of this world is indeed has been a dream of mine. So I shall ponder this while of course I bring you the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Now of course if I am named Under-Secretary of Spanking my under under-secretary of spanking (no pun intended) shall of course be the great Clare Fonda. I mean how else would I get my campaign donations if it weren’t for her fine heiny which I am sure many donors would like to spank. I would also encourage her to bring the entourage of pretty girls that appear on her site to be spanked such as the young and gorgeous April O’Neal. April, recommended by her friend of Aiden Ashley (Great recommendation!) was indeed spanked growing up and is no stranger to a red and stinging bottom. Which of course Clare attempts to recreate here. From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass 
I would hazard a guess that had blogging been invented when I was in school I would indeed have been kicked out of just about every school I attended. Yes indeed Dear Reader your beloved Brushstrokes was a malcontent even then. Thankfully when I was in school students actually had rights as our principle found out one early summer day when he tried to ban girls from wearing shorts. When the entire student body showed up the next day in the most obnoxious shorts possible he could only hang his head in shame. But thankfully (at least for us spanko’s) such freedom of protest has indeed been squelched in today’s schools. Damning our youth to a lifetime of being sheeple. But not the lovely Pandora! As smart as she is beautiful she is indeed not afraid to speak her mind at St Catherine’s School for girls. At least until she gets a hard Bare Bottom Spanking. From Spanked in Uniform 
One of the responsibilities of the Spanking Under-Secretary I am told is to inspect new paddles to ensure they apply the right amount of pressure when they are used upon a girls bottom. But indeed for Chelsea who has more than once sent gifts and free porn, I will of course fast track any request of hers. I will approve any request she has in 5 minutes! Of course the ramifications of anything faulty would result in catastrophic damage to a girls bare behind. But it is indeed not likely to kill millions upon millions of sea and bird life so I suppose it is an easier job then Director of Minerals Management. Then again I am sure that the lovely Kailee Robertson would beg to disagree. From Good Spanking 
Yes Yes Dear Reader, I know what you are going to say, Has this become the Lila Spanked Spot? After all yesterday she got a good hard OTK Spanking. But with Mr M’s insistence of putting each model up all at once and my obsession in showing her every painful Spanking of her beautiful bottom. I had to share this with you. From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass. 
One of my favorite movies was “The Warriors” with such likes as “Warriors come out to Playeyay” and of course the depiction of copious amounts of violence by strangely dressed gangs one cannot make a better movie. So it delights me that the next naughty girl to be spanked at Firm Hand Spanking, Goldie Rosemont, kind of reminds me of the somewhat dysfunctional love interest in the movie. And this is good Dear Reader since I spent most of the movie thinking she should be spanked, and wondering why hard core less than silly dressed gangsters involved in all sorts of illegal activates did not oblige. Finally after many years Dear Reader my fantasy comes true.
On a final note, (And I am modifying this after I post it which I rarely do. The spanker here, whom I do not know is name is quite good and uses a wooden ruler on this new girls bottom. I am indeed impressed!
It seems that the folks at Spanking Teen Brandi have indeed understood what I have been talking about in my campaign speeches. Drop seat for not just Pajama’s but for all women’s clothing! This of course will give us Spankers the ability to spank them discreetly and quickly anywhere they misbehave without all that fuss of pulling down their pants. Plus when I introduce the Spanking Act of 2011 which will make it illegal for any female to pad their behind’s this indeed will make it much easier to check. Also Available though the better priced Real Spanking Pass 
Well the dreaded Interns have arrived in offices across the world. Being Millennial’s they of course need praise and encouragement for finding their way to work on time. Perhaps even an award for “Showing up on time Today” followed by cake, cookies and a call to their parents since if you don’t their parents will undoubtedly call you to berate you for treating their snowflake so harshly. But in my office at the very least the coddled masses will indeed learn how the real world works. Which of course involves menial tasks that they feel is beneath them. Unfortunately for Your Humble Narrator Spanking is strictly prohibited for our young wards. I can guarantee they would learn quite a bit more. From Strict Spanking 
Being Spanked with a belt is harsh Dear Reader. So it should be limited to particular egregious offences since if used properly it will guarantee to bring tears to the eyes of any girl getting spanked with it. From Spanking Family 
And Finally for Tonight it seems that Japanese girls indeed get spanked before going to bed. Now I would argue that such treatment is particularly cruel since the girl who is to be spanked has to spend the entire day thinking about the searing stings of a bare ass Spanking. Of course there is always hope no matter how slim that begging to keep from getting that spanking she so deserves will thwart the stinging bottom as she retires for the evening. From Cutie Spankee 
Brushstrokes
Hey Brushstrokes – I thought you required contributions towards your boat before giving special treatment! Giving out favours is how standards start to slip, you know
Hey I gotta give credit where credit is due. Now I am going sailing!
You should have taken the job as Minerals Management director – the portion of your boat’s cost not borne by our erstwhile Spanking Houses would then be tax deductible!