Your Humble Narrator apparently “Rocks”.  I know this Dear Reader since I am told on a frequent basis by this silly game that this is indeed true.  You see Dear Reader,  once upon a time Your Humble Narrator wondered what kind of pathetic human being sat and played a fake guitar to a pre-defined rhythm only to be rewarded with music that one can easily download illegally!  That is until your Humble Narrator was quite nefariously given a “guitar hero” set.  You see Dear Reader,  mashing buttons on a plastic device made to look like a musical instrument has embolden me that Yours Truly can “Rock” with the likes of Jimmy Paige, Angus Young and yes even Ricky Martin.  I am Dear Reader the “Brushstrokes of Rock” !  FREEBIRD!

Ok Dear Reader enough of my amusement.  Once again its time for The Spanking Updates of the week.  But before we go on.,  DON’T FORGET TO NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE SPANKO’S. 

Quick Newsflash!  Sadly Betty Page a early forerunner in spanking is dead at the age of 85.  She will be missed

I must be living in the wrong country Dear Readers since they simply do not make lazy maids of this quality here in the US. Aside from filling out the outfit quite well this girl has a ass that approaches on perfection.  Our Dear Karl recognize this and gives us a fantastic OTK spanking of it.  Meanwhile in the other 6 updates on Spanking Server we get some nice canings of schoolgirls and one girl’s date with the stocks

So Amelia Jane Rutherford was awakened and spanked by per posh private tutor a couple of weeks ago.  Well its looking like she was having a bad day since after being awoken so abrupt and painfully she gets dressed in her precious school uniform only to suffer the indignity of another spanking!  From Northern Spanking

Yes I know this next update from Firm Hand Spanking denies us Dear Reader the glory of seeing Samantha Woodley’s bare bottom.  But Wooden paddles do hurt and none of us would want our Samantha to damage that precious ass of hers.  Plus sometimes a good spanking over jeans or a tight skirt just feels right. 

Being that Your Humble Narrator got stuck in the middle of nowhere Hell that is Pennsylvania for 4 years I was not to fond of the state in my younger years.  Actually Its not really Pennsylvania since as far as I am concerned the state is comprised of Philly and Pittsburg, with the remaining area’s being more like Kentucky.  In any case I had and took the opportunity to spill soup on the governor of PA in return for being arrested for underage drinking.  (A crime that I’m not sure was illegal from the area I came from).  Now Unlike Clare here I did not get a spanking.  But that is a good thing Dear Reader since neither I nor the governor would have enjoyed it.  Unlike this spanking from Real Spanking Institute or Real Spanking Pass

Salt and Peppered haired Jody finds herself once again dolled up in a schoolgirl uniform and subsequently over a gentleman’s knee with her very shapely bottom exposed.  A great traditional OTK Spanking here for the traditionalist spanker.  That and its in true high definition!  From HD Spank (or their 14 site special)

Ah my muse Leia Ann Woods and my favorite female spanker My Dear Clare Fonda meet up for a naked spanking for Leia.  This from what I was told by Clare was a impromptu spanking session when both ladies were at the Shadowlane party.  Now had I known Leia was going to be there this year I surely would have made double the effort to be there.  From Spanked CallGirls

Speaking of shapely we have yet another butt that is famous for its unique attributes.  That rear just happens to be owned by the one and only Sascha Harvey!  Her prison uniform thoughtfully removed for us to enjoy her in her fantastic birthday suit.  From Bars and Stripes

You know Dear Reader I really didn’t think I would like this latest update from Bad Tushy when I first glanced at it.  While a picture is worth a thousand words Dear Reader A Movie is worth a few more then that.  First the Spanker is HOT!  I mean very attractive.  Second while the super pretty ones don’t usually spank hard. this girl beats the shit out of the spankee’s bottom with a large wooden paddle.  The unfortunate girl receiving this treatment does not seem prepared about how much those damn paddles hurt but she manages to suffer though it for a great spanking scene.

Sinn Sage is indeed a busy girl.  She has lined up Ariel X (who is also a very sexy spankee) to beat her bottom this week on her website Spank Sinn

ooh it appears that Xerotics has a new girl for the spanking.  On Spanked Schoolgirls they feature this yet unnamed model.  Attractive?  check,  Needs to eat a sandwich?  Check.  Not sure I like the  hairstyle, but it is quite interesting which I am sure warrants a good spanking.  (or also Xerotics 14 site Special)
 

God I miss Brandi.  I wonder if there is anything we can do to get this girl out of retirement.  Well at least we have the material that Spanking Teen Brandi is still posting. 

I think I remember these from days gone by Dear Reader.  Another blast from the past to finish up the spanking updates of the week.  This classic is from Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Retro Spanking site Good Spanking Classics.

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