Bureaucracy Spanking

One of the reasons I do not indeed think I can ever work for the government Dear Reader is that Bureaucracy to me is like the 9th circle of hell.  If this is indeed the case then I am in the 8th.  Now anyone who has worked for a large company before knows that there will always be some policy or dictate that will stand in the way of you know…  actually doing your job.  But I believe that I have found a company so focused on itself that it views its primary purpose as making ludicrous policies to annoy people than to actually sell stuff and make money. 

Now I have always regarded the Human Resources department’s sole function to make sure that people like me never ever get to speak with people like you.  But it seems with my present employer the HR department has indeed gone absolutely wild.  The other day I received a communication dictating what font all emails should be typed in, simultaneously being told I cannot hire a former temp to a critical full time position because he was let go on December 31st and I tried to rehire him on January 15 thus he must go though another background check.  Did he manage to rob a bank in 16 short days? Perhaps engage in a terrorist plot!  If so then I really want to hire the guy since he does indeed work fast. 

I guess Dear Reader I should have know since I was warned by a number of high priced head hunters.  Though I honestly thought they were exaggerating slightly since surely no company could operate under such circumstances. Certainly not a profitable one.  But as I often am.  I was of course wrong. 

Which brings me to my next topic which has nothing to do with my foreword.  The Spanking Updates of the week!

Since last week was a rather abbreviated spanking updates (The truth is I simply pooped out Dear Reader) We have quite a bit of catching up to do.  So we will begin with a little spank-off on Spanked Call Girls.  You see both Alyssa Reese and Melissa Jacobs want to leave the life of the ladies of the night.  In fact they are both going for the same job!  Obviously not with my present employer since it would probably take a year or two to hire them.  But they decide to settle it for themselves with lovely Alyssa getting the painful end of the hand.  Also available thought the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass. 

Once again Dear Reader it is time to relax that jaw and leave it ajar with our Manliest spanker of them all the great and honored Karl at Spanking Server for he has once again found the perfect specimen to spank.   Now I do not know Claudie’s offence but it must be a good one since the strap that is applied to her perfect bottom is hard and true.

Now one of the problems I have with my new employer is that throughout my life I have always held the personal mantra that the rules do not apply to me.  The rule is unless there is a good chance that someone will put me in jail or someone will get hurt,  I generally ignore such inconvenient things. I do indeed rip off the label of my mattress,  I ignore jury duty notices and definitely don’t return the shopping cart back to its designated area!  I am a rebel without a clue.  So incidentally is lovely Lorraine who’s hair has finally grown from that horrid haircut.  Unfortunately for her,  her rebellious nature gets her spanked.  From Punished Brats. 
     

You know I hate to say it Dear Reader but my dear friend Dallas is getting up there in the years.  After all he just moved to Florida,  He has been shouting at clouds for years, and his lovely wife confided in me he recently drove in the left lane 10 miles below the speed limit with his blinker on to get to the early bird special only to double his discount with his AARP card.  It is sad indeed how the mighty fall.  Well at least we can enjoy this retro spanking of a never before released spanking that Raven one of his ex significant others got much I suspect to Sabrina’s satisfaction.  From Dallas Spanks Hard. 

You know in the wake of shootings in my adopted New England.  There has been quite a bit on nonsense from the right and the left.  But I say to my liberal brethren we do not in fact need a database full of people who have ever took Prozac.  Instead I learned of a group of people called the Sandy Hook deniers who insist that the massacre was either a hoax or a conspiracy.  Considering the helicopters flying over my house during those dark days and personally knowing some of the victims I can say without a doubt that I think we have finally found a group of people who probably should not own guns or perhaps be allowed to speak in public in the first place.  Unfortunately our constitution did not account for a significant percentage of the population to become insane.  Nor might I add that it accounted for very attractive girls like Kajira mouthing off and getting a bare bottom spanking on Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass. 
   

I swear to my creator that the Able Amsterdam Authorities takes that damn green couch with him where ever he goes.  From Real Life Spanking 
   

There are two things that I absolutely want to do if I ever win the lottery.  The first is to hire a man’s man to follow me around and insult me.  Something like “Would you like me to wash your balls for your sir?”  The second thing is to hire a sexy and rather incompetent maid like the lovely Jessica Jensen which as part of her employment contract will include getting spanked.  From English Spanking. 

Finally for today we have yet another example of what happens to schoolgirls who sell their panties to salarymen in Japan.  Somehow I think spanking them upon their spares might after all increase the supply!  From Handspanking. 

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