Title: I Married a Brat

Starring: Samantha Woodley, Gino Coletti

Produced By: Tony Elka

Written and Directed By: Eve Howard

Distributed by: The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

Runtime:  00:27:16

Price:  7 day rental $1.95 Lifetime: $12.95 (or a la cart with purchased minutes)

Dating much younger women Dear Reader is indeed an interesting experience.  One that I never thought I would ever get to enjoy.  But alas life has a funny way of throwing curve balls and a few surprises indeed.  Who knew that funny looking middle aged spanking bloggers were indeed in such demand!  Perhaps it is indeed my sports car and the fact that I do not live in my mothers basement like many of their peers or perhaps younger women know deep down that they need an older gentleman with a firm hand for when they indeed begin acting like brats. 

Now there is indeed much lost in translation being with a female who was born when one was well into  high school.  To them 80’s parties are simply fun nostalgia, to me of course I inevitably owned half the clothing they are wearing!  Now these are indeed challenges when one is simply dating but the gap widens indeed when marriage is involved, and thus is the subject of our next title “I Married a Brat” from our most distinct spanking house Shadowlane. 

Our story begins with our soon to be hero Gino Coletti (awesome name by the way) attempting to get his young wife to get dressed so they can attend one of his work functions.  We come to find out that his wife, played by the one and only Samantha Woodley, while enjoying the fruits of being married to an established older guy indeed seems to be less than interested in the responsibilities around it.  It seems that she has married at quite a young age being too young to drink legally at these types of functions.  Perhaps Eve was making a social statement concerning our idiotic alcohol laws in this country since where else can you be old enough to marry, bear children yet somehow not be responsible to drink.  But I digress. 

Refusing to get dressed Gino wisely threatens our young Samantha with a Spanking, which our lovely Samantha is indeed surprised and offended to hear.  Deciding to push the limits of her husband’s patience she decides not only to continue to refuse but actively avoid her upcoming spanking by running around the outdoor ping pong paddle so Gino cannot get his hand on her. 

But as any spankee knows that trying to run from a determined spanker will indeed end badly.  Not only getting one spanked but spanked quite harder than what is typical.  Gino’s young wife learns this the hard way considering the ping pong table she was using to avoid him is incidentally equipped with ping pong paddles!

Not one for caring what ones neighbors think Gino decides to spank her bent over the table right there in the back yard.  One does find oneself admiring the beautiful view from the quite lovely home and the equally beautiful view of Sam’s incredible ass getting spanked.  Gino to his credit delivers a quick and hard spanking over her rather short skirt and her panties with the paddle and thinking she has had enough orders her inside to get ready for his company function. 

But alas Dear Reader perhaps the spanking was indeed not hard enough properly impress onto Samantha that he is indeed serious for a few minutes later he finds her not only not dressed but eating ice cream and reading a magazine.  This indeed is a girl that needs to be spanked HARD!

What looks to be quite unscripted and rather amusing Samantha retaliates with smushing the half eaten ice cream cone into a surprised Gino’s face.  I indeed found this a nice touch since the both of them started cracking up, before Samantha runs for her bottom. 

But again Gino is quicker and soon Samantha finds herself over his knee to get an old fashion OTK spanking like the little girl she is behaving like.  He begins once again over her pretty baby blue panties as Samantha Protests.  While not a particularly hard spanking it is indeed hard enough to keep Your Humble Narrator’s interest.  Finally of course removing them and for her troubles of kicking and trying to cover her poor bottom her hand is finally pinned behind her back for unfettered access to that insanely wonderful behind of hers. 

Once her panties are off Gino surprisingly begins to spank her quite a bit harder with long hard strokes coupled with a flurry of shorter harder ones to keep our spanked Samantha guessing when the next painful swat is going to come.  One could again make the assumption that her bare bottom spanking would make an impression on our young Samantha she is once again ordered up to get dressed. 

While Samantha apparently attends the party her behavior was indeed less than desirable apparently ignoring her husband’s mandate not to drink.  Thus Dear Reader once again our lovely Samantha Woodley finds herself back over the knee for her third spanking of the day (talk about bad days). 

Now at this point even the most patient spankers would indeed have her panties down whacking her bare bottom with whatever implement is at hand.  Particularly after she calls her husbands boss a fuckwit (hey he is a Republican), but our Gino is indeed different starting once again over her dress with his hand.  This as one can imagine lasts only a short while and quickly dispensing with her panties Our Samantha once again receives a blistering bare bottom spanking.

Now the definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over yet expecting different  results and it appears that Gino while a slow learning is indeed aware of this.  Since OTK hand spankings has not been effective he decides that perhaps a plethora of paddles might make more of an impression on her (and her bottom). 

Standing her up and bending her over the couch he begins with Yours Truely’s namesake.  He indeed delivers a bottom bruising spanking with the hair brush making one amazed that her bottom is not as bruised as one would think after such a beating. 

Now I am indeed of the opinion the less Samantha wears during her spankings is indeed better.  And besides that skirt gets in the way,  so she is told to remove it leaving her only in her Bra and the next implement is applied to her burning bottom.  The strap!  Gino gets his leverage from sitting on the arm of the couch with Samantha half over his knee at this point. Now safety is of course first in spanking.  One must realize that the arms of such sitting apparatuses are indeed flimsy and the stress of your swinging and her kicking indeed could result in disaster and from the give that appears in the couch arm during this spanking one is surprised that all parties involved have not yet collapsed onto the floor!

Finally realizing the imminent collapse Gino moves back to more sure support as Samantha goes back over his knee for the finale.  She of course offers to do his favorite thing (I wonder what that is!) but as he informs her she will do it anyway, just with a sore bottom. 

The Finale is a cacophony of spanking utilizing his hand and the various implements he brings. Giving her now glowing bottom sharp hard strokes while his ward struggles against the intense stinging blows, Samantha can hardly hold her composure during this onslaught giving the viewer one of the better spanking video experiences that one could want. 

Finally the powerful blows on her bottom has made an impression on our young brat.  Agreeing to write a sorry note to his boss (and include the fact she was spanked for her behavior in it) she is indeed forgiven and perhaps retiring to do “his favorite thing” 

So once again Dear Reader did I enjoy it?  Yes indeed.  Samantha gets a rather hard spanking,  Gino kind of reminds me of Tom Cruise which is rather entertaining (could one deny that one would spank Nicole Kidman or Katie Holms if you were he?  Hell I even think Scientology would approve).  But indeed this is a couch jumping with glee title that any fan of Samantha Woodley or any spanko I think would enjoy

If you are of course interested it could be found here at The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

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One can always gage how successful one’s weekend of spanking is by how swollen one’s hand is and how little your spankee’s sit Monday morning.  Now for a spanker such as Your Humble Narrator this is indeed a problem since once back to the daily grind one needs his hands for more nimble tasks such as typing. Thus like a major league pitcher one must take care of his spanking extremities with a fair amount of ice application. 

Now in other news this week Elizabeth Hurley finally denied years of rumors that she enjoys a spanking now and then which is indeed a shame.   Then again while spanking her would be an inevitable delight I still am confounded by her ex boyfriends behavior years back.  Let us see,  20 dollar toothless prostitute, Elizabeth Hurley.  Oh the conundrum!

But enough my ranting Dear Reader let us see what indeed our other spanking bloggers have had going around the internet this week.

New Titles on The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

La Fesse Spanking

Outdoor Spanking

Yes Pandora had a Good Weekend (and apparently her significant other)

Are there too many Spanking Blogs?
For you Spanko’s In San Fran, Cut your Hair, Stop singing Age of Aquarius since there is finally a spanking party

One Good Maintenance Spanking Deserves another
A Spanking in California
Odd

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Either a week or two ago I read a post from the Oracle of Spanking Richard Windsor on one of his sites.  He was conveying an issue that I had long thought about.  He said which if I might paraphrase since I cannot find the post now, That the delivery of our spanking goodness seems to be moving toward a pay per view model rather than a monthly fee model.  Now it will indeed be a sad day if or when this happens since I enjoy jumping on the sites of our hard working spanking houses each week to engage in joyous surprise at what they have in store for us.  Furthermore I doubt the subscription model will be going away any time soon. 

But with delivery on demand getting higher and higher quality one must admit that it appears that such a spanking delivery mechanism is here to stay.  With our computers becoming our televisions and our video game consoles able to stream high quality movies across the internet it is only a matter of time Dear Reader when we can plop down in our couches and order up one of the many spanking movies that we enjoy so much. 

Now since I have been thinking about this for a long while,  I have always wanted to try to open up my own.  Unfortunately Servers, bandwidth, distribution contracts are things I have little time for.  If I did who indeed would bring you the spanking that you indeed deserve?

Then came along Spanking.com formerly known as Spanking Vod which uses a service called HotMovies.  Now I have been writing reviews of the movies that appear on their site for a while and I have gotten to know them quite well.  Enough so that I indeed feel comfortable opening up a co-branded site with this fine service. 

Now you might ask, “Brushstrokes you cantankerous windbag there are plenty sites doing this, why are you so damn special?”  Well indeed there are a number of reasons.  Not to denigrate any other site doing this, but playing with the tools they have available I found I could essentially build my own site with only titles that I feel that would be worth your hard earned money.  Now it is indeed not as flexible as I would like since I cannot go though title by title,  but Indeed rather than just relying on the generic “spanking” tag, I can drill down to our individual spanking producers and only show those titles that will indeed give you the ample spanking that you deserve Dear Reader. 

Now its not 100% but it is indeed 98%.  If you are indeed a spanking producer that does not appear and wish to, I simply might have overlooked you since I spent the better part of Sunday afternoon ignoring the Americans getting beat by Canada in hockey. I will of course be adding more producers as they come available. 

Furthermore I have done my homework on these guys and indeed feel that any site which I allow my name to be placed deserves a personal guarantee which I freely give for all purchase options except for the lifetime streaming (which I think I removed).  The only reason of course the lifetime streaming is indeed not guaranteed is with streaming video Dear Reader it is only as good as the server its on and a lifetime is indeed a long time.  

One of the other things that has indeed attracted me as a solution to my long term desire to run a spanking movie site.  Is that they offer just about every possible way for the customer to purchase.  You can simply buy minutes, buy a single movie, buy to own (download for those titles its available) among other ways. 

So indeed feel free to check it out,  All new customers get 10 minutes free to sample what they have to offer.  I will be moving it to my own domain at some point, but indeed I got so excited once I started playing with the tools to see what I could do I decided indeed that I simply couldn’t wait.  You can find it here at The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

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Title:Broken Laws and Busted Butts 2

Starring: Megan, Dee, Allison

Produced By: Raven Hill Studio’s

Distributed by: Spanking.com

Runtime:  01:02:46

Price:  7 day rental $5.99 Lifetime: $12.95 (or a la cart with purchased minutes)

Well Dear Readers after I reviewed Beach Girl Spanking 3 I got a ton of request that I indeed review another one from our delivery challenged Raven Hill Studio.  It seems to your Humble Narrator that if people enjoy your spankings and actually have a way to recieve the merchandise they purchased they want more!  Who knew!  Furthermore when one goes to a website free of attack warnings (Like Raven Hill’s) they tend to enjoy your material.  My goodness,  delivering your merchandise and not trying to install spyware on your customers computers?  Unheard of!  

Thankfully Dear Reader we have Spanking.com to the rescue.  A site I am indeed putting my good name behind to fulfill what Raven Hill obviously could not.  The sad thing indeed is that Raven Hill  makes some damn good spanking video and indeed if they had simply figured out they actually have to ship their merchandise they  would be a premier spanking site today. 

But alas that is not to be which is indeed why I am reviewing Broken Laws Busted Butts 2 for the sake of Spanking.com and not Raven Hill.  At the very least I can sleep soundly knowing that you dear reader are guaranteed to get what you paid for.  In fact I am so impressed with them and the people who run it I may just open my own co-branded spanking video site with them.  Of course the Spanking Spot guarantee will be in effect.  For everything but the Lifetime streaming.  It is not that I do not trust them but rather a lifetime is indeed a long time.  Things happen and companies go out of business and if you have to rely on a server streaming your material to you one only has access to it while the bills are paid.  But again other than that I find its a thrifty alternative to watch some of your favorite spanking video’s

Now Let us get on with actually reviewing the movie shall we?  I came across clips of this classic back in  the days of the UseNet and Wulfram’s domination of the internet spanking scene and being a budding spanko I was indeed impressed so let us see if time indeed has been kind to this reverent title. 

Our Tale begins with three girls waiting for the Sherriff Melissa a rather attractive schoolgirl from the early 90’s, Megan a preciously defiant teen with a short skirt and bobbed hair and Allison, Megan’s sister who has come in place of her parents.  It seems that Melissa and Megan (M&M for short) have gotten into a bit of trouble for which they were given the choice of community service or a good hard bare bottom spanking and you Dear Reader of course can figure out which one they chose. 

Now for those of you unfamiliar with our American West,  this indeed is not such a far fetched notion.  As Sheriff Joe Arpaio has shown us County Sheriffs can pretty do just about anything they please legal or illegal including intimidation of judges, false search warrants and baseless charges.  So indeed spanking is not so far fetched. 

In any case as the girls wonder what is to befall them we find that these naughty girls are not the brightest particularly when one asks “what do you think happens when you come here to get a spanking?”  And while the answer might be the obvious one Megan’s older sister relays some information that she heard from girls that made the visit before.

Our sheriff enters and begins to go though all the administrative tasks with the girls, which indeed requires quite a bit of paperwork to get their bottoms spanking.  He informs them the first to recieve her punishment is the pouty and defiant Megan and indeed her kind sister insists on going with her. 

Once in the punishment room our Sly sheriff wastes no time in executing the punishment.  Turned over his knee and her skirt and panties immediately pushed aside he begins her spanking.  Now from young Megan’s reaction within the first 3 or so smacks she is indeed wondering why she didn’t do the 50 hours of community service.  With her sister there trying to comfort the squirming girl she reacts like a girl that has realized that she has made a grave mistake. 

I will tell you Dear Reader,  This is either excellent acting from a spanked girl or indeed she was not expecting her spanking to be so intensely painful.  Our Sherriff does not go easy on her delivering a bottom blistering spanking while ignoring both the plea’s of the now crying girl across his knee and her sister.  Even the spanked girl’s calls for divine intervention are ignored. 

After her OTK spanking the next part of her punishment is of  course the paddle.  Our crying schoolgirl tries to compose herself as her sister pleads with the Sheriff, but to no avail!  But the phone rings!  Could it be our crying girl may indeed get a reprieve!  Ah but it is but cruel false hope and the hopeful Megan is put over the horse for 30 bottom blistering smacks from the wooden paddle.  The young girl now quite punished indeed will not be doing any more vandalizing again.  But the Sheriff tells her sister that the phone call was to inform him that there was a problem with Megan’s sisters license found from the paperwork she filled out and she should go take care of it. 

Now our poor Melissa is waiting out in the hallway horrified from the sounds emanating from the punishment room and the crying girl that exits out of it and she is indeed called in next. We find out that she was convicted of driving without a license a spankable offence indeed   Once again put across the Sheriff knee and her panties pulled down our hard handed sheriff amazingly spanks her harder than the first!

Now unlike Megan, Melissa is one to suffer in silence, the bruising bottom beating that he gives her.  In fact she endures at least 5 or so minutes of a significantly hard OTK Hand Spanking before our Sheriff gets a rise out of our poor 90’s throwback.   Now one rather dastardly thing our Sheriff does is ask her when she is indeed ready for her paddling.  Wracked with pain from her stinging bottom our young Melissa apparently mistakes this as an offer to face less of the wooden paddle but of course we know this is indeed not true thus she prolongs her over the knee spanking!

But now it is indeed time for the paddle for Poor Melissa.  He gives her an uneventful but hard paddling over the horse

Meanwhile Dear Readers Megan’s sister has been outside trying to figure out the issue of her license. Finding out she owes more than $600 in tickets a smarter careless lady would have run for the door but since she took her younger sister to get spanked she of course needs to set an example!  Again disturbed by the crying girl rubbing her tender bottom running out the door as she waits. 

Facing her father’s car being impounded she waits to see if she can work something out with our spanking Sheriff.  Pleading with the Sheriff about the possible impound he reluctantly agrees to give our blonde Allison a spanking in lieu of impounding her fathers car.  A wise request on her part since one would cringe to think of the spanking he father would give her should such a thing occur.

Now indeed Dear Readers, kicking and screaming for a girl getting a spanking must be in the gene’s since Allison is even louder than her younger sister.  Our dedicated public servant with his sore hand indeed gives her a pretty good spanking with what is left of his strength all the while trying to control Allison’s kicking legs and managing not to get a headache from her screeches. 

But she is not to get only a handspanking.  The other girls got the paddle after all.  Ignoring her pleading once again our hero law enforcement officer puts her over the spanking horse to deliver a butt burning paddling on her now glowing ass. 

So I guess the fair question is if this most classic of spankings has held up though the ages.  The answer is a resounding yes!  Perhaps one of the best spanking films of the era.  In addition to these bottom burning spankings they have a amusing blooper reel that I found quite entertaining.  It does add a bit of length to the movie but I would argue it is indeed fair.  The movie does suffer some issues common at the time such as some minor focus issues and almost hilarious acting by the girls.  But these are indeed minor issues making it still one of my all time favorites

Once again if you’re interested Dear Reader this fine title can be found here Broken Laws and Busted Butts 2

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Title: As Tears Go By 2

Starring: Amelia Jane Rutherford, Keith Jones

Produced By: Tony Elka

Written and Directed By: Eve Howard

Distributed by: Spanking.com

Runtime:  50:16

Price:  7 day rental $5.99 Lifetime: $12.95 (or al la cart with purchased minutes)

Yes Dear Reader we are once again back with yet another fine tale from Shadowlane.  This week we have a new wonderful spanking movie A follow-up from their wildly popular As Tears Go By.  Starring the wildly popular and beautiful Amelia Jane Rutherford playing a wayward music teacher who is indeed deserving of a spanking.  

Our story begins with our dear AJR playing a music teacher, teaching in the United States with a rather expensive prep school.  Now immediately I like this movie since I absolutely abhorred just about every music teacher I ever had.  Not that I have a problem with music mind you Dear Reader.  I simply never equated learning the recorder in preparation for anything remotely important in the real world.  But I digress. 

Keith Jones has come to see her as we find out because she indeed spanked his precious flower of a daughter for gluing her piano shut.  The amusing opening is enhanced by our rather tall Amelia towering over fellow vertically challenged Keith.  Keith as it turns out is quite an influential parent at this school since he apparently has gobs of money to donate (he must be a banker).  Apparently is daughter is indeed not the only girl our lovely Amelia has spanked.  And after Keith complains to the school her use of spanking in the classroom has come to a complete halt and she was made to issue an apology. 

But this of course does not placate our perturbed parent.  After mulling over a lawsuit (which would be self defeating since he donates so much money to the school) and getting AJR Fired he settles on offering her the choice of getting a little dose of her own medicine or joining the unemployment line.  Now in the midst of this conversation we also find out that AMJ has been spanked by the headmaster for her behavior, and Keith while he does not spank his daughter does on occasion employ some bare bottom punishment on his wife. 

After about 7 minutes of what I would call superb acting for both Keith and AMJ she finally is put over his knee for a spanking we indeed hope she will remember.  In her white blouse and short black miniskirt  she is pulled across his knee and spanked over the skirt first.  Still sore from the spanking the headmaster gave her Keith’s strong quick strokes hurt even with her skirt covering her divine bottom.  Needless to say from AJR’s perspective this indeed is going to be a long and painful spanking. 

We find that AJR had also bared the students bottom while spanking them and of course a over the skirt spanking would not do at all.  So the skirt comes up to reveal the best bottom that the UK can offer clad in a lacy white pair of panties.  Now what comes to light as Ms. Rutherford’s pantied bottom is resumed of its spanking is that AJR just might have had a pretty good excuse for spanking Keith’s precious flower.  But like all parents Keith refuses to accept that perhaps this spanking would be better applied to her.  However as being a music teacher Amelia should have known that Steven Stills once sang Spank the one your with definitely holds true here. 

But our Amelia perhaps from the stinging of her bottom is indeed not thinking clearly.  In their debate about spanking in class she gets up and shows him the leather strap that his daughter was spanked with.  Thinking it might be put to good use later Keith puts it to the side and puts AJR back over his knee and pulls her lovely panties down. 

Now I must say after years of watching this lovely woman get spanked I still get the thrill as the her panties pass the peak of her buttocks and indeed this film is no different Dear Reader.  Amelia squirms as her now bare bottom is spanked harder by Keith’s hand. 

After a brief debate on the pronunciation of the word tawse Keith decides to use the tawse on her Amelia’s rear and since she has disparaged his education Keith decides his counting is a bit off off so she gets considerably more punishment than his daughter received. 

After a 30 minute good hard OTK spanking it comes to light that our little music teacher has never been caned before although she has used it on students in England.  After locating one Keith decides again to show her how much a cane hurts.  While Amelia amusingly insists it is a pointing stick.

Unsurprisingly Amelia is not all that enthusiastic about the prospect about getting caned.  But after some banter she is indeed made to bend over and "present her bottom”  On an added note the American vs British banter between these two is quite good and definitely adds to this already excellent spanking video. 

After instructing Keith the finer points of English caning tradition it is determined that she will recieve 12 of the best.  The first strike literally takes Amelia’s breath away, and seeing how she was never caned before (in the movie of course) she experiences the sting of the cane as her students did before her. 

The caning takes up the remaining time as Keith strikes her wonderful bottom with increasing strength with the last one being almost as hard as he can swing it.  Afterwards our lovely girl gives us an amusing demonstration on how to sit on a piano bench with a raw red bottom. 

So did I enjoy the movie.  I say this Dear Reader with an Resounding YES!  The dialog and film quality were fantastic.  Amelia Jane Rutherford and Keith Jones should be congratulated in their flawless performance.  The spanking was hard but not brutally hard and of course we get to see Amelia’s bare bottom in all her glory.  If you’re a fan of hers this movie is indeed a must see. 

You can find this wonderful spanking titles and others like it on Spanking.com’s video on demand site. 

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