Welcome back Dear Reader.  I happened to read over the weekend that spanking indeed lowers a child IQ.  This of course would make all of use complete idiots.  Which is odd since while Your Humble is rather strange I never thought of myself as an idiot.  But they did a study and thus it must be true!  Of course this couldn’t be that lower income people are more apt to spank their children then ones in a higher economic bracket and of course we wouldn’t dare suggest that rural parents more than likely use spanking more often than us city folk.  No of course educational opportunities of course have nothing to do with it. 

Now I am not indeed a huge fan of spanking as discipline for those under the age of 18. But it is indeed useful as a persuader of last resort.  What irritates Your Humble Narrator (like what doesn’t) is that our lovely press loves to quote ridiculous statistics with absolutely no idea what they are talking about.  You see Dear Reader,  having an advanced degree in such things makes one quite skeptical since one can (and I have) make statistics mean just about any thing we want.  The government does it,  MADD does it, hell I think even the Christians do it and I’m not sure they even know what statistics is (other than evil of course). 

Say for example I took a random sample of spankers and spankee readers on The Spanking Spot.  Now let us say that 50% of the spankers suffer like Yours Truly from the lack of hair.  I can then happily write a paper that the press will shout from the top of every building “SPANKING BARE BOTTOMS CAUSES BALDNESS”  Ah I can see the headline now. 

Now since we are all idiots from getting spanked from when we were younger,  I doubt anyone can tell me what is indeed wrong with my analysis.  So I will tell you Dear Reader.  What I left out is that since my blog talks mainly about M/f spanking one can conclude that indeed most of my readers have the same interests. hence the spankee’s are likely to be women and the spankers are likely to be men, hence since 50% of us males suffer from baldness in one form or another there is really nothing different about us.  This indeed is called   covariance or the likelihood that one variable changes together with another which typically means that one is affected by the other.  Since half our spankers were bald, but also happened to be men we indeed came to the wrong conclusion that spanking negatively affects hair growth.  

Ok enough of my obsession with my follicles Dear Reader.  Let us explore what some of the other spanking sites have been doing over the weekend.

A compilation of Lucy’s Spankings

Gloved Spanking
My Friend Chross
The Bare Facts
Vintage Pretty Panty Spanking
Pretty Good Spanking Story
Nikki Flynn’s Last Interview And one of the best spanking interviews I have seen
The Spanking Bloggers Network
Its just another Bondage Monday
A Girl Requests A Spanking instead of a Ticket
French Spanking
What not to say to a Spanker
Who wouldn’t want a Harem to Spank

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Now Your Humble Narrator loses things all the time.  Aside from telling me that I would indeed put my eye out my mother’s second favorite line was that I would probably lose my head if it wasn’t attached.  This is still true today.  I once lost my bosses kid once!  (long story).  Dallas emailed me the other day looking for his Spanking timer.  Now knowing Dallas I can say he is somewhat umm..  Detail oriented.  Making a misplacement of his spanking timer somewhat unlikely. 

This is interesting since I was indeed wondering why he wasn’t using it on his last naughty girl.  Where oh where could it have gone.  Well Dear Reader the mystery is solved.  It seems that Audrey Knight didn’t exactly appreciate the incredibly hard spanking she got the last time she visited Dallas.  So being the brat that she is she STOLE IT!  Dallas searching his place in vain finally stumbled across a video from our Audrey using it to spank some guy!  I indeed look forward to when she returns to Dallas Spanks Hard in a couple of weeks just to see what he does to her. 

Ok a bit of spanking news

This is a nice article about Role Play for beginners (spanking included)
An interview with a spanking Author
Well they did have a spanking contract!
Spanking and Dancing
God I hope this idiot isn’t a reader
So that’s what they are all doing on that island

On the Spanking Blog love front,  We have a couple as well.  Your Humble Narrator  always had a thing about girls being spanked in their pajama’s.  It probably has to do with the fascination of a girl doing something quite naughty during the day and then knowing for the remainder of the day she is going to get a spanking before bed.  Now I have never employed this form of psychological torture Dear Reader but I must say Dear Reader I would think she would think twice about committing such an error again.  Exploring this is the new blog Girls Pyjama Spankings’

I used to link to this Blog,  For whatever reason that link was lost in time.  But it is indeed a good blog Dear Reader.  Time to get it back on my blog roll.  Chris’ Firehouse

Minnesota is cold Dear Reader.  I often wonder if there is indeed more spanking going on in the frigid north where we are locked in our cozy warm homes for months at a time or down south where less clothing is needed.  There would be a good argument for both.  But rest assured that there is indeed Spanking in Minnesota

And of course my Dear Friend Chross who once again did a very nice link to The Spanking Spot last week

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Well Dear Readers I must say I am a bit disappointed in our fair Spanking Site owners.  As you might recall back in February Your Humble Narrator announced The Spanking Spot Challenge: The Cult of the Snuggie.  Sadly the various spanking houses did not take Yours Truly up on it.  One would of course think that some entrepreneurial spanko  would like a little extra attention on this blog.  Perhaps of course they though I was indeed not serious!  Which would be of course would be quite forgivable since I am rarely serious about anything.  But indeed Dear Site Owners I am very serious,  I do believe that we should inject some fun into spanking scenes and indeed that is what I am doing here. 

The rules to the spanking challenge are simple.  The challenge can be a theme, item or whatever my devious mind can come up with.  My Dear Site Owners take it from there.  You can use the challenge as a prop, a spanking implement, a reason for a spanking or whatever your devious mind can come up with.  The challenge is open to Everyone,  whether your site has been reviewed on the Spanking Spot or not.  The first site to complete the challenge (and email me of course)  will get a nice post displaying your work (links included of course) and of course your link displayed prominently on the front page as the winner of the Spanking Spot Challenge and another will be issued.

So what might be the challenge this time you ask?  Well for those of your growing up in the late 80’s and 90’s I would be willing to bet a sum of money that the single biggest reason for getting a spanking was of course video games.  The mantra of “just one more level” grates on the nerves of any parent trying to get their spawn to do their homework or clean their room.  So why in fact has there been no spankings given in our little community over video games!  Now obviously this is more the theme or reason for a spanking type though I would be willing to pay good money to see one of you try to spank someone with a Playstation or an Xbox however impractical.  So my friends out there with Spanking pay sites.  This is your challenge should you choose to accept it. 

Now off to the news.  Gloria Vanderbilt has a new book out.  And guess what,  she is indeed a spanko!  Yes Dear Reader, one of the most famous people of the fashion world, from one of the wealthiest old money families and mother to Anderson Cooper was quite into spanking (among other things).  Now this book looks to be fiction But it does give us a glimpse on how fantastically wealthy spanko’s live.  She also seems  to enjoy Your Humble Narrator’s namesake mentioning one ebony, smooth-backed Mason Pearson hairbrush purchased at Harrods which as she tells it to be spanked with it  (or spanking with it) is a “serious matter”.  Now since she was quite attractive when she was young do any of you think that her three husbands or many suitors wouldn’t have put her over their knee?

Another article I happened across this week asks the question Can Feminists Like Spanking?  Now this may not really be the most popular position but I firmly believe whether a feminist likes spanking or not she probably really needs one.  Now do not get me wrong Dear Reader,  I am indeed for woman’s rights but it seems to Your Humble Narrator that women (at least in the US and probably the UK) have been sold a lousy bill of goods.  Women have been told for the pas 30 or 40 years or so that they can have it all.  A career, family, loving husband, money etc.  The fact of the matter is that is simply untrue.  Meanwhile the divorce laws have become so stacked against men many are refusing to marry in first place.  If you indeed cheat on your wife or choose to divorce her, she gets pretty much everything and you get to pay for her for a good portion of the rest of her life.  I actually don’t have a problem with this.  If she however cheats on you, you get to of course give her everything and pay her for a good portion of her life.  Where indeed is the equality in this?  So now young men seeing this ask themselves why in the world would they want to subject themselves to a contract that the law can and will negate anytime its convenient?  Which of course leaves a dearth of unmarried and rather frustrated women who then in turn say that men are afraid to commit!  Well unfortunately ladies this is what the world has become.  So if you know a feminist, put her over your knee today and give her a good spanking. 

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Ah Dear Reader,  welcome to another glorious month.  While your Humble Narrator goes though severe Paxil withdrawal you will have to forgive me if I am indeed a little loopy (well more then normal).  I am indeed hoping June will give Yours Truly much Spanking to write about.  But let us kick this month off with a little Spanking News and of course some Blog Love. 

Now I like to make fun of Texas,  but perhaps I have been too harsh Dear Readers.  Simply because only in Texas could one invent something so weird but yet wonderful.  The H.A.R.D. Rollergirls has apparently been delighting fans as of late.  Racing around on skates in a cornucopia of Prom dresses Lingerie, and diapers these girls hit hard both in the derby ring and in other ways.  When a foul is

Mary Louise Parker Spanked

committed a wheel is spun which could result in the skater being spanked or even better someone in the crowd getting spanked by the skater!  The fan’s even bring their own paddles! Perhaps Your Dear Reader needs to take a trip to Corpus Christi.  Here is the News on the Spanking Rollerderby

In other news the summer brings us yet another season of the Showtime hit series Weeds.  You might recall last year the incredibly exquisite Mary Louise Parker got a spanking from Esteban Reyes (who is indeed the lucky Mexican actor Demián Bichir) for not following his instructions during a drug transaction.  (well I hardly call a plant a drug but that’s a whole other asinine debate).  Well guess what.  Esteban is back!  and rumor has it that he will indeed spank Ms Parkers incredible rear again “if she asks for it”  Just in case you missed it here is probably one of the hottest scenes on film in the modern era.   And of course the article concerning her possible Future Spankings

Just on an added note,  can you image being the knucklehead that left this incredibly hot female 7 months pregnant for Clare Danes?  Nothing against Ms Danes but she is not even in the same league.  I mean Ms Parker is almost 45 and looks absolutely incredible.   Talk about bad decisions. 

Speaking of Clares Your Humble Narrator owes Clare Fonda one hell of a spanking next time he sees her.  I am not talking about a little hand spanking or even with my favorite namesake.  Whatever the instrument it needs to be big and wooden.  She dropped me a line last week to tell me about her new divine crimson haired Spankee Jenni Mack on Spanked Sweeties.  What she failed to tell me was about Jenni’s very own blog and of course her stern Spanker Miss Chris’s Website .  This girl might become a new favorite!

Meanwhile while I am on the subject on the soon to be red bottomed Clare.  She is writing a guest piece on Spanking.com entitled Clare’s Top 5 Victims.  Where she tells us she was inspired by Your Humble Narrator!  So while indeed I owe her a spanking I also owe her a big thank you.  Perhaps the instrument will not need to be all that big.  I am indeed a softie. 

Now despite our middle America’s distain for all things French.  We have quite alot to thank them for.  The have given us FRENCH toast, FRENCH fries, FRENCH dressing, and even FRENCH bread!  Despite our misguided effort to rename everything French, Freedom they indeed like us enjoy Spanking.  Perhaps we can call their version of it Freedom Spanking the next time they suggest it might not be a good idea to invade a country or two. 

While Your Humble Narrator made some foray’s into the realm of F/m spanking for whatever reason I just can’t get into it.  That is not to say Dear Reader that you should not.  A Dear Fan of The Spanking Spot has asked me to mention his new blog which of course I am happy to do.  The girl doing the spanking is actually quite cute,  and should she ever want to switch I would be quite a willing Top.  You can find this new blog at Miss Amber Punishes

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Well Dear Readers I did it.   After much pain and gnashing of teeth The Spanking Spot template is finally updated.   Your Humble Narrator does indeed hope that you do like it.  And while it may seem alot the same your forgetting your dear Brushstrokes is indeed color blind and has the sense of style akin to Lady Gaga (whomever she is). 

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