The Spanking Spot

First I wanted to apologize to my international Readers.  As you might have noticed Your Humble Narrator was forced to remove a number of translated languages for The Spanking Spot.  This is indeed because Although Google “encourages” you to make your material to people who would rather read in their native tongue they also severely penalize you for it.  So Dear Reader I spent the weekend determining which languages are the most popular and Decided on German and French.  I also had to clear out my translation cache so please bear with me while the system rebuilds it. 

Ok off to more important things.  My Dear (and lovely) Clare Fonda has a New Site!  Spanked Call Girls which is a re-invention of the old Kara Prepare Yourself.  Its got a decidedly 60’s feel to it which I kinda like since well I am a child of the 60’s!  But Dear Reader there is little Peace Love and Understanding here.  Rather then Smelly Hippies we have very attractive females who play prostitutes and well… Get spanked.  (Hey I wonder if there was any spanking at Woodstock).  While Your Humble Narrator has not yet had a chance to review the site in full (we’ll give Clare a month or two to build up her content before we review it).  For now it looks strictly F/f But I have been told that there will be plenty of M/f Spanking for us to enjoy.  Is it me Dear Reader or does Ms Fonda look particularly pleasing to the eye?  I cannot put my finger on it but,  perhaps its her hair or maybe she lost weight. But she does look fantastic.  Please enjoy these pictures from Spanked Call Girls while Yours Truly runs naked through the woods singing Age of Aquarius at the top of his lungs

Whew! I just found out something.  The woods have something called Poison Ivy which makes it rather dangerous to go frolicking naked though no matter how loud you belt out Age of Aquarius!  So I guess we’ll finally get to who gets the Honor of The Spanking of the Week!  I thought long and hard about this because there were 3 real contenders.  First was Samantha Woodley from Firm Hand Spanking.  Second was the unbelievably beautiful Amelia Jane Rutherford on Good Spanking.  But Dear Reader I finally decided on the Spanking that Angel got for not paying her bills on Real Life Spanking.  It was a hard decision Dear Reader, But let me give you my reasons.  First Angel unlike Samantha and Amelia is not a professional but despite this she got one of the hardest spankings I have ever seen her get.  A Spanking, mind you that is just as hard as any of the other girls last week.   Second, while its apparent she is acting during the beginning of the spanking it is also apparent toward the end she was at the limit of her tolerance.  And Finally I am totally Jealous since my friend and Fellow Blogger from The Cherry Red Report Scooped me with her interview.  Congratulations my Friend.,  And I indeed need to speak to the Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. 

Congratulations to Real Life Spanking

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Well aside from the fact we are in a financial crisis Dear Reader and soon to be checking The Spanking Spot from public computers that we visit on the way to the soup kitchen.  We have lots of spanking news today and a few links around the spanking blogosphere.  so lets get on with it. 

First congratulations to any of my Dear Readers that went to The Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco and got their first spanking in one of their “Spanking Booths” .  While you may guess Dear Reader from the location they don’t exactly cater to those of us who enjoy spanking the members of the opposite sex.  I have heard news reports that this year’s fair is starting to morph into something that celebrates all kinks and fetishes.  Please don’t let the busybodies who protested the fair get you down.  For

whatever reason they cannot fathom that you may not want to be like them. 

Now Dear Reader I do not watch Grey’s Anatomy.  Actually I watch little television other than my beloved House, Dexter and now True Blood.  But apparently Patrick Dempsey is quite the heartthrob of many a desperate housewives.  He is also a bit of a self professed spanko as well.  Married with 3 children to a stunning actress Jillian Fink he has divulged in an interview he keeps his sex life fresh with a little spanking now and then.  Quite honestly if I had a wife that looked like that,  a spanking would be given more than “now and then”  But hey,  if you got it flaunt it.  More power to you Patrick and keep spanking her when she gets out of line.   As for his wife Julian there is no word on whether or not she enjoys it but I guess being whisked off to France or Italy for a romantic weekend would more then make up for any discomfort when sitting down.

My Dear Adele from Spanking Model Speaks  might just deserve a spanking!.  You see a principle from Booneville High school in Arkansas (Where else?) got the bright idea that he would show us city folk just how to deal with wayward youths.  Thus he allowed TruTV in to film the girls and guys who felt the sting of the paddle.  Adele being the astute spanko that she is found the trailer on YouTube and of course posted it since it is quite interesting for those of us with an interest in school spanking.  Well Dear Reader,  Our Adele not only got a mention in an Arkansas newspaper but got the poor principle bumped to a administration job for his somewhat naive way of thinking and that apparently no one anywhere near Booneville ever imagined that people would have more then an academic interest in school paddling’s. 

In Ardmore OK one can get in alot of trouble for spanking.  Apparently two 19 and 22 year old males confronted another 19 year old about stealing a check.  Rather then simply calling the cops they decided to take action into their own hands by spanking him more then 200 times with a studded leather belt.  Now I am sure the dispensation of justice without the courts is probably appreciated by the overworked justices.  Its simply not a good idea since these two got 4 years in jail with all but 6 months suspended.

From the Blog Love Front, Cutie Pie from CutiePies Sexy Spankings has moved her Blog off BlogSpot.  She really should be spanked for not doing it earlier, but I guess its better late then never.  For those who can read the languages of the far east (I am not sure which language this blog is in).  Now that Your Humble Narrator has an international presence I am getting links from spanking sites from around the world.  First we have Maizugirl which while I have no idea what she is saying she is indeed into spanking.  From the Netherlands we have Spankee Something.  Sometimes Dear Reader I feel like I have permanently locked myself in the Tower of Babel. 

For Tonight.

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I am sorry to repot Dear Reader that The Spanking Spot has been having some tough times.  In fact over the weekend Your Humble Narrator got a call from the US Federal Reserve telling me in no uncertain terms that the failure of The Spanking Spot would cause undo harm to the spanking economy and that they are seizing The Spanking Spot and all of its web assets.  I of course have been given a 1 bazillion dollar package for running this fine site into the ground.  But I am sorry to report that this will be my last post.  The Spanking Spot will now be written by Ben Bernanke and will focus on Spanking and personal finance.  I think his first post he plans is “DON’T BUY A HOUSE YOU CAN’T AFFORD OR YOU’LL GET A SPANKING!”  In fact I think that’s what all his posts will read.  But I digress

Ok enough with my self amusement Dear Reader.  Rather then sit and watch glumly while the remnants of a hurricane named after a rather annoying 15 year old girl washed away my weekend.  I decided to get some actual work done.  So I am proud to announce the opening of The Spanking Spot Movies.  Teaching myself PHP while the storm raged on I decided to teach myself PHP to run my little movie and gallery sites. Other than discovering that I do indeed suck at programming PHP.  I was able to muddle though and now instead of static pictures and movies.  You will now be greeted with random selections from the links I set up.  So in other words there is alot more content there per site then just 4 pictures or movies.  Just hit the refresh button.  The Spanking Spot Galleries has also been updated.

Now Dear Reader a comic from my Dear Friend Dave over at The Cherry Red Report he sent me.  Flattery Dear Reader will get you everywhere.  And Dave indeed has graced yours truly with flattery.  I appreciate his encouragement and the fact that he gets my really bizarre sense of humor. 

Katie James contacted me,  She asked me to give one of her movies with Kelly Payne.  Now oddly enough Dear Reader I have never spoken the famous Ms Payne.  I think the most I have ever have seen of her talent were pictures.  The surprising thing is if this woman spanks as hard as it appears.  I think I am a new fan.  She has a pay site in addition to selling video’s and although alot of her stuff is F/m if this F/f clip is any indication I think I must run a review before to long  The Links to the video’s are Spoiled Little Rich Girls  and Here.  and you can find Kelly’s site at Tantrum Trainers

Your Humble Narrator has Noticed Dear Reader that I am getting alot more comments since I begged and pleaded with you fine people to let your thoughts be known.  And I thank you all for those comments and emails.  Now your somewhat ignorant Yours Truly asked a question a while back about if English Schoolgirls were indeed caned on the bare, on the panties or simply over their skirts.  A Dear Reader shed some light on this question as he writes.

Reference to your question of caning in UK schools.
I left an all boys school in 1952. The normal punishment in class was a cane across your outstretched palm. Serious offences resulted in a visit to the Headmaster to receive between two and six strokes. You bend over his desk and received them across the seat of your trousers, which were never lowered or removed.
My wife, two years younger than I and at a girls grammar school, informed me the procedure was similar but with skirt raised to be caned on their knickers, which were heavyweight  cotton. A mistress was always in attendance.
Do hope this is of some use.

YES! I do unequivocally find this tidbit of information of “some use” actually I find it of great use!  And while it may ruin our American fantasy of young nubile UK women running around in short skirts and no panties.  It does however put things into perspective for those of us not familiar with the UK culture.  Thank you Dear Reader.  Thank You!

Until Tomorrow

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Well Dear Reader,  I hope you enjoyed your Labor Day (if indeed you are in the US).  I of course was hard at work trying to teach myself HTML, Java, PHP among other things.  You see Your Humble Narrator had one of those soul searching moments recently where he asked himself “What to I want to be when I grow up”.  Well Dear Reader as much as I enjoy my mainstream job there is something rather liberating running The Spanking Spot.  While it will never make a living I enjoy when people come to read what I blather about upon the page.  So Dear Reader I have decided that I want The Spanking Spot to be the premier Spanking Blog on the Internet (so a loyal reader dubbed me)  A resource for Blogger, Paysites and Spanking Fan’s alike!  But just blogging is not going to do it Dear Reader.  So I decided I was going to start my own Spanking Toplist, or The Spanking Spot Topsite.  All Spanking Bloggers, Spanking sites and even Spanking galleries welcome.  All I ask is for a reciprocal link back to the Topsite. 

In addition I updated The Spanking Spot Galleries.  but Dear Reader I was not able to complete the Movie Gallery.  So stay tuned for that. 

Ok enough about my world domination plans.  We have a new site that launched!  Red Stripe Films has been started by my friends over at English Spankers.  Its a High Definition site dedicated to those who enjoy seeing older women spanked and a bit of sex as well.  Due to my obsession with younger women who are in dire need of a sandwich I cannot say this is my cup of tea. But one must recognize that ones tastes is not by far universal.    So if that is what you enjoy feel free to check the site out.  I have not Dear Reader had a chance to look at the site yet so if you decide,  Join at your own risk.  I am sure I will get around to reviewing it before too long. 

For this week  we have a very special Women who Desperately Need a Spanking coming up and Your Humble Narrator’s interview with the incredibly cute Sarah Gregory.  So Dear Reader stay Tuned. 

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This time Last year on The Spanking Spot Spanking Of the Week (Continued)

To Start off with I wanted to publicly acknowledge Pandora’s kindness.  See Dear Reader she emailed me Friday.  As you all might know the Max Mosley affair cost my Dear Friends Lucy and Paul from Northern Spanking their livelihoods outside of running their fine spanking site.  Luckily the Spanking World has a kind side of it, with people coming out of the woodwork to try to help them make a go of making Northern their full time endeavor.  Pandora Blake had kindly offered to take one stroke per signup with Northern Spanking though her site.  Unfortunately I was away when I got the email late Friday so I could not Dear Reader tell you about this random act of kindness and suggest you go to her site and signup. 

But Dear Reader the least I can do is tell you about her actions and wish there were more people in the world like her.  I would encourage you Dear Reader to visit her blog at Pandora’s Blog,  and while she definitely does NOT deserve a spanking in this particular case Dear Reader,  She will indeed get one, so the least we can do is offer our condolences to her brave but soon to be sore rear.

Now Your Humble Narrator gets alot of email.  And I apologize if I can’t get to each one of you individually.  Many times I address your email in one of my posts since,  well you have alot of great ideas.  I have noticed in the past couple of months I have been getting alot in inquiries on exactly how Yours Truly puts together the Spanking Updates of the Week and why some pictures enlarge when you click on them and others don’t. 

Well Dear Reader,  I am both proud and embarrassed to say it takes me a HELL of alot longer than one would think.  While from my writings you can tell that I am not a perfectionist in nature when it comes to the pictures I show you I agonize about every one.  I try, Dear Reader to show you what I think you would enjoy.  I try my damndest not to let my taste interfere with what many of you might like.  So on Spanking Update Days I site and try to evaluate what you would enjoy regardless of my feelings.  Plus coming up with my amusing (or annoying) banter to each update takes quite a bit of time.  As Todd and Susie from American Spanking Society kindly pointed out in one of their comments I almost always try to include a “before the spanking” photo if there is one available.  Second,  Well,  I love full spanking shots and Face shots.  Just seeing a red bum without context on how much the spanking displeasures the spankee I find kind of useless. 

Case in point with  the risk of getting yelled at by Amber, my favorite Firecrotch for using her as an example (believe me when she is pissed she lets it be known),  I am not picking on her, On the contrary I feel bad since I left out her update last week.  So hers is a perfect example.  Now if you direct your attention to the left (if your not already mesmerized by them.  We have one well spanked bare bottom and a great face shot of her getting paddled  over her pants.  Which might I ask you Dear Reader is the more satisfying of the two? 

Now to address some of the questions on why some pictures enlarge and some don’t.  You see Dear Reader,  If the pictures that the site provides are not to my liking and I feel that the movie is considerably more worthy than what the pictures show.  I download it and take screen shots much more to my (and hopefully yours) liking.  There are also sites that don’t make available shots of their recent updates.  So in those cases,  rather than show you a crappy picture or no picture at all I download the movie and take screenshots of it myself.  This is of course rather time consuming but if you enjoy these Dear Reader then it is all worthwhile.  Unfortunately one of these programs that I use saves in .PNG format which does not scale when you click on the picture.  One Day Dear Reader I will find a way around it,  but for now I ask humbly that you bare with Yours Truly

BUT! Dear Reader,  As much as I try not to let my personal preferences get in the way of what I show you,  I can admit that they do.  Perhaps in an unconscious way or something so fantastic I simply want to show a fine spanking to the world.  Do I show Samantha Woodley getting the cane or Lizzy Madison over the knee?  Tough Choices Dear Reader.  So to try to counteract my ingrained preferences I am proud to announce Spanking Galleries brought to you from The Spanking Spot.  As you might have noticed there is a new page available above named Spanking Galleries.  Here Dear Reader you can see the finest Spanking galleries that the various sites we cover have to offer,  without of course my bias. Right now we only have Sound Punishment but I will be expanding this as time allows.  In addition soon we will have Spanking Movie Clips which again is something you might enjoy. 

Your Humble Narrator will also be replacing Spanked Men with these galleries.  I apologize Dear Readers who enjoy this type of thing,  But quite honestly I never could get myself excited enough to blog about this area of spanking.  I do indeed hope you understand Dear Reader but it simply is not my thing. 

Finally in interest in full disclosure,  The ubiquitous Google doesn’t particularly like your Humble Narrator.  While they loved me before I got kicked off of Blogger,  now not so much.  I suspect after doing quite a bit of reading it is Your Humble Narrator’s fault since I really had no idea what I was doing when I set up on my own domain.  So in an effort to get them to show my wonderful content to the world I will be introducing “A Year Ago On The Spanking Spot”  After each post.  If you indeed missed some of my posts I hope you’ll enjoy this feature as well

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A Year Ago on The Spanking Spot:  More Spankings of the Week!