In cold war fashion Dear Reader we engaged in a Spy swap with the remnants of the former Soviet Union. It has indeed made quite the splash here since the 10 Russian spy’s were caught. Unfortunately we just deported a really hot redhead that could have otherwise been spanked! I think I might like to [...]
The day our nanny stater thrust upon us the action of Pre-Crime I think Yours Truly will apply for the director position. Why might you ask Dear Reader? Well at least regarding certain B list celebrities on Women who Desperately Need a Spanking I have been surprisingly accurate! Now of course guessing that the likes [...]
It is hot Dear Reader, It is like Africa Hot. You know it is indeed Hot when its too hot to Spank the girl that won’t let you put an air conditioner in the window. Your sweating storyteller is indeed moving at a snails pace so you will have to forgive me on this sweltering [...]
Well the Twitards are out this week in force with the release of the sure to be blockbuster Twilight – Eclipse. Pre-teen girls and desperately lonely housewives alike will be sighing in feigned ecstasy at the saga of the the man-girl Kristian Stewart and her sparklingly friends.
But our lovely spankee’s are much like the [...]
We talk alot about Spanking here Dear Reader, but what we rarely talk about is the thing we spank. The bottom or buttocks, where did it come from and why indeed it is so perfect to….. well Spank! Now if you are a fundamentalist Christian or a graduate from high school in Texas, you have [...]
Well the lines stretched far and wide the other day for all of our smug hipsters were busy clamoring to get their overpriced shiny gadget, the IPhone 4. It is amazing to me the lengths we will go to look “cool”. Sure its shiny but can you indeed give anyone a Spanking with it!
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Despite being quite a bit younger than Your Humble Narrator, my girlfriend seems to be under the impression that she is living sometime around 1949. This is indeed good since she firmly believes women should be Spanked by their significant others when the need arises, as was not uncommon back then. But like anything Dear [...]