Well Dear Reader it is indeed mid May which of course means its time to start snowing on our friends across the pond. Yes, parts of Jolly old England got up to 3 inches of snow which confused and confounded its residence since, while being comfortably overcast like it is there 363 days of the [...]
So in my absence one of the things that got my liberal commie brethren and like politicians is that some brilliant and perhaps the best real life troll the world has ever seen has come up with a 3D printable gun. This of course have got my fellow liberals panties in a bunch and quite [...]
News of my demise Dear Reader has been overly exaggerated. I am of course back. I suppose you have some questions about my absence of last week. Was I injured? Did some calamity befall me? Is the zombie apocalypse finally upon us? Fortunately none of those things occurred.
What did happen is that almost 6 [...]
You know conservative crazies do have a point. Our mainstream media are kinda a bunch of morons. While I cannot fault Faux News for being conservative bias any more I can blame MSNBC for being liberal commie bastards like Your Humble Narrator. But one would expect even the lowliest outlet run by Sith Lord Murdoch [...]
So the lovely country of New Zealand has taken time out from tending sheep to create a list of banned baby names that people can name their children. Now given the dumber a parent is, the more likely to name his or her offspring a stupid name and the more likely his or her offspring [...]
You know Dear Reader, while a good number of us might enjoy the fact that our girls don’t actually like getting spanked. The fact remains that at least outside of the fantasy that our paid models working for our famed spanking houses give us week after week. In the real world other than perhaps Afghanistan [...]
One of the more annoying and rather puzzling qualities of the fairer sex is not of course they tend to misbehave and subsequently get spanked. But rather their ability to become batshit insane when they have their precious crotch-fruit. You see even the most wild and naughty girl can be turned into a tyrannical dictator [...]