Ah Friday Dear Reader,  Perhaps the one day that we all look forward too.  Of course with spring creeping up on us there are many parts of the country where our significant others nag gene is kicking in to go clean up the yard and make things pretty for the summer time.  Now this is indeed not a bad thing Dear Reader since without such house work we would probably grow into rotund computer sitting potatoes and then who would we spank!  But indeed they have a more sinister motive since while we are exhausted from a day out in the yard we of course will be too tired to spank them!  But thanks to modern society this can indeed be mitigated with the application of every man’s favorite thing.  Power tools!  So Dear Reader go to the home improvement store.  Get yourself something destructive that uses gas and makes lots of noise and indeed do that yard work.  With your power assist you might just have a the energy to spank your significant others bare bottom for nagging you. 

Since there is unfortunately no power tools in internet-land,  let us finish up the Spanking Updates of the week!.

We begin tonight with our spasmodic spanking house Bun Beating Fun with a new update for you to enjoy.  Now sadly our Mystery Spanker has indeed outsourced his spanker this month to yet another mystery spanker who takes the young and quite stuck up model Rebecca over his knee.  Sticking with the tried and true theme of the self centered model she gets spanked quite hard by Mystery Spanker 2.  And while I indeed miss his patented ear pull and the gleeful shouts of “Baaaaaaaaad Girl” there is indeed nothing wrong with mixing things up every once and a while. 

Two weeks ago the rather cute Darling came in to be spanked by Chelsea Pfeiffer and while I mused about all the other spankings she had taken from other sites one Dear Reader thought that Dallas had spanked her.  Not remembering it since a girl like this getting spanked by the great Dallas is indeed something I thought I would have remembered.  And alas I couldn’t find it on his website.  But Dallas among his many talents is also a mind reader since just this week our cute as a button Darling came with her friend Venus to experience Dallas’s brand of spanking.  Now in fairness Dallas of course spanks them both quite hard,  the look on Darling’s face is precious (which these pictures simply do not do her expression justice)  when she feels the steel hand against her bottom.  But our friend Dallas looked a little off his game.  Perhaps he was fighting a cold,  or he was indeed exhausted from Sabrina making him do yard work!  From Dallas Spanks Hard. 

You know it takes a special kind of girl to go from a long term coma to looking absolutely gorgeous getting her bottom spanked in under a year.  Sinn Sage is indeed that kind of girl.  And I think this is a first for her, branching out from her own spanking site to give Clare Fonda a chance to spank her naughty bottom this week on Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Oh this indeed is a conundrum Dear Reader.  You see Your Humble Narrator complained a few weeks ago concerning Firm Hand Spanking seemingly lack of M/f Spanking as of late.  Well apparently they decided to show Yours Truly a thing or two giving us to incredible M/f Spankings this week which indeed I agonized which to show you.  Now the tiny Annabelle Lee looks quite spankable in her cheerleader outfit but I finally decided to show you the beautiful Susan Gilbert sporting a school uniform and getting spanked by a rather heavy wooden paddle on her astonishing bare ass.  From Firm Hand Spanking

My Muse,  My beautiful Muse, in pigtails no less and a dress that shows off her perfect body well….. perfectly!  And she is not the one over the knee.  The Horror I say!  Well regardless of my preference that Leia Ann Woods be the spankee rather the spanker it indeed makes her no less stunning.  Now Lottie Kinsade with her cute little bum getting spanked by my muse indeed makes it difficult to concentrate.  From Northern Spanking.

Oh Goodie Goodie Gum Gum (2 points Dear Reader if you can tell me where that came from  (4 if you aren’t British), Sara is back in a bit of trouble with her Swedish exchange student friend at St Catherine Private School For Girls.  Now Sara is used to the heavy hand of our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian, well… as used to it as any girl can to getting her bottom spanked.  But Loni is indeed not so lucky shocked that she is to be spanked bare bottom over the knee on Spanked In Uniform.

The star maker, The Simon Cowell of Spanking (but without the attitude), David Pierson has found yet another stunning girl in need of a spanking.  Dear Reader I present to you Clarissa.  As a Double Treat she is spanked by a new stern looking spanker by the name of Sara Park.  Now Sara has some talent!  Spanking this sexting spankee quite well in my opinion.  Perhaps a little stiff but that is to be expected with dishing out her first spanking on camera. I think she will make a splendid addition to David’s merry band of bottom beaters.   As for Clarissa she is simply devastatingly hot.  I look forward to more of this girl’s bottom getting spanked.  From Punished Brats

This next update on Spanked Schoolgirl is entitled “doomed schoolgirl”  while rather a harsh word Doom is indeed one of my favorite words.  In fact the first word my first born heard out of my mouth as I was cradling this innocent thing looking up at me thinking to himself “damn its cold out here” were the words “I am going to teach you how to play DOOM!”  at which he smiled and spit up on me.  Well video games indeed have come a long way since then but thankfully in spanking there are timeless classics such as a schoolgirl over your knee.

Ah the fabled teachers lounge.  A respite from the throngs of screaming children where teachers can go, relax and complain about their 7 hour work day 9 months out of the year.  Oddly those of us that work well…. 12 months out of the year don’t have lounges.  Hence pretty girls cannot wander into them and subsequently be spanked.  How unfair Dear Reader!  From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass. 

I blame Clarence Thomas for two things.  Number one being one of the worst Supreme Court Justices in the history of this country.  I mean one can say what you will about the other right wing judges but at the very least they are intelligent and actually ask, you know.. questions.  Hell even Scalia who is about as wingnut as one comes actually has well thought out arguments for his position and sticks to them.  While many of us disagree one cannot help but at least respect the man’s solid logic.  The second thing I blame him for is bringing the wrath of the previously useless HR department upon us all in the name of “Sexual Harassment” .  I cannot tell you Dear Reader how many hours have been wasted in my live attending “sensitivity training” which typically consists of women telling us that men are evil and we have to control our impulses.  That is not to say Dear Reader I disagree with providing a safe workplace for our lovely girls.  Its just that having to sit though inane sessions year after year stating that I cannot slap my secretary on the ass. (she would probably take the nearest chair and crack me over the head with it if I did,  then call my mother!).  None the less I find myself wondering back in time before before Anita Hill and wonder just how many of our lovely ladies were spanked at work, instead of written up 42 times and still being told by HR that you can’t fire them.   From OTK Spank

And finally for this week we have the timeless spanking that the beautiful Chelsea Pfeiffer brings us from yesteryear on Good Spanking Classics.  Now the game of tennis is indeed a good one.  It is the people who tend to play it that irritates me.  Being a charge of a tennis club in my younger years I have witnessed females come to blows over what transpires on the court.  So much for a friendly game.  Now while I did not spank them (And I should have) they were indeed deserving of one. 

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Ah it is about that time again Dear Readers.  Time of course to explore the weeks spanking updates from our hard working spanking houses.  I think today I will forgo my usual diatribe since I watched Glenn Beck last night and some disgraced congressman tried to show us navy guys in tickle fights.  I honestly cannot come up with anything better than that.  So indeed Dear Reader please enjoy the first installment of the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin this week with a Spanker Spankee duo who simply clicked in their day.  Time has given us George and Gracie, Tracy and Hepburn and Spanking has brought us Coach and Monica.  Monica of course after having her lovely bottom spanked by Coach more times than I think she cares to remember gets yet another bottom burning spanking for our next update at Real Spanking.  Apparently being made to stand in the corner for 20 minutes indeed did nothing to improve her attitude, perhaps then an OTK Spanking will do the trick.  Also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

I’m not quite sure what is indeed going on here this week Dear Reader.  I had always thought the mantra among us spanko’s is that the only proper way to spank a naughty girl is on the bare bottom!  First coach fails to pull down Monica’s panties and now our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian only saw fit to paddle Julie over the Jeans?  What indeed is this world coming to?  Is hell freezing over? cats and dogs living together!  The horror!  Though in fairness it does look quite cold and the last time Julie got the paddle on the bare she cried so much they had to stop the spanking.  So perhaps this indeed is for the best, Plus her ass looks fantastic in those tight jeans.  From Real Life Spanking

There is something to be said for a elegant female who looks like a million bucks in a slinky black skirt facing a spanking.  While there is indeed no evidence that Kathy is a little rich girl in need of a good bare bottom spanking one of course can infer why indeed Peter Schoober spanking her!  Then again with a woman that beautiful do we really need a reason?  From Spanking Server

And what do we have here Dear Reader a new girl has come to get a spanking from Chelsea Pfeiffer.  Dear Readers meet Charlotte Vale, a pretty 25 year old who has been doing fetish and hardcore for some time.  Not that I am taking glee in the misfortune of the mainstream porn industry but indeed we have been seeing many girls from that area branching out into our little hobby as of late.  This indeed could  bode well for us Dear Reader.  From Good Spanking

On Spanking Mags this week we have a little ditty entitled “Too Much Pudding” which of course begs the question of now Niki Flynn and her friend could have any pudding if they don’t eat their meat!  And while pudding denial was great in concept they Niki and friend apparently kept their stash elsewhere resulting in both of them being put across a gym horse and getting a wickedly hard spanking with a tennis shoe.

Lupus Spanking treats us to yet another one of their wonderful films on installment.  This one entitled “The Teddy Bear (2)” chronicles three young girls who have been sent off to a reeducation camp during the communist period.  One of them, an attractive young blonde has been caught sleeping with of course a capitalist pig teddy bear!  Punishment of course is harsh in the communist regime  for such transgressions. 

It used to be that streaking was in good fun.  Some idiotic yet harmless thing college students do when they have drank too much.  Now days of course it is likely that one would be thrown in jail and made to register as a sex offender since we are indeed “Tough on Crime” but the idiocy of our laws of course do not in any way suggest a pretty girl such as our  perpetual schoolgirl Emma Brown should indeed not get a good hard spanking because of it.  From Sound Punishments

It really pains me to say this but Honestly Dear Reader I feel like Girls Boarding School has really gone down hill as of late.  I mean they still produce some wonderful spanking but really not enough of it and this from one of the former powerhouses of the spanking world!  I’ll give you an example,  The last scene they started was of the beautiful Irelynn Logeen.  They started it plus or minus a day or two on 2/11.  It is a great spanking with a beautiful girl and it runs about 18 minutes.  Now any site would be forgiven for releasing it in increments.  But GBS decided it would be a appropriate to release it in 18 PARTS!  What indeed genius has decided in this day and age with high speed internet that 18 one minute parts  would be appropriate? Furthermore, the final parts were finally posted a day or two ago.  So now it takes a month to post one spanking scene? Even worse the spanking does not start until part 10 so indeed their customers have to wait half of the month to see some spanking!  This of course doesn’t include the picture sets that count as a daily “update” .  Now listen Dear Reader you will not find a more ardent defender of our spanking houses but this is simply milking it.  Even worse is their customers on their forums are complaining quite loudly.  Forgive me Dear Reader but there are plenty of Spanking sites out there that offer a fair amount of spanking each month for a fair price and right now GBS is not one of them.  Well they do have a new scene this week starting the very pretty Molly and Simone.  Let us indeed hope they learn their lesson and maybe we will get to see the full movie before the summer time. 

The only drawback to spanking with a wooden spoon is that they tend to break over well paddled bottoms.  Particularly if the naughty girl in question is clenching her cheeks in pain and you are spanking her with conviction!  And if you don’t have another around how indeed will you cook and what will you finish spanking her with!   From Spanking Family

You know, I am indeed the last person to complain or even notice poor writing.  This indeed is because I had 12 years of useless English Teachers telling me that I would never EVER be any kind of writer.  (of course blogging wasn’t invented yet).  But while I might indeed regard English Teachers professional standing next to the guys that pick up garbage on the side of the road (hey at least they do something useful). They were correct in one thing.  Your Humble Narrator’s writing and punctuation is indeed atrocious.  Being completely devoid of any kind of rule set behind grammar or punctuation it indeed has to be incredibly poor writing for me to even notice.  Unfortunately Rough Man Spank has gotten my attention.  Now I know English is indeed not their first language but their synopsis of their spankings make absolutely no sense what so ever!  What is so and so’s “accepting” mean anyway?  Well thankfully we do not have to be literary geniuses to produce good spanking material or incidentally a good spanking blogger. 

And finally for today we indeed have two pretty young Japanese Schoolgirls getting their bare bottoms spanked.  No indeed they have not summoned Godzilla or any other radioactive monster.  Instead these girls wrote their school essay’s on the Sea Sheppard. Now since our friends from the land of the rising sun find whales along with every other endangered seagoing species, so damn tasty this of course offends their teacher resulting in a whale of a spanking good time.  From Handspanking

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Have you ever had one of those days Dear Reader where you wonder just how you like became as bizarre as it is.  I call those “days of no judgment” after a story I read many years ago.  Well I have been having one of those days.  You see last night, well into my 3rd Martini,  I was finishing up the first installment of The Spanking Updates of the week and was looking forward to watching some mindless television, my blackberry began do vibrate quite angrily.  Alas it was a urgent message from my friend imploring me to get online.  From the tone of the email and knowing my friend I could only imagine the evil things that had befell upon him.  So jumping on my IM I asked him what indeed was the matter. 

It seemed that my friend along with the President of his company and most of the upper management were  in a South American Banana Republic attempting to do a corporate acquisition worth quite a large sum of money.  The problem was that much of the information was indeed what you would expect from a company in a South American Banana Republic, almost indecipherable and the deal had to be closed the following day.  Now this indeed is a good friend and he was almost on the verge of tears and indeed Your Humble Narrator had the skill set and tools to do in hours what would inevitably take them days or perhaps weeks.  And thus being the person that I am I decided to help. 

As I was going though the material I began to wonder if the powers that ran his company knew that their 50+ million deal was in the hands of some guy in his pajama’s three sheets to the wind, perusing the new spanking video’s he downloaded prior, while he waited for his rather slow home computer crunch though the data.  A bizarre notion indeed. 

But that indeed has nothing to do with Spanking of course but a amusing tale to get you ready for The Spanking Updates of the week!

Let us begin with Firm Hand Spanking this week.  Now last week Your Humble Narrator lamented about the lack of M/f spanking on their recent titles.  But alas the Spanking Gods have heard our plea and thus this week we have my new favorite Ravishing Redhead Allison Miller getting her tight little bottom spanked with a rather large and scary looking wooden spoon by none other than John Ryan.  Now Abigail Whittaker who has tried to spank this naughty girl into submission has indeed failed thus it is of course time to bring in the big guns.  Perhaps our lovely Abigail will get a spanking of her own before too long. 

The absurdly beautiful Nikki Rouge is back on Dallas Spanks Hard this week.  Now you can indeed be angry with my friend since the work I was doing with him precluded me from writing both Nikki and Keegan’s interview.  But being hopelessly behind I guess comes with the Territory.  Meanwhile unlike myself I will besiege Dallas not to spank the girl too hard lest that perfect bottom become damaged.  Such a national treasure should indeed be enshrined someplace with armed guards. 

Now the thing about Corporate Acquisitions is it indeed may sound glamorous but it is fare less in practice.  Like Marriage you rarely know what your are walking into and it is indeed expensive to get out if you don’t like what you see.  There is also much gnashing of teeth and more often than you think quite a bit of shouting going on in this high stakes game.  Perhaps this is indeed why I enjoy spanking so much since most of the shouting and gnashing of teeth is done by the pretty girl over my knee.  From Bad Tushy.

My lovely Muse Leia Ann Woods whom I could write about all day is indeed getting spanked in uniform at Spanked in Uniform.  Now Uniforms tend to get Leia in considerable amount of  trouble. Thankfully this is indeed the good kind (well for us anyway).  But although coordinated outfits tend to be rather unlucky for her she does look exquisite in them particularly With her skirt up and her bare bottom getting spanked. 

A Man needs a Den.  A Den to work, relax and of course spank women!  David Pierson indeed has a fine Den which makes your Humble Narrator Jealous.  More-so since I will be moving back to my beloved city in a few weeks and my Den will become a dank cold basement once I clean all of the garbage out of it. Surely not a fitting place to spank a ass as fine as Tina Tink’s.  From Punished Brats.

The thing about Corporate Acquisitions you have to be ready to go to rather unpleasant places at a moments notice.  Unfortunately for Your Humble Narrator they tend to be really unpleasant.  Such as the time I got sent to Duluth, Minnesota in the middle of January which also happened to be in the middle of a blizzard.  Or the outskirts of Chicago during the heat wave they had a number of years back that killed all those poor souls who couldn’t figure out how to operate an air conditioner.  Once even my cell phone rang in the middle of Easter dinner to let me know I had to jump on the first plane to California.  California please, someone tried to put a Pineapple on my Pizza! From Spank Christina or the better valued 9 site VIP Spanking

Amy Hunter is dressed like a slapper!  What the hell a slapper is I have absolutely no idea.  But whatever it is she looks quite good dressed as one.  I wonder if they have a Rosetta Stone Program to decipher the English.  Which while I am on the subject I have this odd fantasy about spanking their spokeswoman.  From Northern Spanking

Ok I am going to say this again to our hard working Spanking Houses.  GIVE YOUR GIRLS A NAME!  in fact give your girls TWO names.  Like a first and a last.  You have no idea how frustrating when you find a girl that you find incredibly attractive getting a spanking and all you can say is “that girl getting a spanking”  Now that being said Your Humble Narrator has a strange attraction to this girl getting a spanking.  Something about I find ridiculously attractive.  From Spank My Bottom or the better valued Spank Pass. 

Betty does alot of spanking at Real Spanking Institute but to tell you the truth I much prefer her on the receiving end of the spanking.  There is something about attractive girls that wear too much makeup that just screams “I NEED A SPANKING”. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

I was indeed a little worried yesterday Dear Reader since I thought I would have to invoke The Spanking Spot Guarantee since Spanking Family had disappeared for a day or so.  But thankfully for all those who enjoy spanking they are back after their little snafu to bring us some more spanking of their sore bottomed girls.

Whomever invented Spandex HAD to be a spanko.  Whom else would invent form fitting material that offers minimal protection against a spanking.  I mean these pants that Jodie is wearing practically screams “Make My Bare Ass indistinguishable in color to my pants”.  From BritSpank

And finally for this week, Like your mother said,  Its all fun and games until someone gets a spanking.  From Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro Spanking Site Good Spanking Classics. 

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You know Dear Reader I am indeed not sure who deserves a spanking more.  Being the liberal commie bastard I am of course my first thought it is the morons of the conservative’s in this country who have been steadfastly keeping anything getting done and even went so far as to hold up unemployment benefits to millions of out of work people caused by the worst recession in 80 years brought on by no less than themselves. 

On the other hand we have our Democrats who haven’t even been in power 2 years already becoming as corrupt as hell.  What Dear Reader do you think the IRS would do if I simply “forgot” to declare hundreds of thousands in assets. Do you think indeed think they would so “no biggie” like our Nancy is doing with her buddy?  I mean say what you will about the crazy right but at least they managed to hold it together for a couple of years before we found out they were all secretly gay. 

I am indeed depressed Dear Reader.  Perhaps some spanking will indeed cheer me up. 

Let us begin this week with someone who always cheers me up.  The Lovely Clare Fonda giving incredible Aiden Ashley her second spanking on film.  This time in rather tight and sexy jeans that no doubt come down before to long.  Now the strange thing about this is indeed I have no idea who is more spankable. Clare in that cute little number she has on or Aiden for obvious reasons afore mentioned.  Unfortunately no one thought to spank them both.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

I have decided to resume coverage of the the always entertaining spanking movies from Lupus Spanking going forward.  I will be adding a few more sites since I think my Updates of the Week have been getting a little stale as of late  This weeks tale tells the story of two farm girls who eat magic apples which cause them to grow horns.  Apparently the only cure for such a thing is a brutal switching in the public square tied up in their birthday suits.  This indeed is not for the slight of heart Dear Reader as her friend waiting her turn to be switch listens to the screams of her friend during her punishment.  If this indeed is the cure for horns I wonder what it is for Swine Flu!

It looks like this week will be the week of girls in tight Jeans getting spanked.  Or at least Your Humble Narrator indeed hopes so.  Stacy one of the newer members of Mr M’s myriad of misbehaving maidens wastes no time in getting into the swing of things on Real Spanking this week.  Unfortunately for her the swinging will be upon her soon to be sore bare bottom.  Also Available though the better values 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Now there are three things I particularly enjoy about this next video from Real Life Spanking.  First it is indeed the beautiful long necked Sara that is getting her bottom beaten.  Second while my preference for OTK spanking is indeed apparent perhaps a very close second is the fabled bent over one knee position.  Sure unless your balance is perfect and the girl is rather small you must have her legs firmly planted on the ground lest your spankee ends up on her face.  This of course usually precludes the kicking of the legs that shows the viewer just how unpleasant the spanking she is getting is.  Finally this indeed is dear to my heart Dear Reader.  Sara as it turns out is getting a spanking over her texting habits.  Now we all know our females have a inborn need to communicate often with their own kind, but I simply cannot fathom the need to communicate every waking moment.  And I thought yapping on the cell phone was annoying. 
 

This week Natalie Minx gets down to business in pulling our lovely Chelsea’s white Jeans down and spanking her on her pretty gold panties and then of course her bare bottom.  Now I know Chelsea is an happily attached women,  but I do wonder how often her gets a good hard spanking from her significant other since if it were indeed me I would have time for  little else but to spank that awesome bottom of hers.  From Good spanking

This next update from Spanking Server is not exactly “New” You see it is indeed the beginning of March and as in the beginning of every month Spanking Server, in addition to their weekly spanking updates releases a Spanking Pack with about an hour of their past spankings.  Now this is free with membership and there indeed is some fantastic spanking here that if you weren’t a long time member you have probably missed.  Peter of course illustrates this here with the spanking of the struggling Sandra Sanchez who as a farm girl is not so keen on going over his knee.

You know I am really digging this new spanker that Xerotics has.  This  matronly woman looks like the kind old lady down the street that gives you hot chocolate on a cold day.  Just don’t spill it since she has a wicked short swing which she uses on these two new spankee’s bottoms.   Which brings me to my next point, Instead of giving them nothing to do so they can appear at political rallies and shout about how our president is a secret Muslim we indeed need to get more senior citizens into spanking.  First of all it will of course give them something to do and indeed take away the powerless feeling when young ladies walk on their lawn.  From Slut Spanking

Our young Clover has a intense dislike for Your Humble Narrators namesake.  I am quite offended Dear Reader.  Yes indeed!  And of course at some point in the past people around the world seemed to believe they have the right not to be offended!  Thus I watch with glee as this anti-brushite gets a taste of the implement she so dearly hates.  From Sound Punishments

It appears that prison life does not agree with our beautiful Kami’s bottom.  And why would it, such a exquisite flower will indeed wither under the harshness of confinement.  But indeed justice must be done, and they seem to be taking a page out of “How to extract confessions without shooting them in the face” by Dick Cheney.  Now no one ever accused Dick of being a spanko (though it wouldn’t surprise me but can you even water board someone while spanking them?).  In any case Kami is bent over a horse, panties pulled down and spanked until she confesses exactly where she hid the WMD’s  From Bars and Stripes

Ah what a treat to leave you off with today.  A bikini spanking from no other but our spanking friends in Japan.  Now apparently this young lady was diving foolishly not taking precautions from the tentacle rape monsters that infest those waters.  Thankfully she was spared and while a bikini tends to confound such monsters it is indeed no match for a spanking.  From Handspanking

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We look upon our little Kink Dear Reader as harmless little fun spanking our ladies well deserving bottoms.  But I say the spanking lifestyle could indeed bring us to bigger things.  There are so many of life’s little problems that we indeed could fix if we were to put heads (and hand) toward it.  So let us indeed explore our spanko solutions to today’s pressing problems on the rest of The Spanking Updates of the week!

I was going to lead off today with some amusing quibble about something until of course I saw Clare Fonda’s most recent spankee Aiden Ashley.  I indeed had one of those dumbfounded moments that even my wiseass tendency could indeed not overcome.  The girl is absolutely gorgeous and indeed no stranger to spanking as it seems her mother had indeed a hard hand.  Well indeed our lovely Clare decides to find out just how much spanking the girl can take,  which turns out to be quite respectable.  From Spanked Sweeties
 

You know Dear Reader we spanko’s could probably fix all of our state debt problems.  With California more or less bankrupt and can’t afford to support even its penal system they could indeed turn it over to us.  David Pierson this week demonstrates how effective such a change would indeed be!  Now obviously most of our female parolee’s will not be even remotely as attractive as Charlie Skye but I am indeed sure that we could find many a willing person to spank even the most hardened violators. At the very least it would make a parole officer quite a desirable career  From Punished Brats

Now anyone who has traveled since the fateful day on 9/11 knows that for the most time customer service on airlines is absolutely abhorrent.  And while a good part of it is surprisingly not due to our naughty stewardesses the transgressions have been rising.  It seems that some of ours stewardesses take glee in reporting to the incompetent TSA if you simply disagree with them!  Now in a Spanko world this indeed would not be.  That is not indeed to say that our lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford making her first appearance on Spanked in Uniform is guilty of such transgression.  But I suppose if she worked for me I could come up with at least a dozen reasons to spank her. 
 
 

Another profession that indeed would be enhanced should us Spanko’s fix the world would be the humble teaching profession.  I would hazard a guess that among all girls college and high schools alike would probably end up having the teachers pay them to work there!  Particularly if the their plaid skirts were as short as this lovely young thing getting her bottom beaten by Ms Law.  From Bad Tushy

Andi Switch being true to her name ends up over the knee this week at Northern Spanking.  Now this is a domestic scene as Andi is being quite the bratty wife thus in need of a little bare bottom discipline.  In a Spanko World this would indeed happen much more often in fact it would be implemented in the vow’s .  “I so and so promise to have, hold and spank till death do us part”.  Now our conservative’s will be quite happy since they are indeed obsessed with all things traditional.  And what indeed could be more traditional than spanking your naughty wife!  I would also suspect the divorce rate would indeed drop to all time lows

We often hear we need to bring back manufacturing to this country and as of late we hear politicians screaming Jobs Job Jobs after lining their wall street friends pockets with gobs of our money.  Well under us presumably there would be a great deal of spanking going on someone has to make the implements!  And who Dear Reader would risk their significant others bum utilizing a cheap Chinese made cadmium infused paddle they bought from Wal-Mart.  We could even pass the Domestic Spanking Paddle Act (DSPA for short) to keep our implement production domestic, as long as the republicans don’t filibuster it.  From Real Spanking Institute or the better values 8 Site Real Spanking Pass.

Now to show you just how indeed a Job is with side benefits one indeed needs to look no further than Clare Fonda’s cameraman.  Imagine Dear Reader coming to work with the knowledge that there is a pretty good chance you might have to spank a rather attractive girl?  Indeed the morning commute would be more than worth it, particularly if Lily Anna is the one that ends up over your knee.  From Spanked Callgirls or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Firm Hand Spanking has yet another naughty girl Visiting them.  Dear Readers please meet the very cute Allaura Shane getting spanked by the one and only Allison Miller!  Now anytime I see beautiful girls spanked I feel bad about complaining.  But Firmhand used to do some of the best M/f spanking around.  It seems as of late they have become considerably more F/f spanking orientated which of course is a shame for those of us who enjoy M/f.  I mean are they having trouble finding guys to spank these girls?  I’ll gladly volunteer! 

We find that Angelina from Spanking Digital quite likes to be spanked.  She confesses that her boyfriend spanks that beautiful bottom quite often which of course means that now I hate him!  Also available though the better valued 4 site Spank Pass

Thankfully Amelia Jane Rutherford is gainfully employed (though Spanked) on one of our major airlines though the UK Spanked in Prison to  work spanking program program.  But indeed the color of the uniforms are kind of the same though I enjoy her shorter dress at Bars and Stripes

And Finally for this week,  We have the retro spanking site run by our very own Chelsea Pfeiffer.  Good Spanking Classics.  Now this girl aptly named Darling I have always found very cute.  I think (and don’t quote me on this) she also got some good spankings back in the day from Xerotics as well.  But I am often wrong and indeed miss things.  For example I was testing out Bad Tushy’s downloads the other day to make sure that they are indeed still downloadable (they are) and I noticed that Alanah Rae got a spanking from Ms Law and I had totally missed it! 

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