Name: Kayla Gerdes
Age: 18 Years Old
Occupation: Oxycontin Whore, Petty Thief, Soon to be Prison Resident
Hometown: Hempstead, NY
You Know Dear Reader, There has been quite alot written on the youth of today. Now there is always some complaining from one generation to the next. The Aging hippies that put aside peace love and understanding for SUV’s [...]
Name: Michele Marie Amble Bachmann
Profession: US Congress Woman, Fundamentalist Fool, Complete Idiot, Cold
DOB: April 6 1956
Hometown: Stillwater, Minnesota
You Know Dear Reader, unlike my vile for the flyover and southern states, I kind of like Minnesota. Although it is indeed a frozen tundra most of the year the people have a [...]
Name: Nancy Patricia Pelosi
Profession: Speaker of the house, House Representative of the 8th district in California, Left wing Liberal, Stammering Liar
Height: 5′0″
DOB: March 26th 1940
Hometown: San Francisco
And I bet you thought my next post on Women Who Desperately Need a Spanking would be Carrie Preteen! Well Dear Reader it was. and while it would [...]
Name: Robyn Rihanna Fenty
Occupation: Singer, Model, Human Punching Bag
Age: 22
Hometown: Saint Michael, Barbados
Before I begin Dear Reader I want to let you know I know fully that I will probably get load of hate mail for this one. But you have to understand Dear Reader that people like our next guest on Women who Desperately [...]
Name (s) Michelle Duggar (left), Nadya Suleman (right)
Profession: Presidents of Clown Cars for Vagina’s Club, Professional Breeders of Humans
Height: Unknown
Age: 41 and 33 Respectively
Hometown: Tontitown, Arkansas, and Whittier, California
After writing this column for the past two years I sometimes wonder if many of the women I profile here are either Crazy, Deluded or just plain [...]
Name: Brianna Broitzman (left) Ashton Larson (Right)
Age: 19 and 18 respectively
Occupation: Nursing Home Care Givers, Elderly fetishists
Hometown: Alberta Lee, MN
It is said Dear Reader that a society is judged not what it accomplishes but how it treats its defenseless members. While this could pertain to children it usually references the infirm [...]
Brooke Ellen Bolla better known as Brooke Hogan was born May 5th 1988 to Terry and Lynda Bollea better known as Hulk and Lynda Hogan. 1988 for those of you not familiar with wrestling history was the start of the golden years of Hulkamania that swept popular culture throughout the late 80’s and early 90’s. Needless to say that while Brooke’s upbringing was strict it was quite [...]