Well Dear Reader it looks like I indeed owe an apology to Ms Pelosi.  It turns out that the CIA was indeed misrepresenting its actions to her by their own admission! So kudos to all those Dear Readers out there that lambasted Your Humble Narrator for featuring her in Women who Desperately need a spanking.   Your Humble Narrator indeed needs a lambasting once and a while. 

So Back more pressing matters Dear Reader,  Let us get on with the spankings

We’ll start with a new update from Bun Beating Fun (finally!).  And although our Mystery Spanker is indeed in search of a new flea bitten hotel down south to horrify stuck up models he makes it back to the Garbage State once and a while to ply his trade.  Ella yet another haughty bikini model feels that this shoot in the infamous hotel off the Jersey Turnpike is indeed beneath her.  Our Mystery Spanker does what someone should have done long ago to this pretentious priss. This of course involves a hand, a knee and of course a bare bottom. 

The Diva Bodyguard has indeed found happiness.  Amelia Jane Rutherford has been playing a particularly spoiled diva over the past few months with a bodyguard determined to keep her inline.  Who says opposites don’t attract.  Amelia in her relationship has taken to spanking quite well which also makes her Bodyguard quite happy (hey can you blame him).  And to celebrate their new found love a very sensual (yet painful) spanking is given to reminisce about old times.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Ah the third (and hopefully not final) spanking for the unfortunately named Candle Boxxx.  With an excellent pout and a body to die for this girl is starting to grow on me.  There are those girls Your Humble Narrator sees spanked and right away says WOW.  And there are those girls like our dear Candle who’s delight grows every time you see her over the knee.  Like the bouquet of a fine wine.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
   

Either Keegan has a ass of iron or Tom has indeed lost his mojo during his hiatus to that tropical island devoid of “Stuuupid Guirls”  This girl doesn’t even flinch at the smack of the paddle.  I know Keegan withstood one of Dallas’s famous spankings but Tom in his day brought many a naughty girl to tears.  Time to break out the Rocky soundtrack and start working that spanking arm out!  (I am of course kidding,  look at her legs kick as she gets spanked).  From Girls Boarding School

Charlie Skye has gone on her own attempt to save the credit card industry.  Rather than shoveling buckets of money so incompetent rich people can pay themselves more she has indeed done it the old fashion way.  She maxed out her Credit Card!  This wouldn’t be problematic if she was indeed the one paying for it but as one might guess in a spanking scene, she indeed is not.  So Veronica gives her a little lesson in economics.  Supply and naked spankings.  From Punished Brats

I like the latest from Northern Spanking.  The story is terrible.  But what is even better that they admit it!  As you might have noticed.  Some days I am indeed “on” and some days not so much.  So I can indeed sympathize with it being late and running out of ideas for a shoot.  But Dear Reader the show must go on.  And while spanking the young and very attractive Alana Rowan for dusting the piano a wee too much is indeed weak.  there is indeed a pretty girl getting her butt smacked.  And that Dear Reader is what counts.  Hopefully those jeans will get removed in the next update,  she has a terrific ass. 

Your Humble Narrator just paid $7.50 for a pack of cigarettes.  At that price its no wonder Zack is pissed that our Teen Jessica has not quit.  $7.50 to kill thyself!  $7.50 for emphysema!  $7.50 for the sweet taste of tobacco, and the nicotine rush I so crave.  Well your Humble Narrator might be a lost cause but getting spanked by a large wooden hairbrush might cure Jessica’s nicotine fit.  From Spanking Teen Jessica (or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass)
 

Chelsea Pfeiffer getting a spanking onscreen is few and far between,  that of course makes it all that  more special.  Which brings me to another issue altogether.  I had to look up in my interview with her if she gets spanked by her husband. (she does).  Which incidentally makes Your Humble Narrator hate the blameless gentleman out of pure jealousy.  You see Dear Reader,  Its hard not to be hot when one is 18.  But time indeed takes it toll on all of us (hey I was 140 pounds when I was 18 and I had hair,  beautiful hair!).    But someone that age (she is 48 now I think) looking good enough that any 20 something would be drooling after her is indeed a feat.  So Mr.Pfeiffer my hat off to you,  you luck bastard!  From Spank Sinn
  

Your Humble Narrator’s  Muse Leia Ann Woods is none to happy about getting a roommate at the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes.  Caned for mouthing off to the guards regarding her new companion and gets a hard prison caning for her troubles.  But Leia is not finished yet.  Being the rather manipulative bitch she manages to get her roommate in trouble on her first night at the prison

Ms Law apparently disapproves of women kissing which undoubtedly disappoints my many male readers.  But since this is not the female sucking face with female blog luckily it giver her a damn good excuse to start spanking bare bottoms!  From Bad Tushy

I am more or less sure there is some union rule in the UK that 2 out of 5 females that get spanked on film have to be named Jenkins.  Perhaps the UK doesn’t have the diversity that the US has in the way of last names though I am pretty sure everyone there is not named Jenkins.  Why not Liebowitz?  or Schwartz, or even Profigliano.  (to those who get that one once again my hats off to you)  From Regulation Knickers.

And Finally for this week we have the retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics.  Eve Ellis and Shelley Powell have a spanking session over who messed up the baking of a cake.  They of course cannot bake the cake and eat it too. 

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