COPA is Dead! A 20 Year Old gets Her First Spanking, And The Coming Depression Can Be Good For Spanko’s. That and More On The Spanking Updates of the Week.

Good news Dear Reader, Yet another attempt to control what you and Your Humble Narrator choose to read has finally after 10 years has finally been put to rest. COPA or The Child Online Protection Act passed by a majority of old white guys from the south whom had never used the internet and ironically signed into law by our last Democratic President has been officially declared dead despite our right wing fanatics terrified of the naked body. For those unfamiliar of this egregious attack on free speech in 1998 our congress felt it was necessary to “protect our children” from the evils of SEX! This law made it illegal to display material “harmful to minors” for commercial uses.

Now honestly Dear Reader this seems quite reasonable at face value. I for one would not want my spawn to stumble across many of the sites that I show you here. (Though it will make a interesting discussion about the birds and the bees later on). However under this silly law “commercial use” is defined as pretty much anything on the internet that might have a dirty picture or something the government doesn’t like on it. That Dear Reader is quite dangerous. In the interest of my foreign readers I must explain to you the typical American mindset. You see while we have little or no problem having our young teen kill throngs of Aliens, Nazi’s, Bad Guys, and civilians in both video games and movies we cringe in horror at the thought that our teenager just might be interested in seeing people doing the nasty.

Well Dear Reader my hats off to the Supreme court that has once again rejected the silly attempt at the Christian domination of this country. Now for some smut!

We are going to start off with a girl whom has never been spanked. Natalie at 20 years of age. Just slightly older than COPA would have insisted that we protected her against has always been interested in spanking. Perhaps Dear Reader if she got a proper one she might be cured of her obsession. I hope that this is indeed not that case since I am sure you as I thoroughly enjoy exercising her Demons though her sore bare bottom. From Real Life Spanking

God forbid Dear Reader that Peter Schoober ever get sick or injured. But should such a horrible thing happen I would kill to see the want Ad for his replacement. “Wanted, Vice President of Red Buttocks. Responsibilities include, Finding incredibly hot females, Undressing incredibly hot females and subsequently spanking incredibly hot females. Wide Lap and Large Hand a plus, wrist X-Ray required. NO RECRUITERS! Spanking Server is a EEOC employer.”

Now most of the girls I have known throughout my years had a hang-up on spanking (go figure). Interestingly enough they were either rabidly pro or con spanking. Even more oddly none of them felt that they needed (or wanted) to recieve a spanking. Since you are reading this column one can infer that I convinced a few of them to come get a spanking from Yours Truly. I almost always found that girls who got their asses beat before almost without exception wanted the harder of the spankings. This quite happily is the same case as Clare Fonda’s new girl Katie Angel. Young and quite pretty (and yea she probably needs to eat a sammich or two) she gets her first adult spanking from my Dear Clare on Spanked Sweeties

This girls Haircut is definitely growing on me. Not enough hair to get in the way and just enough for some interesting spanking action shots. From Spanked Schoolgirl. (or part of the 14 Spanking site special)

Kathy and Coach make beautiful spanking together this week on Real Spankings. The implements of choice this week are the cane and what looks to be a small well worn wooden paddle. More of a hairbrush without the brush part quite honestly. It looks like the former implement stings like hell since there are tears involved.

Kailee has been making herself more of a spanker as of late Dear Reader. I am not sure I like this change of positions since Your Humble Narrator was quite pleased to see her as a bottom so to speak. But I guess everyone needs a change of perspective from time to time. Besides she seems to be doing a good job with the leather paddle on Abigail Whittaker’s ass. From Firm Hand Spanking.

If this is Dr Snow, than Dallas is surely the Heat Miser. From Dallas Spanks Hard.

Back during the Great Depression when Jobs were at a rarity one could punish a lazy maid with a hairbrush with little or no worry that the now well spanked maid would either up and leave or call whatever commission that has deemed spanking lazy maids illegal since jobs were such a rarity. For those of you with maids of Pandora’s caliber there might indeed be good news Dear Reader. Since Wall Street moguls and the fat bank chiefs have stolen all the money we may indeed be headed back to those times. Unfortunately that is bad news for the rest of us. But should you be so fortunate to have a maid in these times I am sure with a few sessions with a hairbrush you can ensure you house be spotless. From Northern Spanking

Why can’t I find a private girls school to work at with a uniform that looks like this! Seriously though Its time Bad Tushy got Miss Law to do a switch scene. She just looks too fantastic not to be spanked.

I am really digging these new girls on Girls Boarding School. Particularly Molly who is quite spankable. Unfortunately the documentation of their spankings seem only to exist in pictures right now. And while Yours Truly both understands and encourages the art of anticipation sometimes it is simply overdone. Time to show us these girls spankings in all the glory of moving pictures.

ok Redneck Spanking is Back Dear Readers with spanking the hottest girls of the trailer park. Now They are doing some experimenting some of which quite honestly I am not sure I like. But it is indeed fair. First the good news, they are working on their film quality. I am hoping they will get it right in 2009. (still needs work however). The second issue is that they only allow a download of a movie some number of weeks after its initially posted. Before that the consumer must watch the spanking video’s as a stream. Now as I said I am not sure I like this set up, but from a spanking producers stand point its definitely worth a shot. While I do believe that consumers should have access to downloading new material immediately there are some inherent problems with this as a business model including piracy, and customer retention. While this solution might appear to give one the best of both worlds it does risk annoying the customer, and while a large well known site might be able to get away with it, I am not sure that Redneck Spanking can.

We have our second spanking on the full length movie Long Weekend that is now playing on Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl. Our strawberry blond has her pants removed and suffers though a OTK spanking with her partner who may or may not be Sarah Gregory (I’ll Defer to Chloe Elise on this one).

I’m not sure about other area’s Dear Reader but the one thing that the American stay at home female almost always ignores is the importance of having dinner ready when one’s significant other comes home after a long day at work. Now of course if your working that is a different story but so many of my friends hardly get a meal when their wives stay home to “take care of the children” In fact I would go as far putting an exception in any domestic abuse law that allows for a sound spanking when dinner is repeatedly not provided for the working other. (men included!). From Spanked at Home

I know I need to get over it Dear Reader but I really miss the 80’s. I just loved big hair and leg warmers. Well I guess one can never go back. but Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro site Good Spanking Classics can at least bring back fond memories.

I actually had a friend in College who fell asleep in class only to have woken up in yet another class some hours later. Amusingly the professor let her slumber though not one but two periods. She was quite shocked to have awoken from her deep sleep only to be laughed at by a room full of people she didn’t know and a completely different teacher. Personally I think I would rather be spanked at in this new one from Spanking Online (or Spank Pass or Xerotics 14 site Special)