Its typical for me,  my Dear Reader that the day that I decide to launch a new website Your Humble Narrator gets deathly ill from a wayward bug and spends the next two days doubled over not even remotely wanting to think about spanking.  Ah but the rumors of my demise are much exaggerated , and thought I have developed a mild aversion to bacon and a fondness to singing spiders I have yet to transform into a swine. 

So while I am indeed not 100% I believe I am well enough to finish up the better late then never Spanking Updates of the Week.

Other then  I detest the idea of thinking about Christmas on a steamy day in July and the fact that I find this father/daughter series by Lance Del Toro and Samantha Woodley a wee bit creepy.  It is indeed all in good fun, and besides if one cannot have a bit of age play in spanking then indeed what fun is it (although a bit young for my tastes).  Samantha apparently dissatisfied with her lead laden Chinese made toys on a Christmas morning gets a good bare bottom spanking for her behavior ensuring that her bottom will indeed match the outfit worn by St Nick.  From Firm Hand Spanking
 

Not that I am some sort of Grammar Nazi, (hey I know I live in a glass house) Mna Meow seems to be missing a vowel somewhere in her name.  Perhaps this is the reason she is getting this very nice spanking with your Humble Narrator’s namesake on Girl Spanks Girl.  If however this is indeed Clare’s misspelling perhaps she is the one to get the spanking in that wonderful miniskirt she is wearing.  Also available on the 4 Spanking Site Clare Fonda Pass

Amy Aveline has been falling asleep in English Literature class, a state where you would inevitably find your Humble Narrator during his school days since this more than useless class was the bane of my existence.  Personally I couldn’t care less about the symbolism of Holden Caulfield or the nonsensical ramblings of obscure poetry.  Luckily for me I wasn’t either female or  friend of Dallas.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

The Japanese must do something about their lack of spanking furniture.  I realize due to their culture and home construction much is done right on the floor but somehow that is indeed not all that conducive to a good spanking.  Perhaps it is the idea of a girl hanging helplessly over your knee unable to get up until you of course let her and the leverage one gets in such a position.  But to make up for this the employment of a large ruler of course will do the trick.  From Cutie Spankee

It seems that our friend David Pierson is rather poor at home improvement.  You see while he was indeed building a crooked bookshelf he managed to nail his hand to the thing when Lavender distracted him.  In fact they had to get a bigger ambulance to fit the bookcase on the way now attached to his hand to the hospital!  Well after the doctors corrected his attempt at a one handed crucifixion he returned still freshly impaled but determined to spank the girl who made him put a hole though his hand.  From Punished Brats

It seems that Amy Hunter, Sam Johnson, and my muse Leia Ann Woods had a night out on the town for Sam’s birthday complete with heavy drinking, public nudity and surprisingly little spanking.  But despite the latter the authorities tend to take a rather dim view of such calibrations.  So rather than wasting the taxpayer’s dime with incarceration they found a gentleman with a ill fitting mask to punish her properly on Northern Spanking
 

It must be Leia week,  Nikita Raffell continues getting spanked as her cellmate Leia Ann Woods looks on in glee.  From Bars and Stripes
 

I gotta find out where Bad Tushy films out of Dear Reader.  They seem to have a plethora of rather hot females in micro mini’s and other rather skimpy clothing,  just waiting around to get spanked. 
 

Ah one of my favorite naughty girls from the golden age of Real Spanking Institute.  The lovely Sarah whom not many can out do in a schoolgirl outfit and pigtails, gets a hard strapping for of all things having her skirt too short.  Sadly, while I don’t think Sarah is active in spanking anymore Real Spanking is indeed shooting new material.  Though I have noticed it seems to be somewhat lacking in the picture department which is somewhat problematic for me Dear Reader. Let us hope they correct this soon.  Also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Some of Peter Schoober and Crew’s earlier spankings on Elite Spanking the week with a nice caning for a naughty bottom

It seems our Young Maggie here had a fondness for beer and wine on her school trip which inevitably got her one hell of a caning on Spanked at Home.  This confuses your Humble Narrator since Europe doesn’t have nearly the infantile attitude toward alcohol that the United States does.  In the state I live in you can be arrested for giving your own kid a alcoholic drink!  Growing up and being taught to appreciate fine wine with my father this of course is one of the more moronic laws this country has ever come up with.  But as long as prohibitionists like MADD pay off our politicians you in Europe can continue to laugh at us, and deservedly so. 

And Finally this week,  I must apologize for being brief since I am still feeling a bit under the weather.  Now I am not entirely sure what Chelsea is doing to Sinn Sage halfway though this spanking,  but I think I like it.  From Spank Sinn
 

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