So Dear Reader other than it being the anniversary of 9/11, once again reminding us why the TSA needs to molest us when we get on aircraft or the reason why the NSA needs to watch us watch porn. A new development is going on in my beloved city for in the first time in 12 years we will not be ruled by the hand of a elitist pig who wants to confiscate your guns, surgery drinks, cigarettes and anything else he deems not good for you. The front runner whom may or may not clinch the democratic nod has the 1% shaking in their boots.
Now let me share secret with you Dear Reader, Unless you are young and fine with shoving yourself into a 200 sq foot apt with no kitchen for $2k per month or indeed filthy rich. Living in my beloved city more or less sucks. Its loud, Its expensive, Its cramped, we are rude, and oh, smell the odor of the homeless guy who sits next to you in the summer. But despite all this it is still the greatest city on earth. No other when one reveals that they are from my beloved city does one get the response “oh I LOVE NY”.
But if you are the latter of the two above, living in Manhattan is indeed pleasant. You can purchase a ridiculously priced place high above the hustle and bustle and afford to keep the riff raff away from you. Thus to the 1% horror the front runner is from Brooklyn and is quite keen on the ridiculous idea of taxing the rich and using the money to improve education! Something the rich never use since NYC’s schools suck and why bother when you can send your entitled crotch fruit to the many 40K+ per year private schools that dot the big apple. Besides after a tax hike how in the world could they afford their place in the Hamptons in the summer! They might even have to smell the homeless people!
I shall of course talk more about this during the Spanking Updates of the week!
I shall begin today with what I call a WOW. This is when I see a girl spanked and my mouth drops open and just a small bit of drool falls effortlessly from the corner of my mouth. Dear Reader meet 18 year old Dakota Skye. An unfortunate name since she shares it with a 3 time Ms Nude of the year whom looks like she could spank any of us. None the less Ms Skye is a up and coming waylaid porn star due to the HIV outbreak and a bit of a drama queen if you read her twitter feed. All of which suggests she might need a stinging red bottom. Top that off that this young teen might be 5’1” and 100lbs soaking wet, not to mention cute as a button and you have the perfect candidate for a good otk spanking. Something I hope our favorite Cameraman had the presence of mind to give a real hard manspanking before he let her go on her way. From Spanked Callgirls or the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Beauty is not a static thing Dear Reader, it is quite fluid. If you looked at pictures what was attractive back in the 20’s you would see healthy women in stark contrast to the anorexic models that so fascinate Your Humble Narrator today. This was probably because back then you could spank your wife legally. But I digress. Sarah Collins is one of those exotic beauties that defy our modern day definition of such, not to mention she still has a perfect ass. Its too bad that she hasn’t gotten spanked more often, but I suspect that is due to her boyfriend’s quite understandable jealousy. Luckily Spanking Sarah hired him to spank her as well and she doesn’t appear to be enjoying it.
So being that my beloved city is about as liberal as one can get, One can expect that my fellow commie liberal Obamacare loving elitists typically vote for the sane party. That is generally true if you ignore the last 20 years or so. But if you listen to the conservative crazies its impossible to actually be a republican like the last two republican Mayors in my beloved city. After all they don’t hate brown people! (Though we do frisk them). Thus it is generally accepted that the Democrat’s have the upper hand. Now the gentleman who is the front runner had the gall to marry outside of his race, which of course also upsets our conservative crazies as they are no way shape or form racist unless someone’s wife or the president happen to be a bit black. Something apparently our present elitist oligarch mayor seems to be confused about since he suggested the front runner was racist for posing with his family! After all brown people should be stopped and frisked, and how can you stop and frisk a child of an elected official. Even if he has an afro! We might need guns and sugary drinks to defend ourselves from such hoods. Or of course we could just ignore skin color and spank people which our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is doing a decent job of today at Real Life Spanking.
A week or two ago I told you how my friend Our Favorite Portly Punisher from Sound Spanking was coming to see me during his trip to the states, Oddly he called me the other day rather sheepishly and asked “Brushstrokes do you think it would be all possible to pick me up from the airport? Our ride fell through”. Well of course I said of course! Heaping me with polite thanks that only a Englishman can, I went and ferried him from the airport to his destination which is not to far from my humble abode. After discussing with him the right side of the road to drive on, We smoke cigarettes not Fags and that a lift is something you give someone not to go up a few floors the discussion got to spanking. It was a rather interesting one at that. He indeed told me he was looking for a perfect location to shoot Amelia Jane Rutherford for any old location would not do Dear Reader! She is too beautiful. Something I whole heartedly agreed with. Even if you are simply spanking her in her see through lace undies like they are on Northern Spanking.
I would have to imagine that the worst couple of words a non spanko enthusiast like Valerie Bryant (aka Sabrina Scott) could hear is the words “Drop them” while someone is holding a rather large piece of wood. You know there will be tears of regret flowing rather soon. From Firm Hand Spanking.
I am not sure about you Dear Reader, But I hate being a houseguest. I can never find out where the fuck anything is, I have to stumble outside to have a smoke and generally don’t sleep well in my own bed. I have a plan that some day I will buy a big ass pickup truck and cruise the world’s highways with a camper and a satellite dish to keep in touch with you Dear Reader. Just mind you from becoming a houseguest. But some like to freeload like Ariel here and as we all know the best way to get rid of a houseguest is to spank them. From Punished Brats.
So with our girls back at school, it seems our headmasters arms are quite tired. After all what would you expect from girls that have been running wild for 2 months. Luckily our friend Mr M has been working out over the summer!. From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.