Girls we always wanted to spank

As I sit here on the last weekday of 2006 I ponder who should be the next Woman that desperately needs a spanking. You know what dear readers. I can’t quite think of any tonight. all the tabloids are Paris and Lohan which we already established are deserving. So regretfully I think we will skip tonight. Lets instead talk about who we WANTED to spank as we experienced the tender and hellish stage of adolescence (or before).

The show Little house on the Prairie was rife with girls who needed to be taken out to the woodshed. I’ll admit I still have a thing for Melissa Gilbert. but growing up I could think of nothing more satisfying then taking the braided goodie goodie over the knee for some learnin.

Nellie Olsen however was deserving of the switch in the most severe sense, Harriet (Nellie’s mother) could have done with a few corrections from her husband “Nels” as well. Mary, the oldest Ingalls would probably would qualify for bun beating treatment yet she kept going blind and somehow spanking a blind girl just doesn’t appeal to me.

At the risk of being accused of being a budding delusional presidential assassin, Jody Foster caught my fancy at age 7 or so. Just for the record I refuse to believe my beloved is a lesbian despite the general Hollywood gossip.

Your want Obscure? There was a really bad Disney movie called “Return to Witch Mountain”. Kim Richards who was one of the leads, was another one that I would have liked to put over my knee. Incidentally as she came of age in the late 70’s she was unbelievably hot. She still looks good actually.

I can probably go all night with this. (Don’t get me started on the Brady Bunch). Instead I would like to hear from you, dear reader. Who did you want to spank (Male or female) growing up. I assure you, None are too bizarre for yours truly.

Brushstrokes

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RichT on December 30th, 2006 at 10:23 am #

Back in the seventies when I was a budding young spanko the thought of putting, Barbara Cooper (Valerie Bertinelli), from One Day at a Time across my knee appealed to me. She was whiny and manipulative and just seemed to be begging for a good spanking, especially from that poor sap she kept stringing along.

I also had a thing for Kim Richards back then. Those who are into cult movies will probably remember that she was the first person to get killed in the original 70s version of Assault on Precinct 13; shot by a gang member while trying to buy an ice-cream cone. What a waste of a perfectly spankable girl.

Paul666 on December 30th, 2006 at 11:20 pm #

Your right about Harriet Olson, the character from Light House On The Prairie. She doesn’t even turn me on. But I’d like to be her husband for just one hour. A trip our to the woodshed (that they probably had out behind their store) with his trusty razor starp is exactly what she needed.

graeme on January 1st, 2007 at 10:00 am #

All of Hot Gossip (Kenny Everets dance troupe) and all of Benny Hills “Hills Angles”.

Anonymous on January 1st, 2007 at 4:50 pm #

Charlies Angels. They all needed spanking,but especially Cheryl Ladd.She always managed to appear in a scanty bikini or a pair of shorts so short her butt cheeks were showing.Would loved to have seen some of the butch-female villain that appeared on the show blister her.
And Baywatch. What can I say? What a waste of spankable bottoms.Like to have seen them all have to bend for the paddle in those highcut guard suits and get paddled until their skin was as red as the suits.Especially Pamela Lee Anderson and Yasmin Bleeth.

Anonymous on January 4th, 2007 at 1:03 pm #

I quite agree with the House on the Prairie comments. I always thought Melissa Joan Hart in Sabrina Teenage Witch could have done with a lot of correcting from her two aunts (Melissa had just the right backside for it!). Emily Hughes (the ice skater a long with a host of others) needs a few lessons from her coach about being so sassy.

Frank Spanko on January 4th, 2007 at 11:12 pm #

I would make two suggestions for young ladies whose backside I feel would look fine in red:

1. Lauren Holly, currently in Navy NCIS, and formerly of Picket Fences.

2. Sherilyn Fenn, most famous for her part in Twin Peaks.

Frank

Anonymous on January 5th, 2007 at 6:38 pm #

By the way, Kim richards is the aunt of Paris Hilton.