We American’s are indeed in love with our cars. Since we lack any decent form of mass transportation we end up spending a significant amount of time in them, usually listening to whatever is droning on the radio or in females cases applying makeup at high speeds while swerving all over the road. The one thing many of us universally hate however is the process of buying one.
This Dear Reader is where indeed I am, buying not one but two which I have never done before and probably will be doubly annoying. Now for those who don’t live in this wonderful country, the first thing you need to do is find one you like and in your price range. While I would love to drive around in some overpriced sports car, it is simply not practical when one lives on a dirt road.
Once you have a couple of models you like, it is time to go off to the dealer, where the price is not really the price, the value of your trade in is not the value of your trade in and you have to contend with a myriad of options that can easily inflate the price many thousands of dollars.
To make things even more frustrating, different versions of the car have different options most one does not want. For example, the only options I am particularly interested in is satellite radio which saves me from having to listen to 35 minutes of commercials every hour and indeed heated seats. Of course being that I would prefer a stick shift the model with the heated seats come automatic because American’s have lost their ability to drive a standard transmission.
Thus you must dedicate a full day, or multiple days haggling comparing prices etc. All so you can drive your shiny new toy off the lot and have your significant other get a ticket shortly there after which of course will indeed earn her a spanking. Which incidentally is the reason you are here today, of course for the Spanking Updates of the Week!
We begin today with a debut of a new beauty on Spanked Callgirls. Dear Reader meet Heather Green and dark lanky girl with doe eyes and a tight little bottom that simply begs to be spanked. Even more so when she is clad in a short and tight little dress. She indeed finds herself over Alex Remolds knee with her bottom bared and getting smacked with a painful hairbrush. Also available though the better valued 5 site Clare Fonda Pass.
So Republicans in recent weeks have been quite adapt at stating the blindingly obvious. Conservative Crazy Rick Santorum who’s name is absolutely not synonymous with the unfortunate discharge of bodily fluids during anal sex, stated that “Smart People will never side with conservatives”. This of course is because they are well….. smart, and generally don’t believe a 2000 year old book over modern science. So in the spirit of things, I shall too state something blindingly obvious. Joelle Barros finds herself bent over an arm of a chair getting her bare bottom strapped because she was indeed naughty. From Dallas Spanks Hard.
Well it seems I must update the profile of Isobel Wren on the Spanking Model Database, Dear Reader! She is indeed not retired, which is a very good thing because this girl is mouth watering gorgeous. It indeed seems that she bumped into Sarah Gregory at Fetishcon and agreed to get yet another spanking on her exquisite bare bottom on Sarah Gregory Spanking.
Speaking of ridiculously hot, our dear friend Karl is back with Ines once again in need of a spanking. This time he puts her over his knee for a good long OTK Spanking on her very bare ass. From Spanking Server.
You know a couple of weeks ago I complained about Firm Hand Spanking’s spankings of late. Particularly with their use of cupped hands during a spanking and quite frankly a number of pretty pathetic spankings. Now perhaps this was due to my complaints, perhaps not. But this week Kyle Johnson puts Kat St James over his knee and delivers one hell of a bottom burning spanking. No theatrics, simply a long hard painful spanking the way it should be given.
As much as I am embarrassed to say it Dear Reader. But on of my offspring is indeed into LARP. For those who are well…. not larpers’ This generally means Dungeon and Dragons in the woods. Now not to denigrate anyone's hobby you must understand these people are running around throwing beanbags at each other while speaking a bad dialect of old English screaming “Fireball, Fireball, Fireball” at which point the recipient of the beanbag is expected to lie down and “die”. While I am indeed a self proclamed geek it goes a little too far even for me. From Dreams of Spanking.
So our Tea Party Twits in Pennsyltucky are quite upset that the state supreme court decided that not letting poor and brown people vote is a bit of an issue in a democracy. Who knew! This of course like all other things they disagree with outrages them! So much so they are starting a campaign to get the republican justices removed! I am sure they would advocate spanking them as well. Just like what young Allison is getting on her bare bottom on Real Spanking Institute or though the better priced 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Finally for this week we have the lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer applying her craft to the bare bottom of naughty little Dorian Grant on the retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics.