Well the Shadowlane Party is this weekend Dear Reader and sadly once again I will not be attending. One day perhaps, but not this one. So I offer good luck to all that will be in attendance this weekend and hope that depending on your role your bottoms or hands will be quite sore. But while there will be a considerable amount of Spanking going on in Sin City this weekend that we might miss. (if you are attending what the hell are you doing on the internet, go Spank someone!). Your Humble Narrator will indeed be with you as we glumly think about what we are missing. But be heartened Dear Reader for there will be plenty of Spanking on the Spanking Updates of the week!
Let us begin today with Firm Hand Spanking and the incredible Annabelle Vanderwood. Now obviously Your humble narrator is not much of a looker. Well I might be if there was a troll dating site. But I digress. Despite my overwhelming urge to go live under a bridge I always wondered what it would be like to be one of the “beautiful People”. Well for Annabelle this of course is more of a minus since the first thing anyone wants to do when they see her perfect ass is to Spank it! Who knew it would be so painful to be beautiful.
Well its that time of year again. That time of course when the hardest working women in Spanking releases her bare bottomed epic. Yes indeed Dear Reader I am talking about Clare Fonda and her 5th installment of her yearly Spanking extravaganza Exclusive Education. This year we have 9 of the naughtiest girls available getting their Schoolgirl Spankings. But there is indeed too much for just one post Dear Reader. So this week we shall start off with our quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory and Marie L (A professional submissive) kicking off this cornucopia of Spanking on Girl Spanks Girl or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
I am a sucker for a girl with dark hair and piercing blue eyes thus it should come as no surprise that I am delighted that The Spanking Star Maker’s, David Pierson’s New ward, Ashley is back. This time getting her sylphlike bottomed Spanked the the able and hard handed Veronica. A Spanking so hard that her bottom becomes the shade of her pretty pink panties on Punished Brats
English Spankers has a New Girl on this week by the name of Helen. A cute fair skinned and freckled girl with short red hair. I quite like her! Finding her self getting an OTK Spanking for the first time she is quite blasé about it. But of course you can’t spank these Girls too hard the first time. Though I must admit it seems that the Spanking is hard enough. Perhaps she just has a tough bottom.
On Real Life Spanking this week Julie gets a multipart Spanking from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian that I think she will be remembering for quite some time. Of course all the more delightful that she gets her Spanking in a cute little schoolgirl uniform. Unfortunately for her such a short skirt cannot hide much padding when she has to go to school and sit in a hard wooden chair with her stinging bottom.
Well I am quite a fan of Spanking a girl with a Wooden Spoon. But a wooden fork? Well Spanking Casting gets accolades for trying something completely different. Though I am not completely convinced this was ineffective on their new girl Viola. Never having gotten a Spanking before such an implement does indeed produce a sting. But there are harder implements of course waiting for her in the future.
It seems Riley is in trouble again at Real Spanking Institute with this spectacular naked smacking our unfortunate girl is getting. Bent over the desk getting her hot bare bottom paddled I am sure she is quite sorry for whatever transgression she had done. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
And Finally for today, We all know that trophy wives are hard on the offspring. Particularly when they are younger than them. But why not turn a negative into a positive. Give them a Good Spanking! My only real question however is where is the husband and father to Spank them both! From Handspanking
The one thing I love about our little hobby is the fact that we can put the word Spanking in front of any structure or piece of furniture and it suddenly sounds rather serious or scary. “The Spanking Room” or the “Spanking Bench” . Hell even The Spanking Porta-potty sounds quite austere. This of course brings me to our next title The Spanking House from the famous Moonglow.
Our tale tells of a “Spanking House” in which women for a generous fee get Spanked. We indeed need some of these in the states! It seems that a rather well off American enjoyed a Spanking party that the lovely Allison was in attendance. So much so he wishes to set up a private session with the hot girl. Upon arrival, Jonathan as he is known is greeted by the “Madame” of the house who makes a quick introduction to the late Allison dolled up in a wonderfully cute schoolgirl outfit. Since time is money their scene starts right away.
Putting her over his knee he wastes no time pulling up her skirt and Spanking her on her Lilly white panties. Each swat harder than the next as he soon removes her undergarments to Spank her bare behind. The strokes are slow and willful giving her a hard satisfying Hand Spanking making her bottom glow a hot angry red. While it appeared he was doing a good job getting though to this willful girl, He does decide to use a small Paddle which he seems to be quite adept at using on her poor bottom. As our girl struggles against this new found weapon she manages to end up with her hand pinned behind her back in order offer unfettered access to her bottom. But even that was not enough Dear Reader, for soon he has her over the chair giving her a quite hard Spanking with Your Humble Narrator’s namesake! But even a Spanking Professional has her limits Dear Reader and his application of the riding crop was just too much as she jumps up telling him to “get stuffed” and storms out of the room.
But a paid hour is a paid hour Dear Reader, and what good is a Spanking House if the girls can’t getting Spanked hard. What indeed is a model to do if she is being Spanked too hard! Well in this house the customer is always right, thus the Madame must indeed provide another bottom for our hapless customer to Spank. Namely hers and she finds that a pissed off customer can indeed Spank quite hard. So over the knee she goes for yet another OTK Spanking. She is of course none too pleased with this as she protests “I don’t do this kind of thing anymore”. What she doesn’t understand is no female is beyond a good Spanking when the need arises. In quick succession he Spanks her over her tight black skirt, her panties and of course her bare bottom. Now, the Spanking is quite hard Dear Reader but not so hard to be considered brutal which indeed makes one question the dedication of the Madame and her girls to their craft but this time the Madame is getting a lesson.
With her knickers removed she is placed back over the knee, quite perturbed at what is happening only to feel the hard smack of the paddle against her bare flesh. Kicking and squirming this girl has indeed been out of practice.
But man cannot live by OTK alone, thus he puts her up against the wall for a more than playful strapping. Her Bottom Red and stinging she is quite distressed when he informs her that he specifically came here to cane a schoolgirl, and since our schoolgirl has bolted she will be substituting for 24 strokes.
Now one would think that is that. I certainly wouldn’t frequent such a place again. But Jonathan is a persistent Spanker, still miffed about Allison’s quite departure. So the following week after I am sure she got a huge talking too (or something more painful) from the Madame. Jonathan schedules another appointment with her and arrives well prepared, with a cache of weapons to use on Allison’s soon to be painful butt.
Starting once again over his knee, Spanking young Allison in her white tights it is obviously she is none to pleased to face another Painful Spanking from this churlish American (aren’t we all), even offering him sex to avoid such a punishment. While lesser men might take her up on it, (she is rather attractive) Jonathan resists and of course lowers her tights for a Bare Bottom Spanking with a studded leather strap!
Perhaps he took pity on her, But it seems this Spanking is not as hard as her first. At least until he comes to the riding crop that last time made our beauty bolt. This time is of course different since she of course does not have the option. For a finale he uses his various weapons of ass destruction on her. Including a fearsome looking carpet beater, a tawse, a crop and a paddle just to name a few. All while tied to the bed to avoid the scene from the previous week. Indeed this is a lesson she will remember, particularly since he leaves her tied to the bed for her Madame to find which will probably result in yet another Spanking.
So The Final Question Dear Reader is did I enjoy it. I would say Yes. Allison is quite cute. The Spankings are hard and quite realistic. I would have liked a few more camera angles on her second Spanking but that is a mere quibble. I thought indeed the OTK Spankings were excellent. All in all I think if you enjoyed my review, then you too Dear Reader would enjoy such a film.
Stop trashing the state of New Jersey with comments like from the "Horrid Bowels Of New Jersey" and other smart ass things that you have said over the last few years about my state. Seriously you have a good site here but who needs your smart ass pompous remarks trashing where the people live that read your site. Without us ordering things from your site and even just looking at your site you are nothing but a big fat zero and I really think that you should reconsider some of the things that you write and understand how it looks to the people that read your site. I would love to hear a reply on my comment BrushStrokes and maybe it’s you who just might need a little special attention along the lines of your site to be photographed and published on your next update!
Yes indeed Dear Reader, It seems that I have offended this reader with my ridicule of her home state, and indeed struck a nerve. But she of course takes me too seriously, in fact taking Your Humble Narrator’s silly prose for anything but silliness is indeed a Spanking offence. Yes it is indeed true that my distain for the Garbage state is stated in these pages many of time. But over the years I have also mocked Republicans, Democrats, the Midwest, California, Southern States, Blue People, Clare Fonda’s Couch, Dallas’s Doll collection, David Pierson’s television (and his tie), Myself, Women’s driving, All major religions, Scranton Pennsylvania, The UK, Scotland, Ireland, FM Radio, Italians, All branches of the US military, Head Master Tom’s Accent, Capitalism, and of course New Jersey. I would argue that I am a equal opportunity hector! Would it indeed be fair to leave New Jersey out of these countless worthy targets to jeer? I think not! So while I hope my Dear Reader will indeed continue to read The Spanking Spot between searching for her exit on the Turnpike, I cannot however promise that such derogatory remarks of her beloved state or just about any matter which might offend the peevish will be left off these pages in the future.
Not hard enough, Not soon Enough, and definitely not often enough
Spanking, Dear Reader is noisy business. The echo of the smack around the room as hand meets flesh not to mention the cries of the young lady getting the Spanking! While the sweet sounds are one of the properties that draw us to obsess over the bottoms of Spanked Girls. Not all of us have the living arrangements where one can afford to make such a racket. Take for example an apartment dweller or children sleeping soundly in the next room. One of course would not want to disturb them lest having to explain your actions to a nice police officer called by your well meaning neighbor or stammering when little jimmy is wondering why mommy is over daddy’s knee with her panties down. Yes Dear Reader Spanking is rote with danger
Thus I Brushstrokes are working on a breakthrough technology to dampen such bothersome sounds. But the road to invention is long. First, I covered a bare bottom with a soft towel and while it succeeded in lowering the decibel level considerably however the laughing girl across my lap told me the Spanking was indeed not effective. So back indeed to my thinking cap. And while I think about it, Let us indeed finish up the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Simone has got to be one of the most unique looking Spankee’s I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on. I am actually actively wondering what she would look like with longer hair. But then again that would ruin the charm about this girl wouldn’t it and it probably wouldn’t get her Spanked any less. From Girls Boarding School
Dallas loves his pool. Then again I would too if it were filled with girls who would indeed get a spanking before too long. Needless to say if they thought they would get Spanked I would hazard a guess that they would avoid such a water hazard since as we all know Spankings hurt quite a bit more with a wet Tushy rather than dry. A fact that seems to be lost on our lovely Crash. From Dallas Spanks Hard
Wait! This is quite hard to tell from the screenshots, but I think this is Sinn Sage getting a very Hard Spanking from the hard handed Ms Law. Now Sinn was never known to have her lovely bottom Spanked all that hard. Something tells me that after this she will stick to the playful Spankings again. From Bad Tushy
I really need to change careers Dear Reader. If a prison guard’s life is anything depicted at Bars and Stripes they can pay me minimum wage and I will indeed be happy. Where else would I get the opportunity to Spank both my muse Leia Ann Woods and Sasha Harvey.
Well Brandi almost got though a whole day without getting Spanked at School. She was even in her Cheerleading Uniform ready to go out and practice. Unfortunately for her, the teacher decided to teach her a lesson about keeping her cell phone on in class earlier in the day. Thankfully for Brandi Most Cheerleading is done standing up. from Spanking Teen Brandi or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
Apparently Candy Blonde’s t-shirt is quite descriptive of her. But then again sweet girls also need Spankings from time to time. Perhaps not as hard as the Strapping that Peter Schoober gives her. From Spanking Server
I indeed cannot believe I forgot Sarah Gregory Spanking last week. Perhaps I am indeed in need of a Spanking (good luck with that!) But your forgetful nature of your Humble narrator should not reflect negatively on our quintessential girl next door. She has her own set of problems namely the various implements she is getting her bare bottom Spanked with.
Finally for this week, Sinn Sage takes Sarah Gregory out to the woodshed with a surprisingly hard Spanking this week on Spank Sinn. Now while I prefer Sinn being the one getting Spanked. Preferably some day by a male. She does a damn good job on a girl who is no stranger to getting her beautiful bottom Punished.
Against all essence of my being Dear Reader, I went to an energy healer the other day. Now obviously I did not do this willingly, but you see I get these headaches time to time, and my significant other who is a bit of a 21st century flower child insisted that I go. Now as you sit there and laugh, It wasn’t strictly energy healing but some sort of earthy crunchy modified chiropractic thing which incidentally has made me quite dizzy, but amazingly headache free for the past couple of days. Thus my flower child did indeed not get a Spanking (yet) for dragging Your Humble Narrator so such silliness.
But even if it worked I shall not fill The Spanking Spot with Crystals, magnetic bracelets and of course odd new age music. For Your Humble Narrator is as practical and down to earth as ever. Though I have a now have a new found appreciation of the cone of energy emanating from hot girls asses on The Spanking Updates of the Week!
Our friend from the horrid bowels of New Jersey is back with a brand snotty fashion model being taught that there is indeed consequences to her bratty behavior. Yes our Mystery Spanker is back on Bun Beating Fun this time with the lovely and well endowed Mandy. But it is not her breasts that are the interest here but her very bare and soon to be painful bottom as she finds herself being lead around by the master at the ear pull, before of course finding herself over the knee getting that lovely bottom of hers Spanked quite Hard
For obvious reasons I have spent alot of time in hospitals as of late. I found with the exception of one particular hospital that Nurses are quite lazy. Not all of them mind you, since I did meet some exceptional ones. Now I do wonder how this is, since I will be the first to admit being a nurse is indeed a hard job. But why indeed are frightfully few good at it? Well this indeed is a mystery that will not be solved today, But one can be assured that someone thought of this when they designed those little short outfits which are perfect for Spanking an underperforming nurse. This is of course delightful particularly when the one occupying that short skirt is of course Pandora Blake getting the cruel Cane on her bare bottom for spending more time on her cell phone than with her wards. From Spanked in Uniform
I am beginning to get the sneaking suspicion that our titans of our beloved Spanking industry are quite possibly luddites. Like David Pearson yesterday it seems that our beautiful Chelsea Pfeiffer still clings to her 1990’s era tube television! This should not be Dear Reader, for how indeed is her lucky significant other supposed to watch sports. In standard definition! I think not! How she has indeed stopped this most manly of desires for a ridiculously large TV is a mystery. Certainly a Spanking (or lots of them) would correct this (and be quite enjoyable). Perhaps he should use the wonderful implements that Chelsea is using on Sophie Nova’s very red bottom on hers! Man indeed cannot exist on Spanking alone! From Good Spanking
One of my pet peeves in life is chewing gum. Sure if you quite smoking or something like that it can indeed be understandable. But the constant chomping like a cow chewing its cud can drive one insane. Not to mention the disposal of the sticky mess in inappropriate places destined to end up on ones shoe. But as Teen Jessica learns there is indeed a cure for such constant chewing. Namely a strap swing at high speeds at her lily white bare bottom. From Spanking Teen Jessica or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
There is something about Katie James that makes one thoroughly enjoy seeing her get a Spanking. Perhaps its her short stout frame getting an OTK Spanking or perhaps she indeed does not make it easy for one to Spank her (she is a master at struggling, which of course gets her Spanked harder!). Which ever it is this OTK Spanking is delightful on Northern Spanking this week.
From Spanking Experience this week we have yet another captivating OTK Spanking for presumably taking the cover off the couch. As many of you might remember growing up in an Italian household in the 70’s one never ever takes the plastic covering off the nice couches. Doing so as we all know will of course result in a rather Painful Spanking
Perhaps the oldest of spanking implements (other than a stick of course) is the very effective belt. Feared by Bare Bottomed Girls the world over it is probably the most convenient of all implements since one usually is wearing one. Now yes should you be wearing some oversized pants Spanking is a problem since the removal of which tends to result in your pants falling down. But then again it gives one incentive to purchase well tailored clothes. From BritSpank
And Finally for today, We indeed still have a little bit of summer left and of course a couple of girls getting Spanked in swimwear is always welcome. While not bikini’s even one pieces are quite hot considering the thin nylon material offers absolutely no protection from a Hard Wooden paddle. Ensuring of course everyone around the pool will know these girls have gotten their naughty bottoms Spanked from how red they are. From Cutie Spankee
Well Dear Reader it is starting back to school season here in the states. Which of course means that many a Schoolgirl will inevitably recieve some Spankings before too long. You see I suspect the carefree summertime is indeed a drought for the delivery of Spankings. No classes to fail, no school to be late to. Sure our ladies do indeed get mischievous in the hot weather but that is indeed the exception than the rule.
So girls its indeed time to put on those uniforms and trudge glumly back to school. The headmasters and the teachers have their canes and paddles well oiled and ready for your antics. For I predict we will have a wonderful fall together on The Spanking Updates of the Week
After a bit of Snafu last week Dallas Spanks Hard is indeed back, complete with Nikki Rouge and Sophie Nova getting their fantastic bottoms Spanked quite hard by our favorite Doll collection Spanko. Now it appears that our two young ladies took a rather ill fortuned trip to Sin City. What they find out is what goes on in Vegas doesn’t necessarily stay in Vegas. Particularly when there is a OTK Spanking to be given.
Speaking of schoolgirl outfits no female looks better all ready for school than the incredibly cute Chloe Elise. Now I am indeed not sure why she is getting the Spanking since Ashli Orion sits half naked with her legs spread quite unladylike. But happily Madison Martin gets around to Spanking her lovely but too on My Spanking Roommate. Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
You know Dear Reader, dishing out Spankings day after day is a tough job. Particularly when you have to Spank two Naughty girl in a row. Your hand starts to hurt! But like an artist dedicated to his work David Pierson suffers though the pain to Spank the wonderfully red bottomed Juliette after he got though with Lorraine last week. Presumably Spanking them for suggesting he join the 21st century and purchase one of those new fangled flat screen televisions to replace the behemoth that takes up half of his living room. I can confirm David that they even come in color! From Punished Brats
What you probably don’t know about Your Humble Narrator is that I am indeed quite a ping pong player. This is indeed quite odd since I am rather awful at just about anything else requiring hand eye coordination. Perhaps my proficiency with the paddle has led to my love for Spanking! Despite my usual ping pong prowess I highly doubt I could concentrate playing against a long legged girl in tiny jean shorts such as Adrienne Black. Though should a wager be thrown in there that she gets a Spanking from Yours Truly if she looses I am sure I could muster up enough to win the spoils of her lovely bottom. From Firm Hand Spanking
The Scots are an odd bunch. Celebrated in the states, unfairly derided in the UK, known for their odd habits such as eating sheep stomach and wearing dresses. They are also know for their big balls of steel. You see Bill Millin Died yesterday at the ripe old age of 88. For those who don’t know, as a young lad landing on the beaches of Normandy he had a unique talent. He could make a quite a god awful racket by blowing into a bag of pipes. A skill his commander put to good use by asking him to parade up and down the beach with bullets whizzing by playing their beloved musical instrument. The fact that none of the Germans shot him was due to the fact they though (quite understandably) that he was absolutely insane! That brings me to our 18 year old Scot, Karen. Never once feeling a heavy blow upon her young rear she eagerly sought out our portly punisher as soon as she became of age for her very first spanking. A gutsy move indeed proving that the men in Scotland indeed must be brave and true to punish their ladies properly when they refuse to eat Haggis. From Sound Punishments
Monica of course does not have to wait for school to start to get Spanked, Unfortunately for her Real Spanking Institute does not have summer vacation. This of course makes our girl quite unhappy. Almost as unhappy when her bare ass is paddled quite hard. Almost, but not quite. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
You know I have bee quite critical on Spanking Family since the girls always are always smiling when they get Spanked. There is not smiling in Spanking! Spankings Hurt! Well indeed they have heeded my call Dear Reader since considering the look on poor Vicky’s face, her Spankings have indeed got quite a bit harder. Jeez these girls must hate me.
Here is an interesting Spanking. Dear Reader meet 25 year old Kathy. Rather cute and indeed a bit nerdy. She indeed kind of reminds me of the straight A girl who sat in the front of the class and had a habit of asking incredibly complex questions 2 1/2 minutes before the end of class on Friday afternoon. Yes we all fantasized about giving her a good hard Spanking. Thankfully our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian takes care of this for us with delightful results. From Real Life Spanking
Finally for today, I think I indeed want to become a Doctor in Japan. Aside from prescribing naughty parts of various endangered animals for what ales you. Spanking is indeed a popular homeopathic remedy! Of course us Spankers have known that for years. It is quite effective on women with OPS (Obnoxious Person Syndrome), unwanted weight gain and ADD when driving! From Handspanking
