Well Dear Reader it is Christmas Eve, which of course means its my Birthday!  Yes it is true Your Humble Narrator is one year closer to death.  Now as you might imagine having your birthday on Christmas eve completely and utterly sucks!

First of all you are correct in your assumption.  Us Christmas babies get gypped!  I cannot tell you how may times throughout my childhood a relative happily handed Yours Truly one present only to be told this is my Birthday AND Christmas present.  Now as an adult I simply go out and purchase the things I enjoy rather than waiting for a random person to give them to me but indeed the having ones birthday on the biggest holiday of the year to this day is quite bothersome.  For example today I will spend the better portion of the day running around like a lunatic getting prepared for tomorrow.  Not something that one looks forward to on his one personal holiday. 

But alas this is simply the way things are and on Top of which today is of course time to start the Spanking Updates of the Week and our theme this week is of course Christmas!

Lets start out our Christmas Spanking Special with a great caning of Monica and Jade on the venerable Real Spanking Institute.  There is of course no Christmas cheer for these ladies getting the a rather hard naked caning from the newly re-invented Michael Masterson. In attendance of their painful bottom thrashing is a new girl who I would assume is soon to be spanked so stay tuned.  Also available though the better valued Real Spanking Pass

Ashli Orion is back on Spanked Callgirls getting her Christmas Spanking from the very sex Paige Richards this week.  Ashli having one of those young bottoms that drives your Humble Narrator almost insane with lust would be an ideal combination birthday and Christmas present.  And I wouldn’t even mind!  Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Now here in the states our Congress Critters are working hard to bring us Health Care reform by Christmas.  This is indeed no easy task with the Party of No doing everything they can possibly do to stop it including praying for their colleagues to be injured and not attend the vote (That’s Family Values for you) .  Of course many of us are quite unhappy with this in its present form since Joe Lieberman decided to be an attention whore and the Senator from Nebraska deciding he might like the rest of us to pay for his poor people.  But of course doing something is better than nothing in this circumstance.  Now Peter Schoober is already combating his Health Insurance Premiums requiring his girls to keep to a strict exercise regiment.   Valentine Rush has been slacking off from her requirements and gets a spanking for it.  I also appreciate Spanking Server starting to give their girls last names! 

My Grandfather was from Germany and he came over to this country in the early 20’s.  Now being of German Decent sometimes he took pleasure of showing me all things German.  And on my 13th birthday he bought me a strange piece of clothing called Lederhosen.  Now if you have ever seen this somewhat bizarre thing, they are shorts made of leather with this suspender type thing that keeps them up.  Not exactly the something that one would wear well… ever.  But being a spanko even at that young age I had always dreamed of spanking a naughty girl in it.  And incidentally one of the girls I dated when I was a bit older was a tiny little thing who fit in the Lederhosen quite nicely.  Thus beginning my fascination with spanking girls in leather shorts.  Well Spanked at Home must have read my mind or Oktoberfest is filled with young ladies wearing leather pants since Maggy decides to blow off her homework and attend the celebration wearing the leather form fitting shorts.  But upon returning home she is convenient both deserving of and perfectly dressed for a good spanking. 

Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house,  She was getting a spanking, bare bottomed from her spouse.  She was put over the knee with care with hopes that her bottom would soon be bare. 

From Rough Man Spank

Now even for a brat eating the Christmas cookies before Christmas is indeed very poor behavior.  Julie apparently no qualms about not leaving any of these delicious cookies for Santa.  I mean the man must get hungry delivering all those presents for the good girls and boys.  Where the naughty ones get spanked with a wooden paddle.  From Real Life Spanking

Have your self a merry little Christmas, Let the Spanks be light! From Now on when I spank you, you won’t put up a fight!  Have yourself a merry little Christmas Don’t you run away. From now on you will listen to what I have to say.   From Spanking Mags.

Well, Spanking Casting has found a new girl to spank.  She is umm,  rather large.  Yes I know I will get angry comments for even pointing this out but hey,  there is indeed nothing wrong with this, not everyone is a young anorexic girl like we see on the magazine covers!  Even large girls need spankings.  Besides they could have airbrushed her without a hip or just put her head on another ridiculously thin model like the fashion industry does. 

Speaking of it is not only the young nubile girls that need their bottoms beaten every once and a while but older brats as well!  Some ladies just never learn no matter how many times you give them a spanking.  From English Spankers

Finally (for today) we have the spanking of the lovely young Japanese girl Yuka.  She lives with her aunt because her mother was abducted by some tentacley monster in order to put shame on her family and to summon more tentacley monsters (You can see I am subject to way too many Japanese cartoons) .  In any case Yuka has become quite rebellious since she wants to train with the Grand Masters of tentacley things in order to save her mother and restore honor to her family thus restoring the love of her grandpa who is now in exile eating fig’s.  Well that earns her a spanking!  From Handspanking

Brushstrokes

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