Well it turns out Dear Readers in the first Republican Debate the big winner is of course is our very own nominee for Women who desperately needs a spanking Michelle Bachman. She of course took top honors for standing there for two hours not appearing batshit insane! That indeed qualifies her to be president! This of course is the same woman who seems to have some inexplicably opposition to counting people, opposes giving money to poor and elderly people, doesn’t believe in evolution or global warming and indeed wants people who disagree with her to be investigated for un-American activities. Sounds indeed like the Tea Party has found a perfect candidate!
Unfortunately Dear Reader the two hours would have better been spent by her husband taking her over his knee and spanking the crazy out of her. Since indeed she is a conservative Christian such an act is indeed in line with her religious principles as not helping the poor and denying health coverage to people is.
But enough of Your Humble Narrator’s complaints about crazy eyes selective reasoning. You of course have come for the Spanking you both crave and deserve. So lets get on and finish up The Spanking Updates of the Week.
Now Congress today voted to eliminate the subsidies for ethanol production because well… spending a gallon and a half of gasoline to create a gallon of ethanol while driving up food prices isn’t exactly the smartest thing to do. Personally I think the only alcohol one should make is that which we should be able to drink! It seems indeed our lovely Samantha Woodley agrees. Unfortunately it is against the rules of the house. But she indeed will not go quietly to her punishment forcing Mr Strictman to carry her downstairs for her fast and furious over the knee spanking. From Firm Hand Spanking
On Dallas Spanks Hard this week we have the hot petite Jerzi Lynn better known as the “Owee Girl”. Now my Dear Friend has indeed spanked this little vixen. But what I didn’t know Dear Reader that her first spanking seems now rather ineffective since she has indeed gone on to make quite a few naughty pictures! Not that I am disparaging her choice of employment Dear Reader. However such lewd acts indeed cannot go unpunished. Strangely she asks if it will indeed hurt which is strange since it is a spanking after all. As it turns out it indeed did! So much so tears stream down her cheek well before her spanking is done.
With the summer here it is indeed time for the delightful cries of “Baaaad Girl” from our favorite Mystery Spanker. This time he takes a trip out to good old Pennsyltucky where one has to buy wine from machines that don’t work since they probably have the most fucked up liquor laws in the country. Of course such stupidity takes its toll on the populous and indeed the pretty model who was hired by the name of Stephanie. Unfortunately (for her) such an attitude is not tolerated on the set. Honestly after watching this fine update I get the sense that she didn’t expect a spanking to hurt as much as it did. From Bun Beating Fun
Snow Mercy is plying her trade on the bulbous bare bottom of the lovely Sophia Lock on Spanked Sweeties this week. Unlike her name she shows poor Sophia no mercy from the painful spanking she is receiving. Reliving moments from her childhood apparently her mother was rather displeased about at least one report card which ended up causing her bottom to be red and tender. Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
The only one who could ever spank me is the son of a preacher man! The only man that could ever teach me. is the son of a preacher man! Yes he was, ooh he was. Well Dear Reader I hope you indeed liked my rendition of the classic Dusty Springfield tune. But this indeed is exactly what is happening to our quintessential girl next door, Sarah Gregory and her hot Platinum blonde friend Galas Loonar. Being of course the daughter of a preacher man is indeed difficult Dear Reader particularly when dressed inappropriately to go clubbing. Thus this preacher man decides to teach these girls a lesson. From Sarah Gregory Spanking.
With all the labels on cigarettes warning that you will indeed explode and die a horrible death should you ever get one whiff of smoke you would think that they would also warn that smoking indeed can be hazardous to ones bottom! Yes Dear Reader Betty Blaze and her friend Blake have once again been caught smoking outside of school. Now the nice thing about spanking is one can use just about anything to dish out punishment to their bare bottoms. With nothing around to beat them with in the schoolyard Danny Chrighton decides to use his belt. From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
You know I am not sure what happened but our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has indeed been giving some great walloping's lately. I think perhaps it is indeed that he found some girls who can indeed take a rather hard spanking. One of my favorites is little Monique who gets a butt blazing spanking from him before he gives her tiny tushy the belt. From Real Life Spanking
And Finally for this week we take a look back at the spankings of old with Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics. This week we have the beautiful Kristine Imboch whom I have in the past enjoyed watching her own bottom getting spanked. Putting the cute Dorothy Lane over her knee for a old fashion OTK Spanking. Incidentally she is no longer known by the name Kristine Imboch but now goes by the name Lorelei.