One thing you probably didn’t know about your Humble Narrator is that I indeed like to cook.  Well I like to eat considerably more but I figure if I enjoy stuffing my pie hole so much I might as well learn how to cook.  Besides my ex-wife was a terrible cook. 

So how indeed does this relate to spanking?  Well as every cook does I often watch the cooking channel and I have over the years become absolutely obsessed with spanking Giada De Laurentiis preferably in the kitchen with a wooden spoon.  Then again should I be in such a position with such a fine woman I would indeed weigh so much your Humble Narrator would be one of those people too fat to move thus eliminating any spanking that would be presumably going on!

As you might have guessed Cooking is indeed the theme tonight for the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin tonight with our lovely Kami who apparently has become the centerpiece of the dining room table at Sound Punishments this week.  And while she does lack an apple in her mouth one would indeed not mind having a nice meal with such a lovely bottom to look at.  I personally would serve a nice Braciole over linguine and a nice red wine!

Now if you are lacking a board to spank your lady with or indeed afraid to purchase one lest she run screaming from the house when she opens the package,  I have found that in a pinch a cutting board with a handle makes an excellent paddle!  Plus after you’re finished you can indeed make yourself a snack after all Spanking makes one quite hungry.  From Bad Tushy

Dallas seems to me a meat and potato’s kind of guy.  But then again he lives in California and he could indeed be one of those strange people who don’t eat no meat.  But then again I would have trouble believing he could keep his strength up being a leaf eater.  Well this week he has an actual gymnast who has come for a spanking on Dallas Spanks Hard.  The tiny little girl Mina arrives in a cute little plaid dress and is in tears almost as soon as she feels the sting of his able hand. 

You might have remembered Chloe Elise got a spanking from one of her new roommates friends.  Well this week she gets a spanking from her actual roommate!  Now should she ever have the unlikely desire to cohabitate with a funny looking bald guy who can cook I will indeed volunteer! She of course would be in charge of the dishes and of course getting her bottom spanked.  From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Although Born in the Netherlands at an early age Irelynn Logeen moved to Ireland.  Which as much as I love the Irish (particularly their redhead women with beautiful bottoms) they indeed cannot cook. In any case this indeed does not sit right with our Tom,  who apparently doesn’t appreciate a potato in his Bratwurst.  From Girls Boarding School

I used to think that the English couldn’t cook either.  That is until I started watching a show called Two Fat Ladies who were indeed rather fat and in fact ladies!  They also rode a motorcycle.  Now these women could COOK!  Unfortunately every recipe they showed started with {in the highest pitch Monty Pythonesk voice you could imagine} Take the LARD, Put it in the FAT and sauté it in BUTTER.  Now I tired a couple of these and I can tell you Dear Reader they were fantastic. You just have to deal with the chest pains for the next week or so.  Now if Amelia Jane Rutherford could cook like that, I can tell you she would win the title of the most perfect female on the planet.  From Northern Spanking

Like the typical male I of course enjoy grilling.  There is indeed something about fire and dead animal flesh that appeals to the inner hunter gatherer part of us from our long lost ancestors.  Preferably by a large body of water to douse the flames that threaten to burn down the neighborhood as they often do.  But one of course cannot properly grill with a filthy pool!  Which gets or rather cute Ally Cole a bare bottom OTK spanking this week on Firm Hand Spanking

Angelina is back on Punished Brats!  Taking a break from the food theme I just really want to ask if that piercing is really though the bridge of her nose and if so,  I indeed know why she needs a spanking for doing such an incredibly painful and stupid thing.  From Punished Brats
 

Now I have heard that prison food is particularly bad.  But in a Women’s prison?  One would have to assume since there is no man demanding that they cook, clean and make babies they would have plenty of time to make scrumptious meals!  Ah but that is indeed my chauvinistic side.  Honestly I wouldn’t make AJR clean well….. unless spanking was involved.  From Bars and Stripes

A nice schoolgirl spanking on Pure Spanking this week.  One where she refuses to remove her clothes and there is a scissor involved!

And Finally for this week the bottom that has enthralled us over the years.  The very young Samantha Woodley getting one of her first bare bottom spankings on film on the Retro Spanking site Good Spanking Classics.
 

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