Two days ago in front of salivating holier than though hipsters the great Steve Jobs announced his new overpriced gadget the ipad.  I did find this rather odd Dear Reader since I had absolutely no idea that Apple was so intent on entering the feminine hygiene market! 

To our hipsters this pregnant version of the iphone is of course going to change the world as they see everything that the Jobs God does.  Including of course his many flops.  And they spread out across the internet to tell the unwashed masses about the Jesus Tablet violently shouting down any dissent since we the other 95% of computer users clearly don’t know what we are talking about. 

The new rumor that indeed have our apple evangelists oozing with glee is a super secret project dubbed the ispank.  You see instead of us merely spanking our naughty females with our clearly inferior analog hands and implements the great Steve will clearly revolutionize spanking.  Details are of course sketchy but no doubt it will cost twice as much as any implement and of course you can’t use it without the express permission of Apple. 

Now back to our regular scheduled programming. Namely the Spanking Updates of the Week!

We shall begin with our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian’s new site Spanked in Uniform. Now I am indeed jealous Dear Reader since his has Leia Ann Woods, my Muse over his knee this week.  I have indeed claimed her as mine!  However considering the fact that I have never actually met the gorgeous girl I suppose it is indeed acceptable.  Besides she looks delicious in that maids outfit. 

David Pierson has indeed found a new girl to spank on Punished Brats this week.  Dear Readers meet Mischa who really needs a last name.  This of course is for her own good since her future fans can find her on the search engines and not a crazy anorexic model that is behind on her rent!  She indeed looks good in pigtails and the little skirt, but I tell you Dear Reader the VOICE!  Should David spank her too hard sometime in the future I would hazard a guess that any glass in a mile radius would be shattered!  Fair warning Dear Reader don’t put your speakers up to loud with this girl. 

You know I think Lucy and Paul need a Spanking.  Northern Spanking has been working on their new web design since well.  I started this blog 3 years ago!  Now of course none of it really matters since they deliver to us incredible spankings week after week. But the 90’s era website simply doesn’t do them justice!  Now take the spanking that Nikki Flynn gets in her pretty pink panties.  I mean its incredible!  These girls deserve to be displayed in an appropriate manner.  Lets bring Steve Jobs in to consult he can name it iNikki.

I had a friend in High School who after his parents caught us drinking one night was more or less grounded until he moved out of the house. So to have any fun he had to lie quite a bit, like seeing a movie 8 times.  This behavior followed him well into adult hood when his wife once called me about the poker game we were supposed to have.  The only problem is he failed to tell your Humble Narrator!  Well needless to say he was probably in as much trouble as our young Jodie here.  After her mother answers the phone (kids don’t leave your mobile where your parents can answer it!) she finds her house is a host to a party!  So as we can expect she indeed not only has her party canceled but gets a good hard OTK Spanking as well.  From Spank My Bottom or the better valued Spankpass.

Julia came to be spanked by the great Dallas on Dallas Spanks Hard this week.  Now I cannot tell you Dear Reader how I know this but she is a regular gal.  Not indeed a spanking model and of course not used to the punishment that Dallas typically dishes out.  But from what I do know I have been told that this indeed was the real deal with Julia not being able to sit for a considerable length of time. 
 

Now I indeed would be proud to have either of these ladies across my knee.  I often wonder if I can become a professional spanker.  What does it pay?  If it is of course zero than I would gladly find a way to become independently wealthy offering my services to any and all of our spanking houses.  Just to get Justine Adams or Michaela McGowen spanked by my hand would indeed be worth it.  From Firm Hand Spanking.

I honestly Miss Ms Burns.  Away from the spanking scene for 2 years she indeed was one of my favorite female spankers.  And indeed she wasn’t too bad over the knee of the Coach either.  But of course times change and we can enjoy her good work as it is released.  This one is the wonderful Monica getting spanked in the dreaded diaper position.  from Real Spanking or the better valued Real Spanking Pass. 

The Governator out in California this week suggested that we pay Mexico to build jails and send our illegal inmates there.  A idea though tempting is indeed destine to doom.  The thing is we wouldn’t have these overcrowding problems if we didn’t arrest people who enjoy smoking a little whacky weed now ant then.  But the powers that be still seem fit to try to make a plant illegal.  So instead I propose that instead of incarcerating them, how about a public spanking?  Particularly for youthful and hot female offenders.  Its not like the supreme court will rule this cruel and unusual.  Hell they just sold out our entire political system!  Well should such a thing come into being I will indeed move to California, buy a foreclosed house, and enjoy my work considerably more.  (as long as I can spank girls like Justine).  From OTK Spank.

Amelia Jane Rutherford, our winner for Spankee of the year 2010 shows us why she was indeed voted as such as she is spanked in the women’s prison on Bars and Stripes.

Finally for this week we have our Dear Chelsea Pfeiffer engaging in a little bit of bondage with the very naughty Sinn Sage.  I would have to imagine it is quite frustrating being spanked with ones hands and feet tied.  I kind of like the kicking that goes on during a hard spanking even though one could get kicked in the head.  Ah but it comes with the territory.  From Spank Sinn. 

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