Being raised with all the pomp and circumstance in the Catholic Church Dear Reader has somewhat reluctantly made me bit of a Vatican watcher. While perhaps I didn’t agree with many of the positions of Pope John Paul II, I did however respect him. Anyone who risked life and limb to save people from the Nazi’s and indeed played a large part in ending the cold war is ok in my book. Our present ex-Hitler youth Pope however has no such accomplishments to fall back on.
But it seems our papacy has bit off a bit more than they can chew with the recent attacks on the American Nun who as anyone knows who has been educated by these ladies are virtually indestructible, wield yardsticks with the skill of a samurai warrior and firmly and completely believe in spanking.
Describing these women who adhere to a vow of chastity and wear habits as “Radical Feminists” the holy see seems quite upset that “the nuns were too focused on social justice and not enough on opposing abortion, euthanasia and same-sex marriage”. Hmm, trying to make the world a better place rather than to teach hate, opposing death with dignity and making more unwanted babies in this world. If there was only a historical figure that the church could look up to who indeed dedicated his life to serving the poor and teaching people to be excellent to each other. I will sure have to think about this.
Now I am a firm believer that most if not all of armed conflicts could easily be thwarted with an airdrop of a couple of thousand nun’s wielding their deadly measuring sticks. Machine gun fire, smart bombs or drone strikes are no match for the pain an angry nun can inflict. And now that our pope has managed to piss them off their stern gaze has centered on the holy city. I doubt indeed the pope’s hat can save him from the spanking he and his cohorts are going to get.
With that let us get on with the spanking updates of the week!
We begin today with my incredibly lovely muse Leia Ann Woods whom like many of our lovely ladies is a bit of a spendthrift. This of course is a common complaint for many significant others throughout time. Over the years and many SO’s I have found a rather effective technique to combat overspending without having to resort to taking away their credit card. When the bill arrives I simply follow the female around asking them about each and every charge. Any ones they refuse to answer or indeed I deem frivolous gets a big red checkmark which indicates how many minutes they will be spanked for. Usually after a couple of months we would have considerably more money in the bank which attests to its effectiveness. From Triple A Spanking
Hanna Martin makes her return to Northern Spanking after quite the hiatus. Being caught by ones conservative father in a lesbian fling indeed calls for a spanking Dear Reader. Luckily she is already in her birthday suit making access to her bare bottom quite trivial.
Well a spanking a day obviously does not keep the doctor away for young schoolgirl Kiki. In fact she should have known better to feign sickness as a simple thing like a thermometer stuck up her lovely ass will obviously tell the cold truth. Then of course comes the spanking. From Spanking Sarah
It seems indeed Dear Reader that Nicky Montford and her friend Catherine are not quite adjusted to life at the St Catherine School for girls. It seems of course that being late for school was perfectly acceptable from where they came from. Of course that indeed is why they were sent to such a strict girls school in the first place. One of course that deals with such tardiness with a painful bare bottom spanking. From Spanked in Uniform.
I don’t wish to take away from the lovely Ariel X getting spanked. But does anyone notice how good Chelsea Pfeiffer looks lately. I am not sure if she has lost weight or has been working out. That is not to say she didn’t look wonderful before Dear Reader. From Good Spanking
I am not entirely sure what Firm Hand Spanking’s obsession is about spanking girls on pool tables. I mean a pool table is indeed for pool! Why risk ruining the velvet surface when you have so many more appropriate things to bend a girl like Sabrina Scott over.
Finally for today indeed Dear Reader while helpful one does not need anything to bend a girl over to spank her. One can simply tell her to simply bend over and take her licks. If of course she struggles like Teen Jessica smartly does not do. Then of course restraint is needed.