SAY IT ISN”T SO Lizzy!  My heart is broken dear reader,  Lizzie Madison,  In Your Humble Narrator’s opinion is up there in the top 5 prettiest spankee’s in the business is apparently retiring!  Accourding to Firm Hand Spanking this is the last time we lay our eyes upon her red rear.  This is indeed a sad day.  If anyone could confirm this it would be much appreciated.  I guess we can only hope that Lizzy goes on to new and better things. 

SHHHHHH!  I will tell you a secret Dear Reader.  Karl is really a secret mold from the MASW (Men against Spanking Women).  Now as you all know Dear Reader there is no known way to cure a spanko.  These sick people try to “cure” us with prayer, counciling and hitting us on the head with a stick from time to time.  Finally you are required to shout “I HAVE SINNNED” on national television and claimed that you are cured of your urges to spank pretty girls bottoms.  Those Sick Bastards!  But here is the deal Dear Reader,  since we all know you can’t cure a spanko Karl had a crisis of faith wile living among us and returned to his spanking ways.  From Spanking Server

Now when Clare Fonda told me she was going to launch Spanked Call Girls Your Humble Narrator took her for her word and assumed that she was going to get some real call callgirls getting their ass spanked.  But instead she gets the girl next door Sara Gregory!  The Horror!  Our sweet innocent spankee would never sell her body for money! (well… perhaps her bottom). 

The Bottom Beating Begins By Burns Beating the Bottom of Burns.  Now try to say that 3 times fast.  From Real Spanking Institute or Real Spanking Special

If one day I find that I have died and end up in a room with Anna Gordon, Kami Robertson and Amy Hunter I can promise you Dear Reader it will be someone’s heaven and someone’s Hell.  Should the cards fall on Your Humble Narrator’s side then you will have 3 girls that would get spanked daily.  Should they go the other way well I’ll just end up like myself,  A leering slightly balding middle aged guy.  Though I still don’t get the whole spanking while working out thing.   From Northern Spanking
  

A petite little girl forcibly puts a woman twice her size over her knee.  Come on….  lets be just slightly realisitc.  The spanker while she does a pretty good job having a very attractive amazon allowing you to spank her is a bit over the top.  If one is going to do F/f then get a couple of girls with brawn.  From Bad Tushy
 

I am going to be a bit of a sexist for a minute.  So those of you who have a strong opinion in spite we are into spanking women.  (or getting spanked).  Women for the most part should not engage in home improvement projects beyond paint and perhaps hanging light objects given they are given a safety hammer. This is because Dear Reader the alternative includes screaming, A trip to the hospital, or in this case sitting in darkness missing your football game.  Should however you let the man in your life deal with such a project it will ultimately result in screaming (by you), A trip to the hospital (No way! this nail gun is empty)! and more then likely sitting in the darkness missing your football game.  From Spanked at Home.

Rutherford’s Red Rear Beaten on the Bottom bent over a bed by a belt.  From Bars and Stripes

I think we might have hot red outfit night tonight!  This is from Dirty Spank where this rather attractive girl teases us in that outfit and is spanked without it
 

While our Dear Brandi might have retired she lives on though her spankings filmed all those years ago.  She is probably my second most missed spankee.  From Spanking Teen Brandi or Real Spanking Special

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