Your Humble Narrator often gets asked how long it take to upkeep The Spanking Spot.  The answer is quite a bit.  The other question is of course where I find the time, which is answered by the fact that I have no life.  Or rather I have a life but I choose to ignore it.  For those contemplating it I must say you will find yourself inexplicably writing about spanking into the wee hours of the night to entertain your readers.  The only real saving grace is that since most of you know that my grammar and writing is already atrocious that I can drink my martini’s without abandon and still managed to crank out my posts.  Unless of course I drink one too many and the posts become a jumbled mess.  but I do suspect you don’t come here for my literally prowess Dear Reader. 

Today is of course Thursday April 2nd 2009 which means its time for the first Spanking Updates of the week in April.  I have high hopes for this month since we are all waiting for the flowers which bring the April Flowers. So sit back and enjoy Dear Readers.

Lets begin this month with a moving story about a girl and her room.  Jolie apparently does not like to clean,  this of course an issue since it of course leaves her abode somewhat undesirable to visit.  Upon visiting this pigsty our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian stepping over dirty clothes and various other out of place items.  Now Your humble Narrator might have let this go since she does indeed have a stripper pole in her home. But hey with a ass like that who can blame our hero for applying a spanking for her messy room.  From Real Life Spanking

In keeping with our spring cleaning theme this week,  Dallas strikes me as a neat freak for a singly guy.  His quarters are usually spotless.  Then again it could be rather dangerous trying to spank the women who come see him while tripping over all sorts of things.  Now I am not sure that hiring a former penthouse pet of the year is the most effective use of his money for maid service but it is more then entertaining.  Particularly when he teaches Martina Warren via her bottom how to effectively clean.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

Meet 20 year old Mirabelle West yet another star struck girl next door.  Perhaps Mood Castings is on to an idea here.  Spanking Idol!  Every week the girls gets spanked,  we can hire a drugged out celebrity to make stupid comments and change the rules on the fly!  While perhaps not for primetime we could probably get it on the Playboy channel or something. 

There is little in this world worse then getting a bare bottom spanking in front of the opposite sex.  Particularly when you show up only to be put over the knee of a couple of new people on the set that you don’t know.  This is the case for our young Alanah Rae who goes over the knee of Sasha Reardon.  Watched by Spanked Callgirls new top James Mitchell we shall see if he can actually spank or just good for watching pretty bums turn red. 

In these uncertain times one must do everything they can to find work.  For example on my resume it says “Facilitated the design and day to day operations of popular website with international reach dedicated to the successfull application of synergies related to the harmonious workings of women and their mates”.  While a bit of a stretch it isn’t exactly an all out lie.  Unfortunately for Kayme Kai her assertion that she had restaurant experience when this is indeed untrue led to quite a mess at Chelsea’s famed restaurant The Red Bottom.  So the only thing one can do is spank someone for lying on a job interview.  (I also wonder if her restaurant has big fluffy pillows on the seats to ease the suffering of red bottoms but that is another story).  From Good Spanking
 

You know I think the youth of our generation are in for a rather rude awaking when it comes to corporate America.  You see in my place of employment we hire many interns.  It seems that these youngsters have grown up with the bizarre notion that they should be rewarded for even the simplest task. Things like showing up for work,  returning from lunch in less then 2 hours etc.  A actually found one sleeping at his desk once.  Even more mind boggling that he asked why it wasn’t appropriate!  Needless to say the first time they get laid off when the CEO takes a 100 million “performance bonus” it might wake them up.  For now however Real Spankings is doing its part to train the youth of America by dishing out a spanking for Raquel who just upped and quit her job because she “didn’t like it and it was boring”. Also available on the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

I am kind of disappointed that no one has taken Your Humble Narrator up on the Spanking Spot Challenge.  I guess a spanking in a Snuggie just doesn’t appeal to people.  So I guess it is time to issue another one before to long.  Since the Shamwow guy is presently incarcerated for punching a prostitute in the face for almost biting his tongue off that surely wouldn’t be appropriate and ginsu knives and spanking simply do not go together I will have to to figure out another theme to issue.  Until then enjoy a classic OTK bare bottom spanking with Tina Tink’’s Jeans pulled down on Punished Brats

You know for a site called Rough Man Spank they are missing for the most part a critical element in their material.  Rough men!  There are plenty of rough women here doing the very hard spankings to these lovely ladies which begs the question why they didn’t name it Rough Women Spank. 

Our lovely pigtailed Verity continues her quest to win the Best Facial Expressions During A Spanking Award for 2009 on English Spankers
  

And Finally Dear My favorite firecrotch Amber is Jealous! Her boyfriend is a photographer out looking for “new talent”.  Now any gentleman with the likes of Amber at home would have to be literally insane to go off looking for yet another girl so I don’t think she has much to worry about.  But just to reassure her he applies the strap to that wonderful ass of hers reducing her to tears of joy and pain.  From Spank Amber.

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