So Dear Reader as I told you Your Humble Narrator has indeed had a difficult week and indeed is quite off his game.  You see one morning I woke up with a throbbing pain in my inner leg and upon inspection I was greeted by a rather large lump happily staring back at me.  So thinking this indeed is not good since it would be quite painful to put a lady over my knee I went off to the doctor only to be told that I have a rather large cyst and it indeed must be excised.   And while I can say I enjoyed my time with my new found friend it is indeed time to go,  thus today is indeed its last few hours on earth.  But it indeed seems harsh to say goodbye to a friend without a name, thus any suggestions you might give Dear Reader would be indeed appreciated by my friend on its deathbed

Now just on an added note because of this and a few other pressing matters I don’t think you will be seeing the conclusion of the Spanking Updates until Saturday.  So once again I apologize Dear Reader.

Let us begin with a good over the Jeans spanking of our lovely girl Angel on Real Life Spanking.  I will indeed not name my lump after her since she is small and rather pretty and my friend is indeed neither of these things.  But she is indeed naughty this week misbehaving while our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian was on vacation.  Now for whatever reason Dear Reader I do enjoy a girl getting spanked over a nice pair of tight jeans.  Of course from the spanking perspective it is not very effective and one can end up hurting ones hand.  So while it is indeed hot I would suggest keeping such to a minimum since a bare bottom spanking is indeed much more effective. 
 

Abigail Whittaker is back getting that fine bottom of hers spanked by our lovely Clare Fonda.  Perhaps I will name my abscess “Couch” in honor of Clare’s affinity of appalling looking sitting apparatuses.  They are certainly large enough to be such a fitting namesake.  But since Abigail bare bottom is spanked upon a bed and Clare’s taste in bedding is indeed infinitely better than her taste in couches I would consider such an idea moot for this week.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Peter Schoober is back doing what he does best on Spanking Server.  Now I got this odd letter in the mail the other day as I was limping up to my mailbox.  In it was a message inscribed in code and created out of cut out letters from a magazine suggesting if one could break this code one would find that hidden village in the heart of eastern Europe filled with incredibly hot women who really need spankings.  Peter’s secret is out Dear Reader!  Your Humble Narrator has the best spanko code crackers working on it, with the promise of such a paradise. 

Chelsea Pfeiffer, a woman after Yours Truly own heart loves her cats.  A notion that I whole heartedly agree with.  Unfortunately one of my cats has indeed gone missing.  CC, a rather large dim long haired orange Cat that was more like a dog than a cat has probably met his maker, probably to some hungry coyote or fox.  Now given he was one of the dumbest cats I have ever owned but his presence will be missed.  On the other coast Chelsea catches Jade annoying the crazy cat lady in the park and gives her a spanking for it.  From Good Spanking.

What indeed could be finer than handprints on a perfect ass.  And our lovely Kami Robertson indeed has a perfect ass.  Our schoolgirl is once again in trouble has been playing hooky from school!  This of course is a perfect time to give her the spanking that she deserves.  We don’t get much better spanking than this Dear Readers.  From Sound Punishments

Well even the best laid plans can be thwarted by excellent spanking material.  You see Dear Readers I was planning on my diatribe ad nausim about my pretty pink pustule.  Instead our hard working spanking houses give us women in all kinds of outfits getting spanked.  Including one of my favorites.  Cheerleaders!  Now how many times Dear Readers did you sit at any sort of sporting activity enthralled with the bouncing cheering girls with pompoms thinking that they indeed needed a a spanking, and if they didn’t then you needed to spank them anyway.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

One of the things that is overshadowed by our great health care debate is the issue of student loan reform.  You see our wonderful conservatives in this country thought it might be a good idea to privatize the student loans.  So like they enjoy doing,  they gave all this money to our banks to loan to students.  Now the thing about these loans are that they are protected in this country.  Even if one goes bankrupt it cannot wipe away the debt.  So one would expect that our banking industry would charge quite low interest for these very safe loans right?  Of course not, they jacked up the rates!  This of course results in lots of young people with a load of debt that can’t spend money on other things which of course drives our capitalistic system.  You know the one that republicans seem to love among all things?  Well this young lass decided to forgo the usurious rates and finance her schooling with a job!  A concept quite foreign to the children of our upper crust.  Unfortunately for her stripping is looked down upon her school for which she gets a spanking.  From Calstar Spanking.

In these recessionary times it is indeed a boon to debt collectors.  Unfortunately the way not to make money is to send very pretty girls to ones house to collect a debt, particularly if the debtor is a spanko! This of course will result in the girls returning red faced, red bottomed and empty handed.  From 1st Choice Spanking

It seems that this young woman should have been on an interview to get a job.  Now one of your Humble Narrator’s favorite Monty Python routines was a bit called The Interviewer.  This consisted of John Cleese ringing a bell at a hapless job seeker then shouting at him.  Quite silly indeed but quite hysterical I promise you.  This of course has nothing to do with the naked spanking this lazy girl is getting of course,  but I figured I would share it with you.  From Slut Spanking

Another Naughty Nurse from English Spankers

There are two things in this world that look absolutely angelic while they are sleeping.  Babies of course (mainly because when they are sleeping they aren’t crying) and Amelia Jane Rutherford who in this case wakes up crying due to the spanking she is getting.  From Bars and Stripes

And finally for tonight another update from our Japanese Spanking friends over at Handspanking.com.  This time no relatives are involved, no sisters, brothers, grandparents, or parents.  Just two girls getting into a fight and spanking each other. 

Brushstrokes

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