Well Dear Reader the president of the united states after much howling by the tea party twits has released his long form birth certificate. Not to suggest that he didn’t produce a legal document in the first place. But Hawaii’s state laws dictates the use of the short form. After much silliness I suppose that the Hawaiian government got sick of having to listen to every crazy trying to prove our president is not American. Now indeed they can go back to surfing and eating coconuts in peace. Or so they thought. You see logically the tea party twits and the conservative crazies have a problem with this! Some have complained this is only a diversion to $4 gas and that they never ever thought the president was not American. Some others suggest it is forged. Finally last but not least many of them want him to release his school records for some unknown reason.
Hmm lets see what you would find out about your Humble Narrator from his school records. Well lets see. I was a drunk, I tried to have sex with (and spank) just about every female on campus, most of the time failing miserably. I stole a school bus and parked it in the middle of campus, I was kind of an asshole, and a full fledged malcontent. Much indeed like Your Humble Narrator is now Dear Reader! (Minus the school bus of course, and oh by the way I was never caught! SHHH!).
In fact if you didn’t look hard you would miss me being an absolute Spanko (unless umm…. you talked to a few red bottomed females). In essence you would find out nothing that you don’t already know. But you came not to discuss my youthful transgressions Dear Reader you came of course for the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Remember last week when I was quite puzzled about the Vegas Mobbed up casino owner, Joey bag of donuts choosing to have Zille Defeu and Bailey Sullivan spank each other for not being to pay up rather than him doing the deed. Well it seems he has changed his mind on Northern Spanking this week. Apparently they didn’t spank each other hard enough. Who knew! Well I am sure he will not make that mistake again. And since the girls were immune to the handspanking they gave each other a paddle and cane is used to wonderful effect.
Kids these days. Once again my office will be invaded by throngs of wide eyed interns in a few weeks. Many of which have never had a Job before! I am quite puzzled by this Dear Reader since I have been working since I was a mere 13 years old. In fact every person I know in my age bracket were indeed working around that same age. How the hell can someone get though High school and into college never having a menial minimum wage job! That is what makes you want to go to college in the first place! I mean what the hell did these kids do all summer? Play xbox and look at spanking porn? Thus it is up to your humble narrator to explain to these youth’s how to act in a work place. No you cannot wear flip flops or your ripped jeans. No, seeing a concert is not an excuse to miss work. Oh yes and you actually have to show up! A problem that our lovely Madison Martin seems to have. Fortunately for her she is given a choice. Be fired or experience a painful butt burning Spanking on My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
Speaking of menial jobs, When I was 15 I got my life guard certification gleefully looking forward to a summer sitting on a stand, twirling a whistle and generally being hung over. One of my co-workers was a rather attractive girl whom unfortunately had rather strict Christian parents who insisted that she be home in the evening and any later would insist on chaperoning. Needless to say she was not pleased. So indeed one of us suggested she try the age old trick of sneaking out and meeting us at a local party. As the night went on, she was of course a no show and upon arriving at work the next day she was already there sitting there rather glum. As we found out, in addition to being rather attractive she was somewhat of a klutz and here escape was foiled by a simple set of stairs which she promptly fell down. Needless to say her parents where not pleased and she got in “trouble”. What trouble she refused to elaborate but Your Humble Narrator being the observant Spanko detected a hint of red and a bit of black and blue on her exposed area’s of her lovely buttocks. Coupled with the fact she was sitting quite gingerly in her form fitting red Speedo it became apparent what “trouble” really was. That being said here is another instance of girls sneaking out, this time rather inappropriately dressed. Thankful our ever observant Chief on Triple A Spanking, dozing in front of the television hears their escape and thankfully decides to implement the same punishment as my young friend received
Being a dancer it is indeed important to stay fit and trim. But as we all know our girls can indeed get lazy. Thus our dancing coach our very own Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has a novel approach to keeping the girls at the top of their physical shape. With good hard Spankings of course. From Spanked in Uniform
Kat St James is back on Firm Hand Spanking this week getting a paddling she will indeed never forget. Getting 12 whacks with a heavy wooden board 6 of which is in her formerly milky white bare bottom. Not that the tight little dress offers much protection for the first 6.
Our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer finishes her session on the ravishing redhead, Molly Mathew’s wonderful bottom with a couple of hard whacks with the loop cane. As Canes go it is indeed one of my preferred implements. Compact and smaller than its larger cousins. While it doesn’t quite dish out the stinging that a cane proper does it can of course be used in a variety of positions suck as over the knee or the one that Molly assumes on Good Spanking.
How far our adorable teen, Bailey Sullivan has come. In just a few spanking frames she has gone from ripping off a Mobbed owned Casino to being paddled for missing cheerleading practice. Perhaps indeed she had a good reason for missing it. She was being Spanked in Vegas! From Spanking Bailey or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass
And Finally for today it is quite unknown at this time why this beautiful Japanese Maid is getting Spanked. I would however suggest it is for making disparaging remarks about decor of this hideous room. Thankfully girls bottoms turn all sorts of colors when struck properly making it easy for one to make their butts blend in with any color scheme. From Cutie Spankee