Your Humble Narrator indeed enjoys music.  The only issue is that it indeed makes him feel old Dear Reader.  You see I don’t think I have enjoyed any new music since the late 90’s .  Keeping my radio tuned to “classic Rock” all day does indeed make one feel like an old fuddy duddy  .  To further complicate matters there is just so many kinds of rock out there.  When I was indeed young there was one kind ROCK.  Now you have Hard Rock, Soft Rock, psychedelic rock, Emo Rock, Fraggle Rock and even Christian Rock (Why must Christians have their own version of everything) .  So why indeed do we not have Spanking Rock!  In fact I do believe that just about everything has a rock song except spanking!  No Stairway to Spanking, Spanked me all Night Long or even Long Spanked Woman in a Black Dress!  If one can write a song about a meter maid then why the hell not about a spanking. 

Since we are on the subject why not explore our Dear Spankers and Spankee’s musical tastes as we finish up The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets start out today with happy news.  It appears that Kailee is back with Real Spanking Institute being spanked as she should be by Mr. M.  Now Mr. M, was definitely a head-banger back in the day.  Why else would he have the the overwhelming urge to smack girls bare bottoms in innocent schoolgirl outfits!  Thankfully he didn’t over do it since one’s brain sloshing around for prolonged periods of time to Sweet Child O Mine does have detrimental effects on ones coordination and we would never want him to miss his target with that wooden paddle!  Also available though the better priced 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Standing in for my friend David Pierson this week we have Beverly Bacci spanking the daylights out of Lilly Page with Yours Truly namesake.  Now David is indeed a hard one since I never actually pegged how old he is.  I suspect a few years older than Your Humble Narrator, which of course would put him right smack of the Disco Era.  Having quite the eye for fine fashion I wonder how many naughty girls he spanked to the Bee Gee’s in his fine leisure suit.  From Punished Brats

At first I had Dallas pegged as a Head-Banger as well.  Then my source informed me that he managed to lock himself in his room for a week when Pink Floyd’s the Wall came out with a half of pound of Mexican Gold and all the Doritos he could get his hands on.  In fact his first reported spanking is when he got frustrated trying to explain to a rather cheeky lady what the album was all about “You see, there is this like WALL and they sing about it,  but they won’t eat their meat! How intense is that man!” .  Well our friend Dallas has come a long way since then continuing the hard spanking of his secretary played by the lovely Amber Pixie Wells.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

John Ryan being younger than many of us old grizzled spankers perhaps missed the classic rock era.  As a probably child of the 90’s, being so clean cut I just couldn’t see him tossing himself into piles of people during the grunge movement.  But then again people indeed do change.  Should your overweight Brushstrokes enter a mosh pit that I used to frequent those many years ago (though we used to call it slam dancing) It would result in at least a few people going to the hospital.  This of course all irrelevant now since he is now tasked with the enviable project of whacking the ravishing redhead Allison Millers bottom with a Hairbrush!  From Firm Hand Spanking

As our venerable Tom is belting the rather Naughty Maggie with her panties down there is indeed little doubt that 99 Luft Balloons is streaming though his head.  Quite relaxing song when having to deal with “Stupid Girls” all day Long.  Nina who sang the song was quite spankable in the day incidentally graced your Humble Narrators wall as a teen. Now for all I knew she could have been singing about an old leather shoe but then again with a bottom like hers who cared!  From Girls Boarding School

Elizabeth Simpson rather than finding herself over the knee does the spanking this week on Spank My Bottom.  Her young ward arrives home late as usual which earns her a bare bottom OTK Spanking.  To add to its allure I don’t think I have ever seen this rather attractive girl before.  Hopefully she will be spanked again before too long on one of Xerotics other sites.  Also available through the better valued Spank Pass.

Now if these two aren’t country I have no idea who is.  Yes Brianna is back getting spanked in a rather interesting position.  Interesting since her husband has to utilize the paddle in an upward motion.  Quite unnatural spanking motion if you ask me.  But one has the benefit of gravity holding the poor girl down (and his hand).  He gets a 10 for difficulty!  From Spanking Bare Butts

Ok my Dear Readers from across the pond.  Remind me once again what a 6th form is?  Well regardless of what they are,  they apparently are pretty girls who get spanked!  Now I can never remember his Headmasters name since he spanks for so many sites.  This is quite inconvenient since I cannot tease him like I do with the rest of the accomplished spankers.  But regardless of his identification he definitely looks like a Stones fan to Your Humble Narrator.  From Sound Punishment

Now I must sympathize with any spankee who got her punishment in the great outdoors.  I will have to say having your bottom bared with the risk of neighbors looking on is quite embarrassing.  I wonder why I don’t have neighbors like that.  From Spanking University

The one drawback about spanking is that it is indeed a noisy business.  Anyone who has ever put a bare bottomed girl over his knee knows that one could wake the dead with the CRACK ones hand or implement makes when it comes in contact with the bottom.  That doesn’t account for your girl to be shouting at the top of her lungs!  This teacher learning over the years not to rile up the girls lined up outside her door to be spanked has come up with a novel idea.  Stuffing their panties in their mouths!  From Perfect Spanking.

And finally for this week, this indeed might be heresy but I have come to the conclusion that a hot girl being spanked over her panties is hotter than one getting spanked on her bare bottom.  Now before you all get the torches and pitchforks please let me explain.  While a proper spanking for a young lady is indeed on the bare please consider this.  Panties of course give no protection but yet they leave something to imagination.  Now of course the panties will have to come down but one can indeed take his or her time since the spanking will hurt just as much!  And with the little white panties that Sinn Sage Well, you get the idea.  From Spank Sinn

On a final note before I sign off from this very busy week.  do not, DO NOT forget to nominate you favorite spanker or spankee for the 2009 Spanking Awards. Only one of you has done any type of nomination.  They Can’t win unless your NOMINATE!

Brushstrokes

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