You know Dear Reader I am seriously debating whether or not to include our reproduction factory of the year in Women who Desperately need a spanking.  I speak of course of the woman who has been in the news who had octuplets.  For those who have not yet heard of this outrageous story this is not simply a case of a incredibly large uterus that kicked into overdrive itself.  You see she actually had all 8 implanted in her.  Now From what I understand in fertility treatments this is not uncommon,  but they usually cull those embryo’s that aren’t as strong so a female can have a reasonable number of babies and not a litter.  At first I thought that she was simply one of those super Christians when we then found out she refused to do any selection of the embryo’s thus endangering the life of any babies she might have from this procedure.  But then we find out Dear Reader,  not only is she unmarried, but on food stamps and already has 6 other kids.  Now Dear Reader I am all for going forth and multiplying well,  at least practicing quite frequently but this is indeed ridiculous. 

Ah but that might be a story for another day.  Today is of course is Friday the 13th,  2009.  I am your Humble Narrator Brushstrokes.  and this is the Spanking Updates of the week!

{to the Who’s Athena}   Ellena,  I had no idea how much I’d thank her, In naughty times I bent her over and spank her,  She shouts when the strap hits her bare ass, but spanking her I am getting a blast  She’s just a girl – She’s a bomb.  From Spanking Server
 

You know Dear Reader,  Your Humble Narrator grew up in the days of super tight designer jeans like {now I am dating myself} Jordash and whatnot.  I spend many a period in school staring at girls behinds clad in this skin tight denim wondering what kind of protection something that tight would give to a soon to be spanked bottom.  Well unfortunately that craze has passed but it did leave me for a good appreciation for a spanking in dungarees,  Which Sam Johnston can tell you offers less protection from the strap as one would think.  From Northern Spanking.

I know I ran the Schoolgirl Simone Last Week but quite honestly I think Girls Boarding School has a winner with her.  Very unique looking and plays a VERY convincing schoolgirl.  I was seriously worried about Girls Boarding School for a while but it looks like they are back with a vengeance. 
 

As you already know Dear Reader,  Yours Truly is not exactly excited by the “erotic” type of spanking.  My Dear Clare Fonda has cured me of that with this unbelievable spanking scene From Girl Spanks Girl.  Clare Dames is about as curvy as one could imagine and Kylee Reese looks unbelievable being spanked OTK in that miniskirt.  These are the times Dear Reader where the only proper response is just to say WOW. 

We carry on with what perhaps is the best job in the world.  As a Landlord the work is typically light.  You pretty much  fix things, and collect the rent.  The downside of course are the people who rent your place.  You have to deal with difficult and/or noisy tenants,  property damage.  But what about when two very attractive girls are renting from you and are a little short on the rent?  Even the hardest hearted Landlord could let them slide one month.  But it is wise to give them a reminder of what will happen if they try this again.  From Spanking Digital (or Spankpass)

Warning,  Smoking in bed can be hazardous to your Butt.  Seriously Dear Readers aside from the spankee in this awesome update from Bad Tushy being incredibly cute and perhaps as spankable as one could ask for.  Could any of your Dear Readers help your Humble Narrators quite imperfect memory as to why she looks so damn familiar. 

Oh look Dear Reader it is looking like today is Denim Day!  Our forth entry today that has a girl clad in the blue jean material that helped make the American west famous.  Now I must say caning a naughty girl is somewhat problematic when the cane snaps on her rear.  Perhaps Shannon Carson has a metal plate hidden under that Denim Miniskirt.  From Firm Hand Spanking

From my understanding from Dallas.  Ms Snow is actually a doctor.  Doctor of what I have no idea,  but pretty impressive if I might say so myself.  Unfortunately now that Dr Snow has passed her trials and tribulations Dallas must come up with other excuses for spanking her other than school related.  But this of course is not a hard thing for a man that lives and breathes spanking every day.  Just as an added note Snow is looking very attractive in this set.  From Dallas Spanks Hard
   

This is encouraging Dear Reader.  As we reported here a while back Kailee has started to shoot with Real Spanking again.  While I doubt this is spanking scene was shot recently,  if I am indeed wrong it suggests that one of my favorite spankees is also back.  Teen Brandi.  How wonderful Dear Reader if she was back getting her naughty ass spanked. 

Kami has infiltrated the horrible woman’s prison at Bars and Stripes.  Being the typical nanny state liberal,  she sets out to put an end to the cruel and unusual punishment going on behind the walls of the prison.  The Prison staff get wind of this,  how will they control these girls if spanking wasn’t allowed?  They cannot allow this to happen under any circumstance.  So they decide to give Kami a taste of what prison life is like when you try to rat someone out.  From Bars and Stripes

So Bryanna lets her husband spank a naughty lady other then her next week.  Well it turns out a little handspanking is not enough for their friend Holly and would like her bottom struck with something a little more solid.  Great,  A hairbrush is almost always handy or if not every local drugstore in the free world has one of these most tortuous spanking implements available.  Unfortunately for Holly’s now bruised bottom.  From Spanking Bare Butts

I’ve never actually known anyone who got hit with a shoe before.  My friends mother used to throw one at him when we were young (she was deadly with that thing) but never a spanking.  Its just not all that common in the states.  I mention this because at first that’s what I thought our Favorite Firecrotch’s boyfriend had decided to use on her lovely ass.  But I was wrong Dear Reader,  it is a simply a run of the mill spanking paddle which looks like it is having the desired effect on Ambers Awesome Ass.  From Spank Amber

And Finally for this week Chelsea Pfeiffer gives us a flashback on her Classic Spanking Site aptly named Good Spanking Classics with Morgan Phoenix and Sharon Kane;.
  

Happy Valentines Day

Brushstrokes

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