The Spanking Spot

Lots of interesting News this week on the Spanking Front Dear Reader.  Actually quite a bit. 

First off I am coming to the conclusion that one or more executives at Showtime have quite the Spanking fetish.  First with Californiacation and now with their hit series  Weeds, spanking seems to be an oddly reoccurring theme.  Yes

Dear Reader I finally got to sit down and view the episode of weeks this week featuring Mary-Louise Parker getting a good spanking from her soon to be lover and drug boss.  I actually wasn’t going to write about it since so many other sites have been showing it.  But I got quite a few e-mails asking me what I thought about it.;  Well Dear Readers it was just about as hot of a scene as Your Humble Narrator can ever remember.  In addition it seems that Parker’s character actually enjoyed her spanking so it might be prudent to keep an eye this show to see if Nancy goes over the knee again. 

The other thing to notice about this wonderful modern spanking is that either its very well acted or its quite hard for a mainstream show spanking.  Hell I have seen some dedicated spanking sites that spank considerably lighter then the one that Parker received (although it was over the panties).  Perhaps Mary-Louise Parker is a closet spanko?  Regardless its one hell of a scene and in case you have been locked in a closet for the past couple of weeks here it is on Youtube.

Perhaps the good fallout of the whole Max Mosley affair is that there are quite a few people in the UK who have or do indulge in a good spanking.  An article in the UK Sun reports based upon a scientific survey that one and three Brit’s have engaged in Spanking or punishment play.  From the time I discovered others who enjoy Your Humble Narrator’s indulgence I have always figured perhaps 5-10% were spanko’s one way or another.  But 33%!  My god that is HUGE.  You can usually have less of the population here in the states pick a president! 

Now with this next story I have to say that we in the US have this bizarre notion of what is and isn’t an adult.  It seems that when the circumstances fit our needs  us we declare people "children".  For example in this country you can get your ass shot off in an foolish war yet you cannot have a beer legally at age 18.  The state of New York forces people to pay child support until age 21 although at 18 they are not a child.  Yet we are all too happy to attempt to charge 13 year olds as adults.  It simply makes no sense. 

Which brings me to the opposite end of the spectrum here.  It seems that James Phipps of Chebeague Island, Maine a 50 year old lawyer and the head of Non-Profit organization benefiting people who have visual disabilities got rather annoyed at his "adult" daughter (age 20).  Allegedly after his daughter ran up a $5000 CELL PHONE BILL Mr Phipps,  himself legally blind became irate and repeatedly spanked his daughter with his hand and is now charged with Domestic Violence. 

Now Dear Reader in this case this girl was an "adult" however one could assume that her Dear Father was the one stuck with the Bill.  Quite honestly Dear Reader I would argue anyone who runs up $5k in Cell Phone charges are in need of a decent spanking.  Adult or not.  And if he was indeed on the hook for said charges then one could assume she has not taken on the responsibilities of an adult.  Thus there is no reason not to define her as a child and one in need of a good spanking.  In fact I would argue her age demands that she be spanked more then say a 14 or 15 year old who probably isn’t all that responsible.  So I say Good for Him!  He just should have spanked her more often under the age of 18.  

Now in my research of this little matter the local authorities did not publish our deeply in debt’s brat’s name (probably to protect the identity of a minor).  So your humble narrator did some digging knowing that Chenbeague Island isn’t all that big and anyone stupid enough to run up a $5000 credit card more then likely has some silly MySpace page or something like that.  As a disclaimer the picture on the right may or may not be the cell phone spankee.  She could be a sibling, relative or simply just coincidently be from the same island and have the same last name as our spanked cell phone abuser. 

Should this be the correct spankee however I show you this not because I wanted to show you the girl who got spanked at age 20.  But I wanted to show you the nitwit who ran up the $5000 Cell phone Bill and then couldn’t avoid a 50 year old blind man who was intent on spanking her.  Somehow Dear Reader I think when the facts come to light in the trial it will indeed be a very different story.  But if not,  I say good for him !

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You know Dear Reader,  I like to think about the future every once and a while.  With our collective knowledge growing exponentially I would not be surprised so see human acting robots in my life time or if not in mine then definitely in my children’s life time.  Human Nature being what it is some entrepreneur at some point will figure out how to put said robot into a lifelike “skin” and program it to perform pretty much anything that a male could want.  Now personally I would program it to get me a beer on demand since I have never been successful in getting any female to obey that command but that is just me.

This poses an interesting dilemma for us spankers.  Since it is indeed a robot by definition cannot be “naughty” where then does it leave us?  The other dilemma which has even more widespread implication beyond spanking is if we have a hot lifelike womenbot’s willing to get us a beer at our whim then where would it leave the female sex?

Yet that is a question I will let someone quite smarter then Yours Truly ponder.  For now since we lack the technology to get our virtual rocks off.  We shall do it the old fashion way.  With Spanking Updates of the Week!

Micheala McGowen has never taken the cane.  Now a good number of her spankings have been reasonably hard but she tends to like to have her underwear stay intact covering that fine ass of hers.  Well Dear Reader a time comes for every girl to face the cane on her bare bottom.  And that time for poor Micheala is today.  Judging from her reaction I doubt she will be taking the cane again anytime soon  From Firm Hand Spanking.

Again,  I am not sure how much Your Humble Narrator can add to this one from Northern Spanking.  Amelia Jane Rutherford in white panties, with her hair in pigtails and her hands pinned behind her back to give our dear Paul unfettered access to her soon to be red bottom. There is simply nothing better than that Dear Reader.

I really really want to know who Spanking Server’s costume designer is.  Aside from their ability to recruit some of the hottest girls imaginable Karl and Company knows how to dress them for a spanking.  I mean these outfits are perfect for spanking! Well whomever he or she is they have a talent and Yours Truly’s hat is off to them.

Yes, Your Humble Narrator admits that he has a thing for rather thin girls who could benefit from eating a sammich or two.  Perhaps it was those awful educational films they made us watch in High School on Anorexia or my ex-wife’s constant viewing of Lifetime.  But I like to spank think girls Dear Reader.  Of course that being said you can tell I have a thing for poor Jenny.  What looks to be one of her first time spankings she is giggling uncontrollably when she goes over the knee.  That disposition changes rather quickly as her jeans come down and the spanking gets considerably harder in order to wipe that smile off her face and save the scene.  All of course in High Definition Glory.  From HD Spank.

I was beginning to worry that Ms Law had left the Spanking Scene Dear Reader!  My my fears are unfounded for she is back on Bad Tushy spanking a rather chiseled blonde with a fine rear.  Now if they could only get her to take a spanking herself I could die a happy man.

Heir Beverly And Abigail Zee will get on Zee’s back and I will verhauen zee Dummkopf Mädchen.  From Girls Boarding School (Mädchen Internat)

Now Dear Reader this is indeed a treat. Not to mention we have a nice outdoor spanking but it includes the lovely Leia-Ann Woods and friend Saffy becoming one with nature one stroke of the paddle at a time.   From Bars and Stripes.

In addition to being a spanko Your Humble Narrator is a bit of a voyeur.  Not so much crawling around peoples back yards as a peeping tom,  but rather a long distance voyeur.  Somehow there is something innately amusing about observing one without their knowledge.  That being said if you want to discourage a rather noisy neighbor make yourself obviously available to be watched.  You see its not what you see but the knowledge you are seeing it without another’s permission. This indeed is what our spanking couple at Spanking Bare Butts has chosen to do.  While Bryanna is over her husbands knee with her bare bottom for the world to see he delivers a spanking which she inevitably deserves.  Now if there was a voyeur watching since it was blatantly obvious he/she would probably be uninterested.

if in the unlikely event you have ever wanted to see girls spanking each other in a wonder women costume today is your lucky day.  Kay Richards and Madison Martin come home from a costume party and decide to have a spanking contest. Loser of course gets well…. More spankings!  From My Spanking Roommates

One of my favorite Newcomers to the Spanking Scene Jasmine Johnson (Thank you Dear Reader for pointing her name out to me).  Seems to be in a bit of trouble again. With her friend Jodie showing her the ropes she teaches her with a bit of “force” applied to Jasmine’s excellent bare ass.  From Spanking Online (Or Via Spankpass)

Now this is a Spanking I can relate to. Two girls supporting two different candidates decide to spank each other.  As you know Dear Reader, Personally I think there should be way more spanking in politics. Oddly I find Cindy McCain quite deserving of a spanking sometime in the future, But I digress.  Since this site is indeed Good Spanking Classics its more than likely this disagreement took place during the Reagan Mondale years.  But the spanking between Cleo Nichole and  Dorthy Laine Dear Reader is timeless.  Cleo Nichole Dorthy Laine.

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Well Dear Reader,  This indeed has been an interesting week.  While this has absolutely nothing to do with Spanking Your Humble Narrator has begun trying what they call "hypermileing" which for those interested is a driving style that makes is supposed to make significant gains to your miles per gallon.  I was quite skeptical about this before I tried it but oddly enough it works!  While I have no hard number (never interested in MPG before this).  And while I don’t go insane like keeping my windows up in 90 degree heat or over inflating my tires.  I can tell you that it has given me at least 2 round trips to my 25 mile commute (each way) per tank of gas in my Jeep. I am indeed impressed!

But I know Dear Reader you did not come to hear about my driving habits.  Though those of you who pay per liter of gas might want to check it out.  The savings you get is more then enough to join a fine spanking site or two.  Perhaps I will rename my blog Personal Finance, Liberal Gibberish and The Spanking Spot. 

But that wouldn’t be any fun Dear Reader,  since we all know we need our weekly dose of Spanking to take us away from the daily grind.  And that is indeed what Your Humble Narrator intends to bring you.

Lets kick this week off with my friends at Mood Castings.  It seems that Paula, an attractive 34 year old firecrotch is obsessed with Mood Pictures wonderful movies.  To the point in fact she wants to try out for on for a role in one of their amazing feature movies.  Interestingly she has never been spanked once!  Going to see Mood Castings to break your spanking cherry is a little like breaking your anal cherry by sitting on a telephone pole.  Its simply not a good idea.  But amazingly this wonderful firecrotch makes it past all 50 strokes which to tell you the truth were harder then some of the other girls caned on this site and obviously very painful.  Personally I think she might have pushed past her limits since toward the end of the spanking her ass was spasm quite impressively. 
 

Amy, A bubble butt teen is lost without her regular spanking.  So what does she do of course?  She calls Real Life Spanking.  (I gotta move to Amsterdam but oddly enough one cannot smoke tobacco while smoking well… you know)  Missing her discipline sessions our hero takes her over his knee and teaches her the lesson she so desperately craves.  Why can’t I have this guys life?
 

My Dear Clare Fonda has more of the Adult Star Naomi Cruise.  Apparently Adult movie actresses like to be be spanked just as much as all my Dear Female Readers out there.  Spanked once again by Julie Simone who does a pretty good job on that fine rear of hers, but where is my Dear Clare!  Surely she must take part in beating this quite beautiful bottom.  From Spanked Sweeties.
    

Well as Pixie pointed out in one of her comments I am indeed confused.  This is NOT Anabelle Lee but Annabella Briscoe.  I apologize Dear Reader for the error but that is not the first or the last time that will happen.  But regardless with this little sprite’s pants pulled down during her first spanking on film one must hope that she is not a one timer.  I would like to see this girls bun beaten again.  From Punished Brats
 

Jade Inca is a particular name.  While rather fair skinned she has Indian features about her.  Personally I wonder if she is of mixed race which would generally explain the fact she is absolutely gorgeous.  But in the event she is even a part indian gives Your Humble Narrator some satisfaction since I was on hold with WinPro for over an hour today.  If not,  well she is still hot.  From Good Spankings
 

ok,  I have no idea why women would return to Dallas for a spanking.  Personally I think they either really need the money or are complete masochists.  I mean for some of the professional models I can understand.  If you can take a spanking from Mr Iron Hand then you can pretty much tolerate any kind of punishment to your rear.  The problem is with these girls new to the spanking scene.  As they run screaming from Dallas’s lair I would expect they would never again subject themselves to such a ass beating.  But Dallas proves again and again.  these girls are not "vanilla" as they think they are.  From Dallas Spanks Hard
 

I have often talked about the Girl Next Door that you always wanted to put over your knee.  Well English Spankers has a small twist on this.  While I am sure you were infinitly more interested with spanking your next door neightbor,  what about applying your bun beating skills to her mother?  More then likely her ex has not been fulfilling all of her needs so why not jump in and spank the girl quite vigorously in order to insure that this will never happen again.

There is nothing like a bitchy asian teen turned over your knee for a good spanking.  I am not sure if Spaning is commen in the east but it sure looks like it applies to just about everyon’s wife and daugher.  This is from Hand-Spanking.com where the present case is a girl ona high wire where she cannot even think about geting down Should this resue whin?  Well that Dear Reader is something I hope you will make your own minds up. from PB Network) from HandSpanking.com
 

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Well Dear Reader it seems that everyone wants their own blog as of late.  And that is indeed good since the more that are out there the more you have to read!  Just don’t forget Dear old Brushstrokes who pointed you in the right direction.  I think I am going to make Spanking Blog Love a regular weekly post simply because I would like to encourage as many bloggers as humanly possible as many did when Your Humble Narrator was just a blogging newbie. 

So what do we have tonight?

First the woman of Yours Truly’s Dreams, A female I dare not lay eyes on in real life from the fear of going blind from her radiance.  The Smart, The Talented, The Beautiful Leia Ann Woods has started her new blog after her previous one  was hounded out of existence.  Right now she just has a welcome post up but I am sure Dear Reader there is more to come soon.  You can find her new Blog at Leia’s Musings

Now as I am sure many have you have previously fantasized about spanking the girl next door its perhaps likely like myself the girls next door where I grew up weren’t quite up to going over my knee.  In fact a couple of them would have probably kicked my ass.  (hey they were big girls!)  But if you have ever wanted a quintessential Girl Next Door in the spanking world.  That girl would undoubtedly be Sarah Gregory.  Now Your Humble Narrator was supposed to announce this during her interview.  The fact is I owe her a huge apology since I am still way behind in my work as a Spanking Blogger.  But Since she is happily Blogging I would gladly give her a link now and should she be so kind to still do an interview well that’s just a bonus.  So her new blog is named Spanking Sarah Gregory and she is cute as hell. 

My Favorite Spankologist Chross has been doing running commentary of the spanking scene in the most recent episode of weeds in which Mary Louise Parker gets her ass spanked in a limo (and its not over the skirt folks).  In addition his is probably my favorite blog on the Internet so he gets a shout out here at Chross guide to the Spanking Internet

I’m not exactly sure who Jenny Mack is but I found her though Sarah’s New Blog.  The important thing is however she is 20,  incredibly hot, and into spanking.  Why couldn’t I meet girls like this in college.  She can be found on My Dirty little Secret. 

Enough for tonight Dear Reader

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As hard as it is to imagine Dear Reader,  there was a time before the Internet.  There was a time where information (and spanking) for that matter was locked in meat space never to effortlessly fly around the globe informing everyone except our many United States Politicians who think the Internet is a series of tubes.  What is more interesting Dear Reader,  a medium that I (and many of you) have come to depend on,  never again to live without is indeed still only in its infancy. But Dear Reader there was surely spanking going on during the pre-Internet days.  Will the fine spankings of yesteryear be lost to antiquity since they lack translation into modern media? 

Well Dear Reader thanks to the beautiful Chelsea Pfeiffer she and her team have remastered some of her fine work.  Much of which was released on 8-mm film (remember that?) and while there are some issues with the translation between old an new mediums the effort is true and the only issues are technical ones that cannot be overcome due to the age and the quality of the masters.  Today Dear Reader I present to you the review of Good Spanking Classics

Now my Dear Chelsea can correct me on the exact age of this wonderful spanking material.  But imagine Dear Reader you are back in the late 80’s.  Women with 2 foot teased hair and leggings paraded around, Boy George confused sexuality for most of us, and Dubya was still snorting coke and having his daddy bail him out of multiple DUI’s.  As for your Humble Narrator my hair had not abandoned me  I was concentrating on having sex and eventually spanking just about every college freshman I could get my hands on before they gained their "freshman 15".  Ah Dear Reader it was a magical but lonely time,  one in which I thought I was the only one with such a fetish yet a surprisingly number of said dumb freshmen would agree to go over Yours Truly’s knee.  Perhaps that should have been an indicator about the pervasiveness of our little hobby yet being young and naive I chalked it  up to the alcohol with which they were plied for the first time in their lives. 

But apparently there was a whole subculture who found each other,  of which I was blissfully unaware.  Lead by the venerable Ed Lee and the then and always Chelsea Pfeiffer there was spanking to be had in little out of the way shops with construction paper blocking the outside view and usually a neon sign stating "girls, girls girls, girls girls". 

Now being somewhat of a late bloomer I didn’t realize there was a community until the early 90’s when I first hooked up to the internet and discovered alt.spanking.pictures or something to that effect on the Usenet. Wulfram at the time was indeed my hero, scanning and posting the spankings of the now yesteryear for us burgeoning spanko’s waiting impatiently as our 2600 baud modem took 15 minutes to download these unbelievable pictures.  That Dear Reader is when I discovered the jaw dropping spankings from the now famous Chelsea Pfeiffer.  Dear Reader,  my life has never been the same.

Site offerings and Cost
Good Spanking Classics is what I would characterize as a 50/50 site offering pictures and movies.  Now normally I would have a problem with this in this age of High Definition Spanking available from a considerable number of sites.  But what she is trying to do is both noble and difficult.  So much so I am not sure I would even attempt it.  For those of you who are new to the scene back then the spanking movies were short and quite expensive.  To try to convert these things into digital is a feat all by itself.  But happily we see the movies that are available to date are converted with both pride and loving care as we can expect from our  Dear Chelsea Pfeiffer.

Be forewarned Dear Reader this is a young site started only since the beginning of June so the cost/enjoyment factor will probably be abysmal until Good Spanking Classics reaches critical mass.  Happily they are doing it quickly.  At the time of this writing I counted 49 "clips" running roughly 3 minutes apiece.  comprising of about 30 "scenes"  Each clip runs about 3 minutes which would give you an enjoyment ratio of roughly two and a half hours or so of wayback spanking goodness.  Chelsea doesn’t typically release 1 clip per update but rather at least 4 which I think is quite fair as she builds up her backlist and attempts to entice customers. 

Updates at this point  consist of at least 4 "scenes" and either 1 or two movies depending on the scene  and about 20-30 pictures of each "scene".  No waiting here Dear Reader to download the whole scene.  Chelsea tries to give you all of them in one update. 

Being a new site,  Chelsea always the smart business women who is a fanatic when it comes to keeping her customers happy is offering membership at $19.99 which is one of the best prices on the Spanking Internet today.  Given the price and the cost one would be talking about a little under 8 bucks of spanking goodness for your money.  Agreed Dear Reader not the cheapest on the internet,  but a fair price since the site has just started. 

Once you get past the backlog and assuming the updates keep static.  You can look forward to 4 new spanking scenes per week.  At the present update that would generally give one over 1.5 Hours of classic spanking per Month which would run you about 20 cents per minute or about 12 bucks per hour.  So far this is probably the best deal on the internet for a new site.

The Girls
When these wonderful movies were filmed Samantha Woodley was in diapers,  Amber Pixie Wells probably still sucked her thumb, Amy Hunter was really too young to wear those schoolgirl dresses and Kami Robertson more then likely wasn’t even an itch in her daddy’s pants.  These Dear Readers were some of the ground breakers of The Spanking World to which we all owe homage.  Some of these beautiful women have met a tragic end to those in the Spanking world who cared about them.  Some have gone one with their lives hopefully productive and happy (and a red bottom) But regardless their path,  They were indeed beautiful when they made this movies and for that I am truly grateful.
 

Film Quality, Outfits and of course The Spankings
Well Dear Reader I can tell you right now some of the film quality has something to be desired.  But rather than someone’s greed or ambivalence toward classic spanking one must remember they are working with an very old medium.  Normally I would probably slam a site like this but because My Dear Chelsea is trying to preserve antiquity I will say that she is doing the best that she can.  Which Dear Reader with the reputation that Chelsea Pfeiffer has around the globe and with Yours Truly her word is better then gold.

Outfits tend to be domestic,  Lots of bare bottom beatings in Underwear or rather sexy negligee’s.  but the focus is F/f Spankng. 

The Spankings are a bit light,  but considering again this is the beginning of yours and mine’s hobby I again will be willing to give them a pass.  Some,  mind you Dear Reader are quite hard.  Others however boarder on Paddycake spanking. 

So Dear Reader did I like it.  Nor the nostalgic aspect of this site I find Good Spanking Classics are second to none.  In comparison to the present world,  well its expectedly somewhat lacking.  I personally enjoyed the site since its run by someone I can trust inherently with my readers and who has a probably the best customer service on the internet today;.

Who will NOT like this site
If your just starting your Spanking Collection I would opt for other sites with a bigger backlist.  That being said.  if you are new in search of some classic spanking movies well you have come to the right place

Who will Love this site
Collectors Beware!  you will be sucked into this site like no tomorrow.  These are the Classic Spanking movies of yesteryear.  Probably some that you have seen the pictures but yet to have seen the movie of these lovely lades spanking each others perfect rears.  Another thin to consider is back in the day not every meathead could pick up a camera.  these girls went to print and its obvious!

You can find it here at Good Spanking Classics

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