Well Dear Reader it is that time again, Time for another Spanking Survey. But first let us explore the results of our last one in order to learn more about one another. Our last question was When a girl should get a Spanking and the results as always are fascinating.
To start off it seems that we are indeed a impatient bunch. But then again there are bare bottoms to be Spanked, who wouldn’t be! 34% of you that a girl should be Spanked immediately upon her transgression. This of course leaves 66% of you who think a girl should be given some time to think about what exactly is going to happen to her bare bottom.
A close 28% of you responded that they should stand in the corner for a few minutes and then recieve their Spanking while only 16% of you said they should be sent to their rooms for an hour or two to contemplate their painful future. 20% of you agree with Your humble narrator happily, saying that they should be told that they will be getting a Spanking and deliver one to their poor butts before bed giving them the entire day to think about what is indeed going to happen to them. We are an evil bunch indeed.
So what of today’s survey. Let us get back to what makes us Spanko’s in the first place. We know from past survey’s that as a whole we were all Spanked less growing up than our vanilla counterparts, much of course to our detractor’s dismay. We did find that males were Spanked disproportionately by females while females for the most part were Spanked by males and females evenly.
So perhaps the question is not if or whom Spanked us but how we were Spanked. After all one must admit getting a simple Spanking does not hold a candle to the humiliation of having your pants pulled down. One of course could theorize such a traumatic experience could indeed sexualize it. So this indeed is the question for this weeks survey
So step right up and make your mark Dear Reader, Once again this is completely anonymous, I purge my logs religiously. You will recieve no mail asking for donations for the recently created Spanking Party (Perhaps for the silly party though). You will not Google yourself to find that you have been enrolled in a Spanking Research Experiment. I do wonder why indeed many of you do not take the survey, With 4000 of you rolling though here every day one would expect a better response!
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When I was in College Dear Reader, there was a particularly difficult class that was a requirement for all the business majors that I was somewhat a savant in. It got to be that my tutoring sessions were larger than the classes that the teachers taught since there were 5 of them and only one of me. I even had to protest a grade one of my students unfairly received from a particularly dimwitted professor in front of the dean! Needless to say my services were in great demand. But never did a pretty little student like the lovely Juno Albright show up so late for a session that I had to give her a bare bottom Spanking. What a gyp!
Well one can dream can’t they? Thankfully our friends Tony Elka and Eve Howard also have such a dream which brings us to our most recent title After School Discipline.
Our tale begins with the late arrival of the incredibly cute Juno Albright for her tutoring session with the oddly hair styled Vanny Gonzales. After a brief back and fourth in which Juno whines wonderfully Vanny quite justifiably decides to give this self centered brat a good OTK Spanking. Our black bob haired beauty in a simple form fitting black and white dress is pushed unceremoniously over Vanny’s knee to begin her Spanking. Starting over her slim dress he delivers hard firm smacks upon her hot little bottom making the viewer hotly anticipate the lifting of her short skirt.
Fortunately one does not have to wait, for the skirt is indeed lifted and she is spanked upon her stockings and panties. Still much to much material to get though! Grimacing already from her Spanking one can rightly wonder how she will react when the hard whacks are on her bare bottom. We also don’t have to wait for very long for the stockings and panties come down to reveal a already red beautiful bottom. Our hero does not indeed let up, even on Juno’s bare ass, Spanking her with just as much zeal as he did when her bottom was fully clothed. Lasting for almost 20 full minutes with poor Juno obviously not enjoying a second of it, Vanny delivers a hard and satisfying Spanking on our Young Juno’s young little bottom as she finally agrees to be more punctual during their tutoring sessions.
Well the the painful lesson the Juno was given did indeed not last long. For during their next session Vanny points out the Juno was not even listening in the class he is trying to tutor her in. How indeed will our stubborn girl learn? Thankfully Vanny has the answer and indeed a hard hand. So once again she finds herself over his knee perhaps to be Spanked with something more substantial! Starting once again over her dress our able Vanny begins her punishment. Now Juno does rightly point out there is indeed absolutely no reason why one must learn Hamlet. But our failure of our liberal education is not the point! This girl needs to be Spanked!
And Spanked she is! First upon her white panties and then of course on her bare ass. Her protests growing with each strike of his hand upon her soft flesh and her panties stretching from her kicking legs. But Vanny being a straight A student is not stupid of course. He knows that if something doesn’t work the first time try try again, but perhaps with something a little more painful. Like a leather paddle! Particularly when he catches her texting her friend during her Spanking, though arguably that is indeed talent!
But even the leather paddle is not enough, So Vanny decides to give Your Humble Narrator’s namesake a try. Proved effective on many a naughty girl (particularly the wooden kind). She grits her teeth as he Spanks her hard with the Hairbrush using quite surprising force! Squirming as the stinging gets more intense it is indeed apparent that our young Juno is learning the meaning of a Spanking. But it seems that Vanny’s interest in Juno’s education is more than a passing fancy and why not, the girl is cute as hell. Furthermore a way to a girls heart seems to be a good hard Spanking for the couple immediately fall in love. Not a bad catch for a geek!
But Vanny and Juno’s new found love happily does not keep her from being Spanked. For our next Scene he is off to introduce her to his parents over Thanksgiving. Unfortunately Juno’s dress is not… lets say appropriate. Unfortunately for Juno short skirts don’t offer much protection when one is bent over and getting Spanked. Now I am sure that Juno foolishly thought that her Spankings would end once she got her grades up. But her new found boyfriend is a Spanker and spankers always do what they do best.
But being the adventurous guy he is, Vanny decides to try a few more implements other than his hand on Juno’s bare butt. First being this red kind of tawse thingy followed with a thin short cane which rather than his hard hand strokes delivers a sharp stinging sensation to Juno’s bottom. For the grand Finale Vance produces a hard wooden paddle which after some hard whacks reduces our young Juno to tears.
So I guess the final question is did I enjoy the movie. Once again I respond with a resounding YES. Juno Albright is cute as a button and indeed has a very spankable ass. I do hope we see her in the future. (I can’t place her but I think I have seen her once or twice before). Vanny does a great job giving this willful girl a Hard Spanking. Excellent title if you ask me
The Miss Universe Swimsuit Pageant was over the weekend. Not of course does your Humble Narrator watch such things. But I indeed would if they included of course a spanking event. Nothing of course Dear Reader tells us more about poise and sophistication of a young lady than getting her Bare Ass Spanked. They of course can do away with much of the pageant, why indeed ask these ladies about gay marriage or why the US populous can’t read a map. We know they aren’t rocket scientists.
As for the talent portion, what could show more talent than a lady balanced precariously over the knee getting her wonderful bottom smacked? They of course can keep the swimsuit event so we can see which of the asses we wish to see Spanked. Or maybe just Spank them in the Swimsuits!
Alas it is not to be Dear Reader, even though at minimum they Deserve a Spanking for spending oodles of money on something so meaningless like becoming a beauty queen in the first place. So lets get this week kicked with something that is important. Like Spanking!
On Monday I had mentioned I might miss a post or two since I was on a death watch for a loved one. Sadly I am on a death watch no more, My Mother has indeed passed on after a long and painful illness. Now if you have read my prose for any length of time she was, unsurprisingly a politician. A republican one at that! Now being the type that kicked doors open for female opportunity one can indeed question the taste of a memorial for the woman on a site dedicated to Spanking Women. And you would be right! since she would indeed be turning over in her freshly dug grave. But this intro is indeed not about her Dear Reader, it is about something much much better.
While sitting in a room for hours at end, staring at a closed box, a ritual I have always loathed, (as she did). Her bitterest political rival showed up. Growing up a son of a politician, this man could have been the anti-Christ for all that I knew. But he came anyway, Perhaps, as my father put it “to make sure” but I think it was for another reason. Respect for one’s rival. You see friends and family might be the most important for us, but your enemies are a close second. Where indeed would we be without our antagonists. They help shape and guide us just as much as our friends! When all is said and done, respect for one’s worthy opponent is indeed an honor.
But grieve not for me Dear Reader, I had the rare and fortunate opportunity to say my goodbye’s by her bedside. Something I now am humbled I was able to do. Life of course goes on, the sun is shining, children are playing and of course Ladies are getting Spanked. Thus it is time to finish up our Spanking Updates of the Week!
I am not sure which I am more enthralled with. Allison Miller getting strapped my a metal studded belt (ow) on the hot ass of hers or her Spanking outfit that really shows off her incredible curves. One of course can guess considering your Humble Narrator’s inexplicable fascination with one piece outfits on lovely ladies. Now given I will freely admit it is about as ugly as one can get, Plus it clashes quite violently with her red hair and even redder bottom. But I suppose it doesn’t stay upon her long since the whole thing inconveniently has to come off to apply whacks to her bare bottom. We really need to start building in flaps on those sorts of outfits. From Firm Hand Spanking
It seems that Candy Blonde (great name) is having trouble with her civics lesson on Spanking Server this week. This of course brings me to my next rant, our obtuse Teabaggers here in the states want to repeal the 14th Amendment. I say GOOD! Perhaps not in the way they intended it, since I am sure they feel automatic citizenship should only apply to non brown people. Instead, I think they should give everyone a test to become a citizen, just like our naturalized counterparts. This will result in a number of things. First, a considerably smarter citizen population. Second the virtual elimination of the conservative crazies since they seem to lack the understanding that freedom as laid out by our wise founding fathers does is not simply apply to the freedom do what they say.
In this period Piece apparently filmed in a rather smoky room, I believe a prostitute is being cruelly caned for refusing to perform her duties on a officer while two other flappers from the 20’s look on in horror. Not only leaving her bottom welted from the hard caning she ends up having to perform her duties anyway! From Lupus Spanking
I know I showed you this Spanking last week, But our Portly Punisher just released the video, which I have indeed been fortunate to view. This I can tell you is going into my coveted directory of favorite Spankings. Our Young Elizabeth, only 18 years of age gets a surprisingly hard Spanking considering this is her first on film. Being in wonderful High Definition one can enjoy Her milky white bottom ablaze with a deep red hue showing us the results of such a hard OTK hand Spanking. Fantastic, simply Fantastic. From Sound Punishments
Sometimes Dear Reader, When a female does something particularly naughty one of course must Spank them until tears flow from their eyes. These kind of Spankings of course must be reserved for the most dire of circumstances and depending on the stubbornness of the girl can indeed take quite a bit of Spanking. Thankfully the coach’s hard hand has reduced many a girl to tears, and ever Ms Burns who has felt his sting in her hot little bottom more than she cares to know still ends up crying like a little girl when getting Spanked. From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass
The incredibly hot Ellie Maye is Spanked along with her friend in a dual hard Bare Bottomed OTK Spanking this week on Strict Spanking. Yes I know I still obsess over this girl, but can you blame me?
Finally for this week we have Chelsea Pfieffer’s retro Spanking Site Good Spanking Classics, Chelsea offers an amusing tidbit about the hot well toned Nikki Steele being new on the set and thinking she knew a something about getting a Spanking. Jewel Marceau of course teaches the platinum blonde she has alot to learn and it will of course be very very painful to her tight bare bottom.
Since I have no desire to listen to 40 minutes of commercials per hour and the utter lack of Spanking programming, I think like many of you, aside from the occasional traffic report I haven’t listened to FM radio in about 4 years. This for some reason upsets our corporate overlords! Now many a tea bagger drones on about free enterprise and “market forces” solving just about everything. So one would expect in response to increased competition they would create and broadcast radio that, you know, people actually want to listen to.
Like many companies, Such a simple concept seems to be foreign to our broadcaster. So what indeed is their and the music industry’s response to such an issue. Why mandate we all listen to their drivel every day! This of course is because we must consume whether we want to or not Dear Reader. Now such a notion is ridiculous or is it? You see there is proposal put forth by our corporate overlords to mandate that all cell phones have an FM tuner whether we want one or not! I am indeed overjoyed that buggy whip manufacturers didn’t have that kind of political clout when automobiles came along lest we still be traveling by hose and carriage. Instead of course they changed and marketed their product for other uses. Like to use on our lovely ladies bare bottoms. So with that, let us continue our Spanking Updates of the Week!
Let us start with our constable in training Kami Robertson who can indeed take me into custody any time. I will have to say that the English police uniforms are quite a bit more Spankable than our US counterparts. Plus our ladies of law enforcement are quite a bit harder to give a Spanking to seeing that they usually carry large firearms. If you don’t get shot you will of course have to struggle with the dammed holster since it can interfere with a good OTK Spanking. From Spanked in Uniform
Sophie Nova gets her turn across Clare Fonda’s knee getting that beautiful sallow bottom Spanked clad only in her birthday suit. Now Sophie may indeed be deserving of a Spanking before to long since she has not returned as of yet the wonderful interview I wrote for her. How indeed could this Stunning Spankee keep us in suspense for so long. Then again if it was me who had to deliver such a Spanking I indeed would hope she holds onto it for a bit longer. From Spanked Call Girl or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
I have a feeling that Lucy is getting quite a red bottom from Paul while they are on holiday this week. You see while being the hard working owners of Northern Spanking, they are of course continuing to post updates. But Lucy managed to forget to bring the images of their last update of Clover getting an OTK Spanking! So while Lucy might not be able to sit down comfortably or refrain from wearing a swim suit due to her red bottom it is of course inconsequential since before they left they posted my beautiful muse Leia Ann Woods getting a double caning with her friend Andi Switch to delight us
I was going to write a dissertation on the waning days of summer and our hapless class of 2014 beginning their 4 year drunken orgy we call college since this is the theme of this Spanking. I was even going to write about the Freshmen girls getting used to their new role a prey for the upperclassmen men and how they should all get a Spanking. But I found myself instead distracted and mesmerized by the hot little business outfit that Jade Indica is getting Spanked in. Not your typical Spanking outfit but it is indeed very very hot. From Good Spanking
On Spanking Bailey this week we have the long retired Hard Spanking Coach giving our naughty teen Bailey a good hard old fashion OTK Spanking. For our young females a good hard Spanking is an excellent motivator for lack of focus on schoolwork. Now given they might have to complete their homework standing up in the short term but as we know such discomforts wane quickly after a Bare Bottom Spanking is over. Also available though the better priced 8 site Real Spanking Pass
The question we must ask, is not are Spankings effective on naughty schoolgirls by why? The answer is quite blindingly obvious is that Spankings are both painful and humiliating both of which are quite unpleasant. But perhaps not unpleasant enough since it seems that week after week so many young ladies are getting in trouble! But then again what do we Spankers enjoy more, The action or the outcome. From Fetish Flixx (yes this is a Spanking Site)
I am actually wondering if they actually wear clothes at Spanking Family. But then again it makes it all the more convenient to deliver the swats to the asses that these girls deserve. This week Livia is in trouble getting a rough Spanking in a number of different positions as her sister looks on and nervously awaits her turn for a painful bottom.
And Finally for today we have yet another Schoolgirl feeling a sting in her tail. It seems that our School aged girls counterparts in the land of the rising son take their Spankings most docilely. None of the kicking, crying or fuss that our girls exhibit when being Spanked (well maybe crying). I don’t know Dear Reader I might find such Spankings rather boring, but then again giving one to a girl this gorgeous would be delightful even without all the fuss. From Cutie Spankee
I am outraged Dear Reader. Outraged I tell you! You see Dear Reader There is a proposal for a Anti Spanking Cultural Center and a chapel dedicated to an anti Spanking Religion proposed just 3 blocks from Shadowlane Studio’s, an almost holy place for Spanking Enthusiasts! This is affront must be stopped! It matters not that I do not live in Las Vegas, or the fact that I have never been there! It doesn’t even matter that Vegas natives could care less, since they are obviously incapable of making their own decisions! I ask all from the Spanking Party to deluge Fox News with protests against such an insult. If they allow this the Anti Spanking Terrorists will win! After all all that Freedom of Religion Nonsense our Founding Fathers spouted only applies to religions I agree with. WE MUST STOP THIS!
This is not a real religion, Only real religions believe in Spanking! We know this of course from The Spanking Updates of the Week!
Let us Begin this week with the Mommy Grizzly of the Spanking Party. Infinitely more attractive and considerably smarter than her tea party counterpart. (I don’t want to insult our lovely Samantha Woodley since she is quite intelligent but my cat is smarter than her counterpart). Getting a hard cane upon her wonderful bottom for threatening to name her future children after misspelled math functions. Such an offence of course should be applied upon the bare bottom but Samantha getting caned upon her virginal white panties is incredibly alluring. From Firm Hand Spanking
The Terrorists of course Hate us for our Spanking. Well who the hell wouldn’t with Madison Martin’s fine bare bottom over ones knee. Hell I hate them for their Spanking too, that’s because I am not the one doing it! So perhaps we give our Spanking Hating opponents to hold her firmly over ones lap by the ponytail and Spanking her incredible bottom, which of course would be appeasement of our Enemies! From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
The Lovely Lorraine Got her hair cut. While your humble narrator is indeed a fan of long hair, I must say she looks incredibly cute! I mean like wow! She almost resembles one of those flappers from the early 20th century and like those women getting her hot little bottom Spanked quite severely while the equally hot Juliet waits her turn for a painful bottom beating. I like it! From Punished Brats
It must be hair pulling week on our Spanking Updates. But then again why not, Just like when a cat is picked up by the scruff of the neck it suddenly becomes quite docile a similar effect occurs when you hold a lady firmly by the hair for a Spanking. An Uncooperative naughty girl can indeed be cajoled into a adequate position for a hard spanking with the right amount of tension upon her lovely locks of hair leaving one to wonder which hurts more, the Spanking or getting her hair pulled. From English Spankers
The lovely blonde Sophie Grey takes her licks with a heavy strap at the Real Spanking Institute this week. What I want to know is what is it they DON’T spank the girls for. Wait a second, scratch that. RSI is perfect the way it is, as is Sophie’s red and painful behind. Also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass
Personally I think our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is Spanking a losing batter. Stacy it seems doesn’t own any clothing that is can be deemed non provocative! But despite the futility of his endeavor the attempt at teaching Stacy how to dress is indeed interesting in its own right. Even if the outcome is not what he wanted her red painful bottom more than makes up for it. From Real Life Spanking
The one thing that amuses me about girls who start to cry as soon as they learn they are going to get a Spanking is the old adage, if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. I mean if a girl gets drunk against your express wishes what indeed do they think is going to happen to them. Tickle their ass with a feather? (or did I say particularly nasty weather, points if you can identify one of Your Humble Narrator’s favorite obscure and wonderfully sophomoric films). From Spanking Experience
And Finally for today, what a tease! Our newest Update from Handspanking has the copy written this girl gets Spanked by her Male Boss. I was excited Dear Reader, would we finally see a M/f Japanese Spanking. Something that Japanese Men mysteriously don’t like to do! NO! because if you read on, it seems that he is not around leaving his wife to punish his secretary. What a let down.
