The Spanking Spot

Your Humble Narrator almost got all weepy reading all the wonderful comments from my former Lurkers from Love our Lurker day.  I am deeply honored Dear Readers that you choose to read my prose though I still think the Spanking Pictures have something to do with it.  Seriously everyone who commented thank you from the bottom of my heart.  Many of you come to check The Spanking Spot every (or nearly every) day which I would have never imagined in my wildest dreams. 

Ok now that I wiped the moisture out of my eye lets get on to what you came for Dear Reader.  The Spanking Updates of the Week!

There is NOTHING more annoying Dear Reader than women asking to be picked up a specific time only to be late while you sit there for a hour because god forbid you might be late.  This of course usually happens when they are shopping.  Now I don’t mean to be demeaning to my female readers but you know if you like to shop you tend to get a bit distracted and lose track of the time.  This of course is what happened to Julie and Angel.  Now it appears that fall is taking its toll in the Netherlands because gone are the skimpy little outfits that Angel looks so fantastic in.  Julie on the other hand is wearing quite a funky outfit to go shopping in.  But fear not Dear Reader once our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian rips though the layers their bottoms are bared for a good old fashion OTK spanking.  From Real Life Spanking

ACK!  Somewhere along the line Sound Punishments dropped out of my rotation.  My mind must be going Dear Reader.  Either that or I am simply engrossed in Angel’s ass.  Today we have the Beautiful Niki Flynn sporting her short hair from days past getting a pretty good caning for reading umm… “Adult” Literature (Imagine the horror!).  But alas this guilty pleasure is quickly corrected thus giving us, Dear Reader our guilty pleasure. 

This is 24 year old Erica Blonde,  Apparently the offspring of the deceased Mr.. Blonde who met an unfortunate end during a botched Jewel heist and getting an ear of a policeman.  Like her late father she wants to be in movies!  But since all of her fathers associates met similar ends during the same heist she has to break out herself. And what better way than subjecting her very attractive bottom to the lash of the cane!  She comes to Mood Castings to see if she can pass the 50 strokes of the cane test and star in one of their full length moves at Mood Pictures.  Can she withstand the caning!  Will they play Stuck in the Middle with you as they beat her ass.  You will just have to check it out to find the answer! From Mood Castings

Well Francesca Le our Columbian princess (Nationality Dear Reader,  I am unsure) is back on our Dear Chelsea Pfeiffer’s spanking site Good Spanking.  This time with her clothes removed she graduates from a hand and a ruler to a a rather nasty looking wooden paddle. 

With a few exceptions Growing up I rarely knew if my classmates get spankings or not.  Though interestingly enough the most popular girl in the 9th grade did.  I knew this Dear Readers because a year earlier I attended CCD with her in her Mothers class.  Now for those who do not know what CCD is.  Its a place that your parents force you to go to once a week so they can tell you this God dude is a really nice guy and you should always listen to the guy in Rome with the funny hat no matter how idiotic his comments turn out to be lest spend eternity faring far worse then getting spanked.  But I digress.  In any case she did something to annoy her poor strict catholic mother who proceeded to give her a few swats in class.  While this was of course interesting Dear Reader,  what turned out to be more interesting of her friends description of her mother pulling her out of the mall and spanking her in the car!  Well it appears that poor Kami is to meet the same fate.  From English Spankers
 

Ah just to remind us of the Summer Past as Winter creeps slowly upon us in the Northern Hemisphere (yes I see you Australians,  welcome!) .  We have a spanking in the none too private backyard.  From Dirty Spank

It appears that the distinguished Dave Pierson has found himself yet another spanker.  While not quite as exciting as  a new spankee one must stand up and take notice regardless Dear Reader.  Besides the Spankers do all the hard work.  This is Miranda Marx.  This indeed is not her debut Dear Reader for Your Humble Narrator somehow missed her for her first spanking of Erica.  Ah well better late then never Dear Reader.  Here she tries her talent of the beautiful (and now married… congrats) Pixie Amber Wells.  May her years be happy and her bottom be red.  From Punished Brats
 

Your Humble Narrator never did well with instruments.  From getting a D in music for my horrendous playing of the recorder to it being suggested that perhaps drums were not for me.  Coupled with the fact I sound like a deaf mute cat screeching at a sound it can’t hear.  Well… Music was just never my thing.  Apparently instruments aren’t Elizabeth Simpson’s cup of tea either but these instruments have nothing to do with making music.  From (You have a couple of choices here.  Spank Pass or Xerotics 14 site special) 

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devil with the blue dress on…… Yea its Amelia Jane Rutherford again and I have become convinced that since her beauty is so perfect she is here to tempt us!  Away!  You she-devil! Cast thy self out for thy buttocks tempts men and turns them to stone!  From Girl Spanks Girl
 

While I think I would almost always want to see Fuka spanked on Handspanking I would have to argue that she spanking someone is just as hot.  The basic problem Dear Reader is that Fuka is not over Yours Truly knee. 
 

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When I first started The Spanking Spot Bonnie Burns the writer and Spankee extraordinaire from My Bottom Smarts helped me get my start.  Soon after she also invited Your Humble to join in the first Love our Lurker Day.  One can really see the power of blogging when the blogosphere of a particular niche get together and does this.  Hundreds of Bloggers across the globe saying almost the exact same thing.  POST A DAMN COMMENT!  Now before I beg and plead about commenting Dear Reader let me make something quite clear.  I take your privacy (and mine) very very seriously.  I keep no log files,  I keep no mail lists,  You will NEVER get a piece of spam from Your Humble Narrator.  If some busybody wants to try to force me to try to violate your privacy let them try.  I will fight tooth an nail and in the unlikely event they win,  Well I keep no log files and you will know well in advance if there is even a possibility of that happening.  To this Dear Reader I promise you. 

In the interest of full disclosure this promise is moot if there is child porn involved.  In that case I’ll track you down myself. 

So Dear Reader,  If your a private person who enjoys this and other spanking blogs today is the day to Delurk.  Tell us how much you like our blogs,  Tell us how much you hate our blogs.  Call Your Humble Narrator some hideous insult.  just COMMENT!  Of course those commenter’s who regularly post are more than welcome as well

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You know Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator feels bad.  It seems that no matter what post I put up as of late it feels like I am trying to sell you something.  That Dear Reader is not what The Spanking Spot is all about.  Its simply an unfortunate consequence of bringing you the great spanking our Spanking Houses offer us week after week.  But tonight I am going to show you how to enjoy your spanking collection even more. 

Now you have often heard Yours Truly herald the coming of High Definition Spanking,  I Dear Reader am a quality nut.  Now unlike most of you I have a pretty damn big monitor on my computer since I spend half my life on this thing and I like to be able to see after a long day.  But many of you probably have 19” or 21” monitors which are find for general kinds of computing.  Now many of you when I go on about high quality spanking movies have rightly pointed out, why spend all that time downloading just to look at it on a teensy tiny computer screen!  Well what if I told you it didn’t have to be that way Dear Reader! 

Lets say you have been looking at one of those pretty flat screens for your home entertainment center this upcoming Christmas.  Or perhaps like me you have already purchased one.  Now your thinking about joining a spanking site that offers high def or near high def to break in your new television but how to get the movies you download on that nice big Purdy screen?  Oh the dilemma!

Well you could cut your spanking collection to DVD or Blue Ray  but DVD will lower your resolution to that of a regular television set.  Blue Ray on the other hand is an option but the burners and the players tend to be pricey.  And finally if your like me and don’t want anyone or small fingers stumbling across your spanking collection you tend to keep all your downloads in ethereal form. 

The second thing you could do if your television is equipped for it is simply plug your computer to your television and use it as a monitor.  Not a bad option but then it means accessing the back of the Television you just nailed to the wall.  No Dear Reader there is an even easier way. 

Lets say Dear Reader your like Your Humble Narrator and in your off time when your is not enjoying your spanking collection, you enjoy a bit of video gaming.  You might have in fact been thinking about purchasing a game console this Christmas so your spawn will stop bugging you and claiming they are leading a deprived childhood.  Even better Ladies perhaps your significant other has been whining about getting a gaming console.  What a perfect time to contemplate such a thing!  Now Dear Reader each console has its strengths and weaknesses which go outside the scope of this post.  But only one has some interesting features you might be interested in.

If you have or are thinking about a Xbox 360 then congratulations.  for another perhaps 20 to 50 bucks you can stream your spanking collection to your hearts content.  So lets say you have the television and the Xbox.  Lets go about getting spanking in full glorious high Definition. 

In addition you will need the following items. 

1) a router
2) two decent lengths of cat5

Now you probably should have a router Dear Reader.  Most of them come complete with a wireless node and a hardware firewall which is a must have in this day and age.  Cat5 (network cord) is pretty cheap.  Both of these things if you don’t already have them lying around can be bought at your local Wal-Mart quite cheaply. 

Ok so you have all the stuff.  You leap though your front door breathless from the excitement of the possibility of watching the spanking model of your choice on the huge television that your significant other complained about for 6 months after you purchased it.  Now you need a bit of time. 

First Dear Reader even if your connected to the router wirelessly from both the Xbox and your computer you still need to hardwire it.  Wireless is simply not enough bandwidth to provide the performance that we need.  So,  Wire your Xbox to your router with one length of Cat 5 and wire the router to your computer with the other length. 

Now its time to turn on your Xbox 360 and television.   Sign in to your Xbox Console, navigate to the MEDIA tab and select Media Center.  Xbox will give you a bunch of instructions.  Next your going to press a and your Xbox will give you a 8 digit key.  Save this! Now depending on what version of Windows you are running Windows might download something called windows extendibility. (its free)  If not go to www.microsoft.com/extender download and install it.  It will also upgrade your Microsoft Media Center. 

Once that’s done Dear Reader Launch MS Media center,  Go to Task-> Settings –> Extender –> Configure at which point it will prompt you for the key you wrote down.  Type it in.  Now finally go back to your Xbox and select Media Center again and press A to try to get it to connect. 

Once it connects Windows Extendibility will search your directories for media files and show them on your Xbox.  Note!  none of the files are stored on your Xbox.  Plus on an added bonus if you set up your own profile no one can see the video’s that you have now connected. 

I tested this with some High Definition Video’s I got from HD Spank.  Seeing these girls over the knee at 1040i on a 48” screen is simply amazing.  My surround sound scared the shit out of me when I first put it on since it sounded the poor girl whining about how she didn’t want a spanking was standing next to me.  Depending on the size of your video collection it will take a bit of time to find everything.  I have a 250 gb NAS that I store everything on for privacy issues,  so it took a good 2 hours to find all the video’s.  The only other draw back is that it appears to only work with WMV files.  (but that is untested).

So you your interested Dear Reader,  give it a shot.  If you have any questions feel free to post them here I’ll try to answer them to the best of my ability.  When you do get it working and are looking for real High quality video’s you can check HD Spank (true High Definition), Spanking Mags (Another High Def).  English Spankers (near High Def) or Sound Punishments.  Real Life Spanking also looks amazing although its not true high def.  So good luck Dear Reader.  If you like this tip,  post a comment.  If you enjoy this post there will be more tips and tricks in the near future. 

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We start off with a very special spanking on this fine Friday morning.  Dallas The Man with the Iron hand meets Amelia The Girl with the Perfect Ass.  Now mind you Dear Reader, That Amelia Jane Rutherford came to visit Dallas once before early in her now famous career.  But I think she learned her lesson with our Dear Dallas the first time he spanked her.  Since she was in the states trying out for a cheerleading position this time.  One of Dallas’s friends gave him the lowdown on how she was behaving so he decided to visit her at her audition.  With some creative use of the cane and of course his punishing OTK hand spanking.  Amelia is less than pleased.  The other thing to mention,  I know she is acting fearful in many of these scenes.  But when she goes over his knee she looks honestly afraid of what is going to befall her bottom. I guess she remembers how much Dallas’s Spankings hurt. On another note,  do we really need a Spanking Of the Week post this week? It simply doesn’t get better than this  From Dallas Spanks Hard.

We have the first of the new gals out on Firm Hand Spanking!  Alison Miller the attractive and mouthy redhead is here for her very first spanking.  Alison’s response to getting spanked?  “I wasn’t sure what to expect,” admits Alison. “Who knew a spanking could sting that much! Ouch!” .  The “Rock” panties are a nice touch.  They make a good target.    Perhaps I spoke too soon on The Spanking of the Week.  The Spanker while not my preference sex wise does a DAMN good job at giving our Poor Alison her first spanking.  I applaud thee,  she even manages to make Alison’s bottom the same color as her hair!

I am a little early for our beloved Spanking Server update this week. So with keeping with our cheerleading theme This is their latest picture update with Karl showing us he indeed knows how to spank a bottom soundly OTK.  The odd thing is I wasn’t even aware they had Cheerleaders in Europe! 
 

This week is apparently turning out to be a week of Male spanking Female cornucopia,  much to the probable delight of my long time Dear Reader Dan N.  These are two unknowns from Bad Tushy.  You know Bad Tushy runs some hardcore sites where alot of these models end up cross filming.  So I would be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that these are primarily Adult models that agreed to get spanked.  Now normally (if this is even true) I would say this is a bad thing since those new to this hobby of ours tend to run away when spanked quite hard.  No such thing here Dear Reader.  Unless that leather paddle is made out of foam this girl gets one hell of a spanking. 

I am convinced our friends across the pond are trying confuse your poor Humble Narrator.  between  a Dutch girl getting spanked by the name of Irelynn and Pandora with her multiple boyfriends I have become quite befuddled Dear Reader.  But at least we all know that Amy Hunter’s cooking is somewhat lacking. (she is from the UK after all).  So her time in the kitchen tends to be limited.  Since her significant other now has a whole other room that has become completely useless he might as well us it to spank poor Amy in.  From Northern Spanking Institute
     

Clare Fonda and Dallas must be Neighbors.  If they are not,  they should be since it would be unlikely for either of them to irritate the other with loud smacks and yelping girls.  Now I already know they are located in the same general area since when a model wants to make the west coast spanking tour they visit one and then the other.  As a result these two tend to release the same girl at the same time.  Now Dallas,  Clare.  There is this thing called email.  If you email each other the dates your going to publish the same girl perhaps you can stagger it a week or two.  Don’t get me wrong I love Ms Rutherford,  but she is ending up in every other post and I simply can’t help myself from posting her yet again!  From Girl Spanks Girl

Now this is what I’m talking about!  Get Tom up,  pop the man with stimulants and anti-depressants and get him back to work!  Naughty girls 24 hours a day can’t be all that bad.  Beverly Bacci and Abigail Whittaker draw poor Tom’s wrath and Beverly is put over his knee.  From Girls Boarding School.

Our “It” girl is back this week on Bars and Stripes.  After her  handspanking she is probably more than sick of being “IT” and wish someone would come and take “IT” .  But alas Dear Reader no one would take “IT” and after being spanked by yet another “IT” it will be quite hard to “SIT”

I believe our Dear Clare Fonda has invented a new party game Dear Readers!  Its called Spanking Twister!  From My Spanking Roommate

Mistress Bliss,  Yet another very attractive southern girl that Spanking Bare Butts has brought in to spank the perpetually naughty Bryanna.  Lets hope in addition to Bryanna’s spanking Ms Bliss gets one of her own.

And finally for tonight Dear Reader a ode to Butt plugs.  Butt Plugs are quite useful during a spanking.  First it gives one a target to spank around (you don’t want to smack that thing in deeper do you?).  Second if inserted properly it almost stun’s a girl for a few minutes allowing you more time to start the spanking off properly.  Clare takes care of this for us on Spanked Call Girls.
 

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For my long time Readers I assume that you noticed that Your Humble Narrator chose not to spew forth my liberal ideology on election night.  I felt Dear Reader since the far reaching effect that some of you feel The Spanking Spot has to influence  136 million people voting, I didn’t want to unduly influence the election.  But Dear Reader today the Party of reason and wimpy wine drinking windsailers has vanquished the party of Ignorance and Fear.  So for the next 4 years they will desparately cling to guns and Religion. 

But I actually fear for my Republican friends!  for the next few months will be quite a interesting time in their party.  You see Dear Reader Democrats have had quite a bit of experience in losing in recent history.  When that happens we tend to go smoke a doobie,  perhaps sing kum by yah, Listen to Nick Cave and in a few days we feel better about ourselves.  Republicans on the other hand when faced with the spanking they got yesterday pull out the knives.  And there will be blood.  The problem is Dear Reader, is that while most of the concepts that gave rise to modern conservatism were quite good, The Republicans made a deal with the Devil in 1980 to bring us the small government utopia.  That deal with the religious nutcases that dominate in our most rural and ignorant areas will now more then likely eat the party alive.  There are simply no more reasonable moderate Republicans left!  The corporate elite might hold the money Dear Reader but the Religious Lunatics hold the zeal and the brawn. 

This of course will neither bode well for Democrat or Republican, Dear Reader.  For a party who holds almost absolute power (the Democrats) Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  And the opposition party who believes that the world is 6000 years old, people who blow up planned parenthood clinics aren’t terrorists and we should keep someone artificially alive who hasn’t moved in 10 years simply won’t be accepted outside JesusLand.   Yes indeed Dear Reader these should be an interesting few years.

Now that the election is over I promise that I will stick to spanking for the foreseeable future. Though Barbara Bachman will eventually really need a Good spanking.   So without further ado.  Lets go to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin with the Caning of 19 year Old Claudia.  A very shy country girl from outside the big city she has come across an ad promising needed money for a starving college student for the simply act of getting caned! Coming from the eastern European Countryside we can at least assume she is familar with spanking so this would be a piece of cake right?  Wrong!  Though honestly this simple yet very attractive country girl blew away my expectations.  I figured it would be over once they broke the cane across her naked ass.  But Claudia gritted her teeth and continued getting a total of 21 strokes.  She didn’t make it to all 50 but I give her a standing ovation for her attempt.  From Mood Castings

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian on Real Life Spankings who is indeed NOT from Amsterdam has quite a busy schedule.  Stacy and Sharon who made their spanking debut a couple of weeks ago just “happened” to be in his neighborhood.  Not {gasp} wearing seatbelts!.  Now the one thing my mother always drilled into my brain was to ALWAYS wear your seatbelt.  The ironic thing is the only serious accident I was ever involved with I was thinking the exact same thing as I got flung out the side window since I was indeed not wearing my seatbelt.  Well lucky for these girls AAA (or triple A) teaches them a lesson on why seatbelts are absolutely manditory. 

Now this is good.  This is the Adult actress Francesca Lé coming to meet our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer at Good Spankings (or her 2 site special).  Now,  I happen to be smitten with a Columbian Girl as of recent Days.  This Francesca Lé is a spitting image of her! hmm,  perhaps I should run a bit of a background check.  Not that there is anything wrong with her profession but I would have to assume that should they be one in the same considering what she has experienced other then my spanking she might be a bit dissapointed. 

So this gentleman is not our lovely Pandora Blake’s significant other.  Poor Bastard……  Well he does get to spank her after all so perhaps we should not take pity on him. From English Spankers. 

Well there is no Sara Bergman getting her bottom beaten but she watches her friend Birdy dressed quite inappropriately for work (and perhaps clubbing).  Sarah will get her ass spanking in the next update.  Meanwhile poor Birdie appears that she will be out on the town with her red ass peaking underneath her way to short dress.  From HD Spank or a 14 site special for 139 euros

Now I have to know how many times Chloe Elise’s mouth was washed out with soap in her lifetime.  The girl while pleasant and beautiful has quite the wicked tounge.  Somehow Your Humble Narrator thinks that it “just” might have gotten her into trouble in the past.  Then again I find it hard to believe that anyone tasting soap would willingly do it again.  Chloe why don’t you tell us!  From Punished Brats

I’ll tell you a little secret.  Clare totally fucked up taking pictures the tomboy Sarah Faye getting the crap spanked out of her.  She told Your Humble Narrator in confidence.  Thus I tell you Dear Reader.  While she managed to get the majority of the pictures of this girl getting spanked.  It took a bit.  What do you think Dear Reader,  should her Tushy get Tanned for her carelessness?  From Spanked Sweeties.

I will have to say Dear Reader that thoughout Yours Truly’s life I have always hated ties.  The problem is when you put a tie on a female (particularly in a schoolgirl uniform) the useless ties suddenly become quite an interest.  More so when they hand uselessly when their owner is across the knee getting the OTK spanking of a life time.  From Spanked at Home

When I was young I was made to go to CCD.  For those who don’t know the term its pretty much a catholic indoctrination by idiots who have never once read any of the documents that make Catholicism less idiotic then other religions.  I tell you this Dear Reader since in my CCD Class was the “IT Girl”  Cheerleader, popular girl , etc etc.  Interestingly her mother was our idiot attempting to indoctrinate us young impressionable souls.  Well our “IT” girl made the mistake of ignoring then mouthing off to her mother at our little CCD Class.  This of course was met with a quick smack across the face and then her bent over a desk getting smacked in yet another part of the body.  Well Donna was brainless but she indeed wasn’t a criminal unlike our other “IT” Girl Rachel Lloyd. From Bars and Stripes

And Finally for tonight.  I know there is no bare bottom spanking in this one.  But Wow,  just wow.  From Handspanking.com

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