To illustrate the sheer breadth of human intelligence Dear Reader. We have landed the largest most sophisticated probe in history on a distant world this week verses discovering they want to teach their children in Louisiana that dragons were in fact real. And we wonder why people in Europe make fun of us.
You see, recently perhaps one of or dumbest states in the union decided to make their children smarter by allowing vouchers to private schools. Not in and of itself bad. But they also decided to include religious schools which to tell you the truth, considering the prowess of catholic schools around the nation probably isn’t in and of itself bad. But indeed Dear Reader this is the south!
These schools rely on textbooks published though Bob Jones University which should not indeed be allowed anywhere near a textbook. These enlightened people as you might recall led the charge for racial equality by ending their ban on interracial dating in the early year of 2000! How progressive.
In any case these “textbooks” bequeath such facts as humans and dinosaurs hung out, Those Klu Klux Clan fellows weren’t all that bad, The great depression was made up by liberals such as John Steinbeck and indeed Algebra is the work of the devil.
I doubt there will be a demand for the grown children from Louisiana at the JPL in the near future. But indeed many of them will be so stupid they will indeed need regular spankings which we can happily give them on the Spanking Updates of the Week.
How wrong Emily Dickinson was! The thing with feathers is not Hope. The thing with feathers turned out to be my nephew. We must take him to a specialist in Zurich! Well Dear Reader according to our enlightened Christian Crazies we should not even be talking about Dear Ms Dickinson or eve Mark Twain. They were simply hacks! I am indeed waiting for one of these people to start insisting the sky is not in fact blue. Or the fact that being spanked in wet panties hurts considerably more than on the bare bottom. A fact that our own Sarah Gregory is learning today in the bathroom on Triple A Spanking.
This immense stupidity should of course not be surprising Dear Reader. After all their neighbor to the west, the great state of Texas just determined that a person with a 61 IQ wasn’t dumb enough not to be executed! That is indeed like saying that Amelia Jane Rutherford is to beautiful to spank. Which of course is a ridiculous notion, an opinion shared by her real life partner and soon (or perhaps already is) husband who is indeed caning her. From Northern Spanking
Of course this is also from a state that thinks its appropriate to put children in jail for missing school. Yes that is effective. Make them miss more school while surrounded by criminals. Perhaps one can think of a perhaps more effective punishment? Like a good hard spanking perhaps? Just saying guys… From Sound Punishment.
You know Dear Reader I almost forgot my friend Chelsea Pfeiffer. I was nearly at the end of my daily rant when I realized I had totally forgotten about her. Good thing I didn’t since Sophia Nova is given a very painful strapping on Good Spanking.
Thankfully our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian does not allow such nonsense be taught in his schools! He scoffs at the notion that the trail of tears were necessary to bring the Native Americans to the Lord. Perhaps the untold thousands that died might have something to say in that matter. Fortunately any girl that suggests such nonsense is spanked! From Spanked In Uniform.
Pandora Blake can be forgiven for getting a sunburn on her recent trip to Texas. After all she is English and they are not used to seeing that big yellow thing in the sky. But it is indeed a great excuse to give her and Amelia Jane Rutherford a famous Texas Paddling. Glad her bottom wasn’t sunburned. From Dreams of Spanking.
Finally for today our Dirty Old Man shows he can wield a strap with the best of them. Unfortunately it is on his new arrival Zara’s bare bottom. Now I thought at least initially the length of that strap would be too unwieldy to spank a girl over the knee. From her cries and the bruises on her bottom I must say I was wrong. From Spanking Coeds.
Brushstrokes
In the spirit of the Olympics, and some really fine performances by women athletes this year, just wanted to share a photo that really captures the moment. Enjoy.
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I was in the room while Amelia and Pandora were filming the sunburn video (as I had just finished shooting a set for Dreams of Spanking), and I had a hard time not laughing when Amelia was being "interested" in Pandora's spanking. They are both just such great models and actresses, not mention wonderful people.