Pandora Blake’s Schoolgirl Spanking and Samantha Woodley Caned on the Bare Ass

I have been convinced Dear Reader that our children or at the least our children’s children will not be able to go though life without at least one serious crime on their records. You see the powers that be in this country under the illusion of getting “tough on crime” keep making more and more seemingly innocuous offences criminal. This can be illustrated by our incarceration rate being 1 in 100 people at any given time. Yes 1% of the population is in jail right now.

I’ll give you a example of this that occurred this morning. Now while I love my beloved city and that state in which it resides it is known for complete and utter bureaucratic incompetence. Thus I thought I was free of it when I moved to my adopted New England. Now when we moved I switched my significant other’s insurance onto mine. She went to the DMV like a good little girl to get her new license but did not switch over her registration since she needed an emissions test. Another stupid law. In any case the geniuses NY DMV decided that her insurance lapsed and promptly suspended her registration. Which of course she found out today from a rather nice officer who pulled her over.

Now in any other state upon presenting a valid insurance card would simply result in a fix it ticket. Now a number of years ago there was a number of incidences of unregistered vehicles almost exclusively driven by illegal aliens getting into accidents. The geniuses in my beloved state decided to “get tough on crime” and rather dealing with the problem of people who aren’t supposed to be here decided to make driving with a suspended registration a misdemeanor rather than a simple violation. Punishable by up to 30 days in jail. Now for the common criminal and of course the illegal’s this is simply a minor setback and free grub for 30 days. But for a professional person that must answer “Have you ever been convicted of a crime” on every job application this is a bit more serious. To make matters worse, because her valid insurance is in her new state which she is a legal resident, the geniuses at the DMV won’t recognize that she is indeed insured.

Thankfully she wasn’t arrested and the officer was kind enough to recognize the absurdity of the situation. But he did warn me that my beloved state was “getting tough” with such things since the new law passed. Thus in a number of weeks I must go to court with her to eviscerate some yahoo prosecutor preferably making him or her cry and peeing on his bushes.

The point of the matter Dear Reader when you make everything a serious crime everyone becomes criminals. When they make no distinction between severity we become all suspicious of each other. Then of course our idiot politicians win. Now lets get on with the spanking updates of the week!

Now it used to be we Spanked our girls so they would stay out of trouble. But when everything is a serious offence and we have “zero tolerance” spanking them for violating stupid regulations is indeed fruitless. Thus the reason my Significant Other will not have her bottom reddened tonight. She complied with the spirit of the law and simply because others are stupid is no reason for a spanking. Our Lovely Pandora Blake unfortunately does not have that kind of understanding at the boarding school she attends. I must point out that aside from the very hard and painful spanking she is receiving she looks incredible this week. I can’t put my finger on it, perhaps she lost a bit of weight (not that she needed it) or has begun to work out. But she looks vibrant and of course spankable. From Northern Spanking

You know Your Humble Narrator like yourselves when looking at a potential neighborhood always checks the sex offender registry. I remember when they first implemented and my then SO came to me in a panic since there was one or two living a mile or so away. What I came to find out they make no distinction of their crimes. Is it indeed a child rapist or did a 18 year old have sex with his 16 year old girlfriend, Did he get arrested for streaking in college? Or perhaps he squeezed a girls boob when he was 13. All of which gets you put on this list and none of which I am particularly concerned about. But of course we must logic has little or nothing to do with politics. Which is why I like the spanking world. A girl acts up and she gets her bottom spanked. Simple as that. Sure sometimes spankings are given unfairly but the worst result of that is not being able to sit down for a few days rather than having your whole life ruined. Now Caroline Grey once again finds herself over our Able Amsterdam Authoritarians knee and while her whole life is thankfully not ruined it is indeed rather painful. From Spanked In Uniform

Sooner or later everything will become illegal since there is always some knucklehead that thinks someone ought to pass a law about it. Including spanking, which by some accounts is already illegal and we will all be convicted of something sometime in our lives. Which of course is simply idiotic Dear Reader. When most thing can easily be punished with a good hard spanking which our courts inexplicably consider “cruel and unusual”. Well it might be cruel but it certainly isn’t unusual for our favorite brat the stunning Samantha Woodley who this week gets the cane across her gorgeous bottom on Firm Hand Spanking.

Rather listening to me bitching abut ridiculous laws, Let us look at something even more ridiculous. I recently found out that none of the 1000’s of firefighters that bravely responded to the events on 9/11 are invited to unveiling the monument to those who lost their lives on that fateful day. Why does one ask would you exclude the people that risked life and limb and lost so many friends that day? Well the answer is quite simple Dear Reader, To many fucking politicians. There are no room for the responders! Yes that is indeed correct. Every moron half of which have never been to my beloved city will be there leaving absolutely no room for anyone else! How pleasant. At least our favorite gal Chelsea Pfeiffer gives those in need her personal touch. Well in this case her personal touch is a spanking on Carolyn Reese’s bare bottom. From Good Spanking

Now as we all know Spankings should ultimately be given on the bare bottom. But that is indeed not to say that an effective one cannot be given on the girls clothed bottom provided that one use the proper force and implement. Our Teen Brandi finds out these can be quite painful and while she is thankful of not getting a bare ass spanking the speed and force Mr M whacks her bottom with the wooden hairbrush hurts just as much. From Spanking Teen Brandi or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Well it seems that Bryanna’s beach is not so deserted after all. Which is good since she can have the added embarrassment of being spanked in front of a total stranger in her bikini bottoms. From Spanking Bare Butts

Ah the rich, Between lighting cigars with $100 bills and destroying the world economy they “create jobs” with their ridiculously low tax rates. It seems they are now employing people to spank their wives for them. After all the true nobility would never ever be caught smacking their significant others ass. wait, this might be a good thing! From English Spankers

And Finally for today we have a return of the two creepy schoolgirls in matching blue outfits who enjoy spanking and humiliating upper-class girls. I like it. From Cutie Spankee.